Back in the Taurus Palace, the vendor grabbed the old Yuan who was biting the head of the pencil, "Don't keep biting that thing, it's poisonous"

Lao Yuan took the pencil out of his mouth, "Uncle Shi is down, how are things?"

The peddler didn't smoke all morning, so he took one first, threw the cigarette case to Lao Yuan and let him take care of himself, Lao Yuan unceremoniously lit up, "It's okay, but Your Majesty gave me another thing, I'm afraid I don't have time to worry about the imperial examination recently, you can come and see it, and then look for me when you encounter a problem."

Lao Yuan knew that the result would be like this, because even if His Majesty didn't give the hawker a new task, he wouldn't be able to make trouble about the imperial examination, not "Well, Uncle Shi is tired, but it's really a little troublesome for you"

"What's the matter?"

"Uncle Shi, didn't you say that you were going to issue a semi-monthly talk on morality, I asked a few bookstores, but no one could take such a big job, you see..."

The peddler patted his head and was stupid, "You wait for this, I'll go back and help you do it, by the way, you can add something for me in the first issue"

"Add what?"

"The first is to vigorously publicize the news of the victory of this expedition to the north, and vigorously publicize how much land my Tang Dynasty has won in this expedition to the north, how many slaves have been caught, how many cattle and sheep have been arrested, and let the people know that fighting a war is not only a waste of money for the people, in order to win glory for His Majesty, but also to bring accurate wealth to everyone."

"The second is the reform of this imperial examination, which writes out the method and scope of this year's imperial examination, and first ventilates the scholars to save time for trouble."

Lao Yuan nodded: "If you don't say this, I'm going to write it."

The peddler gave him a blank look, how could this subordinate be so inconsiderate of Shangyi, "Finally, you can help me publicize it, just say that this year's Dragon Boat Festival will be held in Chang'an World Games, the events include equestrian, archery, running, high jump, long jump, swimming and dragon boat racing, etc., oh, by the way, there is also a bicycle competition, and the rest is forgotten, this can not be forgotten."

Lao Yuan: "....... This is a new job given to you by His Majesty, right?" ”

The peddler nodded excitedly, "Yes, you don't know that the group of fools in the court actually think that holding a sports meeting will lose money, this time my brother will let them see how the money is earned"

"Oh, don't forget to write about the top three rewards of this Games, a gold medal for the first place, a motorcycle for the first place, a silver medal for the second place, a mountain bike, as for the bronze medal for the third place, a two-eight bar, and anyone who can reach the finals, each person will receive a pair of sneakers, how about such a reward is not shabby, right?"

Lao Yuan shook his head, "It's shabby, it is estimated that many people will treat this as a profession in the future."

"That's okay, the purpose of the sports meeting is to hope that people will be healthy, it's good to have a role model, okay, I'll just do this, you can look at the rest by yourself, I'll go back and get you guys"

"Uncle walks slowly"

The vendor dangled the key back to the rental house, oh no, it should be called his nest now, after all, the real estate certificate is written with the word Niu Dabao, and when he got home, he found that Lao Huang was still picking his feet on the sofa.

The peddler covered his nose disgustingly and sat on the sofa away from Lao Huang's end, "I said that you are a barefoot immortal, why are you picking your feet, can't the immortals have some elegant hobbies?" ”

Lao Huang flicked his thumb with the middle finger of his right hand, and the vendor vaguely saw a piece of something flying towards him, but he just couldn't find it, which was much more disgusting than falling on himself, and no one knew where that thing was lurking, in case the meal fell into the bowl, and he wouldn't be alive.

Standing up and shaking for a while, the vendor didn't find the whereabouts of the thing, so he simply didn't look for it, Lao Huang picked off a piece again, and the vendor hurriedly dodged, but this time Lao Huang just held it up and looked at the sun and threw it into the ashtray, "You kid didn't stay there honestly, come back and do it?" ”

Throw Lao Huang a cigarette and "help me get a printing press"

Lao Huang patted his head, "Rub, if you don't say it, I forgot, that day you had a moral half-moon talk, I went to buy you a printing press, or the kind of manual typesetting during the Republic of China, it's amazing."

The peddler looked at Lao Huang with a gloomy face, this old guy relied on his ability to pinch everything and calculate everything, so his own private affairs...

Before the hawker could finish thinking about it, Lao Huang hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't worry, I'm going to have your private affairs..."

Looking at the ashtray in his hand, the hawker put it down distressedly, bought it for ten yuan, and beat away Lao Huang, the hawker suddenly felt empty in his heart, you said that such a good fairy is so improper!

The depressed hawker decided to talk to the girl on the Internet, excuse yourself, and as soon as the penguin opened it, a message popped up: Looking back on the millennium, I will add you as a friend!

The hawker clicked on the beginning of the portrait and saw that it was a girl, obscenely extinguished the cigarette butt, and clicked OK: You and the look back on the millennium have become friends, and you can start chatting!

"Girl, are you?"

After a long time, the vendor was almost finished smoking the cigarettes he had ordered from the new one, and there was a response from the other side, "Ah, which one are you?" ”

The peddler hurriedly scratched the keyboard, "You added me, why do you still ask who I am?" “

The other side waited for a while, I don't know if I was looking at the information or what I was doing, "Oh, I added it casually, I didn't expect this number to be used"

Hawker "... About? “

Looking back at the millennium "I'm a child...", and then the avatar was black, the hawker was depressed, do you think my brother doesn't know about children, as for the direct black, forget it, it's a waste of feelings to find it on the Internet, or find the real one, I just haven't played with the second child for a long time, and I want to find him!

Call Erxiao, I'm sorry the number you dialed has been turned off, I'll wipe it, was this baby invited away by the police uncle, and in desperation, the hawker decided to go to the pedestrian street to find Maozi and ask.

There are a lot of people on the street, and there are a few more neighbors in the place where the hawker used to set up a stall, Gu Shihui is still busy, Mao Zi rarely went to play mahjong, and the vendor leaned over and handed Mao Zigen cigarettes.

Gu Shihui glared at Maozi and didn't speak, and the vendor laughed and teased Maozi, "Why aren't you allowed to smoke now?" ”

Mao Zi sighed carefully, "Isn't this a child, save money for the child's milk powder, you also know that business is not good this year, you look at the surrounding people who used to open shops, and now they have also fallen to set up stalls, the rent is too expensive, and the income is not enough to pay the rent, hey"

The hawker is also depressed, I really can't figure out why some people can't save money for a lifetime, and some people can play mahjong every day and win or lose hundreds of thousands of dollars a night and still be at ease.

Such a deep topic is not suitable for the two who have not graduated from junior high school to talk about "By the way, what about the second child?" ”

This was said by the hawker to Maozi, but the answer was indeed Gu Shihui, "How can I drop, I am hospitalized"

The peddler was startled, "What's the matter, you are sick?" ”

Maozi coughed, Gu Shihui glared at him, knowing that this matter should not be said by a woman, so he turned around and went to work, Maozi told the hawker the truth, "It's not that kind of disease, but it also has a relationship, Erxiao bar often goes to the bathhouse, develop a bad habit, once he went to prick a silver needle, the doctor patted his buttocks, he naturally turned over"

"Poof" The hawker didn't hold back, this Nima was really a mistake made by the old driver, and he couldn't help laughing for a long time, "Then he's okay, right?" “

"It's not a big deal, but I have to stay in the hospital for a few days, by the way, what are you looking for him?"

"This...."

Mao Zi saw that the vendor was a little flustered, and looked around, "Dabao, is there any business again, I heard the second son say, his work is all for you, see if you can find one for me and your sister-in-law, now that I have a child, I am under great pressure, and the money for setting up a stall for milk powder is not enough"

Why does this second son talk nonsense about everything, hey, but after all, they are brothers, but the things that the hawker needs this time are a bit wandering in the gray area, I don't know if Mao Zi is willing to do it.

Holding a cigarette and thinking for a while, "Let's go, go to my car and say" got into the car with Maozi, and the vendor threw the cigarette butt out and closed the window.

"Maozi, I do have a job in my hands, but a little bit of that, you think about it, otherwise when the time comes, you will say that I will cheat you, and I will not recognize it"

Maozi "Don't you lose your head?" ”

The peddler shook his head, "Then what else can't be done, say, let me do what?" ”

The vendor took out a cigarette, and Mao Zi naturally took it, "It's not for you to smoke, it's for you to do this" Mao Zi realized what it meant, the hawker is going to make fake cigarettes!

In fact, the idea of counterfeit cigarettes has been on the hawker for a long time, but I have been thinking about whether to do it, after all, this thing is not a good thing, it hurts the body, in case someone in the Tang Dynasty smokes something wrong, it will damage our tall image is not, and the early hawkers did not think of expanding the production of that thing, but now that a trip to the north has led to a lot of smokers, it is time to make small profits and quick turnover.

However, Maozi may also be really anxious, "I do it, isn't it a fake cigarette, to be honest, except that there is no certificate, what is the difference between the other and real cigarettes, don't you smoke the cigarette bag and pot the same, don't you worry, I will bear it if something happens"

The hawker patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, then it's decided, Erxiao Lu Ziguang, you two are brothers, you ask him how to fix it, I don't have high requirements, just taste up to Baita"

"No problem, you just wait"

"That's good, happy cooperation, free to eat together, I still have some things, let's withdraw first"

"You're busy, you're busy" Mao Zi looked at the little bread in the distance on the side of the road, turned his head and said to Gu Shihui, "You are at home with the children these days, I will go far away" Seeing what Gu Shihui wanted to ask, Mao Zi quickly interrupted "Don't ask" Gu Shihui saw Mao Zi such a man for the first time, and she was moved for a while, good man! (To be continued.) )