Chapter 15: Good luck
After the previous year's military career, Gao Huan is now familiar with killing people and setting fires, not to mention dealing with a few patrol pawns, all of them were tied up and thrown on the side of the road, looking at the few weapons and equipment captured and placed on the side of the road. This is not enough to enter the standard, Yu Wentai said that if you want to join the gang, you must rob at least 300 stone of military rations.
This bit of tattery is not worth three taels of silver when sold, and no ordinary person will come to buy weapons and equipment for the army.
"Boss, what should I do? This is obviously not enough, and it will not be bad to go back. Li Erhu stepped forward and asked Gao Huan softly.
The five people led by Gao Huan are the military leader Li Wenhu (the second in the family, also called Li Erhu), Qi Sanli, who temporarily called over from the gang to help, the recruits Guan Yi and Guan Er (two brothers who could not survive in the countryside), and Zhao Tiezhu, the horseman who fed the horses in the cavalry team. Among these five people, Li Erhu is considered to be a serious eight hundred people who fight with knives, and the remaining four people are here to eat, this time they received the military order from above, and they had no choice but to follow Gao Huan out to rob, they didn't want to risk squatting to guard the grain team.
"Can't you just take these captives back and hand them over?" Qi Sanli asked helplessly: "Anyway, we can be regarded as robbing, it's just bad luck, and we can't be blamed." ”
"You can pull it down, forget about the charge you drew in the military order, it's not enough to go back and it's a board, I think it's better to squat and take a look, in case you ......" Li Erhu himself has no confidence to say it, he can't do anything at dawn, go back and wait to eat the board.
"That's not the case, it's not going back, it's not going back, it's not ......" The two brothers, Guan Yi and Guan Er, looked at Gao Huan, hoping that he could come up with an idea.
Damn, the first time I came out to rob it didn't go well, which is not a good sign. Gao Huan thought to himself: I will definitely not be able to pay the difference when I go back, and the tatters in this place are not worth a few dollars, and the tattered in this place is ...... Hey, there you have it! Gao Huan suddenly got the hang of it: Won't you kidnap the ticket, I'll wipe it.
Gao Huan got up and dragged an officer and soldier to the side, pulled out his knife and said viciously to the man: "Don't shout, let go of your mouth now, you answer whatever I ask, say a wrong word or dare to lie to me, well, you know!" With that, he shook the knife a few times in front of the man's eyes.
The man nodded violently, and the voice of grace came out of his mouth, and it seemed that he agreed.
Gao Huan tore off the rotten cloth in the man's mouth, the man retched for a while, Gao Huan pulled him over, and rubbed the dagger on his cheek: "Say, which of you has money on you, or has money in the family?" ”
The man looked at the dagger with a frightened look on his face and said, "Okay, the good man spares my life, I, we are all from poor families, and we don't have much money." ”
"No money? What kind of soldier did you come out to be if you didn't have money? No way! Gao Huan wanted to get angry when he heard that he had no money, and it was no fun to kidnap tickets.
"Good man, who wants to come out to be a soldier these days when the family has a little money, a few of us really have no money." The man looked aggrieved, his facial features were twisted together, and he just squeezed out a few tears.
", that's a shame. If I don't have any money, then I can only slaughter a few of you and go back to pay for it. Gao Huan was a little disappointed, and now he had to go back to eat the board.
"Don't, good man. We don't have any money, but I know where we can get it. When the man heard that he was going to be slaughtered, he was so frightened that he dared to say anything.
One of the other captured soldiers was about to speak, but as soon as Guan saw this, he kicked him in the chest and cursed: "If you make any more noise, I will kill you first, shut up." ”
Gao Huan looked at the man with a look of disbelief, and said in his mouth: "Damn, if you dare to lie to me, I will incite you now." ”
"Hero, how dare the villain lie to you, what I said is true, I really know where to get money." The man looked at Gao Huan with a lewd look and smiled flatteringly.
Gao Huan looked at his face and wanted to vomit a little, so he pinned his face with a knife and said, "You turn my face around for me." Say, where can I get money, say it quickly. ”
"Hero, there is a Wang Li Zhuang not far from here, there is a big money official in the Zhuangzi, his family has a lot of money as far as I know, you can go to his house and borrow a few hundred taels to play." The kid looked like a chicken thief.
"Really?" Gao Huan was still a little unconvinced, and called Li Erhu to ask: "This guy said that there is a good place to "put it inside" nearby, and there is a rich man called ...... Is there such a thing as a big official? ”
Li Erhu looked confused when he heard it, pretending to be inside? What the heck? "Oh, I see." Li Erhu suddenly realized with a face: "Boss, you are talking about Wang Li Zhuangzi, yes, there is a big family named Qian Daguan in that Zhuangzi." What's the matter, we're going to rob his house? ”
"There really is, if it's like what this guy said, then let's hurry over now, borrow some money from the big officials, and pass the current level first." Gao Huan breathed a sigh of relief, he still had some hope, anyway, if the rich man borrowed a thousand eight hundred, he would not refuse to accept it. In Gao Huan's impression, the rich people who called themselves big officials in ancient times should generally be as kind and charitable as the big officials in the Water Margin.
"Boss, if you really want to go, we will follow, but I'm afraid that you don't understand the situation, let me tell you first, this Qian Daguan and his nephew are the grain and grass supervisors under our King Qi, and a lot of weapons and equipment are purchased with him, you ......"
"Damn, aren't we in an emergency now, I'm not familiar with this life, so I can only borrow some money from the big officials first, and wait until I get through the current difficulties, and then I will pay it back twice in the future." Gao Huan looked displeased, this big official wouldn't be so stingy, besides, his nephew was doing the business of the righteous army, after all, we are a family with him, and this is not helpful?
Just do it, Gao Huan got up and asked the Guan brothers and Zhao Tiezhu to strip off the clothes and pants of those officers and soldiers, tie them back, and then stuff strips of cloth in their mouths and throw them in the grass on the side of the road. took the guys and six people, and went to the house of this Wang Li Zhuang's money official.
At this time, the big official was drinking and flirting in a concubine's room, and the two were flirting strongly, and the big official in his fifties, like a fat pig, was about to press the eighteen-year-old concubine who was wearing only a red belly pocket with fine skin and tender meat on the couch, and the two were about to do good deeds. With a bang, the door was kicked open by someone. The concubine screamed, committed herself to hide in the arms of the big official, and looked at the door in horror, and the big official turned around and was stunned just as he wanted to scold.
Gao Huan looked at Li Erhu with a displeased face and said, "I let you kick the door?" Li Erhu smiled apologetically: "Isn't it impossible to push it away, I kicked it away in a hurry." After that, he touched his head helplessly.
Gao Huan ignored him, pulled up the masked sweat towel, and said to the big officials: "I'm bothering the big officials, Li Erhu, the small leader of the Xia Yi Army, came to visit the big officials late at night because the army ran out of food, and I want to borrow some money from you." ”
"Boss, you ......" Li Erhu had a lot of objections to Gao Huan pretending to be his name to rob, and just wanted to speak, Gao Huan turned around and scolded: "Shut up, have you spoken?" Believe it or not, a knife cuts out your tongue. The second half of the sentence was for the big officials, Li Erhu looked angry, his face was red and his neck was thick and he wanted to plead, Gao Huan glared, and he was silent.
"Oh, it turned out to be a brother of the righteous army, and my nephew Sun Xiu was also a grain and grass officer under King Qi. Dare to ask which team the heroes are in? "The big official Qian who is full of fat and five short bodies is still naked at the moment, and he wants to take his clothes and put them on.
"What's the matter, the big officials are planning to settle accounts with us after the autumn?" Gao Huan snorted coldly.
"How dare you, that's not what old decay means." After that, he turned around and shouted to the little concubine who was trembling with fright: "I don't have any eyesight, why don't you hurry up and make tea for a few heroes to get something to eat." The big official of this money gave the concubine a look as he spoke. The concubine immediately bowed her head and went out of the house, wanting to run to the front yard to call someone.
Gao Huan blocked the door and said, "Don't bother the officials, we'll leave as soon as we get the money." "The implication is to get the money quickly, let's go.
There was a lot of sweat on the heads of the big officials, and these guys in their hands didn't look like good stubble. took a red silk scarf hanging on the side, and the official wiped the sweat on his head and wiped his mouth, huh? Why doesn't it taste right? Seeing that it turned out to be the silk scarf used by the concubine to take a bath and wipe her body, when she thought of the place where the silk scarf had rubbed the woman, the official threw it aside with a disgusted face, and said: "I don't know how much the hero wants, I'll go and get it." ”
"Alas, that's right, we are actually forced to be helpless. Let's not want it too much, you can just get a thousand eight taels. Gao Huan has long seen that the big official is not a good person, he must be the kind of bully landlord in the TV series who is powerful and bullies men and women.
"How much? One thousand eight hundred? No! As soon as the official heard this sky-high figure, his head buzzed, his whole body was not in pain, but his soul was flying, and 1,800 was the rent money he could only receive in a year, and he robbed it to a few thieves this night, and if he didn't give it, he wouldn't give it if he killed me! Qian Daguan looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
"Okay, don't give it." Gao Huan already had an idea in his heart to deal with this kind of miser who sacrificed his life and money, and he didn't want to think about how many excellent revolutionary movies we watched in our previous life, and there were still few scenes in it that outwitted the landlords and bullies? "Don't give it, we have to take it ourselves, it's hard to say if you take more or less, and this little woman looks good, we have to take it with us, the right one in the army is a cook who washes and cooks, and she can warm the bed for her brothers at night hehe." Gao Huan has learned badly, he knows how to treat others in his own way.
"Are you still rebels? What's the difference between this and robbers? "Qian Daguan is about to cry, how can there be such an unreasonable rebel? The bandits still have to follow the rules, but these people are too outrageous.
The little concubine saw that several people behind Gao Huan were staring at her with wide eyes, and swallowed their saliva violently. Originally, this woman wore little, but now after listening to Gao Huan's words, she was so frightened that she hugged the two big white steamed buns on her chest even more, hid behind the old man, and said coquettishly: "Master, you just give them to them, let them go quickly." Father~! ”
This woman is invincible when she is coquettish, not to mention that Qian Daguan originally liked this concubine very much, she was young and tasteful, she could understand Fengyue, and she served his old bones every night ********, where was she willing to be taken to the army by Gao Huan, then it would be good.
Gao Huan looked at Qian Daguan with a smile: "What kind of official, have you thought about it?" Do we do it or do you do it yourself? ”
The old man is distressed about money, yes, but this little concubine is also his favorite, that money can't be exchanged, after a while, maybe he figured it out, Qian Daguan opened his eyes and gritted his teeth and said: "You come with me, don't touch my family." ”
Gao Huan smiled and made a way for the big official Qian, and made a gesture of please, the big official went out angrily, Gao Huan turned around and said to Li Erhu: "You and him stay and watch this woman." Pointing at Zhao Tiezhu and continuing: "If something is wrong, kill this woman first, and then run quickly, don't worry about us." ”
The little concubine's face turned pale when she heard this, and she shouted loudly in the house: "Master, save me!" Li Erhu went up and pushed her to the couch and shouted softly: "Damn, I'll kill you now, be honest with me, shut up!" The woman was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, trembling, and looked at Li Erhu with her mouth wide open in horror.
Qian Daguan turned around and comforted the concubine: "Don't be afraid, you can go back when you go, it's okay, you wait for me." Then he looked at Gao Huan pitifully, his eyes full of pleading.
Gao Huan said to the officials with a happy face: "Let's go, be honest and be good to everyone." ”
It turns out that the landlord is so happy!