Volume 2 A Smile Determines the Universe Chapter 97 Storyteller Wei Tiezui
Everyone sat down, and a middle-aged man with a clear face, shrewd and capable, entered the room and greeted everyone humbly, and then stood respectfully beside Miss Xu San, not daring to come out. Miss Xu San's prestige in front of her subordinates can be seen.
Miss Xu San said to everyone: "This is Xu Lu, the shopkeeper of Xu Ji Side Restaurant. ”
Xu Lu hurriedly bowed down again and said to everyone: "Please take care of our store in the future." "After all, he is a businessman, and he does not leave the bank in three sentences.
Miss Xu San introduced the people present to Xu Lu again: "This is my father-in-law, Yu Daguan." When Yu Xiang heard this, he had another daughter-in-law, if it was passed to Chen Siyi and the red lady, he didn't know how to deal with it, but in front of Miss Xu San's subordinates, he couldn't let her get off the stage, so he had to pretend to be very happy, and greeted Xu Lu with a smile.
Xu Lu was taken aback, and hurriedly greeted Yu Xiang respectfully: "Yu Dadong, please bring more in the future." ”
Everyone present laughed in their hearts, Miss Xu San smiled like a flower, very happy, and then introduced the people present one by one.
After Xu Lu's greetings, he instructed the men to entertain the distinguished guests, and then said goodbye and left the private room.
Miss Xu San continued to tease: "Xianggong, what do you want to eat?" The slaves listen to you. ”
Everyone present looked at Yu Xiang with bad intentions and smiled evilly, everyone wanted to see how this powerful and god-like governor would deal with the fire in the backyard. They had heard about Yu Xiang's previous incident that he almost lost his life because of the two Chen Siyi and the Red Lady because of the competition for ranking.
What else can Yu Xiang do, he originally had a good impression of Miss Xu San, and he also did something to her, ruining her innocence, although he didn't say it explicitly, but Miss Xu San, he was accepted and had to marry, and said lightly at the moment: "Whatever!" ”
Everyone who was waiting to see Yu Xiang's ugly portrait couldn't help but be a little disappointed when they saw that they were so calm as follows.
Miss Xu San was very satisfied, and said a lot of names of dishes, and the guys wrote them down one by one.
Finally, Yu Xiang's opinion was consulted: "Xianggong, do you think it's okay?" ”
"Remove five!" Yu Xiang said in a commanding tone.
Of the ten people present, Miss Xu San ordered twenty-five dishes, Yu Xiang felt that it was a bit much, in this era when everyone was not full of food and clothing, waste would be punished by God.
Miss Xu San had to obediently remove five dishes.
While everyone was listening to the book, they chatted without a match, and after a while, a table full of dishes was served. Miss Xu San, as the hostess, poured wine for everyone, and everyone present admired in their hearts, such a beautiful and wise girl, rushed to Yu Xiang's body, what a blessing Yu Xiang cultivated, they didn't know that this governor couldn't even marry a daughter-in-law in the first half of his life, and he was disliked everywhere.
Just when they were in the middle of the wine shop, they suddenly heard a noise outside, and one of them said loudly: "I said the storyteller, what you said, uncle, I can hear calluses in my ears, can you say something fresh, the restaurant opposite is all fresh, come to something fresh, well said, uncle, I have a reward!" ”
The storyteller said, "I said this uncle, are you serious? ”
"Uncle, I am a nail, and spitting is a nail!"
"Okay! I'll tell you a passage of a book from when Yu Xiang, the governor of Henan, was still the head of Xincun. ’”
After speaking, the drums are pounding, the bamboo boards are crackling, the sound of criticism, and the storyteller is talking about storytelling.
Miss Xu San had heard about this thrilling encounter, she listened attentively, and when it came to the climax, she only heard the storyteller: "Listeners, it is said that Yu Xiang stood up, the wind was raging, and the wind and clouds changed color,...."
Yu Xiang shook his head, this storyteller, he was blown too evil, where is this person, it is simply the original. Child. plays, which is similar to the boasting in later TV dramas.
Miss Xu San actually asked with a look of admiration: "Big hero, are you really capable of this?" How could you be kicked into a vegetative state by a bull? ”
Yu Xiang was helpless, which pot was not opened, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Didn't I let him!" ”
"Oh." Miss Xu San nodded, seeming to believe it. Zhuge Shan Zhen still eats vegetables by himself, smiling silently.
Yu Xiang wondered, and said in his heart: This little girl is usually very smart, how can she be stupid today. It's also inconvenient to break it and continue to listen to the commentary in the hall.
The lobby was bustling with conversation, and from time to time someone clapped and applauded. The storyteller attributed the death of the director of the Black Tiger Gang, the cold-blooded Saburo Yuwen Sword, and the blind-eyed god and demon Liu Shiying to Yu Xiang, and they were all killed by Yu Xiang's magic skills one by one, boasting that he was so godlike that Yu Xiang himself couldn't listen to it anymore.
Miss Xu San suddenly remembered something and asked, "Big boss, why don't you usually see you high-five and break the stone, and walk through Yang in a hundred steps?" ”
Yu Xiang said happily: "The real person doesn't show up, it's just that you didn't see it, you have to be careful in the future, it makes me angry, I don't have a light or heavy shot, if I accidentally beat you, it is estimated that you will have broken bones and tendons, and become disabled." ”
Miss Xu San said: "I'm crippled, it's good for you to raise me, if you want to die, you must die in your hands." ”
"You think beautifully, let me be a murderer, I won't do it!"
In this way, the two of them chatted from time to time, and the few people next to them just buried their heads in eating and kept silent.
Although Zhuge Shanzhen knows the details of Yu Xiang best, the rest of the people don't know much about Yu Xiang's details, and they are skeptical of what the artist says.
After a while, the storyteller finished talking about this book, and the following applauded in unison, and the storyteller took a small wooden scoop to collect the silver. If you don't say it well, if you don't get a reward, you will have to go hungry. Therefore, whether the storyteller has food or not depends on his own mouth.
The storyteller and the girl with big braids in a blue cloth plaid dress came to Yu Xiang's private room, only to see him glance at the crowd, then came to Yu Xiang, and said, "This uncle, please enjoy the food." ”
Yu Xiang was not in a hurry to reward the silver, but asked, "What is your surname?" ”
The old man said: "Your surname is Wei, and your friends in the rivers and lakes carry love, and you are called Wei Tiezui." Little girl Wei Guizhi? ”
Yu Xiang took out some loose pieces of silver and threw them into his wooden scoop. said: "Come to me tonight!" ”
The storyteller was very happy to see that there were two taels of silver in the scoop, and he knew that when he met a nobleman, two taels of silver was not a small amount of money, enough for his father and daughter to spend half a year. Hurriedly thanked a thousand thanks. asked Yu Xiang's residence again, and then left the private room.
At the time of E, Yu Xiang, Miss Xu San, Zhuge Shanzhen and others sat in the room and chatted, they did not have too many etiquette barriers, Yu Xiang was very easy-going in his bones, which he polished out at the bottom of modern society, and melted into his blood, and did not appear superior because of his high position, which made people feel unattainable, so the people in the rivers and lakes admired him and really regarded Yu Xiang as a friend.
Someone knocked on the door, the door opened, and I saw Wei Tiezui standing outside the door alone, and Wei Guizhi did not follow.
Wei Tiezui entered the house, and after a while of greetings, Yu Xiang asked straight to the point: "Do you want to know more about Yu Xiang." ”
Wei Tiezui's eyes lit up, and he said: "Of course, at the moment, the jokes about Governor Yu Xiang are very popular, and everyone loves to listen to them, and the storyteller has done everything possible to collect jokes about him. ”
Yu Xiang said: "Okay, today I will tell you the story of killing Gou Zhi County in Queshan County and suppressing bandits in Dale Mountain." ”
Wei Tiezui said with a light in his mouth: "I have heard of this, and it is very evil outside, and the villain is willing to hear about it." ”
Yu Xiang asked Zhuge Shanzhen to tell the story of the incident as it was, and Yu Xiang also made some additions from time to time.
After listening to the story, Wei Tiezui took two steps back, looked at Yu Xiang carefully, and said: "Outsiders say that the new governor Lord Yu is a young man, and the villain sees that you are handsome and chic, talk extraordinarily, and know everything about Queshan County.
Wei Tiezui didn't say any more, Yu Xiang smiled slightly, snapped on the ground, shook off the folding fan, and didn't speak.
The invincible Divine Fist returned to Xin Shu to raise his luck, and he only waited for Yu Xiang to speak, and wanted to kill this Wei Tiezui with one palm, so as not to reveal the heavenly secret.
Wei Tiezui is a person, he is used to walking the rivers and lakes, and when he noticed that the atmosphere was wrong, he pounced, kowtowed to Yu Xiang and said: "Little Lao'er doesn't know anything, please spare my life." As he spoke, he slapped his mouth at himself.
As soon as Yu Xiang stretched out his hand, Miss Xu San handed him a small cloth bag, Yu Xiang threw the cloth bag in front of Wei Tiezui and said, "Get up, take this money, make a book of the paragraph I just said, and tell everyone about it, can you do it?" ”
Wei Tiezui heard Yu Xiang say this, knowing that he would not be hurt again, he got up, took the cloth bag and checked it, there were as many as fifty taels, overjoyed, and looked at Yu Xiang deeply, and said confidently: "Thank you for the reward, the villain has a little confidence in his iron mouth, from tomorrow, where there are many people, the villain will go where to say, without wanting to reciprocate, this song "The Governor Beats Gou Zhi County" The joke will definitely spread all over the streets and alleys soon, women and children know!" ”
Yu Xiang admired Wei Tiezui very much, this kid is very acquainted, his head is bright, if this thing is done well, he will have to reuse it well in the future, public opinion propaganda, sometimes it is more effective than a spear and a sword.
Wei Tiezui did not fail in his mission, in just two days, the streets and alleys of Luoyang "The Governor Beat Gou Zhi County" is well known. Because Queshan County is not very far from Luoyang, the storyteller said that there are names and surnames, and corrupt officials are punished, which is simply very happy, and the common people are vying for oral transmission, and it quickly reaches the ears of Zhu Xingan in Fuwangfu's mansion.
Zhu Xingan was restless, found King Fu, and said that this storyteller fabricated it out of thin air, ruined the reputation of my court officials, and damaged the image of the court. It is necessary to arrest and bring to justice the crime of rumor-mongering.
In the Chinese people, whoever dares to fabricate charges indiscriminately and damage the image of officials is almost always true in later generations, as long as the so-called rumors are spread on the Internet. In ancient times, no one dared to joke about their own heads.
King Fu didn't respond to Zhu Xingan immediately, he also liked to listen to books, besides, this small Queshan County couldn't fight with him, he didn't want to wade into this troubled water, he said to Zhao Mad Dog: "Go, invite this storyteller and talk to this king." ”
Zhao Mad Dog said: "Yes, Lord Wang, the slave will go and invite." ”
Besides, Yu Xiang came to Luoyang this time to visit an important person, this person is the former Nanjing Military Department Shangshu Lu Weiqi, in the eighth year of Chongzhen, because of the fall of Fengyang Mansion, he was impeached, lost his official position, and now lives in Luoyang.
He has repeatedly persuaded King Fu to give money and food to help the people and reward the soldiers defending the city, so as to "buy" people's hearts and ease the contradictions. But King Fu cherished his wealth as his life and did not listen to the advice, so Lu Weiqi had no choice but to take out his family wealth and private property to help the refugees. He is an official with vision, ability, and excellent personal cultivation, and Yu Xiang came this time, hoping to persuade him and ask him to go out of the mountain to help.
Lu Weiqi was unofficial and light, holding hands in the study, concentrating on teaching his little grandson to write calligraphy, and an old servant came in to report: "Master, someone is visiting outside the door!" ”
Lu Weiqi is very strange: since his dismissal, people in the officialdom regard him as a plague and avoid it, but there are still people who take the initiative to visit? Out of curiosity, he decided to see who this man really was, so he said, "Please go to the living room and talk!" ”
The servant departed.