Chapter 709: A Dog Who Learns to Bark on a Donkey
Under the tree, the figure who slowly climbed up was rubbing his buttocks with one hand and holding the tree pole with the other, his eyes wide open and his saliva flowing. Of course, he definitely didn't see a naked beauty, but was surrounded by several tall and strong people. Even that saliva was caused by forgetting to close your mouth in shock!
Xu Ershao saw the battlefield in front of him when he just got up, although he was victorious in the general's house, he had never seen such a bloody scene, and before he could calm down, he was surrounded by several people in the center. was already scared enough, and was suddenly surrounded by people like this, only Xu Ershao almost didn't kneel, and in a panic, he hurriedly shouted: "Brother, Daxian, you sent me there, save my life quickly......"
Gao Chong didn't expect that there would be people hiding under the tree, and he was also slightly surprised, but when he saw clearly that those people were wearing Song Shicheng's military uniforms, he was wary, laughed, and said, "Boy, don't panic, brother is here!" As he spoke, he led the dog on a leash and ran down. In his heart, he subconsciously thought that when he saw his own people, he would definitely be treated like when he was in Song Shicheng.
But he ignored his current image, and the soldiers rushed to the next one when they saw it, "Huh! With a sound, the tip of the spear in his hand pointed straight at him, and shouted: "Whoever is coming, stop!" ”
Gao Chong was stunned for a moment, his face sank, and he said: "I am Gao Chong, the deputy commander of the Emperor of Song Shicheng, how can you be so rude?" ”
"Are you noble?" After hearing this, one of them hurriedly put away the spear in his hand, took a few steps forward, and said, "Are you really noble, Master Gao?" ”
Gao Chong's face was straight, and he said calmly: "Do you think I seem to be joking with you?" Take me to see Niu Qing! ”
The man smiled and said, "Yes, yes......" As he spoke, he suddenly took a step forward, threw out the gun with his backhand, and hit Gao Chong's leg crook. Gao Chongcui was caught off guard, his leg was in pain, and he suddenly knelt on one knee, and just as he stood up, before his body could stand firmly, several people behind him had already come to his side and pressed him to the ground very tacitly.
Seeing this, the in Gao Chong's hand jumped up very quickly, climbed up to the low tree beside him with a "puff of ......", turned his head, and then barked wildly, revealing his murderous teeth......
"I've only heard that the dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, and today is a long experience, and if you dare to love this thing, you can climb a tree when you are in a hurry!" One of them smiled, squinting at the tree.
In other words, what kind of leader there is, what kind of subordinates will be produced, and the soldiers brought out by Yue Shaoan are all poor masters. This poor mouth is not counted, and the expression on his face is unusually proud, as if he has discovered a great event that is strange to the world.
The other man heard the barking of the dog in his ears, and was a little impatient, so he picked up a stone and threw it up, and the stone hit the dog's mouth, and half of the dog's teeth flew out suddenly, and the dog turned his head and ran away in pain. The man was quick-eyed, took a step forward, and with one foot he stepped on the leash. Seeing that the dog could not escape, he barked again, but this time the barking was a little strange, and it was like a donkey's barking, which made people strange.
The men couldn't help but turn their heads to the dog's side, and suddenly, one of the leaders shouted, "Don't make trouble, your duty is on your body, give me a little serious." ”
After drinking and scolding his subordinates, he turned his head, looked at Gao Chong, and said, "Honestly, what are you!" The spies of Dongchuan County, we have caught a lot of them, Lao Tzu's pair of tricks are accurate, as long as you look at a few more glances, you can see through your kid's bones. Don't say it again, you're welcome......"
"We are beggars, we are just beggars, everyone raise your noble hands and beat people......" Gao Chong didn't speak, but Xu Ershao was already paralyzed on the ground in fear, begging for mercy loudly.
"Beggars?" The man sneered and said, "Does the beggar have such good skills as him?" was knocked down by Lao Tzu and was able to stand up, among the people arrested in the past few days, it was the first time I saw ......"
"Phew!" Gao Chong spat and said, "Take me to see Niu Qing, he can naturally prove that I am Gao Chong." You boys, you can't see people clearly. ”
"Less nonsense, do you think you can pretend to be tall with one less arm?" The man glanced at Gao Chong with disdain, and said, "You don't look at your virtue, what kind of person is Gao Da, who can be so shabby as you?" As he spoke, he waved his hand and said, "Search his body, if he is meticulous, there must be something deliberate on his body......"
Several people agreed in unison, ignoring Gao Chong's strong protests, and touched his whole body all over his body, of course, Xu Ershao was also indispensable to be "eaten tofu". After being busy for a while, one of them took out a token from Gao Chong's arms, gave it to the person in charge, and said, "What do you think this is?" ”
The man put it in front of his eyes and looked at it, only to see that it was a token, but it was all dust, and he couldn't see it really, and after wiping it on his noble clothes, he took it and looked at it carefully. At first glance, he was suddenly shocked: "This, this, this, this ......"
"What the hell is it?"
"Song Shi ban!" The man's face suddenly turned pale, almost colorless.
The soldier was also dumbfounded when he heard the words "Song Division's ban". This token was issued by Yue Shao'an himself, and this thing was like the emperor's gold medal, which could be used as a holy decree. In Song Shicheng, if someone has this thing, they can mobilize less than 3,000 people at will without approval. Only Yue Shao'an's cronies, or people with special tasks, have this thing. Ordinary soldiers know about his existence, but they don't know what he looks like, and the person who is the leader knows what he looks like because he is an officer. When he saw this, he immediately believed Gao Chong's words.
At this time, one of his subordinates had an extra heart, and said softly: "Can Master Song's ban be seen casually?" Don't take a fake one for this person, let's send it to the top, and the military commander will decide! ”
The person at the head listened to his words, felt a little relieved, and nodded, no matter whether the other party was true or not, he couldn't admit it now, otherwise he was a Laozi just now, how could he get off the stage.
Immediately, he ordered someone to take Gao Chong to the camp, and when he left, Xu Ershao whispered: "My dog ......"
Gao Chong was furious: "When is it, you are still thinking about the dog." However, scolding and scolding, he also knew that Xu Ershao liked this dog very much, otherwise, he would not have taken him with him that day, and when he was taken away, he did not forget to pull this dog. Therefore, he turned back to the soldiers who escorted him and shouted angrily, "Lao Tzu's dog, bring it ......."
Gao Chong and Xu Ershao were sent to the camp and did not see Niu Qing directly. Niu Qing was very commander-in-chief, and a few ordinary patrol soldiers naturally couldn't easily see him, so after layers of reporting, when it was getting late, Gao Chong and Xu Ershao were brought to Niu Qing.
Seeing Niu Qing, Gao Chong's face was extremely ugly, his whole face was covered with dust, and when he sank down, it was even more ugly. When Niu Qing saw him, he smiled and said, "Gao Chong, is it really you?" It's only been a few months, how did you become like this? Could it be that Duan Yiming gave you bad food? Have starved you to this virtue? ”
Gao Chong was not angry, and said: "Don't fuck nonsense, Lao Tzu told you, your subordinates treat Lao Tzu like this, you have to give an explanation." Otherwise, don't blame Lao Tzu for not thinking about his classmates......"
Niu Qing looked at the complaining Gao Chong, not only did he not have half a fierce appearance, but with his dusty hair that moved slightly, it was extremely funny, and he couldn't help laughing: "My good classmate, you are also a person who leads the army, so you naturally know the truth here." A few of them are not derelict in their duties, what do you let me do. Okay, okay, don't be angry, change and wash first, I'll pick you up and wash the dust......"
After a while, Gao Chong was about to follow Niu Qing away, when suddenly, the dog that had been honest with him for a long time barked again, but the barking felt like a donkey barking no matter how it sounded, Gao Chong couldn't help but say angrily: "A good dog, learn what donkey to bark, there is no future......
Xu Ershao heard it in his ears and muttered in a low voice: "One more language is always good......
"Haha......" Niu Qing laughed loudly, seeing that Gao Chong was about to get angry again, he hurriedly opened the topic, pointed at Xu Ershao, and asked, "Who is this?" ”
Gao Chong gave a brief introduction. Niu Qing welcomed him and asked the two of them to bathe and change clothes together......