The two of them came to the gate of the palace with their front and back feet, and Wang and Liang saw the two of them coming, and hurriedly came up to introduce the situation: "Uncle Shi, General Cheng, come and see, this group of bald donkeys is outside the door, you can give me an idea!" ”

The hawker patted Wang and Liang on the shoulder, "Don't panic, wait for me to see the situation, Brother Cheng will go with you!" ”

Lao Cheng didn't talk, he walked directly in front of his head with a serious face, the hawker followed, and the three of them went to the place to take a look, a large number of bald heads and solemn faces sat cross-legged on the ground in the square outside the Danfeng, and no one made any noise, everyone had a string of prayer beads in their hands, and they were babbling something in their mouths!

When the leading monk heard the movement, he opened his eyes and saw Lao Cheng and the three of them, and immediately got up and saluted, "The poor monk sees the general of the process, the chief of the cow road, and the Amitabha Buddha!" ”

The peddler frowned, disgusting to see, these monks have been thinking about eating tofu for thousands of years! Cheng Yanjin stiffened his face and nodded slightly: "Master, what is the so-called matter of meditating outside the gate of this palace today?" "Lao Cheng asked knowingly!

The old monk also pretended that he didn't know that Cheng Yanjin already knew what he wanted to do, and raised his palm with one hand, "General Huicheng, today is the big day for the new emperor to ascend the throne, and we would like to represent the monks of Chang'an who want to enter the palace to pray for the saints, but the sergeant guarding the palace gate said that we did not have a pass, and refused to allow us to enter. ”

"Oh, I see, then the master I want to ask, it is said that this pass began to be processed half a month ago, why don't you have it, master? Is there no rush for time? Lao Cheng pinched a hand and asked the old monk suspiciously.

The monk glared at the hawker, "General Cheng doesn't know, the handling of the pass needs to go to Xuandu to see a stick of incense, and then you can get a number, and our name must be on the guest list in the hands of Niu Dao Chang to handle, not to mention Niu Dao Chang as a person of Taoism, in the selection of the list of monks excluded, even if there is our name, but how can we Buddhist monks deign to go to the Taoist Temple to burn incense, won't it ruin our reputation?" ”

Lao Cheng nodded as if he suddenly realized, "I understand, I can't help much, although I am in charge of the security here today, but the list is handed over by His Majesty to Niu Daochang, how he deals with it is his business, you can go to him to reason, but judging from the current situation, the masters should go back, Your Majesty's enthronement ceremony has begun, and all the personnel have been entered, I'm sorry!" ”

Ordinary people hear this, and they probably think about it, but the monks, they are all excellent in stick skills, comparable to the beggar gang, and all of them have the same temper, and they are not stubborn, "Since this is the case, then I will sit here and pray for Your Majesty, General Cheng, please go back!" ”

Okay, Lao Cheng is also angry, brother is good to give you a step down the stairs and let you go home, you don't understand, right" The master means that he won't leave today? ”

"Well, not only today, we are going to do a waterway dojo here for nine hundred and eighty-one days to pray for Your Majesty's blessings, and you must let Your Majesty know that we are waiting for a hard time!" After speaking, the old monk sat cross-legged on the ground and continued to chatter, cursing himself in the hawker's estimation!

So this thing quickly popped out, "Hey, I said master, why are you doing this, if you want me to say, go back quickly, don't believe in any Buddha, that thing will coax people to play, do you really believe it?" Hurry up and go back to the customs, while you are still doing it now, maybe you can hold another son! ”

The old monk's eyes were not open, his body trembled, the vendor squatted in front of the old man and lit a cigarette, and sprayed on the monk's face, "You said how hot it is on the ground, this sun is like a grandson, you are old or where to stay cool, Your Majesty will definitely not see you today, and it is estimated that you will not be free in the future, if you have this leisure and really don't want to have a son, don't keep reciting that great compassion mantra or something, you go to dig out the dung pit on the side of the road, maybe Your Majesty will leave the palace one day, take a look, hey, is this Chang'an environment good? Maybe I'll just miss you! ”

What do the hawkers want to say, anyway, we have a fairy to follow, or a local, even if it comes, we are not afraid, the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake!

The old monk listened to the chatter of the hawker, and was finally reassured, "Niu Dao chief, please stay in Germany, people are doing it, the sky is watching, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?" ”

As soon as the old monk said this, the peddler was happy: "Hey, hey, you still know that you have been damned by God, I thought you had always longed for Western bliss?" Master, I ask, who are you? Datang native, right? Don't tell me that you are a turtle, I don't believe it, since it is our local, then you tell me, where you will be buried after death, where will this land belong to the gods, don't say it, right, there are local immortals, you are still willing to go near and far to believe the third brother, my brain pumped I think it is, I want to learn from the third brother to dry this bowl of Ganges water, and be a Tianzhu person in the next life, right, let me tell you, you are turned into ashes, and you can't get rid of this bowl of Yellow River water, and the next life is still the reincarnation of the Tang Dynasty, so hurry up and roll it out for me! ”

The peddler didn't care if the monk understood it or not, his tone became heavier and heavier, and finally he pointed directly behind the old monk and told him to get out, the old monk raised his eyelids, gritted his teeth and continued to sit still!

"Hey, little one, Dao Ye still said that he can't move you, Brother Cheng looks at you, today is Your Majesty's big day, you can't block Your Majesty!"

Listening to the hawker's chatter for a long time, Lao Cheng really couldn't stand the ink of these monks, and the enthronement ceremony would be over in a while, and he had other things to do. ”

The old monk ignored Lao Cheng, and the rosary in his hand turned quickly to express his determination with action, Lao Cheng beckoned, "The right handsome guard guards listen to the order, and now there are lawless monks gathering to disrupt His Majesty's enthronement ceremony, this general has found out, and now all the soldiers will immediately escort a group of demon monks to the prison, and it is really reviewed!" ”

"Whoa!" Hulala, a group of soldiers came up and set up the old monk, and the old man struggled, "General Cheng, don't you want to spew blood, we are all serious monks with a degree, how come we become lawless monks in General Cheng's mouth?" ”

I heard the monk say that when a monk actually has a degree, then why doesn't he have a Taoist priest, what does he look like, look at "Then monk, I'll see where you come out, what if it's fake?" ”

"Hmph, I think you're a fake!" The old monk angrily threw his degree to the peddler, and the peddler took it and took a look, it was so realistic, this thing turned out to look like this, and it seems that he will have to make a better look for the Taoist priests in the future!

Seeing the peddler holding his own degree and observing it over and over again, the old monk sneered, "Enough of the fake Taoist priest, I have this degree in the previous dynasty, older than you, hum!" ”

The peddler can't stand who speaks is what is older than anyone, and the older ones are much older, and the pot of our buddies in Xi'an is longer than the history of Midi, but there is an egg?

However, it is redundant to say that these are all redundant, how to solve the matter in front of the eyes, Lao Cheng is the hero of Lingyan Pavilion in the future, and Lao Cheng cannot be discredited, and besides, this matter is not authentic in our way, it seems that we can only solve it ourselves, how to solve it?

The hawker's brain quickly circled, recalling everything he saw and heard, hey, yes, the hawker remembered that there was a villager who went to work somewhere and didn't earn money when he was a child, and the villager met the patrol team in that place to check the temporary residence permit, and quickly took it out to show others, but he didn't expect people to tear it up, and then asked if there was any, of course it was gone, and then the villager sifted two moons of sand in a mountain nest, and then was thrown on the national highway and repatriated!

Combined with the situation in front of him, the peddler felt that he was going to be a villain, snapped, put a cigarette in his mouth, and swish! lit the old monk's degree, led the cigarette, and spit out the old monk, "Do you still have a degree now?" ”

The old monk was angry in the arms of the soldiers, looking at the posture of the hawker to let him go home and give birth to a son is underestimated, with this posture can definitely give birth to two, Lao Cheng is afraid that the hawker will take over the monk to death a few, so he waved his hand "Take it all away!" ”

PS "I still like this PS.,The words of the author of the new version can't be sent out and ask for tickets with a cheeky face.,Everyone give some motivation in the new week!