Mu monkey and crown, from "Historical Records: Xiang Yu Benji": "People say that Chu people Mu monkey and crown, sure enough." It was Han Sheng who ridiculed Xiang Yu. Mu Monkey (another name for macaque) wears a hat and pretends to be a human, but it doesn't actually look like it. The metaphor has its appearance, it is like a puppet, or it ridicules people for being foolish and ignorant, and there is no surface. It is often used to satirize people who have taken refuge in evil forces and steal power.

Shen Yiqian was very unlucky. In 1584, the death of the Grand Sixian Li Er was announced, and the "Lu Li Mediation" failed. The Westerners, deprived of Li Er's protection, soon lost ground. Li Po, Li Shanhai and other members of the Dongren Party attacked en masse, and Shen Yiqian was dismissed. Fortunately, Park Chun, the spiritual leader of the Westerners' Party, served as the leader of the council for 15 years, and did not let the Easterners wipe out the Westerners.

In this peace negotiation with Mingguo, the Dongren Party pushed Shen Yiqian out with bad intentions, and made it clear that he would be a scapegoat, so that he could be killed later. However, time was urgent, and Li Hao didn't think about it, so he agreed. Thinking that the forward scouts of the Ming Kingdom were all Jurchens, Shen Yiqian thought that he must be more auspicious and less lucky, and set off in mourning clothes.

As soon as he entered the Ping'an Road, he was surrounded by scouts from the Ming Kingdom. I don't know if it's a problem of character, it's on the edge of the boundary monument, and it's surrounded. (Scouts of the Striker Battalion: Nonsense, telescopes are aimed at it, and the signal is sent as soon as it reaches the boundary pillar!) ）

The ranger shuttled back and forth briskly in a distant position, faintly surrounding Shen Yiqian and them. An officer-like horse ran to him: "Who is here?!" The accent of the Ming Kingdom is round. (Liaoning now promotes Mandarin.) ）

Shen Yiqian secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the leader of the team is the authentic Heavenly Empire Heavenly Army, so it should be safe. "Shen Yiqian, the first envoy of the Xiaguan Dynasty, was entrusted by my king to ask for forgiveness from the Heavenly Empire." The superior people of Chao * Xian can speak Chinese.

"Search!" As soon as the officers of the Celestial Empire waved their hands, several sergeants came up to search their bodies one by one, and also carefully checked the luggage of Shen Yiqian and others, confiscated the weapons they carried, and sent the royal edict of King Xian to the officers.

After opening it and looking at it, the officer let go of his face: "It's really the king's edict from Chao Xian, okay, come with us!" It seems that he is still literate, Shen Yiqian was completely relieved, and he followed on the road.

Along the way, it was ruined and desolate, and except for the officers and soldiers of the Celestial Empire, there was no one to see. Shen Yiqian was a careful person, and soon found that there was no such thing as the corpses on the ground after the war as he had imagined before. Shen Yiqian wanted to communicate more with the officers of the Celestial Empire and get to know him better, but the officers of the Celestial Empire just ignored him, which was very boring.

Not long after, another army came over from the previous scouts, and also brought a few carriages, saving Shen Yiqian the pain of following the cavalry on their feet.

When I arrived in Pyongyang, I found that Pyongyang was already a large military camp. The surrounding barracks are arranged in an orderly and orderly manner; The soldiers went back and forth in three or five rows, and they were in good spirits; In the open space between the barracks, a large number of soldiers are drilling, or preaching, and there is strict discipline. Sure enough, it was the most elite army of the Celestial Empire.

Outside the big tent, Shen Yiqian and his entourage were stopped, searched again, and signed up.

In the big tent, there were several civil and military officials of the Celestial Empire sitting on both sides, and after the middle case, a civil official of the Celestial Empire sat upright. The shoulders are wide and the waist is round, the figure is burly, the eyes are blazing, and the pattern on the supplement is Yun Yan, a four-grade official. Before leaving, he temporarily sealed the Licao from the second grade, which is equivalent to the fifth grade of the Celestial Empire (the king of the dynasty * Xian is only the third grade!). ）

"The official of the Celestial Dynasty is in charge, and the Outer Domain Dynasty * Xianli Cao is courteous from the second grade." Although Shen Yiqian is a relative, he is also a bit of a backbone, neither humble nor arrogant, modest, reasonable, and not lacking in courtesy.

"This official Daming Liaoning Cheng announced the political envoy department (the two words of restraint are omitted. Zhengsi Pinyou Right Senator Kim Murhaqi, you foreign domain official, why are you here?! ”

Jurchen?! Civil service?! Is the fourth product senator?! Shen Yiqian was confused.

"Toot! Foreign officials, report quickly! A civil official in five-grade attire next to him asked loudly. The lower official was rude, and the lower official ......" Shen Yiqian turned his head and saw this civil official of the Celestial Empire, and was stunned! it! It's Choi In-hee, the traitor!

"Choi In-hee! You traitor! ......" As soon as the words came out, he was kicked on the popliteal fossa behind his knee by the sergeant next to him, and Shen Yiqian "pounced" and knelt down again.

"The petty official of the foreign domain is so rude, left and right, reward him with thirty whips!" Senator Kim is furious! "Lord Jin is angry! Although this petty official of the foreign domain is rude, I am very lenient and lenient, and I will write it down first, and if there is a recidivism, I will be punished heavily! Serious matters, serious matters! ”

How can people not bow their heads when they are under the eaves! There was no way, Shen Yiqian had no choice but to be honest and report his intentions.

"Oh, you Chao Xian finally know that it's wrong?! If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place! Emperor Daming has a decree ......" Lord Jin paused.

Yes, Shen Yiqian, who had just stood up, had to kneel down again to accept the order.

It turned out that the emperor of the Ming State and the imperial court appointed Liaoning Chengxuan Political Envoy Department, who was fully responsible for peace talks with the court. The chief envoy of the peace talks, the chief envoy of the Liaoning Provincial Political Department, Lord Jinnuer Hachi, has instead appointed the deputy envoy to the peace talks and the right senator, Lord Jinmurhaqi, who is directly responsible for the peace talks. And Cui Renxi, the traitor, turned out to be a general judge and a member of the mission in Yizhou, or from the fifth grade, at the same level as himself. However, according to etiquette, he, an official of the foreign domain, is one level lower than an official of the Celestial Empire at the same level! You want to salute the traitor?!

"Shangguan Rongyu, my king was also deceived by the villain, and he didn't know how to offend the Celestial Empire, so he made such a ......" "Don't talk nonsense, my Emperor Ming and the adults of the court have already drawn up the text of the peace treaty (well, this is the idea of the emperor and the court, and it has nothing to do with our Liaoning), this is a copy, take it back and let your king sign and seal." This Lord Jin is really simple and direct.

Shen Yiqian took the text from Cui Renxi's hand, glared at the traitor fiercely, and began to read. Cui Renxi didn't care: You Shen Yiqian, what else can you do besides glaring at me? You don't have to bow to me yet! Wowhaha......

The more Shen Yiqian looked at it, the more his face turned blue, this is to empty my court! "Lord Kim! How does this work? I can't bear it! ......""Don't give it, do you?!" Then let's go to Hanyang to get it ourselves, and we will charge a late fee! Just take your fresh flower girl to fill up! "It is Li Sicheng and Kim Zhenghao's idea to use the flower girl to fill the late fee, this dynasty * flower girl is industrious and durable, and it must not be left to the widow. It's hard to change the thief's nature!

"Lord Shen, my Ming Dynasty is the Heavenly Empire, and now I don't mention the sin of the Taizu of the Li Dynasty, which is already quite lenient. How can the small country of the Celestial Empire resist the thunderous wrath of the Celestial Empire? Don't know what to do! Choi In-hee was pretending to be an official there.

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Leaving Pyongyang City, Shen Yiqian scolded fiercely, "Mu Monkey and Crown"!

The text was sent back to Hanyang, but I didn't expect the imperial court to fall and ask Li Hao to accept the peace treaty! affirming that there is no problem with the relationship between the two countries; It is easy to say that the boundaries are demarcated, and the ant people do not have to pay attention to it; The compensation can be passed on to the ant people, and it will be paid in five years, which is not a thing; The child is sent to the Ming Kingdom, and he doesn't have to worry about being troubled, and maybe he can mix up the identity of the Celestial Empire; Trade is a big deal! Let go of the sea trade, that's to send us money! As for you Li Hao, the Heavenly Empire doesn't mention Li Chenggui's affairs, and you don't have to betray your ancestors, you can be content!

Li Hao had no choice but to cry and sign the peace treaty, collected the first batch of indemnity of 500,000 taels, and sent it to the capital of the Ming Kingdom through the newly built Yizhou Port.

Since the "peace talks" were held in Pyongyang, the peace treaty, also known as the "Pyongyang Treaty", is also the first unequal treaty in China in this time and space, but it is rarely unequal to the DPRK!