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Chapter 0744 Su Fan's hemiplegia

Su Shi's renovation of the West Lake in Hangzhou is the greatest administrative achievement in Su Shi's life, and it is a glorious deed that has been proud of Chinese and foreign Su fans for hundreds of years, so in the hundreds of years after Su Shi's death, there are heartfelt praises, there are those who praise virtues, there are deliberate gilding, there are vassals, there are ignorant and fooled, and there are ignorance that have been created, breeding a lot of beautiful legends and moving plots. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

In Hangzhou, there is a moving story that says that the spring dawn of Su Causeway. The story says that the famous poet Su Dongpo came to Hangzhou for the first time as a magistrate. He was very obsessed with the mountains and rivers of Hangzhou, and felt that the West Lake was more beautiful than the ancient beauty Xi Shi, so he wrote a wonderful poem "If you want to compare the West Lake with the West Lake, it is always appropriate to apply light makeup and heavy makeup". But after 15 years, Su Dongpo came to Hangzhou again to be too punctual, and found that the West Lake had been untreated for a long time, the lake was silted up, and the grass was covered with vines, so he wrote with emotion, thinking that "Hangzhou has the West Lake, such as people have eyebrows", and decided to learn from the Tang Dynasty poet Bai Juyi, dredge the West Lake, and do a good thing for the people of Hangzhou.

The notice of dredging the West Lake was posted, but Su Dongpo was stumped by one thing: where is the mud piled up in the dredging of the lake? If it is piled on the four banks of the West Lake, it will not only hinder traffic, but also pollute the environment; If you pick it up and go to a distant place, it will be laborious and laborious, and when will the West Lake be dredged? Su Dongpo was so worried that he couldn't eat well for three days and three nights, and he couldn't sleep steadily. On the fourth day, he decided to walk around West Lake to see how to better handle the matter.

Su Dongpo took his entourage and rode a horse to Qixialing in Beishan first. At first glance, this is a psychic hidden and Tianzhu main road, and it is obviously inappropriate to pile up mud. So, I wanted to go to Nanping Jingci Temple to have a look. He was standing at the Xiling ferry, and was about to get on the ferry, when he suddenly heard a fishing song from the depths of the willow forest: "Nanshan girl, Beishan man, it is difficult to look at each other across the shore and complain." When does the Sky Magpie Bridge fall? Thirty-three walks along the lake. ”

When Su Dongpo heard this, he was happy in his heart: Isn't this offering me advice? Yes, you can build a "magpie bridge" in the sky, can't you build a long causeway on the lake? In this way, it not only solves the mud stacking place on the lake, but also facilitates the traffic on the north and south banks, which is really a double win!

Su Dongpo shouted happily: "Okay! Then go to the other side of the lake. ”

At this time, a small boat flew out of the willow forest, and a young fisherman stood at the bow of the boat, bowing and waving, and said to Su Dongpo: "The small people have been waiting here for a long time, please come on board!" ”

Su Dongpo was surprised and delighted, and asked, "How did you know that I was coming to the lake?" ”

The young man replied, "I heard that the Taishou was going to dredge the West Lake, so naturally he wanted to come to the lake to inspect it himself, so I came here to greet him." ”

Su Dongpo said: "Okay, then the fishing song just now must have been sung by you!" ”

The young man smiled and said: "Yes, this is the wish of our small people in the north and south mountains of West Lake!" ”

Su Dongpo took a fishing boat and came to Nanshan. Another small boat sailed out of the willow forest, and a crisp song flew out: "Nanshan girl, Beishan man, age more than twenty-three." It is difficult to tell the two loves, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl look forward to it. Su Dongpo listened, laughed and said: "Sing well, sing well, Nanshan girl, Beishan man, let me build a causeway on the lake to complete your good marriage!"

The news of the construction of an embankment on the West Lake spread far and wide, and fishermen, peasants, and city citizens from the north and south mountains rushed to the city to voluntarily contribute to the work. Su Dongpo said: "Thank you, folks, you have been suffering from droughts and floods for many years, and your life is difficult. I have reported to the imperial court and decided to allocate a batch of rice for relief through work. ”

When the villagers heard that there was grain and rice to be distributed, they were even more enthusiastic. From summer to autumn, seven sections of embankment were finally built between the north and south mountains, and six waterways were left between the sections, but due to the lack of money, the bridge could not be built for the time being. A young woodcutter on the north shore of the lake came up with a brilliant idea, cut down a batch of trees, put them together into planks, and built six suspension bridges. Usually, the suspension bridge is pulled up to allow the boats in and out of the lake to pass back and forth, and the suspension bridge is lowered in the morning and evening to let the villagers on both sides of the strait pass. Peach trees and willow trees were planted on both sides of the causeway to protect the embankment, and the peach and willow greens were added to the West Lake in spring.

In order to cherish the political achievements of building embankments in the dredging of the lake in the east slope of Sudongpo, the descendants called this north-south embankment as the Su causeway. On the morning of spring, the smoke and willow cage yarn of the six bridges, a few warblers cry, reported that the Su Causeway was early in spring, and there was a folk song singing: "The scenery of the West Lake is six suspension bridges, a willow and a peach." The spring dawn of the Su Causeway in the "Ten Views of West Lake" is named after this.

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This story of the history of the association, in Wang Mumu's opinion, is true and false. This story is a folk tale in the basic fact that Su Shi renovated the West Lake and dredged the silt, wishful thinking ignored the organizational form, administrative process, officialdom conventions, and scholarly style of the society at that time, substituting the creator's wishes, and giving future generations a beautiful imagination.

In this story, the first question is, paradox!

In the story, the girl from Nanshan and the man from Beishan, in order to talk about love, think that the West Lake is obstructed, so "the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl look forward to the embankment", hoping that there is a long causeway directly connected to the north and south on the West Lake, which will become a shortcut to tell the "two loves". Su Shi was inspired by it, so there was "Su Causeway". Here, let's not question how great the power of love is, since it can prompt the small people to boldly find Lord Zhizhou for love. So, can't this power of love let them go around West Lake? As mentioned earlier, the West Lake, an inland lake, just allows people on the other side of the lake to make an extra 2 kilometers of detour, can this be a problem? Can this be a reason for a small people to dare to find the provincial governor to talk nonsense? It's not on both sides of the strait, the turbid waves are monstrous, and it is difficult to fly without wings!

Besides, what "go along the lake for thirty-three"? Here, thirty-three refers to 33 miles, or 165 kilometers of road. However, how big is West Lake? The West Lake is surrounded by mountains on three sides, with an area of about 639 square kilometers, a width of about 28 kilometers from east to west, a length of about 32 kilometers from north to south, and a circumference of nearly 15 kilometers around the lake. So, the fishermen who sing this boat song are level 10 brain-dead! Here, even though he is in the same village as his Qing people and is a next-door neighbor, in order to highlight the "thirty-three", he will go around "along the lake" in the opposite direction and then go on a date. However, it is only 15 kilometers to go around "along the lake", so after he has to go around, he will see that there is nothing in the Qing people, pass the door without entering, and return after 750 meters, this super brainchild has just completed "Chapter 0744 Su Fan's hemiplegia along the lake."

Thirty-three"!

However, even if this super brain-dead who was flattened by the door rail completed "Thirty-three Walks along the Lake", it is estimated that his Qing people are no longer under the willow tree. But anyone who has a little bit of normal thinking, sees his lover turn his back on himself and goes around the lake, and he doesn't stop when he arrives in front of him, who can endure this kind of neurosis?

It is more normal to say that Su Di is in traffic, and the person who sings the boat song, even if the Qing people happen to be on the other side of the lake, is the farthest way around the lake, exaggerated, the boat song "along the lake to go thirty-three", at most can only be sung as "along the lake to go two points three", more than 2 kilometers. Therefore, Su Fan, who made up this story, has an IQ that is not even up to the first grade of primary school. And Mr. Su Shi, a great scholar, actually faced the blind "thirty-three", and was still thirteen, "Listened, laughed and said: Sing well, sing well, Nanshan girl, Beishan man, let me build a long causeway on the lake and fulfill your good marriage!" Isn't this similar to falsifying evidence of innocence after murder for money, murder and then murder?

Also, in the story, aren't many of those "Nanshan women and Beishan men" fishermen in the West Lake? Isn't that the one who sings the boat song a fisherman? Are fishermen afraid of the lake when they fall in love? Fishermen don't have boats? Got a boat you don't want to paddle along? Instead go to the shore and go around? Would fishermen wish there was an extra causeway in the middle of the lake? People who don't want to hang themselves and find death like to put a rope around their necks?

In addition, not to mention that in this era, it is impossible for you Xiaomin to talk to Su Shi casually, even if as the story says, Xiaomin calculated Su Shi's course of action, waited for the rabbit, and bumped into it. So, just like Su Shi's "bring his entourage" when he travels in the story, can he casually let an unknown person get close?

The funniest thing is that we recognize that those "Nanshan women, Beishan men" have lost their IQ for love and want to build a long causeway in the West Lake; Let's also recognize that one day Master Su was in a good mood, as the story says, he was inspired by the song of the mountain and the boat, and built the "Su Causeway". So, why isn't the causeway, which was originally built to facilitate transportation, a shortcut? Rather, as the story says, it caused "seven sections of embankment, and six waterways between sections"? Can you say that this causeway, which is broken into seven sections, is convenient for "Nanshan women, Beishan men" to fall in love? Or do you want to fall in love with "Nanshan Girl, Beishan Man", a while on land, a while on water, a while off the boat, a moment on the shore, and a triathlon?

However, the "seven paragraphs" of the causeway in this story respects history. Historically, Su Shi did not build a bridge on the causeway because of the cost, but there were no "seven sections". If you think that there is really a process of "seven sections", then, just imagine, when the West Lake is dredged, when the lake mud is piled up, if the stacker is working on land, like building a railway, and the track-laying car is built one by one, then after the first section of the "seven sections" is piled up, how can the second section be piled up? How do you pile up the next few paragraphs? If the stacker is working in the water, isn't this segmented operation even more troublesome? And isn't this sectional operation also in contradiction to the fundamental purpose of the embankment to consume and dispose of the silt and grass that emerges from the lake? So, the worker in the lake, are you here to complete the task? Are you here to make a fuss?

As for the "six suspension bridges" constructed by "wooden planks" in the story, they should be just six ordinary wooden bridges, not suspension bridges. In the case of the suspension bridge, the cost is large, which is contrary to the basic fact that Su Shi lacked funds at that time, not to mention, in the case of the suspension bridge, there are problems such as later management fees and daily operation. Besides, throughout the land of China, there has never been an example of Chinese people building suspension bridges on flat roads. The national man-made suspension bridges were built on the Acropolis River for military and security purposes. Therefore, building a suspension bridge in the West Lake, in the traffic, in the lake boat, in the land people, are all inconvenient, it is a move to make trouble for nothing, ask for trouble, and enter the water in the brain. So, historically, here is the process of building a wooden bridge with a solid causeway in sections and then turning it into a stone bridge. The bridges in the lake also have a process of starting from one bridge and ending with six. However, in this whole process, the "construction" of the causeway is to consume the silt from the lake, as the story says, not for the purpose of transportation. said that it was for traffic, putting the cart before the horse, contradicting itself, completely nonsense, and it was a gold paste for Su Shi by later generations.

Perhaps, some Su fans are still not convinced. Then, from this story, we can also see that when Su Shi decided to remediate the West Lake, he didn't know how to deal with the large amount of silt and grass dredged out of the lake before he "wrote with emotion" to the imperial court. Therefore, in the story, "The notice of dredging the West Lake was posted, but Su Dongpo was stumped by one thing: where is the mud piled up in the dredged grass lake? If it is piled on the four banks of the West Lake, it will not only hinder traffic, but also pollute the environment; If you pick it up and go to a distant place, it will be laborious and laborious, and when will the West Lake be dredged? Su Dongpo was so worried that he couldn't eat well for three days and three nights, and he couldn't sleep steadily. On the fourth day, he decided to walk around West Lake to see how to better handle the matter. ”

This point is consistent with Su Shi's "Begging for the West Lake" written to the imperial court. In "Begging to Open the West Lake", Su Shi did everything possible to list five reasons for dredging the West Lake, but is there any theory that is conducive to north-south transportation? No! If, as later generations said, the main purpose, or even the only purpose, of Su Shi to build the Su Causeway was to solve the north-south traffic. So, why didn't he say it explicitly in "Begging for the West Lake". As the main achievements of the renovation of the West Lake and the dredging of the silt, Su Causeway and the Three Pools of the Moon, Su Shi did not say a word in "Begging to Open the West Lake". This, at that time, was guilty of deceit! Although in the Song Dynasty, doctors were not killed (not necessarily, in fact, there were officials whose heads were cut off), but the crime of bullying the monarch was still common to be impeached, reprimanded, demoted, and transferred. In fact, Su Shi's renovation of the West Lake and the production of the Su Causeway are indeed passive generation, not subjective actions, and Su Shi never thought of facilitating the love of "Nanshan women and Beishan men" when he started construction. Actually, if the causeway is really a love embankment. So, let me ask, Hangzhou people, only the people on the north and south shores of the West Lake have hormones, and the people on the east and west shores of the West Lake do not have the pursuit of adolescence?

In the story, Su Shi said: "Let me build a causeway on the lake to fulfill your good marriage!", yes, here Chapter 0744 Su Fan's hemiplegia

, Master Su has become a matchmaker! It's become an old month! In fact, from the statistical law, whether the West Lake wants to build a north-south love lane, "Nanshan girl, Beishan man" has no exclusivity for this! This phoenix begging for a phoenix, the phoenix begging for a phoenix, will happen in the south, south, and northwest, this story is completely blind! Moreover, in terms of population density, West Lake is the lake in the west of the city. A large number of people are in the east of the lake, so to create a love embankment, the east-west direction is much more cost-effective than the north-south direction, so the current north-south Su embankment is for the love of the meeting, which is completely a fool's talk on paper!

There is another reason why this story is completely blind, because Su Shi is not a fool. Yugong moved mountains for his descendants, and who are those "South Mountain Women, North Mountain Men"? It is a grass farmer and untouchable who has nothing to do with Lord Su (the landless fishermen in the Song Dynasty were the most untouchables, similar to nomads and wanderers). These men and women are not kissed, can they make Su Daren feel compassion? It's simply impossible! Why is it so absolute? After reading the next chapter, you will feel how hemiplegic and brain-dead it is to be an infatuated Su Fan!

There is another factor that cannot be mentioned in the formation of the Su Causeway and the Three Pools of the Moon, which is the basis for the formation of the Su Causeway and the Three Pools of the Moon. Later generations have recognized that these two are made of silt and grass in the West Lake, but has anyone ever thought that the silt in the lake is not able to support the wall. The rotten and collapsed silt itself does not have the ability to shape, let alone accumulate in the lake water, which is very difficult. The people in the lake should use pure silt to pile up the embankment in the water, first, they cannot build a shape, and they will collapse at any time; Second, how can people work on the sludge that has not dried up and solidified? It's stickier than a swamp. Therefore, the formation of the Su Causeway and the Three Pools of the Moon is based on the original lake fields in the lake, and the parts that do not want to be kept are removed, and the middle part of the Su Causeway and the Three Pools of the Moon that is now seen is accommodated, and then attached with the silt that comes out. This also shows that the West Lake at that time, as stated in "Begging to Open the West Lake", a large part of it has become: "The water dries up and the grass grows, and it gradually becomes a field". The Su Causeway and the Three Pools of the Moon were excised, retained, processed, and piled up on the basis of these fields. The Su Causeway in the north-south direction was born, but the Su Causeway in the east-west direction was not born, also because the north-south direction had a "foundation" for building embankments than the east-west direction at that time. Due to the discontinuity of the "foundation" formed by the original Fengtian, there is the seven-stage body of Sudi.

Later generations of people who were fans of Su Shi also praised Su Shi's three pools and the moon. Say, "...... Each of his initiatives is a perfect combination of utilitarian and aesthetic. This is a great one, and it is worth referring to as a city official now. Su Shi thought about it, some people are unconscious now, we all know that the surface of the West Lake is very large, and some people wanted to plant aquatic plants on it at that time. So what do I do? Can I get a desk every day to sit on the edge of the West Lake? Take a red card saying that you are not allowed to plant aquatic plants, this is impossible! And what to do?

Su Shi drew a triangular area in the center of the lake, and at the tip of the triangle, built three small stone towers, which later evolved into the "three pools and the moon" of the ten views of the West Lake. When you are boating on the West Lake at night, the moonlight is like water, shining on the West Lake, three small stone towers, reflecting in the water, at this time, do you still want to plant aquatic plants? It's so beautiful that you can't even appreciate it, and what kind of aquatic plants can you plant? He used his feelings of beauty to impress those who wanted to plant aquatic plants, so people didn't want to plant them. ”

Wang Mumu didn't know how to comment on this statement. People who say that the Three Pools of the Moon is a perfect combination of utilitarianism and aesthetics know how the Three Pools of the Moon came about? These three pools of Yinyue, like the Su Causeway, are all unfinished beaches that cut corners when the dredging of the West Lake was remediated. Like Su Causeway, the Three Pools and the Moon are all piled up with dredged silt on the remnants of the original lake and fields, which are all improvised works in the dredging project, not the project goal in advance planning, which can be clearly seen in Su Shi's own "Begging for the West Lake".

As for the text about the moon in the three pools, Su Shi's idea is described, that is, if I beautify the sludge project and make it beautiful, people will be deterred by not being able to destroy the beauty, and give up utilitarianism, and indulge in appreciation, rather than destroying. Hehe, this scholar doctor takes it for granted, the rough people who farm and live are concerned about the harvest in the fields and the taxes of the government. As for the moon in the sky, the reflection in the lake, can it be taxed? Can it fill your belly? Of course, Jia Baoyu likes Lin Daiyu and is in love; But Jiao Da will never welcome this sick sister, picking a big ass that can earn work is the last word. Here, the people who are fans of Su speak very well, think beautifully, and are harmonious, forgetting to sleep and eat. However, after you read the next chapter, you will definitely feel that Su Shi's hypocrisy makes Su Fan very embarrassed, who is brain-dead, who is hurting whom?

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