Ji Xu insisted on letting the stomach be washed, Zhang Sheng also agreed, Xu Yan was suddenly messy in the wind, and he was dumbfounded.

Nima, he just bites his lip and washes his fart stomach, and he can't say anything he can't agree, when the stomach is clothes? Wash it if you want!

After a short period of astonishment, Xu Yan quickly came back to his senses, saying that he would not wash his stomach or suffer this crime in vain, so he hurriedly refused, "Squadron leader, I just ate a bite of food, and I don't feel that there is anything wrong, so there is no need for stomach lavage." ”

While speaking, he pulled Zhang Sheng out again and said, "And didn't the hygienist also say it, this is a minor problem for me, it's not a big deal, just take a break." Saying that, Xu Yan secretly squeezed his eyes at Zhang Sheng, and asked him to quickly open his mouth to help speak.

It's just that Ji Xu didn't give Zhang Sheng a chance to speak again at all, raised his eyebrows and said, "No, you must wash your stomach!" ”

"Xu Yan, don't mess around, poisoning is not a trivial matter, if you don't get it right, there will be a big problem, hurry up and cooperate with gastric lavage!"

As soon as Ji Xu's words fell, Jiang Danian helped on the side and said, "Xu Yan, listening to the squadron leader, although the stomach lavage is a little uncomfortable, it can clear out the toxins, which is good for your body." ”

Hiss!

As soon as he heard this, Xu Yan gasped, his eyes were dark, and he almost fainted, only feeling a burst of heart, liver and lung pain.

He suddenly looked back and glared at Jiang Danian viciously, wishing to go up and clean him up, break his head, and seal his mouth...

This bastard thing, made an oolong, made the scene so messy, let him ride the tiger is in a dilemma, and now he is still talking cool here, helping to drag his feet, this is to play him to death.

You say you can't see the situation clearly. It's also nothing, you can be silent. Don't talk and no one is when you're dumb.

Look at people's mules, you can't see the situation clearly. People don't open their mouths...

As soon as Xu Yan's thoughts were finished, Luo Yifei's voice rang out, and he opened his mouth to help, "Squadron leader, I don't think there's a need to wash the stomach." ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately attracted everyone's attention, and the eyes of Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, Zhang Sheng, and Ji Xudeng were all turned to Luo Yifei at the same time.

"Good brother, I know. At a critical time, you are the most reliable! Xu Yan looked at Luo Yifei gratefully.

Feeling his gaze, Luo Yifei nodded slightly, and then met the puzzled eyes of Ji Xu and others, and said, "Actually, you don't have to worry about it at all, this little poison can't help Xu Yan." ”

Speaking of this, he paused deliberately, lost everyone's appetite, and then said: "As the saying goes. Good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years, Xu Yan has a hard life, and it's not so easy to have an accident! ”

Burst!

Quite a few people laughed out loud. I thought he had some high opinions, but it turned out to be ridiculous.

Your uncle!

Xu Yan galloped over his head with 10,000 grass and mud horses, and he was dumbfounded for a while. This bastard, in vain he thought he was talking for him. The result was ridicule, which was worse than Zhijiang Danian. Jiang Danian is at least kind-hearted, but this shameless guy is just despicable ridicule, careless in making friends, careless in making friends!

"Mule, I think you should be a traffic policeman and stand at the intersection to direct traffic." Xu Yan said profoundly.

"How?"

"Let passers-by go back and forth!"

When everyone heard this, they were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter, Xu Yan said that this was not a drunkard's intention to drink, but to scold Luo Yifei in a roundabout way!

They laughed happily, but Ji Xu's face lengthened, and he shouted "Enough", suppressed everyone's laughter, and waved his hand: "Immediately wash your stomach!" ”

"Squadron Leader..."

"Immediate gastric lavage." Ji Xu said indiscriminately, and said to Zhang Sheng after speaking: "Do you see what you need to prepare, what gastric lavage is needed?" ”

"Let's get some water!" Zhang Sheng thought for a while.

"You're sincere, right?" Xu Yan looked at Zhang Sheng with a dark face, his face was extremely unkind, this thing knew that he was not poisoned, and he actually had to use a pot of water to wash his stomach, was this a deliberate disgusting to him.

"Brush the pot water?" Ji Xu was puzzled.

"Xu Yan's poisoning is very mild, and there is no need to use gastric lavage to neutralize the toxicity at night, just dilute it with ordinary water and rinse it." Zhang Sheng explained.

"In that case, let's use clean water!" Xu Yan hurriedly, since he must wash his stomach, then choose an acceptable one.

"If you drink water, it won't irritate your stomach when you drink it, and it's not easy to spit it out, so it's different when you brush the pot water."

Xu Yan was unwilling, but he couldn't refute it, because that would inevitably reveal the truth and let Jiang Danian be driven away.

"Jiang Danian, your uncle, this time I killed Lao Tzu!" Xu Yan thought bitterly, and glared at Jiang Danian viciously.

Jiang Danian scratched his head blankly, thinking that Xu Yan was because he didn't help him speak, and persuaded: "Xu Yan, it's not that I don't help you speak, I'm also for your good, you have to wash your stomach if you are poisoned, you just listen to Zhang Sheng, brush the pot water, brush the pot water, it's not a big deal, just bear with it!" ”

You go away!

Xu Yan's fists tightened silently, and he began to grind his teeth again, stared at Jiang Danian for a moment, turned his head away and stopped looking at him, he was afraid that if he looked at him again, he would not be able to help beating him.

"It's time to brush the pot water!"

With a shout, the golden thread snake came over with a pot of brush water and placed it on the table next to Xu Yan.

Xu Yan stared at it, but saw that the water in this pot was a little turbid, with a layer of oil flowers floating on it, and there were rice grains, flour residues, vegetable leaves, etc.

As soon as he saw this, Xu Yan knelt on the spot, your uncle's thing is not to be fed to pigs, but it is used to make him wash his stomach, is this to disgust him?

Ji Xu didn't care what he thought, and urged: "Let's start quickly!" ”

"Squadron leader, I really don't need to wash my stomach!" Xu Yan's face turned pale and made a final effort.

"Drink immediately, it's an order!"

"How much do you drink?"

"Three to five hundred milliliters at a time, a teapot is about the same!"

Under Ji Xu's urging, Xu Yan scooped a teapot to brush the pot water, wrinkled his nose and brought it to his mouth, grinding and chirping but refused to drink, don't tease, he is not poisoned, and the stupid fork is willing to drink it!

"Don't ink, don't drink again, believe it or not, I'll find someone to pour it into your stomach!" Ji Xu threatened.

"Xu Yan, drink it, just wash your stomach, anyway, you will vomit it in a while." Jiang Danian, Luo Yifei and others persuaded each other, or cared or joked.

"Die or die!"

Under Ji Xu's watchful eye, Xu Yan knew that he couldn't shirk it, so he could only choose to obey, he told himself so in his heart, pinched his nose and brought the tea jar to his mouth, and began to drink the pot water.

As soon as he took a sip, a strange and unpleasant smell rushed to his nose, making his stomach churn and almost throw up.

"Don't vomit, drink it all at once, and then vomit together!"

Xu Yan gritted his teeth and was ruthless, endured his nausea, drank it with a grunt, brushed the pot and went to his stomach, but tears flowed out, he gritted his teeth and thought: Jiang Danian, you cheat dad thing, this time you can kill Lao Tzu, look back and see how I clean you up!

(To be continued.) )