Chapter 21: The Selfishness of the Tumor

The pain in his head was unbearable, Liu San'er simply didn't want to sit upright, looked at everyone, and scolded: "You waste, don't you all day long, why can't you think of who it is, you can't do anything, you can't eat and drink, one race at a time, it's really stupid." After a while, someone stepped forward and said: "Will the eldest brother be Liu Bao under the willow tree in the east of the city, the day before yesterday we went to his house to catch two hens that laid eggs, he took a firewood knife in the back while chasing and scolding us for not dying well, there will be retribution." ”

The tumor was afraid that this person's statement would provoke another scolding, so he hurriedly said before Liu San'er got angry: "Liu Bao is a lame person who has a hard time walking during the day, how can he still tease the eldest brother at night, no, don't you go back and think about it." The man had to go back and think again.

After a while, someone stepped forward and said: "Will the eldest brother be the mother and daughter of the Zhong family, just the day before yesterday, we didn't tease her daughter, and she chased me all over the yard with a wooden stick to see the two of them." After speaking, he waited triumphantly for Liu San'er's praise, and before Liu San'er spoke, he spoke again, and said: "No, it's not their mother and daughter, you don't want to think about how two women in the middle of the night could follow the eldest brother and get her to a dilapidated house in the east of the city." Seeing that this person didn't get Liu San'er's affirmation, but was denied by the tumor, he had to stand back in place.

None of them thought of who it was, everyone didn't want to step forward anymore for fear of being embarrassed in front of everyone, and then they were afraid of being scolded by Liu San'er, so everyone kept quiet, and at the same time their eyes revealed an expectant gaze looking at the tumor, and the tumor was stared at by everyone and trembled in his heart: "You pigs will be killed by you one day." ”

was forced to be helpless, hesitated for a moment and said to Liu San'er: "Big brother, I thought about it and only made a bond with those three people in the 'Cuide Garden' that day. ”

Hearing this, Liu San'er immediately stood up, and the picture of that day flashed quickly in his mind, and he pondered that it was really like this. Liu San'er said: "It's really possible for you to say this, those two almost fought with us that day, but they only gave up halfway through the killing of 'Cheng Biting Jin', although they were soft at that time, and they may have teased me to stage such a play today while I was unprepared." Everyone nodded in agreement with the eldest brother's analysis, but some were stunned and said, "Big brother, you said that these things are very reasonable, but I don't understand something, little brother?"

After all, Liu San'er was not as violent as he was at the beginning, and then said, "If you don't understand something, just say it." The speaker continued: "Why did some of them give us two pieces of silver to make amends for our sins, and how could Ning Ren still play tricks on the eldest brother?" Without waiting for Liu San'er to speak, he arched his hand and asked, "Big brother, I'll tell them this question, I don't know if it's okay." "On weekdays, the tumor gathers everyone to act in front of him, and Liu San'er is happy and agrees,

Tumor cleared his throat and said: "Brother, they are two-faced and three-knifed, smiling tiger Mingli set behind your back to play tricks on the road, this time we fell into someone else's 'Ming Xiu Plank Road Darkness Chen Cang' plan, "The tumor is different from other people's preferences, other brothers like to drink and listen to the song Tumor likes to listen to people tell stories, every time I have free time, I go to the teahouse to listen to the storyteller tell the story, and after a while, I also learned the storyteller's words, and all the minions felt justified and nodded their heads constantly, and then the tumor turned around and said:" Today, my eldest brother was teased and asked me to wait for my face to be how to mix in Jinhua Mansion in the future, are we going to be 'ashamed'. Everyone was instigated by the tumor as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and the tumor led everyone to shout in unison: "Avenge the eldest brother and be ashamed for us." ”

Liu San'er stood up and waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then said: "Thank you brothers for your love, in the future, if you have a bite of my Liu San'er, you will be indispensable, and he will repay the things that were teased yesterday in the future, and now we have found out the people, but I don't know which brother knows those three." The tumor said: "Big brother, one of the three people I know, that is, the person who gave us the silver taels, surnamed Sun, is a silk merchant in the city, and his family lives in Liuxiang in the west of the city, and often goes to 'Cuide Garden' to listen to music. However, this person is a bit tricky and difficult to deal with, and the other two are very anxious to think that they will not be long after they come to Jinhua. ”

"Tricky?" Liu San'er frowned and spit out two words, and said: "That kid surnamed Sun has some friendship with Wang Zhutou of the prefect's yamen, so it is a little tricky. For a while, the room was very quiet, and everyone frowned and thought of a way, whether walking, sitting, or leaning against the wall, in various postures.

The time of the tea kung fu was tightly knit, and the frowning brows finally relaxed, and the thief said with a smile: "Big brother, I want to know how to deal with them, but it's a little unrighteous." ”

"Where are you so exquisite, didn't they do their best to make fun of me, and now they want to avenge me without so much consideration, dare to say it and listen to it."

Liu San'er urged, and the tumor offered a plan, saying: "Our master will not be able to deal with it for a while, but he can deal with his woman, I know that this kid surnamed Sun has a good girl named Yizhu in 'Cuide Garden', and when there was a conflict, I saw this little girl enter the restaurant where we ate, and now I think that he must be exploring the truth and giving a message to the ventilation surnamed Sun."

After a pause, the words turned to reveal a treacherous look and said: "Yizhu, this little girl looks like a water spirit, looks very Peugeot, cherry, small mouth, willow eyebrows, and has a charm in her bones, which makes people dream, and I can't forget it at a glance." At this time, the tumor was already deeply immersed in the infinite fantasy of Yizhu.

Hearing the idea of the tumor, Liu San'er was in trouble, not afraid of Sun Youwei but afraid of the "Cuide Garden", "He often goes to the "Cuide Garden" to play a few hands of its deep foundation or know a little, wouldn't the people who move the "Cuide Garden" kill themselves on the Tai Sui Ye, Liu San'er asked with doubts: "Do you think that the people who move the 'Cuide Garden' will poke out any big baskets, right?" ”

The tumor was pulled back from his fantasy by Liu San'er, and he patted his chest and said: "Big brother, don't worry, this matter will be done without knowing it, we only need to find two or three brothers with flexible minds to act." "The tumor is selfish, admiring Yizhu for a long time, he is a "broken household", and it is difficult to get close to him, so he wants to tie Yizhu out of Liu San'er's matter, even if he can't kiss Fangze, but it is a blessing to see his face up close.

"Tell me if there's a good way to make this thing watertight." Liu San'er asked.

Tumor Zi said with a smile: "Little brother don't hide it from you, I have paid attention to Yizhu's little Nizi for some time, and found that she will go to 'Liu Yanzhai' every six or seven days to buy tobacco fat and gouache, and then go to the City God Temple to incense, and then take some food to see an old woman in Xiangxian Lane, the old woman is a single family and will not be found out if she starts there, and she used to be because she is the 'Cui De Garden', and there is no reason to start, but today for the eldest brother's tumor, he will definitely return the humiliation suffered by the eldest brother ten times to the surnamed Sun." ”

Liu San'er laughed and said: "Tumor, tumor, I can't think of a serious bad water in your stomach, didn't you plan for a long time, and today you borrowed an excuse to tell the matter." Liu San'er was broken by Liu San'er's words, and said with a red face: "Big brother is really like a torch, how can I hide my big brother with this little bit of care, but my loyalty belongs to my eldest brother." ”

"Okay, put away your loyalty, I haven't eaten a bite of wine and food until now, I'm so hungry that my chest is close to my back, you hurry up and get some food for me." Liu San'er said dissatisfiedly, and the tumor slapped his palm on the door of his head and said, "Ouch, I forgot about this stubble after patronizing and talking, and I have already asked someone to go to the tavern and ask them to send wine and food to the eldest brother to suppress the shock." ”

The matter was discussed and speechless for a while, everyone was waiting for the restaurant to come over, and waited left and right for a while before seeing the late restaurant guy, the people in the house hurriedly set up a table and put the wine and food, the wine and food were complete, Liu San'er sat in the center under the gaze of everyone holding the moon and the stars, and the tumor sat down on Liu San'er's left, and the others found their own places and sat down.

The tumor got up and poured Liu San'er a full bowl of wine, then got up and said, "Everyone, don't move the chopsticks first, pour a glass of wine for the eldest brother." Everyone picked up the wine jar on the table, poured wine and said in unison, "Respect big brother." Liu San'er got up and saluted back and said, "Brothers, politely, it's done." After saying that, he raised his head and drank a whole bowl of water and wine, and everyone else also raised his head and became thirsty.

Tumor picked up chopsticks, picked up a piece of braised pig's trotter and put it in Liu San'er's bowl and said, "Big brother, eat more, you suffered last night." Liu San'er put down his chopsticks, held the pig's trotters in one hand, and ate and drank with water and wine in the other, and the tumor was not in a hurry to watch Liu San'er drink the sea, and after drinking the water and wine, Liu San'er said to the tumor sitting next to him: "Hey, why are so many people as shrewd and capable as you, all of them are wine bags and rice bags." Saying that, the two of them looked at the group of minions competing for wine and meat on the table, and said: "What the eldest brother wants in our business is these rammers with developed limbs and simple minds, otherwise they can't be called." Liu San'er said noncommittally: "What you said has some truth, okay, leave them alone and let's eat." As he spoke, he picked up his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of fish in front of him and ate it.

The next day, in the "Cuide Garden", get up and put on the clothes of the art bamboo seat in front of the bronze mirror to pick up the wood and comb their own green silk, looking at the copper mirror in their own tentacle skin, the delicate face is all ingenious and even their own stupidity, but there is a faint grievance in her heart, she hates God gave her a beautiful skin but did not give her a place to live, in order to support her younger brother since he was a child was sold into the "Cuide Garden" by his parents since he was a child, he stayed for ten years and broke off contact with his family, every day of the ten years is torment. When he came in at the age of eight, he just started sweeping the floor, at the age of ten he did laundry and cooking, and then he learned piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and now he wears a heavy mask every day and lingers among every guest, pretending to be stupid and stunned, forcing his face to laugh and sell his soul.

Over the years, there have been bumps and bumps along the way, full of thorns, pretending to be strong in front of people, and then self-practice, there is suffering, you can't say that you don't dare to shed tears, for fear that if you are not careful, you will never be strong again, thinking about it, you can't help but two lines of green tears flowed down, but every time I think of Sun Youwei, my heart is a little calm, and a faint smile appears on my tearful face, and I am tired of crying and crawls on the table and falls asleep.

"Oops, how can the rouge run out," Yihe, who was transforming, shouted, looking at the empty comb table, putting down the eyeliner brush in his hand, holding his cheeks, pouting and pouting, it is very lovely, Yihe is different from Yizhu, if the former marries into the door, it is a delicate Yin Lian, holding it in his hand for fear of falling in his mouth for fear of melting away, people can't help but pity and love, the latter is elegant and generous, and Hui Lanxin is a virtuous helper who can enter the kitchen in the hall.