Chapter 296: Carrying the Black Cauldron for the Emperor
Shi Bufan proposed a new strategic idea for the future destruction of Goguryeo in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Shimin agreed to this strategic idea on the spot, which had a very important impact on them in the future. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info but at present, he has encountered a problem, a very important problem, which makes Shi Bufan feel extremely difficult, and that is the problem of this Silla.
"Your Majesty, just now you actually treated Silla's crown prince Jindeman like this, which offended Miss Jindeman. And Miss Kindman is a woman, I am afraid that the emperor must know what it means to give her an unscented flower like this. And then we have to carry out this plan, whether it is to conquer Baekje or the Northern Expedition to Goguryeo, it will also have the help and cooperation of Silla. When we destroy Baekje, we must have Silla in charge of containing and attacking Baekje, so that we can destroy Baekje together. As for the destruction of Goguryeo, whether we send an army to land on the peninsula at that time, it will be inseparable from the assistance of the native Silla people, and there will also be someone to lead the way, etc., so it is inseparable from the cooperation of the locals. Even if we don't want to land locally, we need to rely on Silla to take the initiative to cooperate to help contain the Goguryeo army when we destroy Goguryeo, so we have a chance! ”
"But the emperor, you insulted this Silla crown prince so much, it will cast a shadow on our cooperation with Silla in the future. King Kim Baek-jeong of Silla is very old, and there is only one biological daughter like Kindman, so it can be said that Kindeman is the only prince. Jin Baijing may not have a few years to live, and once Jindeman ascends the throne of Silla, then it will be a problem for our Tang Dynasty to want to go north to Goguryeo and destroy Baekje at this time. Especially the emperor, you treat the crown prince of Silla like this, and then she ascends the throne, what will she think? Will you still cooperate with my Datang? Shi Bufan said with a wry smile.
Li Shimin's face suddenly turned red, and Li Shimin realized that he had done such a big stupid thing just now, it was really a stupid thing. Because he actually insulted this Jindeman so sarcastically just now, I'm afraid that a woman can't accept it. Scolding other women for not being able to have children is a great insult in ancient times, and I'm afraid many women will fight hard with you. What's more, people are still the princes of a country, the so-called state-owned national character, and the leader of a country represents the face and national character of a country. Not to mention that in this era of the family, even in the era of the republic, if someone insults the head of this country, it will definitely arouse the anger of the whole country.
What's more, in this era when the lord is worried about the humiliation of the ministers, and the lord humiliates the ministers to death, insulting a monarch is simply insulting the whole country. No matter how many internal contradictions there are, even if there is a struggle for power within the country, it is united externally, and it will involuntarily safeguard the image and interests of the head of state. This is also the national character, in ancient times, the national personality was integrated with the personality of the monarch, so insulting a monarch means insulting the whole country.
Kindman is the prince of Silla, and Li Shimin insulted Kindman so much, so what will she think about Jindeman once he inherits the throne of Silla in the future? Will he still cooperate with Datang? I'm afraid that this will add a lot of unknowns, and even if Silla is strong, then it is not impossible to declare war on the spot.
Li Shimin can be regarded as doing a stupid thing this time, a real stupid thing. As a man, he and the fact that there have never been female kings in China made him full of pride and prejudice against female kings, which is why he did this. But now there is an oolong, which makes Li Shimin not embarrassed and does such a stupid thing by himself.
Li Shimin once again wanted to save face and said: "Then can't I, the Tang Dynasty, destroy this Silla together?" ”
"Your Majesty, if we want to destroy all of Baekje Silla and Goguryeo, then we may not be enough! When the time comes, we will force the Baekje Silla and Goguryeo capitals together. Because of the cold lips and teeth, if there is not enough interest, then will they choose to turn their faces? Originally, Silla was a good target to win over, but if we want to fire the map cannon this time and destroy them all together, then in the end, I am afraid that they will join forces to fight against our Tang Dynasty, so it will be more difficult to destroy Goguryeo. Only by dividing from within the three kingdoms can there be a chance! Otherwise, if we force them to come together, aren't we doing something stupid? Shi Bufan replied.
Li Shimin was extremely embarrassed, he actually did such a stupid thing before, and he casually sarcastically insulted the Silla crown prince Jindeman without understanding the situation, and this was the most embarrassing time. However, Li Shimin is an emperor who wants to save face, although he can take the initiative to admit his mistakes in small things, but in the face of such a major national event, Li Shimin wants to save face. Although Li Shimin sometimes admits his mistakes, those are all innocuous small things, but once he makes a mistake in matters related to the national development strategy, Li Shimin, the emperor who wants to save face, will never take the initiative to admit his mistakes.
Li Shimin is not an ordinary person after all, he rolled his eyes, and immediately said angrily: "Shi Bufan, since you have already had this idea, why didn't you report to me earlier?" If you report to me, how could I do such a thing? It's all you, if it weren't for you, then how could I do such a thing? ”
Shi Bufan asked aggrievedly: "Blame me for this?" ”
"I don't blame anyone, it's because you didn't report it earlier, otherwise where would I do such a stupid thing! It's all you, you actually have an idea and don't report it, and if you don't report it to me as soon as possible, then you are good at making claims, so I will be negligent. This matter is to blame you, you didn't report it, and you didn't report it in time when you had an idea, so who is not to blame you? Li Shimin pointed directly at Shi Bufan and said politely.
Shi Bufan scolded in his heart: "Bastard, it's obvious that you Li Shimin is full of arrogance and prejudice against women as kings in your heart, so you will do such a stupid thing." If you don't have this Macau and prejudice, how can you do such a stupid thing? Co-authored blame me now? Your uncle, you emperor, really have an advantage! If something goes wrong, I'll push 625, let me carry the black pot for you! ”
Of course, Shi Bufan's complaint about Li Shimin is in his heart.
"Well, of course, although you are at fault, you have a good heart. However, since you are wrong, then you must try your best to redeem it, otherwise my Datang will suffer a big loss. As long as you can redeem it, the credit for giving me advice this time will be offset by the demerits, and I will not be held accountable. If you can't undo it, then don't blame me. Li Shimin said righteously.
Shi Bufan complained even more in his heart: "Bastard, you, the emperor, are really proficient in thick black science!" The thickness of this cheek is simply incomparable, obviously he was wrong, and he shirked his responsibility to say so righteously, as if it was the case. And I originally made meritorious suggestions, but you actually made my fault, but inexplicably made a mistake, and finally tried to redeem it instead became a merit and demerit? Your uncle, this emperor has done a shameless job, right? ”
"Hey, forget it, don't we who work take the initiative to wipe our butts when the boss makes a mistake? Anyway, in front of several concubines, you can't be so shameless and not give some compensation in the future. It's not good for you to be so shameless in front of several concubines without some compensation after that, otherwise your women will look down on you. Forget it, as a working boy, isn't it possible to stand up and wipe your ass for the boss when necessary? ”
Shi Bufan took the initiative to say: "Your Majesty, I know that I was wrong, please forgive me." This time, I will definitely try my best to make amends, strive for merit and demerits, and be lenient! ”
"Okay, then you go quickly, if it can't be recovered, then don't blame me for being polite!" Li Shimin said shamelessly.
Shi Bufan had to leave the Taiji Palace and continue to the Qin Inn, where he was ready to continue to ask for Jindeman, and strive to resolve Jindeman's anger. However, this time, Shi Bufan is carrying the black pot for Li Shimin, and he must not let Jindeman affect the cooperation between Datang and Silla because of this bad incident, and Shi Bufan must try to save it. However, I am afraid that this must be done in a special way, if it cannot resolve the anger of Jindeman, the crown prince of Silla, it will cast a big shadow on the cooperation between Datang and Silla in the future. Even in the future, they will definitely destroy Goguryeo together, but how to resolve this Jindeman's anger, Shi Bufan can only use special methods, not conventional methods.
But fortunately, Shi Bufan knew that Li Shimin was an emperor who was born as a general, and as a general, he only looked at the results and did not look at the process, He Yingshi Bufan had a lot more means at his disposal, and he would not be bound by various factors.
"Knock knock!" Shi Bufan knocked on Jindeman's door and said, "Princess Jindeman, the foreign minister Shi Bufan asks to see you!" ”
Shi Bufan called himself a "foreign minister", which can be regarded as a respect for foreign female princes. Although it's just a prince, it's also a "king"! Naturally, the lord of a country cannot be treated lightly.
"Shi Yuan Wailang, what are you doing here to find the widow?" Kindman asked, but Kindman still called himself a "widow", apparently still in a very bad mood.
Shi Bufan replied: "Princess, I don't really blame the emperor this time, this time I didn't explain it clearly to the emperor, that's why there was such a misunderstanding." Therefore, if you want to blame me, blame me, and don't let it affect the relationship between our two countries. If the princess is really angry, she can beat me and scold me, and then vent her anger at me. As long as the princess is willing to surrender the crime, then I will definitely not fight back and scold or fight back, as long as the princess can be angry. ”
Shi Bufan is here to carry the black pot for Li Shimin this time, as long as this Jindeman is solved, everything can still be done.
Jindeman immediately made a gesture of raising his hand to slap Shi Bufan, but Shi Bufan preemptively said: "Princess, beating is a kiss, so if you hit me, it means that you like me!" ”
Hearing this, Jindeman quickly stopped, obviously if "fighting is pro", then what is Jindeman's extraordinary fighting?
Jindeman hurriedly made a gesture to scold Shi Bufan, but Shi Bufan took the lead again and said: "Princess, scolding is love, if you want to scold me, it means that you love me!" ”
Jindeman's face turned red, but Jin Shengman next to him laughed and said, "Hahahaha, sister, this time is so interesting, really interesting." ”
Jindeman was also so angry that he smiled bitterly and said: "I have never seen the widow, you are such a shameless person." It is said that the Celestial Empire is a state of etiquette, but I didn't expect that there would be a shameless person like you, and no one would obey it! ”
"Alright, come in!" Jin Shengman took the initiative to say.
Shi Bufan took the initiative to walk into the room of the two Silla princesses, but this Silla princess Jin Shengman is indeed very tall, much taller than Shi Bufan. Shi Bufan is only about one meter seven or eight, and his height in Datang is also good. But a mountain is still taller than a mountain, Jin Shengman is more than two meters tall, more than 30 centimeters taller than Shi Bufan, such a height is simply breaking through the limit of ordinary people's imagination. Not to mention the height of the women's basketball team in later generations, the men's basketball team is enough. However, Shi Bufan remembered Wei Guifei, Wei Guifei was about the same height as this Jin Shengman, and they were all more than 20 centimeters taller than Li Shimin, who was 1.8 meters tall, I really don't know how Li Shimin could stand it.
Shi Bufan thought about Li Shimin and Wei Guifei in bed in his heart, but Shi Bufan thought about it: "This is too exciting, right?" If you're used to eating smaller ones, isn't it more flavorful to come to some wild ones? ”
Shi Bufan didn't feel inappropriate, but felt a little strange stimulation, most men are taller than their women, but this is often petite. But if you are used to eating petite ones, is it more flavorful to change to a woman who is wilder and taller than yourself? Although it is a little inappropriate for ordinary men, as a king and nobleman who has all kinds of women, it is not impossible to want some special taste! Many men are not like this, they are used to playing with ordinary women, they always like to find something distinctive, they are used to eating ordinary meals, and it is also good to occasionally eat whole grains or eat something that they have not eaten.
Therefore, Shi Bufan feels that a woman who is much taller than himself is not only not feeling pressure, but has a "curiosity" mentality.
Seeing that Shi Bufan actually paid so much attention to his cousin Jin Shengman, Jindeman felt a little angry. That's the case with women, if a man has paid a lot of attention to you before, no matter what the reason, although it may not be emotional, but this man is suddenly interested in other women, it will make them feel uncomfortable. So just now, Shi Bufan was very concerned about Jindeman, but now he is actually paying attention to Jinshengman, so Jindeman is a little inexplicably "jealous".
"Uh-huh, Shiren Wailang, what is the matter with you coming to find the widow?" Kindman asked. (To be continued.) )