Manga artist and author of Gintama, Hideaki Sorachi once said, "Generally, the preface has little to do with the content of this chapter. ”

When Qian Duoduo hurriedly walked out of the door with Xiaolan, Xiaolan suddenly felt that his eyes were not enough, wow, high-rise buildings, wow, coffins can walk. Wow, there will be immortals coming out of the coffin. Wow, what a big bird flying in the air. Wow ......

Although I was very prepared to meet my fairy world, I was still dizzy by the breath of the bizarre modern city.

Xiaolan, who felt that her brain was deprived of oxygen and her heart rhythm was irregular, suddenly attacked, leaning softly on Qian Duoduo, and her small eyes revealed infinite sighs, surprises, joys, excitement and fear.

Qian Duoduo even has the heart of at this time, I said kiss Xiaolan, can you be less weak and weak, not so weak and deceitful? If he was at home, Uncle Ben would naturally be full of joy, but this was on the street.

Looking at the passers-by regardless of gender, they threw themselves at him, such as: "pervert", "pervert", "scumbag", "bastard", "let go of that girl, I'll come" and other labels, Qian Duoduo felt as if he was beginning to feel guilty.

Wearing a small pointed hat and a dog chain around his neck, he knelt on the stage of criticism, crackling and slapping himself, while shouting that he should die, I am guilty.

Seeing that the little Lori next to him was breathing more and more rapidly, the thing called 'male' next to him became more and more red, and he had the urge to turn into a beast at any time. The taxi fell from the sky, and when he sighed that he could finally escape from this place, a crisp sound suddenly came from behind, which immediately made Qian Duoduo stiff.

"Sir, please show me your ID."

Damn, I'm, I'm leaning hard...... It's really a good spirit that doesn't come to anything, and doesn't want to come anything! ~

Qian Duoduo turned around as if his body was rusty, and looked at it, yo, are you still an acquaintance? Jun still remembers the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake...... Phew, fork play, fork play.

Ahem, do you remember the one in our second chapter, the people's policeman who was shamelessly named by Qian Duoduo as 'Little White-faced Rich Second-Generation Waste Xiaoyanei'?

No, I just heard a woman's voice. Qian Duoduo looked around in confusion.

"What are you looking at? Say you, take out your ID card. "'Little white-faced rich second-generation waste Xiao Yanei' said unhappily.

'Click' Qian Duoduo felt something shatter under his nose, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he nailed to the pan-like existence.

"What are you looking at, stinky rascal? Hurry up and take out your ID card. This one was furious.

Anger? Are you angry? What can I look at on your flat tablet that has been pressed 10,000 times with rollers, piledrivers, and bulldozers that omit 10,000 words here?

The only thing I can see is to guess if you fucking immigrated from Thailand.

Of course, Qian Duoduo naturally didn't dare to say these words, showing a flattering smile, and touched his pocket for a while, Niang Xipi, where did I put my ID card.

Finally, before the tablet got angry, Qian Duoduo, who was in a hurry and smoked on his head, finally found his ID card through the tunnel and handed it over respectfully.

"A lot of money? Seventeen? I remember you were a courier, right? The tablet returned the ID card to Qian Duoduo, and coldly mended the knife.

"Yes, yes, it's me, senior sister has good eyesight, and she recognized me at a glance." Qian Duoduo replied upside down.

Who would have thought that the tablet computer ignored him at all, but continued: "You courier brothers, you are tired and tired every day, can you earn 3,000 yuan a month?" ”

Well? Something is wrong. Is this going to step on my rhythm? No, I said Xiao Yanei, are you fucking a man or a woman?

Qian Duoduo was vigilant and asked suspiciously: "That...... Big brother, this doesn't seem to be your business. "While speaking, Qian Duoduo deliberately accentuated his voice on 'big brother'.

Sure enough, the tablet frowned and said seriously: "This comrade, your eyes don't look good?" Can't you see that I'm a lesbian? Don't call big brother, a hooligan tone. ”

Your sister's lesbian, just like you, have no two flesh in your breasts, cough cough, pull out and walk around the world, you can see at a glance that you are a woman, and you can count it on one finger.

"Yes, yes, what Senior Sister said is right, we can't act like hooligans." Qian Duoduo looked back in vain.

"What senior sister is not senior sister, this is China, not Hong Kong, put away your disgusting Hong Kong and Taiwan accent." The tablet thought about it and added: "I'm not a little girl who doesn't understand anything, and I will be deceived by you." ”

"Oh, policeman, what you said is not right, what is this China? Co-authored in your head, Hong Kong is so 'independent'? "I couldn't stand the amount of money added to the bad words of the tablet, and began to fight back with yin and yang.

"Hmph, Flim Tongue, who are you this girl next to you?" The tablet, whose face was slightly red, successfully shifted the topic to Xiaolan.

At the mention of Xiaolan, Qian Duoduo's anger just now withered decisively, and he said haha: "This? This is my cousin. ”

"Cousin?" The tablet looked at Qian Duoduo suspiciously, and the word 'disbelief' was clearly written on his face.

In order to avoid long nights and dreams, Qian Duoduo hugged Xiaolan, gave her a vague look, and then said to the tablet with a smile:

"I said, comrade policeman, I kind of understand now. No wonder you say that I am a courier, and you say that I have a low income or something, and you are afraid that my cousin is an ignorant girl who was deceived by me with rhetoric?

Hey, this injustice of mine is worse than Dou E. Heaven and earth conscience, this is really my cousin, today she is not feeling well, and my aunt is not at home for something, so I brought her to the hospital to see a doctor.

Oh mom, don't you know, it's a bad old nose to take her to see a doctor, just now, those shameless people inside all regarded me as a scumbag who cheated and cheated with his face, and those little eyes, sharp as knives, were fierce on my head, but I was frightened, fortunately I met our people's police, but I didn't think about it, you also see me like this, I just want to say ...... at this moment"

"Stop, stop, stop, okay, I'm just saying a word, you are jumping out a lot, like acting in a movie, since you are uncomfortable, hurry up and go home and rest."

The tablet looked at Xiaolan and nodded vigorously with Qian Duoduo's words. I believed what Qian Duoduo said in my heart, and I was a little ashamed to interrupt Qian Duoduo's complaints, and after a few words of advice in a normal tone, I saluted and turned to leave.

Alas, mom, I want Lao Tzu's own life, but although it has been difficult for a long time by the tablet, I can't hate it because I don't have a lot of money, the reason is that there are not many police officers who are so 'nosy' now, and I finally met one, and I can't discourage people's enthusiasm, it's shameful to do so.

Looking at the tablet that was about to leave, Qian Duoduo couldn't help but blurt out: "By the way, comrade police, after chatting for so long, I still don't know what you call it?" ”

"Huh? Ahem, my name is Jin Feng, since your cousin is sick, go back quickly. Maybe it was because of his misunderstanding of Qian Duoduo that caused guilt, so Jin Feng thought about it, told him his name, then waved his hand and turned to leave.

"Jin Feng? Cut, the name of the good soil, but in addition to the big one, the long one is excellent, especially the little butt, tsk, a meter of warp. Qian Duoduo looked at Jin Feng's back with some yy, staring at people's buttocks with saliva and poking violently, violently.

It wasn't until his behavior of eating in the bowl and looking at the pot that he re-aroused the swishing vicious eyes that he pulled Xiaolan and fled with a strange smile.

Jin Feng, hehe, it's actually pretty good, but I'm afraid there won't be any intersection in the future. Sitting in the taxi, holding Xiaolan up and down unconsciously, he thought.

But is that really the case?