Chapter 193: The Greatest Invention of All Time
Lin Chong, the head of the leopard, ranked sixth in the old version of the Water Margin 108 heroes, naturally did not speak in martial arts, and his IQ was definitely superior.
I was not familiar with Wuda before, and I was relatively low-key, but then I slowly became familiar with it, and became the same brother with Wuda, Lin Chong gradually showed his momentum of looking down on the world, and from time to time he took up the second senior brother's shelf to teach Wuda a few words, and Wuda could only express helplessness about this.
But to be honest, Wuda enjoyed this feeling.
Isn't that a bit cheap?
But it is indeed the voice of Wuda.
From Wuda to the Great Song Dynasty, he has been supporting the huge martial arts family alone, and he has not even had an elder around him to teach him, which is quite helpless.
If you haven't left your parents, you will never know how to cherish the most precious relationship between heaven and earth, even if it is very chattering, Wuda misses it very much.
This is also the reason why Wuda has always respected Zhou Tong.
Wuda now lives in the "Four Seas Dart Bureau", which has not yet been put into business, and the craftsmen transferred from Yanggu are also gathered here today.
For more than a year, Wuhan University has come up with a lot of new gadgets, such as winery and salt mill soap and perfume, but Wuhan University has another invention, and there has been no suitable opportunity to promote it.
That's the toilet!
Wuda has always believed that the toilet is the greatest invention in history, and there is no one!
Food, clothing, shelter, transportation, eating, drinking, and sleeping are indispensable for everyone.
The advent of the toilet has solved the two major problems of "pulling" and "sprinkling" at once.
It's just that in the past, in a small place like Yanggu, the people couldn't even eat enough, so who would care if they were comfortable when they "Lasa"?
Therefore, in addition to the backyard of Wufu, the great invention of Wuda has been unmarketable.
Bianjing is different, Bianjing is the master of the Great Song Dynasty, regardless of whether the people will buy toilets for the time being, Wuda firmly believes that those powerful children and wealthy businessmen will definitely love this thing.
It's easy to operate, suitable for all ages, and definitely ...... A must-have first choice for wealthy families!
No, Lin Chong was specially invited to bring piles of wood, Wuda took out the drawings, and the craftsmen just glanced at it, and began to work in a clanging manner.
Since many of the craftsmen in Wufu have been transferred to Zhujiazhuang, as well as Lu Junyi in Hebei and Fang La in Manichaea to help lay the workshop, there are not many craftsmen left in Yanggu County, and Wuda has only transferred ten.
In the morning, ten craftsmen knocked out more than 50 toilets.
Wuda also shamelessly "branded" on the toilet, which is actually a few crooked big characters:
"Wu's toilet!"
Zhang Liang, as the second commander of the Wufu family, and a good brother who shares weal and woe with Wu Dazheng'er, does not need to hide his words, and says bluntly:
"Master, what is this thing doing...... What's the use, it's really good to have our Wu clan's name written on it? ”
This is still a little subtle, what he means is that this thing is used to "Lasa" by sitting under the buttocks, and it turns out that the name of the Wu family is engraved on it, doesn't this make people sit on the top of the head of the martial artist "Lasa"?
However, Zhang Liang obviously underestimated Wuda's shamelessness.
Wu Da said it with a nonchalant face, and even danced with his hands, and seemed to be very excited to explain:
"You know what a! If you think about it carefully, the refined salt and wine produced in our Wufu are used for eating and drinking, and the soap and perfume are used for washing and dressing, and now this Wu's toilet is used as furniture for 'Lasa', you calculate, food, clothing, housing, transportation, eating, drinking, Lasa and sleeping, the things produced in our Wufu are basically all accounted for, right? What we want is this effect, that is, to let everyone remember all the time, all the time, that our Wu family is the most authentic and wide-ranging business! No semicolons! ”
The corners of Zhang Liang's mouth twitched, and he asked weakly:
"Boss, don't you have an official position? I heard that His Majesty may still be knighted when he enters Beijing this time, and our martial arts family will be a wealthy compound in the future, so why do you want that merchant's name? ”
The generation gap, a proper generation gap, and a generation gap through the millennium!
People in these years are not good at brains, they are always proud of their wealthy families, and they look down on businessmen, and their status is even faintly inferior to that of poor peasants.
But Wu Da is a traverser, he doesn't care about these things at all, he only knows that it is right to put the money in his pocket first!
As for what others think, you can watch it as much as you like, and when we can't use up the money, we will kill you with the money!
Don't believe it, most of the silver coins in these years are copper plates, and it doesn't take much, throwing out a few hundred pieces can really kill people!
The toilet has been built, but new problems have come again, how to solve the market?
Bianjing is the imperial capital of the Great Song Dynasty, and there are many wealthy nobles in the capital, but the problem is that the martial arts don't know each other, and the martial arts recognize a martial artist Tong Ying, who is still staying in Yanggu and has not returned.
Zhang Liang wanted to speak and stopped, obviously wanting to ask, but he didn't know how to open his mouth.
At this moment, Wu Da's incomparable nostalgia has been sublimated from being smart and clever to a shameless Ximen official.
What is Tong Ying not afraid of? It's enough for Tong Xue'er to be here.
Tong Xueer is an "outlier" in the Tong family, her biological mother has a very high position in the Tong family, but unfortunately she died of illness after giving birth to her, and Tong Guan has always been fond of this little daughter.
And because she is a daughter, it is impossible to compete for the position of the next head of the Tong family, so the entire Tong family is extremely fond of her.
Moreover, it is said that Song Huizong has always loved the eccentric Tong Xue'er.
The last time Wuda heard Tong Ying say, maybe Song Huizong intended to marry Tong Xue'er to the prince in order to show his favor for the Tong family, but Tong Guan refused.
This is General Tong, if he is replaced by someone else, he will be beheaded, but His Majesty the Emperor seems to be extremely kind to Tong Guan and laughs at it.
What's even more incredible is that since then, Song Huizong has not only reduced his spoiling of Tong Xueer, but once joked after drinking that Tong Xueer can be operated according to the specifications of the princess when she gets married.
Although it is a joke, Song Huizong is the emperor, as the saying goes, there is no joke in the king, and the specifications of Tong Xue'er's marriage in the future will definitely not be lower than that of the princess.
This also shows from another aspect that as long as the Tong family does not commit the great crime of rebellion, Song Huizong's kindness to Tong Xue'er will not be reduced in the slightest.
Before Wuhan University entered Beijing, Tong Xueer had already returned to Beijing, so today Wuhan University plans to promote toilets through Tong Xueer!
As for whether it will increase the embarrassment because of the difference between men and women, with the thickness of Wuda's skin, he will never care about this.
However, Tong Xue'er, a little Lori, was pampered and grew up, and her temperament was too "lively", which made Wuda very headache