Section 130: Let's change an uncle

Li Eryi covered his head, he really didn't dare to look at the hawker's shyly smile, "Say, what's the matter, if you think the marquis is small, then I will cancel it directly!" ”

The peddler hurriedly waved his hand, how to cancel it, this thing is not hot yet" Brother Li misunderstood, it's not that the marquis is small, to be honest, you just give me a prince, how should my father beat me or how to beat me when I go home, I mean this 10,000-year-old period sounds like a 10,000-year-old monkey, you also know that I came to Datang, others see me like a monkey, you give me such a title now, it can be regarded as a solid seat, and it is 10,000 years to sit, so can Brother Li take the trouble to change it? “

Li Er was amused by the hawker's words, but after thinking about it, what this thing did was indeed like a monkey as the hawker said, "Okay, I'll change the name of the place for you and seal it again!" “

Yikes! This can't work, it was originally the central area of the capital, and if he really was exiled for three thousand miles, it would be troublesome, "Brother Li, the name of the place is good, you see this, we don't want a marquis, how about you change me to an earl, Wannian Bo is much better than Wannianhou!" “

After listening to this goods, Li Eryan also forgot to smoke, Nima had never seen a person who lowered his title for the sake of a good title, "Dabao, you have thought about it, there are many fewer food towns corresponding to the downgrading of the title, including the honor guard or something!" “

The hawker was angry, it turned out that there was still this exquisiteness, this is not good, nothing less can not be less of his own land, so this goods and cheap Li Er's face "Brother Li, you see otherwise, I don't pay that attention to the honor guard or something, anyway, I am driving myself, I still don't want to go slow with the honor guard, it's okay if you cancel it for me, it's okay if the fiefdom Niujiazhuang still maintains the same size?" “

Li Er finally had nothing to say, and waved his hand helplessly, "Forget it, I'll discuss it with the others, I'll talk about this later, anyway, there is still some time before ascending the throne, hey, by the way, Dabao, you are also a Taoist, what is better for me to calculate the name of this year?" “

"Year name, isn't your year name Zhenguan?" The hawker didn't react before he said it, and after speaking, he knew that he was talking bald, but Li Erzhi didn't react much, and he lowered his head and muttered!

"Zhenguan is the way of heaven and earth, and is it also the one who is chaste?"

"Well, maybe maybe so!" How do the peddlers know where Zhenguan comes from, but after watching too much TV, they all know Li Er's year name, if you ask him to explain, he will explain a yarn.

Li Er heard the difference in the hawker's tone now, "Dabao, don't keep playing mahjong if you have nothing to do in the future, read more books, this sentence comes from the Book of Changes. The next volume of resignation, or the sages of your Taoist sect wrote, Zhenguan means to show people with righteousness, just right, I want the world to see that my throne is Tang Tang Zhengzheng, thank you Dabao, you have made another contribution! ”

Uh, this credit is too easy, and I don't know who gave Ya the name in history, which will cheapen yourself "What, Brother Li, don't talk about this, your son is still staring at you, Sister Laiyan will give me a hug for the child!" ”

Concubine Yan handed Xiao Li Zhen to the vendor, and the goods were held in her arms and teased, "Come, give uncle a smile!" The little one in swaddling clothes grinned, and took a soak of boy urine to the peddler, "Hey, uncle is not hot, you can give me a bath!" ”

Concubine Yan saw that the child was urinating, and quickly took the child over, "Don't mind, Chief Niu!" ”

"Hey, what did my sister say, I guess this little guy is dissatisfied with seeing that I didn't bring a gift, it's okay! I'll bring you something for kids when I'm free! By the way, Brother Li, how many other children do you have to use diapers at such an age? “

Li Er stretched out his slap and gestured, and then asked, "By the way, Dabao, how old is your child?" “

The peddler sighed, "Child, his wife doesn't know where it is, where is the child!" “

Li Er and the eldest grandson, including Sister Yan, all looked at this goods incredulously, and the eldest grandson said, "No, Dabao, is it your old man, and you are not old enough to have a marriage match?" “

"Sister-in-law, am I in a hurry?" The peddler looked at the eldest grandson pitifully, and the eldest grandson trembled with laughter, "I am only nineteen this year, and I am not yet of the age of marriage, and besides, how can there be a girl in the poor family who likes me!" “

Li Erzhi was puzzled and asked this goods, "I have nineteen children, Dabao, how old are the government regulations for you to get married?" “

What a gap! I'm nineteen, and I haven't seen what a woman looks like! The peddler's head pinned into the crotch of his pants "Twenty-two males, twenty females!" Otherwise, you won't give a certificate, and you won't get a household registration if you have a child! “

"Huh! This is unusual, so do you get married so late, is the population enough? I'm sixteenth married in the Tang Dynasty, and there is still a shortage of people everywhere! ”

"It's because there is too much population to encourage late marriage, if you use your age, we would have blown up the earth a long time ago! Not only do we get married later, but we also require each couple to have only one child, like one in my family. "I remembered that when I was a child, I had a fight with my second child, and when he went back to ask his brother for help, the hawker was angry.

"Dabao, don't care too much, why don't I introduce you to a few ladies, what do you think?" The eldest grandson was comforted.

The smile on the peddler's face was brighter than hearing Li Erfeng's own marquis, "Sister-in-law, you are really my sister-in-law, I thank you so much!" I'll pack your cosmetics in the future! ”

Concubine Yan asked beside her, "What about mine!" ”

The hawker who is excited doesn't care about the money, "The person who sees it has a share, the eldest grandson and sister-in-law, I can wait for your good news, I like a tall, convex and backward body as light as a swallow!" The peddler crackled and said his request, and then the eldest grandson and sister Yan were a little embarrassed.

"Dabao, isn't it good to be plump? It's such a good production."

"Cut, I don't marry a wife to have a baby, let alone have a child, as long as it's not too unlucky to have amniotic fluid embolism, it's generally no problem! I just want to take it out to catch my eyes! “

"Hehe, Dabao, is it so simple for you to have a baby? It's like we're going through the hell gate! Concubine Yan interjected.

"It's not that you got married too early, you think, how can you be a tall girl, you haven't grown up yet, suddenly give birth to a child, the pelvis can't be opened, can't you have two lives in one body, so the more anxious you get married, the more the population can't go up, you have to conform to the objective law, you can't be in a hurry!" By the way, the hawker told these people about the meaning of why they wanted to marry later, and Li Er didn't treat this product as an outsider, and asked a few questions very carefully, and the hawker also answered them one by one, of course, they were all ambiguous.

However, this Tang Dynasty can be regarded as shocking, and Li Er nodded again and again, "Dabao, is this also your Daomen researched?" “

The peddler rightly said, "Yes, who told you if you don't study!" “

The peddler's face is not red and his heart is not beating and he takes the credit on the Daomen, because on the population issue, my Chinese history was the top priority of a country before Kang Mazi, after all, this era is an era of more people and great strength, more people means more fists, and the fight is also dominant, the reason why Kang Mazi and his grandson are praised so high, in addition to patting on the back, is because in those two dynasties, the Chinese population reached its peak, this peak refers to the proportion of population and environment that perfectly matches, and then it begins to call population pressure.

PS "Everyone worked the first day of work, it seems that today is Valentine's Day, doesn't this Nima give a little chance to be single?"