Chapter 35: Fireside Chat
For Li Er's facelessness and skinlessness, the hawker was considered to have seen it, and returned to Chang'an with the war report given by Li Ji, and the ladies almost fell asleep, leaving only the Si sisters who still retained the habit of loving labor and playing mahjong in the hall. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing the hawker come back, the four of them quickly split into two groups, and by guessing black and white, the two of them slept together, and the hawker's anger provoked by the slave girls could finally be vented.
Early the next morning, the hawker took the battle report to Xie Hongjun, "Yao, take it to broadcast" Xie Hongjun casually put the battle report aside, and the hawker looked worried, "Don't forget"
Xie Hongjun glared at him, "You think you're all as lost as you, don't worry, after eating, the people of Datang will know that you have won the battle."
"Well, that's good" After eating, the twins and the Si sisters went to the store to work, Xie Hongjun ran to make a broadcast, and Li Yue'er took the second uncle of the Niu family for a walk on the windowsill.
The peddler went over to touch his son's nose, causing the little guy to twist his head vigorously in swaddling clothes, which was very good-looking, while teasing his son, the peddler discussed things with Li Yue'er in a casual tone, "Yue'er, if a woman comes to the door after a while and asks to marry me, you help me send it away."
Li Yue'er paused at that time and looked the hawker up and down, "You hooked up with people outside again, what's the matter, you want to admit it when you lift your pants?" ”
The peddler "Look at what you said, what did you mention your pants and didn't admit it, I couldn't wait to run as far as I could when I saw her, that girl began to want to kill me, and then I didn't know which tendon was wrong, I chased her to the northeast crying and shouting to marry me, I sent her back to you, you helped me block the gun, please"
Li Yue'er didn't look at the hawker, and looked at the child in her arms tiredly, "I will settle the trouble I caused, I don't care about your bullshit."
The hawker pulled Li Yue'er's sleeve and cried, "Sister, help, I really can't handle it"
Li Yue'er hugged the child and shook the circle, "If you can't get it, you can take it in, more pairs of chopsticks"
"Don't be funny, that's it, help me refuse" After speaking, the hawker was afraid that Li Yue'er would give any more objection conditions.
When they arrived at the Liaocheng military camp, the hawker saw Li Er brushing his teeth at the door of the tent, but he didn't see Li Ji and them, and the hawker walked up to Li Er, "Brother Li, what about Brother Mao?" ”
Li Er raised his head, "Heh...poof, they have already left, going to Anshi"
"Oh, why didn't you follow?"
Li Er glanced at the hawker like an idiot, "I am a royal driver, and I am not a pioneer, as long as I play an incentive role, why are you so fierce?" ”
The hawker ended, it turns out that the royal driving pro-conquest means this, I said it earlier, I wasted my brother's feelings for half a day and thought how noble your morals were!
After Li Er brushed his teeth, he entered the tent with a cup, and the vendor then followed, faintly in the corner of the tent, it seemed that a few women were still asleep, and gave Li Er a thumbs up, "Brother Li is fierce and fierce, admire, admire"
Li Er waved his hand, "It's just fresh for a while, do you like it, you can take it"
The vendor shook his head "I don't like second-hand ones"
Li Er cut off, "I didn't see that you still have a habit of cleanliness, by the way, have you sent out the battle report or something?" ”
"Don't worry, send it out, there will be a lot of people to add food tonight"
Li Er nodded, "Well, that's good, that's right, anyway, we're idle and idle, how about accompanying me out to hunt?" ”
"Yes, yes"
Subsequently, the hawker and Li Er rode together with a group of guards to find the mountains and forests near the camp, and then the hawker saw the pomp and circumstance of the emperor's hunting.
A large group of guards ran around the mountains and forests, and then drove the prey or everything in the forest to Li Er's direction, watching the prey in the distance run towards him in fright, the only thing Li Er needed to do was to raise his gun and aim, and then shoot!
Looking at the prey that fell to the ground, the vendor waved his hand "Okay, enough to eat"
Li Ercai put down the gun with satisfaction, "Come on, pick it up" The guards picked the prey back, and Li Er and the hawker found a small river, which was very narrow and shallow, but the water was very clear.
A group of people in the river to the prey to dig around, the guards set up a grill, the hawker sent some condiments, and then on the river to make a BBQ, during the hawker watched the river fish swimming back and forth, childlike, intercept a section, block the two ends, borrow a helmet to splash out the water in the middle, barefoot in the mud to catch the fish, a catch is really a lot, dozens!
Li Er was also very curious: "Why are there so many fish in such a small river?" ”
The peddler squatted by the river to clean the fish he caught, while answering Li Er's question, "That's, you must know that this is the Northeast, Brother Li, do you know how we describe this place over there?" “
Li Er: "How do you describe it?" ”
The vendor handed the fish to the guard, lit a cigarette, and looked at the black land in front of him with a reminiscing gaze, "Stick and scoop the fish in the robe, pheasants fly into the rice pot, and the land here, you can sprout and get fat even if you insert a chopstick."
Li Er suspiciously grabbed a handful of soil on the ground, it was indeed black, and nodded after smelling it, "It seems that Yang Guang was good before, and I also had a misunderstanding of this place, we shouldn't just run away, such a good place is handed over to the savages of Goguryeo and Yan Murowei, it is a pure waste, this time I will not leave if I want to fight down, Dabao, after I go back, you will find a way to sell this place, no matter how cheap it is, what I want is that this place belongs to the Han people"
The peddler skewered a fish, "Your Majesty, don't worry, not only are crops abundant in the black soil, but also steel and coal are enough for the Tang Dynasty to use for two or three hundred years, do you think you have no plans, and those merchants in Chang'an have no plans?" ”
Li Er took out the whole box of cigarettes from the vendor's jacket pocket, "Since you already have a plan, I won't ask more."
The peddler smiled at Li Er, "You are now more and more in line with my Taoist standards, and you can rule by doing nothing, but I can say okay, I can help with the development of the place, but the stability of a place is all your business, you arrange the garrison or something, and you must ensure that the newly beaten place is firmly held in the arms of Datang"
Li Er may have squatted a little numb legs, stood up and moved his body, "Don't worry, I learned a sentence from you, and now I tell you, although Datang is big, but not an inch is superfluous, if anyone dares to fight Datang's idea, I will make him regret coming to this world"
The vendor nodded, "I'm relieved to have your words, okay, the meat is good, there's a tiger whip, it's just right, don't you eat it?" ”
Li Er looked at the black tiger whip and shook his head in disgust, "I can't enjoy this blessing, you can use it yourself."
The hawker clicked and bit the tiger whip down in half, "If you don't eat it, I'll eat it, well, it tastes good, hey, how many brothers can have it?" "The guards are not polite to the hawkers, and when they come up, one person comes up, and a tiger whip is gone.
After eating the barbecue, the group packed up and returned to the camp, in the camp, the hawker looked for someone to play poker, Li Er looked for a girl, and fought for a few days, until the battle report from the front, Li Ji had arrived in Anshi, but he was in big trouble! (To be continued.) )