I thought that the three of them would agree with their heads, but they didn't expect to be rejected together, Li Xiaogong steadily focused on "National Teacher, forget it, we all have the emperor's order, and I can't compare to the National Teacher."

The hawker gave Li Xiaogong a middle finger, "What, tell me about the current situation, send Ermeng away early, and I will go back to take the girl early."

The three of them coughed together, and dared to say that looking for a daughter-in-law in the Tang Dynasty was so fresh and refined, and it was estimated that the transcendent face would not change color and heart would not beat in front of him, so Li Xiaogong stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please, "The national teacher is here, please"

"Please, please, get in the car, I'll take you there" The three of them got into the car together, and the herald who ran all the way with the hawker looked at the van with a disappointed face, there were three people on it, and they didn't need to show their way, so lost, but the soldiers who surrounded him to see the strange caught him and asked the time, I don't know how to write the word lost, and his face was full of sorrow!

The hawker followed the three to Wei Chigong's temporary headquarters, which was changed as soon as the yard was broken, and the van couldn't get in, so the hawker had to stop at the door and follow the three inside. ”

The three of them all smiled bitterly, and Wei Chigong replied, "It's not the national teacher who made trouble, what did you say to return the gift to the grassland people, now it's okay, those barbarians stayed outside the city and didn't leave, saying that they would wait for you to give something before leaving, otherwise they would go to congratulate His Majesty on his accession to the throne again, no, you haven't been here for a few days, and you send a few barbarians here every day to eat and drink, and you are not satisfied at all and lose your temper, which is estimated to be a trouble again"

"Yo, there's still this thing, no, I'll take a look" After speaking, the hawker took the lead in entering the house, and saw a few grassland people in the east wall box eating and drinking together, and the bone leftovers thrown around were everywhere, and a few soldiers waiting around him were full of anger, if it weren't for the military order, it is estimated that the fate of those grassland people would not be much better than the bones on the ground.

The grassland man felt that someone had entered the house, and he didn't look back, and shouted in half-baked Chinese, "Serve a dish, why is it so slow, is it possible to go and sell your ass once, haha... You Han people like to do this haha..."

The one who spoke was probably the leader, and the peddler really admired this man's courage, and he would not dare to fly so unscrupulously in the hearts of the enemy.

The leader saw that no one in the Han people dared to answer after he was cheap, so he continued, "What's the matter, I said it, you Han..." A supporting role!

The hawker saw that it was this goods, road rage attacked, and it happened that this person was scared to the ground, and such a handsome posture didn't seem to be a bit inhumane to beat him, so the hawker raised his big foot of forty-two and a half yards and kicked the goods in the face desperately, "Let you scold, let you be cheap... I'll kick you to death."

The goods that were kicked didn't dare to move, just kidding, it's better to let this stranger kick a few times out of anger than to resist and be killed, okay, the encounter of the negotiation time of the Great Khan of our own family is the purpose, this short hair doesn't care about human life at all, the five thousand sergeants in the front battalion are powerful, but when I met this goods, I didn't see it and disappeared to make fertilizer, my own body, or to save my life!

A few people who followed the goods wanted to stand up and reason with the hawkers, but when someone took the lead, the Tang soldiers were not vegetarians, and immediately went up to communicate with the grassland people about spirit and flesh, and for a while the whole house was full of screams!

Kicked until the end, the hawker was tired and panting, and he was kicked on the ground holding his head and kept shouting, "National teacher, national teacher, rest, don't be tired"

"Damn, you're still weird and considerate" The vendor kicked a few more times before he was relieved, patting the dirt on his body "Okay, get up"

This thing stood up with a flattering face, looked at the vendor and smiled, "The national teacher has a good time, right?" Why don't you do it all over again?"

The peddler kicked the goods down again, and finally knew why Jieli and they sent this goods, this Nima grassland also produces two skin faces, it is not easy, the peddler took a cup of water and drank saliva, panted evenly, waved his hand to let the soldiers get those steppe people's entourage out, and found a pier to sit down and watch this messenger.

The peddler is only now carefully observing the person in front of him, if the person is changed from a monkey, this thing is the reincarnation of a baboon, and in the previous life he was crushed to death by a heavy truck on his face, a horse face is old and elder, and his face is full of face above the waist, the hawker almost squirted out a mouthful of water, and his face was tense, "Say, what is it called, what are you doing here?" “

The one who was kicked saw that the vendor didn't kick it, and a smile that was more ugly than crying appeared on his face: "Yu Guoshi, the small one is Xi Ri Golige, who was ordered by Jieli Khan to come to Fengzhou to wait for the Tang Dynasty's apology"

"Oh, what kind of day is it, why is this name so awkward, do you have a good name?" The hawker just asked casually, but he didn't expect this product to twist up, and his face turned red very rarely, and the hawker felt very interesting, "What's your nickname?" “

The messenger twisted for a while, and stomped his foot, "I said you don't laugh."

"What's the joke?"

"My nickname is Yellow Paparazzi"

"Poof...."Not only the hawkers, but even Li Xiaogong and the surrounding soldiers sprayed, no wonder the contrast between this goods is so big, it turns out to be a dog!

This thing was laughed at and stomped his foot very angrily, "Laugh again, laugh again, and I'll go back to my house Khan."

The peddler made a stop gesture, "Okay, okay, don't laugh, that yellow paparazzi, why did your Great Khan send you here, aren't you afraid that we will kill you?" “

Yellow paparazzi [Xi Ri Goli Ge Mongolian language is indeed a yellow paparazzi, I can't find Turkic language, Mongolian language is okay] Hearing this, his face suddenly fell, "What else can I do, isn't it because I didn't protect the Great Khan in Chang'an, and I was held hostage by the national teacher, so after that, everyone else was punished to do hard labor, because I knew a little Chinese, so I was sent by the Great Khan to do this terrible errand, so I came here with a mortal heart, after I came, I found that the more I made trouble, the more polite they were, and they kept making trouble in order to survive, And then isn't that what you're here to come."

The hawker glared at Yu Chigong and the three of them, and the three of them were also ashamed, but they didn't expect that a prince and two dukes were actually coaxed by a second stunned person, if this was transmitted to Chang'an, thinking of the sadness, Lao Cheng and Yu Chigong were going to go up and beat the yellow paparazzi, and they were stopped by the hawker.

"I see, did Jieli send you here to explain something?"

"It's just for me to wait for you to come here, in addition to the apology, there is also a matter of mutual market, you see that now that you are here, can I go back to the camp first to tell Jieli Khan?"

"Well, yes, forget it, I'll send you"

The yellow paparazzi's head shook like a rattle, "How dare you work for your master, I'll just go by myself"

"Go, you really think I'm sending you, I want to see the situation outside the city"

So the hawker got up again and escorted the yellow paparazzi to the north gate with Wei Chigong and others, because the enemy was current, the city gate was sealed, and several people went up to the city tower, ready to hang the yellow paparazzi in a hanging basket.

The hawkers who went to the city looked at the north of the city, good guys, the grassland people came to the market en masse, there were tents everywhere, and I observed it with a telescope, and the outer circle of the camp was still deep, but it was not good inside, and those who wrestled shirtless, those who peed on their backs, and everything they did.

There are actually a few big pits between the north gate and the big camp, and it is obvious that a lot of fragmented human tissues are scattered everywhere, and at a glance, you can know that it is a good thing done by the earth-shaking thunder, "What's going on?" “

Before the Tang Dynasty could answer, the yellow paparazzi spoke first, "This is the difference between being a death and being an envoy, I came to be a messenger, I ate with a mouth full of oil, this small tribe provoked the authority of the Great Khan, and was sent to probe the strength of the Tang army, and then there was no more."

The peddler twisted his face and looked at the yellow paparazzi and scolded angrily, "You are a prairie man, you use Chinese more smoothly than me, hurry up, don't show off here, go back and tell Er Meng, I will trade with them tomorrow morning, don't be late"

PS: Readers, okay, don't break the ticket