The next day, early in the morning, Xiao Shanni set off.

Last night, after discussion, everyone thinks, Lord Mumu, you have worked hard, and today you are looking for a fight, don't overuse it, rest it!

Hu Jia's second and third mothers and Dongdong are out of the horse? Everyone thinks that the flower monk of the three big girls' families is not equivalent to the beautiful sheep and sheep going to the big bad wolf? Negation!

Four pirate flowers? Everyone thinks that the language barrier of the four of her has not passed, which is not suitable!

Little Helen and the Four Seabirds? What do you think, the eldest princess of Jiaozhi PK the great monk of the Song Kingdom? Unprecedented, never recorded, don't go against history!

White Lady, Bai Suzhen, Bai Xiaoqing, and Xu Xuan negotiated as parties? Everyone thinks that this is an egg hitting a stone.

Little Channie said, "Why don't you come?" ”

Wang Mumu said, "Are you okay? A little girl's family? ”

Xiao Xiangni replied: "We are here, now there are more women and fewer men, yin and yang are declining, and the minority obeys the majority, just look at the women." Let's see if I'm going to Xiangguo Temple today, who else is it? ”

Sanhu said: "Aren't you afraid of the big bad wolf of Buddha Yin?" ”

Xiao Shanni replied: "If he can really be a big bad wolf, I can really be a wolf grandmother, and when my grandson sees my grandmother, who should have soft knees?" You say! ”

The four pirates said, "Can you compete with a very cultured mage of the Song Kingdom?" ”

Xiao Shanni replied: "I can recite Chinese poetry: 'Tired plum and smelling ......flowers', you say, am I qualified enough?" ”

Little Helen said, "Do you still know the history of China? ”

Xiao Shanni replied: "History is told by people, then, what people say is history." No, in the official language, it is: the masses of the people make history, that is, history is made by the masses of the people. ”

The white lady waited for Sanbai and said: "Oh, I'm really embarrassed, our business, it's too embarrassing to trouble international friends who have come all the way to China!" ”

Xiao Xiangni replied: "Oh, really, the prince just said, we are a family, a family that loves each other, we should share blessings, and we must share them when there are difficulties. Therefore, you and I are not separated from each other, your business is my business, don't worry, you are a green riverside grass, long and old. I am an imported rose, oh, let me explain, I say I am a rose, not to say that I am arrogant, but to say that I have thorns, roses I love you, roses and roses have strong hearts, and roses and roses have thorns. I am a thorny rose, with thorny stamens lurking, I will not let myself suffer if I go, not to mention that there is no love involved here. My love is little Hai Rui, and I will not let my lover shed blood or tears for me......".

Everyone always felt that Xiao Shanni was too small to nod in unison. In the end, it was still Mumu Wangye's words, he slapped the board and said: "The world is yours and ours, but in the final analysis, it is still yours." You young people are as energetic as the sun ......at eight or nine o'clock in the morning."

Everyone said, from the perspective of sustainable development, from the perspective of cultivating revolutionary successors, this time, we will let you fly solo. However, for safety reasons, you'll at least have to find a partner, for example, with little Dani as your wingman. You have a long machine, a long and a wing, and it is convenient to act?

Xiao Shanni said: "No need, Sister Dai is good at astrology, I am good at tarot, the objects we serve are different, and the way of fighting is also different, I am not afraid of fighting alone, even 1pn, I am also fearless." ”

In the end, all the people at the table unanimously passed a resolution, that is: Xiao Channy single-handedly took the lead. We all followed closely behind, keeping our distance. Xiao Xiangni is in the front, and we are in the back. If Xiao Chani has a problem and needs to ask for help outside the field, our group can also provide emergency support to ...... after group chat.

Now, Xiao Xiangni is standing on the steps in front of the gate of Daxiangguo Temple, today is not an open day, the door is closed, and Xiao Xiangni knocks on the door.

Now, Xiao Channi's support group has drawn a three-meter line behind Xiao Channie, keeping a safe distance, and is closely watching.

The black lacquer gate of Daxiangguo Temple moved, opened a crack in the door, and a head stretched out from it, a big face, Xiao Xiangni was very happy, I know! One of yesterday's twelve executioners. I don't know each other if I don't fight, I had a fight yesterday, and today I'm an acquaintance.

The executioner looked, "Yo! It's one-sixth of yesterday's gang of savage girls, what's wrong? Changed from a group fight to a solo fight today? Hmph, you want to go it alone, you can't be fooled, and it hurts when you see you! People were bitten by snakes once and were afraid of well ropes for ten years. I am, yesterday I was plucked, and today I am afraid of women. Little girl, you are fierce, you have the ability, we can't afford to provoke us, we can afford to hide, goodbye, short love to take oil, what oil? Oil on the soles of your feet, wipe it, and slip away. Bang! The door is closed! Ignore you!

Xiao Shanni rolled her eyes and said in her belly, what kind of person, avoid contradictions, and don't solve problems; There is no rationality, lack of flexibility, do not know how to communicate, lack of shopping mall experience, do not know the hardships of life, a big stunned green in the door of the seven-stone tank, and a big foodie who does not understand the cost of firewood, rice, oil and salt. Alas! Awakening the people, everyone is responsible; Enlightening fools, starting with me, kicked many feet at the door, and shouted in a foreign tone:

"Greasy plum tour smells flowers, greasy kiln expensive Gou Tong, pinch the wave to open and smell, greasy old master, the master is looking for the Wen Hall, the master is in the red kiln, the master occupies the bed, the master is crazy, the master is almost out of rice, the old kiln pays for his life, kiss me first, pick up your little uncle, pick up the vegetables, the whole temple goes to the water tank......"

Hu Dong, who was behind the apse, thought, ouch, this little Xiangni, failed the Chinese TOEFL score and failed the Mandarin test, how can it sound like admonishing a playboy with a few words of persuasion to cure the disease? Do you want to go to the water tank in the middle? Do you want to play a scene of Lao Buddha's seal falling into the water and Xiao Shanni smashing the cylinder? Okay, okay, let's translate it, it's not good to misunderstand, long live understanding. So, Hu Dong repeated loudly on the side:

"You have no culture, you have to be able to communicate, you don't open the door, how can you save the master, the master is bitten by mosquitoes, the master is bitten by insects, the master snake drills intestines, the master is clawed, the master is dying, he is going to die, please I am a foreign fairy, save your life, if you delay any longer, the whole temple will die......"

Xiao Shanni continued to write poetry: "...... You want to eat white food, you want to love the folks, please * ten, your nose is fragrant, enter the blue gauze tent, you are so tired that you can't say anything, I am in the spring dream, my uncle is frozen and thin......"

Hu Dong also continued to translate: "...... You want to catch the white snake, you want to harm Xiaoqing, the blue sky is red, don't you want to deny it, come to settle the account today, you have to give an explanation, if this door is not opened, I will do it......"

Xiao Shanni continued to write poetry: "...... Greasy up to three doors, greasy hug and lick, old greasy flower water, greasy and cute, greasy and cute, greasy and want to cry to death, in the past I am thin, the ghost is ten times longer, and the float is big and wide......"

Hu Dong also continued to translate: "...... Burn your mountain gate, destroy your Arhat Palace, pull your fat mage, kill your arrogance, step on your Xiangguo Temple, snow and I will be angry, hurry up and make compensation, otherwise you will be slapped ......"

Xiao Shanni continued to write poetry: "...... I want to see the lights on, I want to make waves with my hands, I want to try to touch the light, my sister can touch the confusion, the pig jumps, the wheel sleeps too much, the yellow fish makes a few cylinders, what kind of ...... is the sperm for?"

Hu Dong also continued to translate: "...... Don't want to wait for the two kings, don't think about Su Dongpo, don't think about Sima Guang, no one helps you, there is only one way out, you have a good attitude of admitting your guilt, and if you want to resist, it will be very difficult to ......"

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After knocking on the door for a long time, the monks inside pretended to be dead, knowing that the doll man outside the door was a big ghost, and we had already suffered a loss, and the presiding mage sat all night last night, and I don't know if I have sat down now. Our little monk has more than one thing to do, closed the door, cut off the three thousand threads on the top of his head, and ignore the troubles of the world.

Xiao Channie is on fire, don't give face, how can I say that I fought with you yesterday, one was born, and the second was ripe, today is not a friend and a rival, right? Hum! Sample, ignore me? Don't think that if you don't say anything, I can't help you. Hehe, I played on the beach when I was a child, and if I turn you over, you can only ask the sky with your feet.

After joining the Golden Silk Cat Corps in Hudong, Xiao Shanni was in the black marble Augustus Square in Constantinople (Islamabad), the capital of the Eastern Roman Empire (Byzantium, Whirat). Fully admired the demeanor of Hudong. Looking at the Hudong bombing the palace gate in front of him, seizing the barracks, winning gladiators, fighting camel soldiers, fighting tigers, chainsawing to open doors, kicking fierce dogs, shooting parrots, etc., I am really envious and extremely admired, and the girl who is so fantastic dreams that she will have such a day. Today, the opportunity has finally come, then, the gate of this Great Xiangguo Temple, I am blowing open? Or sawn? Little Channie was bowing her head to make a trade-off.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of horses' hooves behind him, and a eunuch and several yamen people shouted "The Empress Dowager has arrived——! The presiding officer of Daxiangguo Temple, Master Buddha Yin, listened to the order——! Hu businessmen from overseas listened to the order——! "Whistling.

It turned out that what happened at the gate of Daxiangguo Temple at noon yesterday was known to the Empress Dowager Gao in the harem. Originally, Empress Dowager Gao didn't want to interfere with the market economy, let the market regulate itself. In the evening, it is customary to wait for some dessert, hot day, chilled, cool and sweet, and enjoy more. Who knows, there is no today, and the supply is cut off. Why? A: Our royal snow pool ice cellar was on fire, and the ice turned to water. Empress Dowager Gao doesn't understand, how can the ice cellar catch fire? After figuring out the cause and effect, the Empress Dowager was also quite dissatisfied with the Buddha seal. You can play as much as you want, but don't kill beautiful snakes alive in the capital, cook fresh human flesh, bloody, how scary. Besides, if you set a precedent like this, people will learn from you in the future, and anyone can find a strange reason to come to kill demons, then my state apparatus has no authority? I'm the emperor, do you want to be God? Climb on my head? No, absolutely not! The little carpenter has a good point, and I raise my hands in approval. Alas! This Buddha seal is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, I think back then, his original name was Xie Duanqing, he should have been a playboy who loved to eat, drink and have fun, and was a township tribute who went to Beijing to take the exam in Fuliang County, Raozhou Prefecture, Jiangxi Province (called "lifting people" after the Ming and Qing dynasties), and he was not admitted to the Jinshi when he entered the Beijing exam, and he was upset, so he was pulled by Huang Tingjian to see Su Shi for fun. Because Foyin "loves wine and can poetry", "Dongpo loves his talent", the two men "take poetry and wine as pleasure every day". What good thing will happen if two men stay together for a long time, and they will have fun and come up with tricks. Buddha Yin is familiar with the scenery of Kyoto, and wants to see the scenery of the Imperial Palace again. Su Shi instigated him: You can't enter the palace casually like this, I think you might as well "pretend to be a monk's attendant, mix in, beat bells and drums, or you can see the face of heaven." The Buddha sealed the letter, "So he pretended to be a waiter and followed the monks into the inner hall." I didn't want to be seen by Shenzong, and when I saw that the Buddha seal was "long and white-faced, burly-looking", and very handsome, he turned his head and asked Su Shi: Why didn't this monk shave his head? Before Su Shi could make up the reason, he was speechless when he opened his mouth for a while, his eyes flashed wildly. Buddha Yin had no choice but to bite the bullet and say to Shenzong: My family is poor, "I can't afford to ask for a monk", and I can't afford to buy a diploma to be a monk, so I haven't shaved my head. Shenzong nodded: Ah, this way, I'll give you a degree for free, and you can be a monk with peace of mind. Buddha Yin didn't dare to disobey the will, so he had to become a monk half-pushed and half-on-the-spot. You say, this Buddha seal is very good at playing, playing and playing on the emperor's head. As a result, he played himself away, it was self-defeating, the emperor Chrysostom was opened, and he did not dare to resist the decree; I was reluctant to give the degree of the emperor, and the internal price of a degree at that time was more than 1,000 yuan, not to mention that it was given by the emperor. However, these things, to put it mildly, are romantic things; Speaking of strictness, it is a young Meng Lang, and there is no need to blame more. But this time you are playing too much, you are going to kill people, you are going to cut a thousand knives, you are seizing power, you are seizing the royal power of law enforcement, execution, judgment, and justice, can I turn a blind eye? If you let it go, then the people will be afraid of you, so what is it? There is only one authority in front of the common people, only our royal family, and there are no other branches. Anyone who wants to divide the soup will be guilty of chaos and plotting misdeeds.

Now, as soon as the eunuch arrived at the gate of the Great Xiangguo Temple, the little novice who was peeping in the crack of the door had already reported to the presiding Buddha Yin Master who was sitting in the inner hall, saying that the holy decree had arrived, and he should prepare quickly.

At the door, Xiao Channi is a little lost, I haven't started yet, why will the people in the palace come to insert a pole? So what do I do now?

Hu Dong thought, today, Lord Mumu is helping Bianshui Lou to work, and I am the biggest here. Since the holy decree is for Hu Shang, not for King Jinghai, that means that the royal family doesn't want us to show our true colors, okay, let's play together. Today, I'm going to take the order.

The door of Daxiangguo Temple finally opened slowly, Xiao Xiangni and Hu Dong just wanted to raise their legs to enter, looked up, stunned, they immediately remembered the Santa Claus painted in Wang Mumu's study, and couldn't help laughing!

What's so funny? It turns out that the presiding Buddha Yin of the Daxiangguo Temple standing in front of you today is very funny, I saw that his huge face was bigger than in the past, and he was swollen with chela, fat and swollen; The face, neck, and top of the head were all red piece by piece, like a red bean and brown seed; His centered rosacea was rounder and redder, and bee venom was at work; Two large strips of cotton were stuffed into the two large nostrils, which were falling, three fingers thick and more than a foot long, which should have prevented the invasion of small insects; There are also two large strips of cotton falling from the two ear holes, and some are three fingers thick and more than a foot long, for the same reason; On his bald head, two big bags are red and swollen, one on the left and one on the right, quite like the buns combed on the head of the red child, which is the superimposed effect of chela; He wore a yellow robe, on which there were countless corpses and blood stains left by strangled bugs and mosquitoes, and it looked a bit like a robe decorated with small flowers in the style of Little Bosnia. His cuffs and trousers were tied tightly, and he had learned a lesson; Looking at the head of the Buddha seal wrapped and wrapped in a lot of potion cotton, from a distance, it really looks like Santa Claus; And his exposed limbs are quite swollen, this is the beginning of allergic reactions, he is almost like an "elephant man". His head was huge, his body was deformed and swollen, and he went straight to the elephant. And the current Buddha seal "elephant man" is not because their nose looks like an elephant's trunk, but because his man's "there" looks like an elephant's trunk. At that time, Rose took special care of his place, and "honored" him there with the method of coating honey when making roast duck, and now his "there" is very long and hangs down a lot, a bit like the African giant yin who loves to lick the secretions of the cow's menstrual period, and the egg can be used as a chair to sit .......

Looking at such an embarrassed and strange Buddha seal, Xiao Xiangni and Hu Dong couldn't help but think of the masochistic picture of the Buddha Seal Master that Wang Mumu asked them to imagine infinitely: the tragic image of mosquito bites, bee claws and snake drills, and insect infestation, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

At this time, the eunuch looked at the people on both sides, and it didn't matter which of the two sides was the number one? Second-in-command? n handle, hurry up and complete the task of this alternative proclamation. So, he took out the holy decree and began to read it in a sharp voice: "Fengtian carrier, the Empress Dowager edict said: The sun is blue and the sky is blue, the sky is clear, the Great Song Dynasty is magnificent." Recently, I heard that there are monks, who are interested in catching demons, eradicating evil obstacles, and not becoming a traitorous party. The monk said that he was captured, and the two demons were both snake spirits, endangering the people. However, the maritime merchants did not admit this, saying that it was false, referring to people as snakes. Those who plant false accusations are poisonous, those who deny them are evil, both positive and negative, right and wrong are difficult to read. The public says that it is right, the mother-in-law says that it is reasonable, and it is reasonable and unreasonable, and everyone is in their mouths. Therefore, I am royal, and I ordered both sides to choose the * test, with a shorter length. Heaven and earth testify, the sun and the moon are the mirror, the people testify, and the court certifies. People, gods and monsters, truth, goodness and false beauty, everyone is stunned, Zhong Kui catches ghosts. Which is right and which is wrong, please see the true chapter, who has a miracle, the winner is king......"

When the Empress Dowager Xiang learned in the palace that the Empress Dowager Gao had made such an edict, she kept sighing in her heart: Alas! This old lady really doesn't stop, and two days later, she can't think of watching a white drama again!