The evening drum and morning bell, after the sun rises three poles, the sun shines on the center of the Han Dynasty's power, Luoyang Palace.

The Deyang Hall in the center of Luoyang Palace, with a three-layer pedestal, is densely covered with armor and banners, and is magnificent and majestic. The overall building is as high as 30 zhang, which is higher than the city wall of Luoyang.

In the 10,000-square-meter Deyang Palace, on the three-zhang high dragon platform, there is a thin young man. The beard is short, the face is pale, the eyes are inverted, and the dark circles are severe. For this person to sit on the dragon throne, he must be the current son Liu Hong, who later became Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty.

This Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty is not ordinary, but he is the leading faint monarch in China for 5,000 years.

The faint monarchs are all judged by indicators, and Emperor Han Ling accounted for two and took the lead. First, he likes money and prefers the feeling of earning money. However, he is the emperor and cannot do business, so what to do? Emperor Han Ling had a way, he was in the palace, built a prosperous business circle, the palace princess or something is the CEO, and he "does business" with Emperor Han Ling every day. Of course, Emperor Ling of Han made money, that is, his left hand turned into his right hand. If you lose money, I'm sorry, and the palace maids and concubines will be "corrupt".

Later, Emperor Ling of Han felt that this business was too loss-making and could not make money, so he gritted his teeth and began to sell his official position, and he really made a steady profit.

The second item is that he likes his sister and has a wish, which is "ten thousand sisters to come to court". In order to fulfill his wish, he built more than 1,000 baths and swimming pools in the "West Garden", stipulating that no one could wear clothes and play day and night. If you change one room in a minute, you can't change it in a day. Compared with the wine pond meat forest of the king of Xuan, it is all a big deal.

And, it is worth mentioning that Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty issued an order in order to facilitate his own affairs, but all the women in the harem wore open crotch pants, and he took a fancy to that and put it down.

Money, power, women, Emperor Ling of Han achieved all the dreams of a "real man".

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live......."

Yuan Kui, who has the rank of Taiwei and Taifu, is the head of the civil ministers, and the general He Jin is the first of the generals. Under the leadership of the two, all the officials knelt. Among the hundred officials, there are many cattle people in later generations, such as Ma Riyan, Zhang Wen, and Dong Cheng, but now the official position is not prominent. There are also celebrities of the older generation, such as Cao Cao and his father Cao Song, who is now a big Si Nong.

There is nothing to say on the side of the generals, after all, the famous ones are fighting outside.

Emperor Han Ling didn't like the court the most, he slapped his purple lips with his right hand and yawned, "Ahaha......." He waved his hand. Zhang Rang on the side immediately shook off the dust, "If there is something to do, play early, and retreat if there is nothing." ”

A second later, Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty immediately said, "Since there is nothing to do, let's retreat." "I'm going to get up.

Yuan Kui walked out, raised the board in his hand to cover his face, and shouted, "The minister has this ......." ”

Emperor Han Ling immediately pulled his face, "What's the matter?" ”

In fact, there is nothing to do, just talk about the war outside the border. Outside the pass here, we are talking about the Central Plains region outside the Tiger Prison Pass.

Qin Feng led his team to defeat Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang at Changshe, leading the officials and troops across the country, and sounding the clarion call for an all-out counteroffensive.

The war went well, Emperor Han Ling became happy, and after some routine encouragement, he said to the third prince, Aiqing has worked hard, and the matter will be handed over to you.

However, at this time, Zhang Rang, the first eunuch of the Eastern Han Dynasty beside Emperor Ling of Han, spoke, and his shrill voice spread throughout the hall, saying: "The soldiers and horses from all over the country attacked the Yellow Turban Thieves, and won many big victories, only Lu Zhi, the general of Guangzong's Beizhonglang, did not make any movement, which is really incredible." ”

He said that it was incredible, but in fact, everyone was thinking about it, and Emperor Han Ling was also thoughtful.

After Emperor Han Ling finished thinking about it, he was very displeased, and said: "Triumphant songs have been played many times in various places, but there is no movement there in the Beizhong Lang General, isn't this a delay in the military plane?" ”

Once the emperor has decided, the rest will be easy to do. I saw Zhang Rang say again: "Your Majesty, Dong Zhuo, the assassin of Bingzhou, has already exterminated the Yellow Turban thieves in Bingzhou three days ago. Under Dong Zhuo's command, there are elite soldiers and strong generals, and he himself is also very strategic, and he is above General Lu Zhi. ”

Zhang Rang took the opportunity to whisper, Emperor Ling of Han listened to his "father" very much, so an edict came out, "Add Dong Zhuo as the general of Zhonglang, quickly take the soldiers and horses of the headquarters, go to Guangzong, and take over Lu Zhi's military power." Lu Zhi slacked off the military plane and escorted him back to the capital to ask for the crime. ”

In this way, firstly, the troops were increased, and secondly, they could launch an attack on the Yellow Turbans, killing two birds with one stone, and Emperor Han Ling was very satisfied.

Yuan Kui and others were very dissatisfied with asking Lu Zhi for the crime, and they spoke one after another, but Emperor Han Ling did not accept it.

Zhang Rangwang Baiguan sneered, and Baiguan gritted his teeth and glared angrily.

Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty was worried about the new little girl in the harem, so he said that when he ordered Zhang Rang to shout and retreat from the court, a little eunuch appeared outside the palace gate, knelt in front of the threshold, and shouted: "Your Majesty, the court captain Cui Lie returned to Beijing to report on his work, and asked to go to the palace to see the driver." ”

"Why are there so many things going on today!" Emperor Han Ling showed an impatient look, waved his hand and said, "Tell him to come up quickly." ”

Now that the early dynasty has begun, the palace gate is closed, and Cui Lie is asking to see him outside the palace gate. Luoyang Palace covers an area of fifty hectares, and he wants to take the "11th Road" from the palace gate to the Deyang Hall in the middle, saying less than twenty minutes.

Emperor Han Ling on the dragon platform couldn't wait for the first and second can't wait, his eyes were closed, and he was stunned after a while.

Under the dragon stage, on the seats on both sides, hundreds of officials turned their heads to each other, all of them showed joy, telling about the smooth battle.

I don't know how long it has been, but there was a scream outside the door, which frightened everyone in the temple. The hundred officials suddenly fell silent, and Emperor Han Ling, who was stunned on the dragon platform, was clever, and when he raised his head suddenly, he didn't flash his neck.

"What's the situation?"

Led by Emperor Han Ling, everyone raised their eyes and saw a figure at the entrance of the hall, with a cloak and a disheveled head, without covering his body, and without food. "Oops! How did the beggar go to the temple! Who put it in! Emperor Han Ling exclaimed.

I saw this old beggar get up, ran into the hall, and when he knelt down, he slid out for as much as three or five meters, and smashed his head on the marble floor, "Oh, the old minister Cui Lie, long live my emperor, long live long live!" ”

"Oops~." There are also many people who are old in the hundred officials, and at this moment, they are covering their chests one by one, and exclaiming: "It turned out to be Lord Tingwei!" ”

"Today, why did Lord Tingwei go to the palace like this?"

The hundred officials couldn't understand it, and Emperor Han Ling couldn't help but ask: "Aiqing, are you swollen?" ”

Cui Lie cried at that time, and the tears of bean-sized beans flowed down his one-foot-long beard, swinging and throwing everywhere. "Woo woo woo...... live bandits, Qin Zijin, the captain of the Northern Army's Tun Cavalry, is a live bandit. It's so, so, so, and so. He led the troops to raid Weichen's house, and in more than 400 years of the Han Dynasty, there has never been such a bandit general, and the face of my ministers will be rested. Please Your Majesty to be the master of Wechen, Wechen can't live anymore, woo woo woo woo ....... Puff~. Cui Lie snorted a handful of snot and rubbed it on himself.

Hundreds of officials were all broken, "Qin Zijin? ”

"It's the Qin Feng who has made great contributions in Zhuojun, Guangzong, and Changshe!"

"I'll just say that these people from poor families don't know how to be polite, and they dare to copy Lord Tingwei's house!" There was a lot of discussion among officials.

"Quiet!" Emperor Han Ling was furious and slapped the dragon case.

The hundred officials were shocked, and hurriedly stopped their mouths, and when the needles in the hall could be heard, they all looked up at Liu Hong on the dragon platform. I saw Liu Hong frowning, angry and with endless doubts, he said to Zhang Rang on the side: "Aiqing, who is Qin Zijin?" ”

Oops~. Under the dragon stage, the hundred officials who thought that the emperor was angry and wanted to punish the crime fell to the ground.