70. There is joy
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"The Heng people hold the wok, in order to give water and fire. Outside of work, the internal food is cooked, and the things that are ashamed are distinguished. Sacrifice, a total of big soup, soup. The same goes for the guests. ”
"What's the explanation?"
"Student...... Ignorance! ”
Tian Fuzi has always cared whether students skip class or not, but as long as they come back, the schoolwork still needs to be checked, this is the "Zhou Li" homework assigned by Deng Jiyue Yu before class, and even if it is not bad, what do you remember there? I saw the corners of Tian Feng's mouth raised, and said, "A board!" ”
Deng Ji had to honestly stretch out his hand in front of his master, and saw that the ring ruler was raised high and fell heavily, and after a "snap", his palms hurt greatly, and then he quickly became red and swollen.
In order to listen to this "Taigong Liutao", Lao Tzu endured it!
Lifting the palm of his injured hand, Deng Ji turned around and slowly returned to his seat, and when he knelt down in place, Tian Feng began to speak:
"Okay, after the coursework, today I will continue to talk about "Liutao", starting from the first article of "Wentao Volume", "Wenshi"!"
Isn't it "Leopard Tao"? Stopped again? If it weren't for the fact that the cottage had to be quiet, or else they would have to go up and eat the gentleman's board, the students would have to question themselves immediately.
Yesterday, I stopped "Zhou Li" and changed to "Taigong Liutao", not to say, but also said that we are not knowledgeable, and we don't talk about "Wen Tao Juan", and today I immediately changed my hexagram, could it be that Master Tian has not rested well recently, and he is always forgetful?
The other two Wu masters are much lighter than him, but the most ruthless naughty children who offended Tian Fuzi at the beginning are gathered in this thatched hall, and Tian Fuzi is not allowed to teach the other two masters here, so why don't I wait for tomorrow to change to a thatched hall?
Ignoring the students below who have their own concerns, Tian Feng has already started to speak on the stage: "King Wen will be Tian, and the history editor Bubu said: 'Tian is in Weiyang, and it will be great. Non-dragon, non-cockroach, non-tiger, non-reverberate, Zhaode Gonghou. Heaven sent your teacher, with it Zuochang, and gave it to the three kings. ’”
Yesterday, I heard Xie Yun say that what Tian Fuzi said seemed to be the art of war, which attracted Deng Ji back, why did it change today, isn't this the art of war?
Deng Ji was also puzzled, but the board couldn't be in vain, so he listened attentively, Tian Feng has always read a paragraph to explain a paragraph, waiting for him to explain: "The husband eats its bait, but it is tied to it; When a man eats his food, he obeys the king. Therefore, bait fish, fish can be killed; Take a man by Lu, and a man can be exhausted; Take the country from the home, and the country can be pulled; Take the world with the country, and the world can be finished. Only then did I vaguely understand that today we are talking about the way of governing the country and controlling people.
I'm just a little thief, what's the use of learning this? Deng Ji didn't understand a little, but after all, he wasn't talking about the boring "Zhou Li" today, and he would vote for Cao Cao in the future, maybe these things would be useful, thinking of this, Deng Ji reluctantly fought and listened hard.
The corners of Tian Feng's mouth curled slightly, no matter what the reason, he finally coaxed Deng Ji, the kid, back to the school.
But during the period when Tanaka was committed to learning the halberd method, the general trend of the world changed again.
And the state boundary, after the Xiongnu Hutu Hu attacked and killed the assassination of Shi Zhang Yi, civil strife began, Shan Yu Qiangqu was killed, and his son Yu Fuluo was set up as Shan Yu, but the tribe that rebelled and killed the old Shan Yu was afraid of reprisals in the future, and set up the Marquis of Xubu Bone as Shan Yu, and now they are attacking each other, and the fight continues.
In addition, the Baibo army is still powerful, attacking the city all the way, attacking the Quartet, and the official army cannot resist.
Youzhou, Gongsun Chan and Zhang Chun fought again in Shimen, at the beginning of Gongsun Chan won a big victory, but later it was too deep, and the backup could not be sustained, but Qiu Liju and others surrounded the Guanzi City in Liaoxi, and now they are holding each other.
After Liu Yu arrived, he streamlined the officers and soldiers, appeased the people with leniency, extended favors, and sent envoys to tell King Qiao and others to surrender and be exempted.
Yizhou, Liu Yan has not yet arrived, Ma Xiang has been engaged in Yizhou Jia Long led the troops to break through, welcome Liu Yan into the house, Shi Pei Zhang Lu and Liu Yan befriended, was appointed as the governor of Sima, and other Sima, the leader of the five buckets of rice Dao Zhang Xiu joined forces to attack Hanzhong, kill the Taishou Sugu, block the traffic, kill the imperial court envoy, after that, except for Liu Yanzi Liu Zhang is still in Luoyang, Yizhou basically lost contact with the imperial court.
In May, Montenegro Qingniujiao, Wulu, Yu Zhengen, Li Damu, Kujiao, Liu Shi, Pinghan, Dahong, Baihuan, Sili, Yuancheng, Luoshi, Fuyun, Feiyan, Baijue, Yang Feng, Yu Poison and so on all went out to attack Jizhou counties and counties, and broke the city and seized grain.
Among these news, Deng Jishang can't tell which ones are useful to his own family and which ones are harmful, but the general trend of the world cannot be ignored, and it has become his habit to pay attention to the external situation at this time, even if the information is useless, he will try to analyze it.
On this day, I just heard the news that Liu Shibu had lost troops in attacking Zhongqiu County in Zhao State and returned in vain, so he was returning home with a sigh, and when he arrived outside the house, he saw Li Dangzhi coming out of his house with a medicine box.
Could it be that Jiao is really sick? I remember that when she went out in the morning, she was a little embarrassed, Wu should be fine, Deng Ji was anxious, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Li Dangzhi: "Mr. Li, how is Jiao Ji's condition?" ”
Li Dangzhi's face was a little strange, he looked Deng Ji up and down, and he looked at him in the heart, Fang Zuo said: "Congratulations!" Congratulations! ”
was at a loss, Li Dangzhi went like this, Deng Ji was in a hurry, and when he wanted to chase after him, his sleeves had been pulled up, and when he looked back, it was Wu Shi who heard the sound and went out.
Wu's face was also strange, and he looked at Deng Ji and smiled: "Congratulations to the husband!" ”
Hearing her say the same, Deng Ji couldn't help but ask, "Where does the joy come from?" ”
"The husband will be a father," if you look carefully, Wu Jiaoben smiled a little forcefully: "How can you not like it?" ”
Fatherhood? Deng Ji suddenly opened his mouth, he was seventeen years old in his previous life, and he was only sixteen in this life, so he didn't want to be a father!
"Really?" I couldn't digest this information in disbelief for a while, but I don't know how long it took for him to wake up, pull Wu Jiao to look at him twice, and ask, "Is it you or Jiao Ji?" ”
Wu Shi rolled his eyes angrily: "It's Jiao Ji, it's not me!" ”
Could it be that you have to be as faceless as Jiao Ji in bed to get pregnant? Wu Shi's stomach was sour at this time.
Deng Ji was already overjoyed, where could he still care about comforting her, and hurriedly stepped into the house.
Jiao Ji had already heard Deng Ji's voice outside the door, and at this time she knelt on the kang, stroked her belly with both hands, and when she saw him come in, she couldn't help but smile at him, and her face exuded an indescribable brilliance.
Deng Ji hurriedly leaned over, hugged his waist lightly and asked, "Mr. Li, how long has it been?" ”
"It's not been a month yet!"
Da Bairi was so close, Jiao Qin was also a little shy, his face was red to the root of his ears, but Deng Ji couldn't help but look up and laugh.
"Look at how proud you look!" Wu Yao came in and couldn't help but stab: "Are you really so happy?" ”
Deng Ji could understand her thoughts, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, let's love a few more times, it won't take long for you to get pregnant!" ”
Hearing Deng Ji speak so openly during the day, Wu Ji also blushed and said angrily: "There are many people outside, you should be quieter!" ”
"This time Lao Tzu is really going to be Lao Tzu, I can't wait for everyone in the world to know, why do you want to be quiet?"
Deng Ji was still laughing, ignoring them, and rushed out of the door and shouted, "Thank you! Xie Yun is not at home? ”
No one responded, but he didn't bother to go out, and wondered: "That kid went out of the valley again, and the tun chief told him that something was wrong?" ”
Deng Ji said to him: "I'm going to be a father, haha!" There's nothing else to do, I just want this kid to run errands for me, and invite everyone to drink! ”
"Really?" The lazy consultant sighed, turned around and said to the Mao family in the house: "Seeing that other people's pimples have become fathers, I said, why don't you hold a nest?" ”
"Phew! You're just hugging the nest! Mao is a virtuous lady, and after getting along with the thieves for a long time, he can't help but get close to the ink, and he blushed and said: "What if the old lady is a hen?" ”
"Come on, come on, Xie Yun is not here, he is too lazy to run for me, and my sister-in-law also came to help, Wu Shi is busy!"
Xie Yun called Brother Deng Ji, but he called Mao's sister-in-law, but he couldn't distinguish the generations in this thief's den, so they had to shout indiscriminately.
I hurriedly ran out, and after walking a few steps, I remembered who I didn't know to invite, and then turned around and asked, "Which ones are please?" ”
Deng Ji moved his fingers and counted them one by one: "My father-in-law, brother-in-law, Chang Lao, Tian Fuzi, Halberd Ke, Mr. Li, Che Da Man, Han Ziyi, Guo Shi, Ma Pi plus you, that's all, I can't sit in any more room!" ”
Seeing that Deng Ji was really stupidly happy, and invited so many people to come, Wu Miao sighed secretly, so he had to be busy looking for the retort and kettle to prepare steamed corn, and asked Mao to come to help wash wild vegetables, cut cured meat, etc., and when Jiao Ji came over to help, she was unceremoniously ordered to go back to the house to raise it.
As a party Qu Shuai wants to have a treat, naturally it will not be shabby, and when everyone arrives, he will let Che Huang and Guo Shi slaughter sheep, Han Qi and Wu Ning kill chickens, and lazy to ask for two fish, so as to make a feast.
He accompanied Wu Gong, Tian Feng, and Tai Shici to speak, and he couldn't help but congratulate constantly, but Wu Gong heard that it was not his daughter who was pregnant, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly.
When the banquet was opened, since there was no shortage of Xie Yun, Tian Yu two greedy to eat and drink, on this happy event, Deng Ji was rarely happy, the guests toasted next to each other, he was a glass to the wine, without shirking, actually drunk for the first time.
Drunk until midnight, a delicate and concave body was close to her arms, Deng Ji was in a daze, and heard her dissatisfied: "People also want to conceive children!" ”