"Babble, babble, babble......"

Guo Ye froze in place, holding Director Dou'er and scratching his cheeks with this little girl, stunned and motionless.

Suddenly, Guo Ye felt a slight heat in his arms, a little wet and slightly hot, and subconsciously pulled out a hand and wiped it in his arms......

Nima!!

Pee??

!!

Princess Dou'er actually peed in her swaddling clothes, damn it, the movement was not small, and she peed a lot.

Guo Ye raised Princess Dou'er a little, and then looked at the robe on his chest, ho, little guy, your sister can pee, is this the flooding of the Yellow River or what?

At a cursory glance, a large piece of the robe on his chest was wet with the urine of Princess Dou'er, and a large map was drawn.

"Giggle......

Princess Dou'er, who was held high by Guo Ye, let out a burst of laughter, as if she was playing tricks on Guo Ye and was very happy.

Guo Ye blurted out and scolded: "Laugh and laugh! Laugh at your dad...... Uh......"

Before the words could be scolded, Guo Ye decisively shut up, this little girl is a princess, isn't scolding his father a serious bully?

But now that my chest is wet, it's uncomfortable, and besides, I should change the diaper of this princess, right?

Immediately, Guo Ye gently called out the closed door: "Someone! ”

No one responded to the shouting, and even Father-in-law Shun, who was guarding the door before, did not squeak.

Guo Ye continued to call: "Is there anyone? Come on, change the diaper of Princess Dou'er! ”

Still no one responded!

Helpless, Guo Ye had no choice but to shout in the empty hall: "Is there anyone else?" Someone, someone......"

"What are you screaming about? Shut up!! ”

Suddenly, there was a coquettish reprimand at the north corner, the curtain was opened, and the little Lori appeared in front of Guo Ye just now, pointing at Guo Ye with an angry face and scolding: "Dog minion, what are you calling blindly?" I don't know that Dr. Sun is treating my mother inside? Disturbed Doctor Sun and mistook my mother's condition, can you afford to be guilty? ”

After the little Lori's scolding fell, she came to Guo Ye closely, and Guo Ye found out that this girl was actually not bad!

Although the appearance has not yet grown, but looking at the flower-like face is delicate, after a few years of growth and maturity, she is naturally a first-class beauty.

What blinded Guo Ye's eyes was not the little face, but her pair of "murder weapons", which were already towering like white rabbits.

Suddenly, the four big words "Tong Yan**" suddenly appeared in Guo Ye's mind.

Little Lori was looked at by Guo Ye in a daze, subconsciously hugged her chest, and scolded again: "Dog slave, what are you looking at?" Believe it or not, I gouged out your eyeballs and fed them to the beasts of the zoo? ”

Guo Ye listened to this fairy tale** little Lori opened and closed her mouth and called the dog minion, and her heart was unhappy!

Nima's, it's too much of a bully!

But he really doesn't dare? Because he heard it very clearly just now, she called His Majesty Li Er a father, what does that mean? On behalf of this Tong Yan**, she is the princess of the Tang Dynasty.

There was no way, Guo Ye had to endure his anger and hugged the restless Princess Dou'er in his arms, and said: "Your Royal Highness Princess, Princess Dou'er was wet just now, and she needs to change her diaper early, otherwise it will be easy to realize that she is sick if she covers it like this!" ”

Tong Yan** frowned and scolded: "Then why are you still standing here stupidly?" As a palace attendant, haven't you ever learned to change diapers? ”

What the?

What do you mean?

Guo Ye was angry, I am the second Ao, and I actually think that Lao Tzu is the chief eunuch of the palace? Are you blind? Can't you see that Lao Tzu is wearing a six-grade official robe for a foreign minister?

glanced at the murder weapon of this unruly princess again, and said viciously in his heart, Damn, people eat to replenish their brains, and you eat to replenish your chest!

was treated as an eggless eunuch with no crotch in his pants, and he was also a princess who was a child's talk, Guo Ye felt a great insult.

Gritting his teeth, he gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Princess, I am a foreign minister, and I entered the palace to face the saint on the order of His Majesty. It just so happened that His Majesty was in a hurry to enter the palace to visit the queen, so he asked the minister to hold Princess Dou'er for a while! Minister, by no means in... Serve... Too... Supervise!!! ”

"Huh?"

Tong Yan** exclaimed, looked at Guo Ye again, and found that Guo Ye's dress was indeed not the dress of the eunuch, and he couldn't help but feel embarrassed for a while.

I stood on the spot for a while, and I didn't know what to do.

"No book, what are you yelling at outside?"

Suddenly, His Majesty Li Er slowly walked out from the direction of the North Point Dormitory, seeing that his expression was no longer the panic he had just now, he walked to Guo Ye and the others, and said with a smile: "Guo Qing, I've kept you waiting!" ”

As he spoke, he turned his head to Tong Yan ** beside him and asked, "Wushu, what were you yelling outside just now?" Are you bullying people again? ”

Tong Yan ** was obviously afraid of His Majesty Li Er, shook his head again and again and waved his hand and said: "Father, I didn't bully anyone, it's just that this adult said that Dou'er peed, and my daughter cares about my sister!" ”

His Majesty Li Er was shocked, hurriedly took Princess Dou'er from Guo Ye's hand, touched the crotch of his little pants, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, my family Dou'er is really bold, he dares to pee on a stranger's body." Well, yes, there's a kind, there's guts, it's like me! ”

Holy, what kind of logic is this?

Guo Ye secretly glanced at His Majesty Li Er, who was laughing, and then glanced at Tong Yan**, who was talking nonsense with his eyes open, and was depressed for a while, why are the father and daughter of the Li family so strange?

His Majesty Li Er handed Princess Dou'er to Princess Tong Yan** and instructed: "No book, be good, take your sister to the palace, and let the palace maid beside your mother wipe your body and change into clean clothes and diapers for Dou'er." ”

Tong Yan ** didn't say a word, immediately took Princess Dou'er and hugged her tightly in his arms, turned around without stopping for a moment, and ran into the dormitory.

His Majesty Li Er looked at Tong Yan** staggering and hugging Princess Dou'er, and laughed and scolded in the back: "Slow down, slow down, don't fall!" ”

It wasn't until the elder sister completely entered the gauze curtain and entered the dormitory that His Majesty Li Er comforted Guo Ye and said: "Guo Qing, don't care, this Princess Gaoyang of mine has been used to being a trickster by me since she was a child, and he must have wronged Guo Qing just now, right?" ”

"Princess Gaoyang?"

Guo Ye asked softly in confusion: "Your Majesty, I heard you call her without a book just now, how did she become Princess Gaoyang?" ”

"Oh oh oh, haha," His Majesty Li Er explained with a smile, "Princess Gaoyang is just her title, she has reached the age of Jilu, so naturally she wants to be crowned a princess." As for the lack of books, it's just a nickname I gave her. I also blame this nickname, I'm not afraid of Guo Qing's jokes, I'm a princess who has been rude and willful since she was a child, and she doesn't like to read at all, so she really deserves the nickname of no book. Alas......"

His Majesty Li Er sighed so melancholy, but Guo Ye's heart was like a storm, Nima's, this Tong Yan ** is actually the famous Princess Gaoyang?

Fang Yiai, presumably will not be a stranger, the famous Tang Cuckold King in the history books.

And this Princess Gaoyang is the princess who Emperor Taizong married into Fang Xuanling's mansion and promised to be married to Fang Xuanling's love.

It is this child's words ** restless Princess Gaoyang who has fulfilled the reputation of Fang Yiai, the first cuckold king in the history of the Tang Dynasty!

O iniquity!

Guo Ye had a headache, he actually met Princess Gaoyang here, but he didn't expect it to be such a child.

Just now, His Majesty Li Er said that Princess Gaoyang has passed the age of Ji Lu, so in a few years, according to the trajectory of history, His Majesty Li Er should start recruiting this kid as a concubine.

No, Guo Ye secretly cursed, now that Fang Yiai is his brother, he must not be allowed to become the king of the Tang Dynasty who will laugh at future generations.

"Guo Qing? What are you thinking? ”

His Majesty Li Er gently pushed Guo Ye.

Guo Ye woke up and asked, "Your Majesty, how is the queen's health?" Just now, the minister looked worried about you, and he was also worried outside! ”

"Haha," His Majesty Li Er was in a really good mood now, and praised Guo Yedao with a smile, "It's much better, it's much better, it's really thanks to Doctor Sun's wonderful hand to rejuvenate!" By the way, I also want to thank Guo Qing's family! If it weren't for Guo Qing's entrustment to send a message to Shuzhong, looking for the miracle doctor Sun Simiao. It is impossible for Doctor Sun to rush to Chang'an in such a quick time. Well, I'm going to honor you and reward you this time! ”

Guo Ye's chest is still wet now, one hand pinched the wet placket, and the other hand shook his hand again and again: "Your Majesty is serious, eating the king's fortune and being loyal to the king, this is the duty of a courtier." ”

His Majesty Li Er looked at Guo Ye with great satisfaction, and commented in his heart, not arrogant, not rash, not reckless, although he does not learn and has no knowledge, it is not bad!

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and took Guo Ye's arm and said, "This time I summoned you to the palace, in addition to reuniting you with Doctor Sun's old friends, I have one more thing to ask for your advice!" ”

After that, ignoring Guo Ye's wet clothes, he pulled him towards the position of the weekday meeting, and said as he walked: "You, don't be in a hurry to leave, after I finish talking to you in a while, Doctor Bacheng Sun will finish treating the queen." When the time comes, I will let the palace people set up a banquet to entertain the two of you! ”

Guo Ye dragged His Majesty Li Er like this, and he didn't dare to resist at all, but his face was full of grievances, and he wanted to cry without tears!

The free hand always stretched the wet placket, and shouted in his heart, Your Majesty, I have been urinated like this by your daughter, you won't turn a blind eye, right? Anyway, you let me change into clean clothes, didn't you?

His Majesty Li Er was still the same, and without looking back, he pulled Guo Ye and continued to walk towards the place where the meeting was in the hall......

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