This time, the Great Song Dynasty went to Ryukyu for the wedding mission, the head of the delegation was the Empress Dowager, and the deputy envoy was Ye Tao, the direct speaker of the Guozijian. When Ye Tao was the champion, he was a court opponent in front of Song Shenzong, and later served as the national eunuch, so he was very familiar with Song Shenzong. Also, this Ye Tao is the son-in-law of Wang Anshi's younger brother Wang Anguo, and he is still related to Wang Anshi, and has played Go with Wang Anshi many times. Wang Anshi also wrote a long poem "Use the front rhyme to give Ye Zhiyuan a straight talk" to Ye Tao's excessive obsession with Go, persuading Ye Tao (Ye Zhiyuan) not to indulge in the Go chessboard "Muye Fox" that will charm people like a fox. Therefore, Wang Anshi, who has now transformed into Zhang Guolao, must not meet with him. Moreover, this Ye Tao also had several relationships with Han Zhongli and Uncle Cao Guo among the Eight Immortals. In this regard, Xiang Xiang understood the queen mother, so as soon as she arrived in Ryukyu, she directly found the eldest princess and Wang Mumu, and said, Ye Tao is here, the emperor and Xiangye are very familiar with him, not to mention that they are close at hand, even a hundred meters away, he can see seven or eight by his temperament and figure; Also, he can recognize Han Zhongli and Uncle Cao Guo, what should I do about this?!

Wang Mumu thought, what should I do? I can't refuse a visa or ban Ye Tao from entering the country, there is no such thing in this era. Of course, this secret should not be expanded; But the two congratulatory wedding groups of Da Song and Luzon are a bit of a taste of superior leaders, fathers and wild fathers for us, and it is impossible for them to return the ticket, and there can be no accidents, what should we do? Wang Mumu frowned, thinking of countermeasures. At this time, he saw Rose, who was now his guard, floating out of the window in a traditional robe, and oops, there it was! Nowadays, the people of Luzon are very mixed, from the point of view of faith, there are Buddhists, Taoists, Catholics, and Islamists, it is better to let the seven immortals wear Islamic robes, and prepare a veil, although the veil is the exclusive product of female Muslims, but the male Muslims who can enter and leave the desert sometimes have hoods and veils to resist sandstorms. Therefore, in this way, the seven immortals, looking at it from a distance, have robes; myopia, pulling the veil; In addition, we try not to let you cross paths in our activity schedule, isn't it? Wang Mumu himself did not expect that a temporary measure he came out just to avoid Ye Tao would open the door for the promotion of Islam in Luzon in the future. Wang Mumu also proposed that if the Great Song Dynasty and Luzon have something to discuss, your head of the regiment can instruct the deputy head Ye Tao and ask him to find Ye Gucheng in Luzon, they are cousins, isn't it good?

Because of Ye Tao's relationship, the Eight Immortals decided to keep a low profile now, Lu Dongbin said to Ye Gucheng, Zhang Guolao and I are just here for sightseeing, horizontal contact and development with other countries, and you are fully responsible for the matter of showing up!

Ye Gucheng, who had been in a low mood recently, was overjoyed when he heard this, and the leader delegated power, so he immediately jumped back home, held a family meeting, and specially invited his baby daughter, Queen Hudong, the dead girl. The meeting seemed to be held in a small forest, because the house was full of leaves, Ye Gucheng, Yesenia, Ye Mianniang, Ye Xiannu, Ye Yalan, Ye Tan Mier, Ye Abdullah, Ye Mi Dieer, Ye Servant Naqin, Ye Jiali, Ye Selena, Ye Halili, Ye Afandi, Ye Die Hudong and many other Ye Gucheng Ye Zi Ye Girl, Ye Xiaowu Ye Yahuan Ye Changgong Ye Mama, haha, it is really Ye Luowu is always a thousand years of wind and frost, the lonely city is still not seen at the original night, today's mother-in-law, how to repeat yesterday's story... …

Ye Gucheng has the ambition to repeat yesterday's story, because he has twelve wives from all over the world, whose twenty-four legs have once stepped through the priceless jade pit in Myanmar, once stepped on the super sweet Malaysian four-leaf clover, once played the official authentic Indian divine oil, once carried the sweet and greasy Saudi dates, once endured the spicy champion Indian devil pepper, once collected magnificent Indonesian batik, once knelt down to worship the Sri Lankan opal with a large bowl, etc., etc., etc. used to be infinitely beautiful, but when I was unlucky, I could only pick up my backpack and follow Ye Gucheng and disappear. Now that I have the opportunity to make a comeback, look at the daughter of Yesenia, who is just a dead girl, who married the prince and became the queen herself. People are more inspiring than people, so now the Ye family's women's army is boiling and blood pressure is rising!

On the chairman's seat, Ye Gucheng, the only adult male in this room, is the best; One on the left and one on the right, respectively, is the wife Yesenia and Hu Dong. As for the other eleven concubines in Ye Gucheng, Ye Gucheng has never positioned them, so feel free, as long as there is no conflict, you can sit however you want.

In all fairness, among the twelve wives of Ye Gucheng, only Yesenia was the most humiliated in her hometown, she relied on her daughter Hu Dong to turn over, and the remaining eleven people in the family, her mother's family was somewhat rich, what is the daughter of the imam, the daughter of the chief, the daughter of the chief, the daughter of the toast, and so on. Now, you see, there are no outsiders, a group of female tigers, and their original forms have been revealed.

Ye Mi died first to show off, he helped Hu Dong a lot in the third business district, dragged the green-clothed cannibal, did not take advantage of the fire when others surrounded and annihilated the island, and also made a kind reminder when others were embarrassed Hu Dong, when Hu Dong wanted to recruit troops, he was also the first to help Hu Dong show his face, and she usually communicated with Hu Dong a lot. Therefore, she feels good about herself now, and raised her wine glass to Hu Dong with a smile, and said: "The queen of our family, you are about to get married, don't forget to lead us on the road to prosperity and a well-off family after the wedding." From now on, work together, work together, and build a brilliant Ye family! Well, today, I'll start with a strategy, that is, the queen of our family, she has become a queen, a princess, a talented woman who protects the country, and a professor at Harvard, but in the mouth of your father Ye Gucheng, there is always a dead girl who leaks from time to time. Queen, you now have two names, one is the commonly used 'Hudong', and the other is the 'Dongfang No. 1' given by the imperial court, but you don't have your family's surname Ye. I think that if a new name is given, it may not be easy for everyone to change their words, it is better to follow the trend, we will call the 'dead girl' the 'four girls', fortunately, in the Jinghai Palace, Hudong is now ranked fourth, and is called the 'four princesses'. Their family's Wang Zhongwang, Wang Zhongqian, and Wang Zhongrou also call her 'Four Mothers'. Her island kingdom is called the Kingdom of Ruth, and the Eastern Roman Empire named her Princess Ruth. Also, more importantly, in our Ye family, above Hudong, there are many brothers, and there are only three sisters. Therefore, from the perspective of sisters, she also happens to be called 'four girls'. As for the scientific name, the name of the household registration book is better than the name of Yesya......"

Yesenia has also been complaining that Ye Gucheng doesn't care about the names of her children, such as Hu Dong, a dead girl, a dead girl, and now, it is too inappropriate, so she clapped her hands gently and said, "I agree." ”

Ye Mi Er smiled: "Okay, my daughter will also take a ride." My two daughters, before, Lao Ye followed my name, one was called a 'fart girl' by his father, and the other was called a 'dog girl' by his father, how ugly! With these two names, you can't find a good husband. Therefore, I apply, my two daughters, in the future, will be called 'Mi Yatou' and 'Emu Yatou', scientific names: 'Ye Si Mi', 'Ye Si Emu', do you agree? ”

Ye Jiali on the side thought, this Ye Fan is really good at pulling relationships, the queen is called "Ye Siya", and your daughter is called "Ye Simi" and "Ye Simu". Then, my daughter has to change too, his father has been calling her a 'fake girl', why not, isn't it just to be a girl, and I have to lose it, add a fake. I have to fight for my daughter, and in the future you will have to call her 'Jia girl', whose scientific name is 'Ye Sijia', hehe, we are also in the realm with the queen......

For a while, the Ye family's women's army all proposed to correct their daughter's name, and his father casually called 'pig girl', 'cheap girl', 'crazy girl', 'bastard girl', etc., unified rectification, and immediately changed their words to 'Zhu girl', 'pious girl', 'Feng girl', 'Wenchang girl', and the scientific name is 'Ye Zhuya', 'Ye Qianya', 'Ye Fengya', 'Ye Wenchang'......

Ye Gucheng has an opinion at this time, you mothers-in-law, why do you only win glory for your daughter, why don't you seek benefits for so many of my sons? So, he said angrily: "Hey! Guys, none of the kids in my family were born to you? You're too female-oriented, aren't you? ”

Hu Dong looked at the situation, a little out of control, I was busy, why was it so boring, I came here to play this kind of word game, so I said controllably: "Dad, how dare the aunts name the children and grandchildren of the Ye family?" Those girls don't care about the Ye family; And those boys are the tomorrow of the Ye family and the pillars of the Ye family, of course, your father has to come out in person, who dares to get involved! The boy's name, your father has to think about it carefully, and he can't be in a hurry for a while, so today's naming conference is over for the time being. Now, Dad, you continue to be in control of the proceedings. ”

Ye Gucheng is satisfied, the queen has said that it is me or me who is at the helm of this house. I'm in control of the proceedings now, so who's going to speak? Well, let's give the floor to Queen Yesia. Yes, you can't call a dead girl anymore, you have to be able to pretend to enter civilized society and high society, so you just said: "Sia, please talk about ...... below"

Ye Mi Er hurriedly interrupted, thinking to himself, I finally got a good name for my daughter today, but, there is no real name, I have to get some benefits for my daughter. Now seeing Ye Gucheng speak, I don't know what he thinks in his heart, what will he say next, it is not easy for Hu Dong to come once, so, when the opportunity comes, it is better to be self-reliant, seize the right to speak, that is, seize the initiative, I have to continue to take the initiative: "Queen Ruth, just now we have changed the name of our unsuccessful children, and we as parents sincerely hope that the queen can take them out of the Ye family and into the world, so that they will be reborn and build brilliance, how about it?" ……”

Ye Gucheng thought about it, and the topic of Ye Mi'er also had to be obtained, so he nodded, and you can continue.

Hu Dong thought about it, although this topic was not the original intention of today, but if he guided it, he could also clear the source and end up in the same way, so he slowly spoke: "Father, mother, aunts, brothers and sisters." I have come to this point today, although there are opportunities, blessings, hard work and other factors, but there is one important element that cannot be ignored, and that is language. I can speak European languages such as Latin, French, English, and Arabic because of my mother, and I can speak Chinese with different accents from southern and northern China because of my father. Later, at Harvard, I learned a little more Japanese, Korean, and Cochin. It was because of these learning results that I defeated Kaspersky, the national teacher of the Eastern Roman Empire, in the Imperial Garden of the capital, and I also went to the front of the scene and had the opportunity to stand out.

I said that the successful experiences of others cannot be simply copied, but the successful experiences of others should be used as much as possible for reference. I'm not going to support any sister to learn Latin with me, I just want to remind everyone that every brother and sister here is actually like me, our father language is Chinese, and we each have our own mother tongue. For example, Aunt Ye Mianniang can speak Tibeto-Burman; Aunt Ye Xiannu can speak Siamese; Aunt Yap Ya Lan can speak Malay; Aunt Yatanmir is Hindi-speaking; Aunt Abdullah spoke Persian; Aunt Ye Mi Die Er and Aunt Ye Fu Naqin are both Arabic speakers; Aunt Ye Jiali can speak Tamil and Sinhala; Aunt Yeselina speaks Malayo-Polynesian; Aunt Yeharili can speak Galo and Tagalog, which are spoken in the South China Sea Islands; Aunt Ye Afandi can speak Turkic in the Altaic language family. To be honest, I only know Arabic out of the 12 languages mentioned above. However, my brothers and sisters must all be able to speak both Chinese and their native language.

It's funny to say, I still remember that when I was a child, my brothers and sisters quarreled, and we were afraid that our father would hear the reprimand, so we each used our own mother tongue to scold, and later, we didn't know what the other party was scolding. Now, we are all grown up, we can't fight in the nest, we have to fight with the sky, the earth, and others. Fight out of wealth, fight out of wonderful, fight out of tomorrow and the future.

Perhaps, the current aunts are a little frustrated, and they are frustrated that there is no market for their small languages. Well, I tell you, lift up your head and keep your eyes open, and the opportunity is right in front of you. Now, the prince is planning a grand rose wedding in the Ryukyus, and my brothers and sisters' native countries or places have delegations to congratulate the wedding, and many countries and regions, especially those from the first business district we are talking about, have not had smooth language exchanges with our Song people, which is a good opportunity for our brothers and sisters to meet in a thousand years. Brothers and sisters who are interested in being translators and even foreign traders, taking advantage of this rare opportunity for everyone to be together, I will tell you some things you should know about translation, precautions, code of conduct, translation skills, new vocabulary, etc.

Our brothers and sisters, puff up your chest and tell you that we have a large number of items that are unique in the world and new ideas, theories, sayings, terms, etc. Therefore, in a sense, you can define some new words in your mother tongue, you will be the first to translate in your mother tongue, you will become a generation of language masters, you can compile a corresponding dictionary like never before, and your life can have such glory, can't you still be satisfied?

Also, many of the representatives of the first business district who came to Ryukyu to celebrate the wedding are from your aunt's hometown, and I have the opportunity to introduce you to your aunts. For example, Mom, Yesenia, if you are interested, can you contact Pompeii in Italy? Boccaccio and his wife Fendi? Armani; Can you also get in touch with the Sophies of the Kingdom of France? Uncle Ma and his wife Meng Tejiao? Jaehime Sennu; Can you also get your hands on the Audi of the Holy Roman Empire? Adidas and his wife Sarah? Kona. And, Vyacheslav of Kievan Rus? Vladimirovic and Stephen of the Kingdom of Serbia? Stankovic, it's all something you can touch.

Can Ye Mi Death, Ye Abdullah and Ye Fu Naqin respectively touch the green-clothed Malek? Everdler; Can you get in touch with Abel of the Ghaznavids? Hassan? Iraq and Tirak; Get in touch with the princess of Babylon in the Arab Empire. Aunt Ye Afandi can contact Omar of the Seljuk Empire? Khayyam; Get in touch with the princess of Babylon in the Arab Empire. Aunt Ye Mian can get in touch with Jiang Sango in Bagan. Aunt Ye Yalan can get in touch with the Three Buddhas' Qun Tuo Bi Luo and Tuo Pan Yari. Aunt Ye Tanmi'er can contact Pan Changjiang of the Great Food Pandia and Zhu Simao of the Great Food Chola Kingdom respectively. Wait a minute. This is a general framework, and the specifics need to evolve with the times.

Of course, our father's favorite is money, gold and silver jewelry, then, brothers and sisters who are interested in business, don't you understand? The mouse has a foreign language and can handle the foreign cat, and we have a foreign language, but we can't handle foreign trade? Well, the above is a suggestion of mine, and if you feel the same way, come to my class in the evening. Well, Dad, I'm not talking about you, you now have mountains of gold, silver, and copper, why do you still dress these brothers and sisters of mine so shabby? You, one word: pick! Yes, yes, if you are rich, you can't be extravagant, you can't waste it, and you can't forget your roots. The prince of our family is actually a bit masochistic, living for a day, not wanting to come up with some new ideas and make some new achievements in a day, and he can't sleep well at night; Dad, I know, money addict, you live for a day, if you don't earn some gold and silver in a day, and don't make some windfalls, you won't be able to sleep well at night. Then, Dad, I'll save you some clothing fees, so let's do it, brothers and sisters who are willing to listen to my class, I will register you immediately, so that you can become a transfer student of Harvard University's School of Foreign Languages, and after solving the student status, you can go to the school to get your uniform, haha, in this way, Ye Jiajun will also have a look, okay? Dad, what do you say? Knowing you're happy, today you're earning again, right? Look how much you smile! ……”

Ye Gucheng pursed his lips, sad, it turns out that the father in the minds of his children is so wealthy! Alas, I won't explain, a bunch of rookies, I'm stretching out my feet, aren't they all yours? After thinking about it, of course, I am not willing to give up if I have a bargain, and I don't take advantage of it. But, it's not easy to be a father, so let's go to the end of the day, and I said: "I agree with the queen, all the school-age children in my family go to Harvard." When going to school, wear a school uniform; On holidays, all new clothes are replaced, and the expenses and finances are uniformly disbursed. In addition, I will take out 100,000 yuan as a family scholarship, Yesenia, you are responsible for this matter, once a week, a ladder award, and the last person will be punished to stand on the patio for two hours! Oh, it's not early, we have to hurry, there are still a few issues, or we can solve them in advance. That is, in a few days, my cousin Ye Tao, who is the deputy head of the delegation of the Great Song Dynasty to Ryukyu to congratulate the wedding, he is going to come to our temporary residence in Ryukyu, and we will have dinner together. Sya, is it made up? ”

Hu Dong smiled and said: "Dad, you want me to compile Uncle Ye Tao's name, your heart, the name of your hometown and other places into the song, Uncle Ye Tao's name is required to hide his head, and he can't show it directly, this requirement is not low, reluctantly, I just made a blank according to your meaning." ”

Ye Gucheng: "Then, what's polite, be bright!" ”

Hu Dong: "I'm sorry, I'm ugly:

……

ushered in the prosperity of the Ye family, let you prosper my business world;

Earn a mountain of real gold and let it anchor by the Dragon Spring.

I in Luzon will never forget the feelings of my hometown;

It was many years later that I realized that it had come to you again.

The weight of the family is still beating my sleeplessness;

The days of the surging will never be a cloud of smoke.

You who haven't seen you for a long time must have kept that smiling face,

After many years, we will definitely be able to accept each other's changes.

The leaves are always a thousand years of wind and frost,

The sound of the waves is still not seen in the original night;

How do you and I repeat yesterday's story today?

Can this old ticket board your official ship?

……”