Section 39: Lao Huang plays twilight love
I just wanted to refuse, but the hawker thought that it would be good to send some high-grade cigarettes and alcohol to deal with some nobles, after all, you can understand the hawker's mind by looking at the packaging, not "That's okay, just order your good cigarettes and good wine, no more than ten!" ”
Seeing that his persuasion was effective, the surnamed Xue smiled, "Mr. Niu is atmospheric, you wait!" "After saying that, he turned around and went out to bring ten real dragons to the vendor!
The peddler's eyes straightened as soon as he saw this cigarette, Nima, my brother has never seen a good cigarette since he learned to smoke! One thousand ninety-one, a small half a month's income, who is willing to give it, it is estimated that this cigarette is generally a gift, don't people say that they don't smoke when they buy it, and don't buy it if they smoke it!
But the hawker also has money now, I don't care, I took it and opened a box, divided it with Lao Huang and Lao Xue, and took a puff of cigarette in the stomach, the hawker felt different, this cigarette is good, and smoking it is like a cigarette, to be specific, if the feeling of smoking before was that a fifty-year-old aunt who has been in the industry for 30 years is anxious to take over the next job for you to play with a girl-like storm, then now the same posture is replaced by a little beauty like a new human and drizzle!
The hawker spits out a cigarette and squints at the cigarette in his hand, this shape, this packaging, this name is domineering! Hey, wait, I'm wiping, I forgot a question, why did this smoke come up with this name, real dragon! Isn't this nonsense, it seems that this cigarette can only be cheaper Li Er, after all, he is the real dragon emperor over there, isn't it, if others smoke this cigarette, they will probably only die!
I just wanted to return the cigarette and change it, but then I think about it, Li Er's family is the future emperor, and now as the children of the gods, they all send him real dragons, maybe it will make Li Er even happier, and look at my position The immortals are all sure, and when I am happy, isn't everything in the future unimpeded? Besides, such a cow's cigarette can be exchanged for something from Li Er, no, you can't do a loss-making business.
Someone will come in and put a bottle of wine on the table for the vendor, the platinum version of the Wuliangye Chamber of Commerce, four or five hundred and one bottles, the price is not expensive, but this packaging is too beautiful! The peddler suddenly thought of a question: "Hey, Brother Xue, your cigarettes and alcohol won't be left over from anyone's business talks, right?" ”
Manager Xue blushed, "Isn't this the same before, those developers always treat guests?" I have prepared some of this, who knows that this year's form has taken a sharp turn, there are fewer treats, and the volume of these things will be less, but you can rest assured, what my brother gave you is genuine, if there is a cigarette fake, you can tear down my store! Brother, these things are all given to you today, and my brother can't compensate for it! What do you think? ”
Forget it, there's no need to worry about whether people have leftovers, as long as it's cheap! "Brother Xue, thank you, brother!" Is it cheap or still to get it! After sitting for a while, the supervisor came in and said that the goods were ready, and it was estimated that the vendor's van could not be loaded, and asked the manager what to do?
Lao Xue waved his hand, "You go and call a truck for Mr. Niu and send it directly to the place he specified!" The peddler sighed again, people do this business, but they have to ask Lao Huang, can he change the spell of crossing to other cars, this product feels that he is also a rich man now, and he always opens a broken bread and lowers the price!
After the hawker said goodbye to Lao Xue and got into the car, he raised his questions, and Lao Huang denied it on the spot, "This spell is a one-time, once I determine the candidate, I will decide to hit the crossing spell on a fixed object according to the situation at the time, and it is easy to do the record on the side of the heavenly court, and there is also a spell that thing actually has a time limit, that is, it has to hit the object within a certain period of time, otherwise our action to find a spokesperson will be canceled, and the spell will disappear, so I forced you to do this at the beginning!" ”
The hawker was angry by Lao Huang's words, and his toothache hurt, "You fairies have a lot of problems, let's not talk about the things that force me to cross, let's talk about the crossing tools, what if I was going to ride two wheels with pedals at that time?" ”
Lao Huang spread his hands, "Then it's up to you!" You don't have to drive fast! ”
The peddler couldn't help but scold, "Niang! Are the gods so unreliable as you? I don't have to make a big move every time I cross it, although I'm used to it now, but don't others think I'm going to die when they see it! ”
The angry hawker doesn't care about Lao Huang anymore, this fairy doesn't look like a serious person from anywhere, the angry hawker ran to the pedestrian street and swept all the way, small speakers, small booth parasols and whatever, as long as they want to get something, they will return to the rental house when they are satisfied!
When the hawker arrives at the house, the supermarket delivery person also comes, helping the driver unload the goods, looking at the yard full of goods, the hawker has a special sense of achievement! According to the estimation of the old fairy, there are about sixteen cubic meters of space in the panda now, plus a little bit on the car, fortunately, the things are loaded into the panda and do not account for weight, otherwise his broken bread would have been thinned and swayed, and it is completely impossible to run one hundred and two, let alone cross!
After getting the things, the vendor looked up at the sun, the time was about three or four o'clock in the afternoon, and he was about to drive to the Tang Dynasty, Lao Huang hurriedly came up with the car door and said, "Take me to the park!" ”
"What are you doing at this time? Auntie is all at home, who ran out to dance! ”
"Let's go and show off to Lao Wang first, those old guys are playing cards and chess there!"
The peddler was speechless again, Nima, the immortal who descended to earth, is no different from mortals, he has only learned to show off in a few days, and he actually touched the habits of the old men and old ladies in the park!
The hawker took Lao Huang to the park by the way, and before he arrived, Lao Huang excitedly pointed to an aunt standing on the side of the road to show the vendor, "Look, you see that is Aunt Zhang who dances with me, come and I will take you to get to know him, his son runs a jewelry store, and he will have to sell gold in the future!" ”
The vendor also followed Lao Huang out of the car, since it is the customer's mother, then I have to go and mix it up! Something will change hands in the future, no! turned around and got out of the car, and was dragged by Lao Huang to Aunt Zhang's side, "Xiao Zhang, come here, this is my big nephew Niu Dabao, Dabao, come and say hello to your Aunt Zhang!" ”
"Hello Aunt Zhang, you are so young, you don't look like a person in your fifties or sixties!" The peddler nodded at Lao Huang's concubine in order to make a good impression!
The aunt covered her mouth and smiled, "This kid, your aunt and I are only fifty this year, okay, it's not the time to be young, so I changed my age to work early!" ”
The peddler really wants to slap himself, what kind of eyes are this, the horse's fart is slapped on the horse's leg! But I don't blame him for this, now there are a few young people who know the specific situation of that era, after all, the management of the household registration and what was born at that time is more chaotic, in order to participate in the work early, of course, you can also retire early to enjoy Qingfu! It's just like the strict management now, and Nima postpones the retirement age, and calculates that if the current people follow the standards given by the state, they will only be able to live well for a few years after retirement, which is really hard!
PS: I watched a small movie on the noodles, and the Japanese women in the film struggled, making the noodles feel that life is a process of struggle, and I figured it out, let's come back and update, still cheeky to ask for votes, collections, and comments!