Chapter 328: What a coincidence, you also peed your hands!
In front of the toilet.
Xu Yan and the others hid in the dark, quietly waiting for Jiang Danian's movements, for fear of arousing Zhang Pei's suspicions, no one followed Jiang Danian.
Luo Yifei saw that Jiang Danian had been gone for a long time, but there was no news for a long time, and he was curious, so he found a reason to take a look, and this proposal was immediately agreed by Lu Xiaolin, and the two hit it off and walked towards the toilet together, wanting to witness Jiang Danian's confession to pick up girls up close.
The two seemed to move forward casually, but just before coming to the pool outside the toilet, they happened to see Zhang Pei come out.
The two glanced at each other, and immediately cheered up, waiting for Jiang Danian's reaction, but this waiting, waiting for something that the two of them would never have imagined - such a coincidence, you also peed your hands!
As soon as they heard this, Luo Yifei and Lu Xiaolin were suddenly confused, what is this Nima, is this what should be said when talking to a girl?
Poof!
After a short period of stunnedness, the two of them couldn't help laughing, Lu Xiaolin was better, because he knew that he was peeking and kept restraint, but Luo Yifei couldn't care about it, he opened his mouth and was about to laugh.
It was still Lu Xiaolin's quick eyes, and when he found out that he was about to laugh, he quickly covered his mouth, which didn't make him laugh out loud.
Snort...
Even if his mouth was covered, Luo Yifei's mouth still made a slight sound, and his stomach exploded happily.
Lu Xiaolin was no better, although he tried his best to hold his mouth, but a stream of air kept rushing up from his abdomen, making his face red.
Walk!
Seeing that he couldn't bear it anymore, Lu Xiaolin signaled to Luo Yifei with his eyes, and the two quietly left here and ran all the way away, until they confirmed that Jiang Danian and Zhang Pei couldn't hear it, and then they laughed out loud.
"Haha. I'm laughing to death! ”
"The New Year is so weird, I actually said to a girl that you also peed your hands!"
"This matter is ironclad, there is no chance!"
The more they thought about it, the happier they became, laughing before and after, and laughing straight up.
"It's funny, it's too funny. I'm laughing to death! Luo Yifei laughed exaggeratedly for a while, finally stopped, said I was going to tell Xu Yan about them, and walked away laughing.
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The corner where Xu Yan and the others were.
Before Luo Yifei arrived, laughter came first, "Haha, the New Year is so funny, I really laugh to death." ”
His exaggerated reaction immediately aroused everyone's curiosity. Everyone asked: "Mule, what happened over there in the big year?" ”
"He said to Zhang Pei..."Luo Yifei was about to say something, but when he thought of Jiang Danian's performance, he couldn't help but cover his stomach and laugh again: "Haha, no, I'm laughing to death, let me laugh for a while..."
"Don't sell it, what the hell is going on. What Danian said, tell us quickly. Qian Wanguan and others urged.
"No more. No, let me laugh for a while..."
Seeing that Luo Yifei was nervous, Xu Yan's eyelids rolled and scolded angrily: "Your head is broken, can you still talk well?" ”
"It's really funny, and if you listen to it, you won't be able to help it." Luo Yifei argued.
He put it this way. aroused everyone's curiosity more and more, and everyone opened their mouths, "What did Danian say, you said!" ”
"He said... Guess what! Luo Yifei finally couldn't hold back his laughter, but he only said half a sentence. He began to sell the guanzi again.
"I guess you're sister!" Xu Yan became angry directly, grabbed Luo Yifei's neck, and beckoned: "Brothers, cut him!" ”
Qian Wanguan and several people stepped forward, but this time Luo Yifei didn't dare to sell Guanzi, and hurriedly waved his hand and begged for mercy: "Don't!" Other! I say! I say! ”
"Speak quickly!"
Under the forced gaze of everyone, Luo Yifei said: "Just now, Danian met Zhang Pei outside the toilet, both of them were washing their hands, Zhang Pei saw Danian greeting him, Danian didn't know if he was nervous or how to drop, he actually blurted out, what a coincidence, you also peed your hands!" ”
What a coincidence, you peed your hands too!
When everyone heard this, they reacted the same as Luo Yifei and Lu Xiaolin when they first heard it, and even because they didn't take it into account, they behaved even more exaggeratedly.
"Haha!"
"No, this thing really dares to say!"
"Tell the woman that you also pee your hands, and the big year is really fierce!"
"Now he's definitely out of action!"
Everyone burst into laughter, shocked by Jiang Danian's performance, and at the same time, they couldn't help but worry about it.
Is this really the case?
Time rewind to when Luo Yifei and the two left, Zhang Pei heard Jiang Danian's words, his face turned red all of a sudden, and he said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”
Seeing Zhang Pei like this, Jiang Danian reacted at this time, he seemed to have said something nonsense, and hurriedly explained, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, I mean I peed on my hands, you didn't pee on my hands..."
Jiang Danian explained in a hurry, the more anxious and chaotic, the more chaotic and anxious, and in the end, he was confused, and he was in a hurry.
"Okay, don't explain, I understand!" Zhang Pei waved his hand.
"You understand?" Jiang Danian was puzzled, even he was confused, but she actually understood.
"yes, I see." Zhang Pei nodded, blushing and said, "Why do you say you are so stupid, such an adult, and you can still pee your hands!" ”
"Yes, I'm stupid, I remember the words Xu Yan said to me before, and I forgot all about you when I saw you..." Jiang Danian scratched his head and said, when he said this, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, and quickly closed his mouth and looked at Zhang Pei carefully.
It's just that it's too late to shut up now, but it's obviously too late, Zhang Pei asked, "What did Xu Yan tell you?" ”
"He said..."Jiang Danian hesitated for a moment, and said the matter roughly, including the accosting on various occasions, and the fact that he said the wrong thing when he was nervous, of course, he didn't say anything about Xu Yan's Zhang Pei's feelings for him.
"If you want to see me, don't be so troublesome, just find me directly!" After listening to Jiang Danian's words, Zhang Pei flicked him with his wet fingers, whispered a word, and ran away with a jump.
Looking at Zhang Pei in the distance stupidly, Jiang Danian thought that he didn't seem to have confessed to her yet, so he couldn't help but feel distressed, and walked to Xu Yan's hiding place with a sad face.
As soon as he came back, he was surrounded by everyone, "Danian, what did Zhang Pei just say?" Did she promise your confession? ”
Jiang Danian shook his head gloomily, this was completely expected by everyone, and everyone opened their mouths to comfort.
"Da Nian, look at the point."
"It's a miracle that you're talking to a girl like that, and you're coming back alive!"
"That's right, you're glad you could."
Everyone talked for a while, and then they remembered to ask about the specific situation, "By the way, what did Zhang Pei say, how did she reject you?" ”
"She didn't refuse me, because I didn't have time to confess, she left, just said that if I want to see her, don't be so troublesome, just look for her directly!"
"Look at the point, there is no grass at the end of the world... What did you say, you said she said you want to see her, don't bother so much, just go to her? ”
Seeing Jiang Danian nodding, the crowd was instantly silent, and everyone was dumbfounded for a while, so he said sourly: "No, it's okay!" ”
(To be continued.) )