Chapter 30 Qian Xianshi's Thirteen Taibao
After learning more about it from Daniel Zhang, Qian Duoduo was very sure that the Huo Yuanjia in the roster was the Huo Yuanjia who beat Japanese karate and deterred Russian Hercules in his impression.
Excited, this fucking is more exciting than getting 6,000 taels of gold, after all, this gold or something, you can earn it again if you don't have it, but this is Huo Yuanjia, alas, a big hero! ~
After the excitement, Qian Duoduo had a whim, there are more than a thousand people in this roster, is there only Huo Yuanjia a martial arts master? I'm afraid not, you know, it was also said in later generations that if the 'Boxer' movement removed the mystery, many of them were masters of martial arts.
Although on the earth, the word martial arts has been rotten on the street, and the long-term malaise has disappointed too many Chinese people, so from love to hate, from crazy advocacy of divine skills, to infinite suppression of evil theories.
In fact, such a change can't blame the Chinese people, it's really the same as traditional Chinese medicine, they are weak, and they don't let people complain?
But Qian Duoduo is still willing to believe that at the end of the Qing Dynasty, in the present of 1900, martial arts are still real, at least, will not be as weak as later generations, any international competition, almost no Chinese share, this TMD is not ** naked slap in the face?
Thinking that there might be dozens or even hundreds of martial arts masters under his command, Qian Duoduo was full of swaying, and he couldn't help himself with excitement. Overnight, the Li family father and son, who had been sitting on a cold bench for a day, gave orders to the two of them in the tone of a magic stick.
According to the order, our Qian Daxian Master will open the mountain to accept disciples in three days, and the specific agenda is that there is no agenda. Because according to the idea of a lot of money, that is, whoever has money will be accepted as an apprentice, and there is no money? If you don't have any money, why don't you hurry back and earn money to support your family, it's okay to turn a fart in our god stick circle?
The idea is such an idea, but our Qian Immortal Master has a thin face? You can't just say that the one with the highest price will get it, how much does that expose our true nature? On this one issue, the three of them discussed for most of the night, and finally Qian Xianshi was really sleepy, so he yelled: "Damn, I haven't seen you for a few days, don't you know what Lao Tzu's surname is?" Erli immediately bowed.
After solving this problem, the rest is simple, how to set up a platform, how to send someone to maintain order or something, Qian Duoduo waved his hand and handed it all over to the Li family father and son, and then found Bai Guang and asked him to send a message to Yulu to help Yunyun, and Bai Guang naturally had no way to agree.
It was until the end that Qian Duoduo told the little secret in his heart, according to Qian Xianshi, that is, the state has a national law and canons, and this religion has a bodhisattva heart, and naturally there is also the wrath of thunder, so in order to deter Xiaoxiao, another position of thirteen Taibao is set up as the protector of the sect, and people will be put in the ring on the same day, and the winner will be selected.
Come obediently, when you hear this news, not to mention that the eyes of the Li family father and son are shining, even the white light is green, and I can't wait to give Qian Duoduo a live performance now, so that the immortal master can taste his own strong martial arts. And although the Li family's father and son don't know how to punch and kick, according to their understanding of Qian Duoduo, as long as they do a good job this time, will Qian Xianshi still treat him badly?
And Qian Duoduo was also deeply immersed in the beautiful imagination of himself and a group of martial arts masters, rampant in the streets, lawlessness, and as a result, several people had no objections to this resolution, and quickly and effectively formulated relevant matters.
After arranging all this, Qian Duoduo returned to Earth with six thousand taels of gold in his retreat statement.
First things first, is there anything else to think about? Naturally, I ran to the bathing center to find mm to extinguish the fire, nonsense, since the last 'French Night', Qian Duoduo felt what is called 'war of tongues', although there is no real sense of the sword to the ground, but the taste of ** into the bones, but he is reluctant to give up.
So as soon as he returned to the present, the first thing he did was to carry Grandpa Mao in his arms, and he headed towards some bathing centers with a bad reputation, but just as he was trembling and short of breath nervously waiting, a group of Obasan, wearing thick foundation, sneering, and revealing golden yellow teeth appeared in the room.
Qian Duoduo was frightened at that time, and pointed at the head of the leading chicken as if he was being told: "What are you doing here?" What Lao Tzu wants is great health care, not an old nurse, what are these things? ”
The chicken head also showed a ashamed expression when he heard this, and said in a loud voice: "This gentleman, don't say it so ugly, isn't it because it's almost the New Year, and the ladies have gone back on a blind date." Only these few, tirelessly, not afraid of difficulties, resolutely bid farewell to the family, on the occasion of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, in order to solve the physiological needs of the majority of male compatriots, tearfully fighting on the front line of the prostitution world, is not Mr. moved by their great temperament? Didn't cry for their sincere emotions? Oh my God, sir is so ruthless. ”
"Stop, stop, stop, stop, what the fuck is this? You guys, no, I said, oh, this is, I'm going to it, I'm speechless. Qian Duoduo scratched his scalp vigorously, looked at the prostitutes who could be his aunt at nearly ten years old with a bitter face, smacked his lips, and lowered his noble head decadently.
"Young man, don't bow your head, in fact, sister, I just look a little anxious, in fact, it's tight underneath, I don't believe you try, it's comfortable, come on."
"That's right, lad, what's so good about those young ladies? Shake your ass without your ass, you want to **no**, you look at me, it's not me who blows, although it's a little sagging, but it feels so strong, how about it? Come and try it? ”
"Yes, those little girls know to lie on the bed and hum and chirp as soon as they do that, how can we have a lot of tricks, and we promise to serve you comfortably, come on, it's comfortable, let's do it."
Qian Duoduo looked at the tough aunt opposite in a daze, and suddenly rose a little? Damn, when did your taste become so heavy? No, no, what is this? Let's not ask for the first time to be a virgin, but the appearance must always be like it, these aunts, although the spirit is commendable, quite capable of fighting meat, but the masters really can't do it.
So just when these aunts were showing fierce eyes and sharpening their knives, Qian Duoduo quickly adjusted his strategy, took out ten Taizu from his wallet, and said with a somewhat apprehensive expression: "Heroes are slow, not unwilling, it's really a little brother I can't bear to see that on the occasion of the Spring Festival for everyone, I still abandon my husband and children for our group of cheap men, and I am tired and running, there are only a thousand yuan here, you heroes take it and divide it, I just need to take a bath." ”
"Oh, how embarrassing this is, although we are out to sell, but professional ethics still have to be talked about, otherwise what is the difference with that group of officials? Young man, why don't you do this, sister, I haven't been to the sea before, but I have done massage, that craft, but it's amazing, today we are here, there are seven people, they are only one hundred, I will take three hundred, and then give you a massage, what do you think? An aunt who had applied too much, soaked in water vapor, and turned into a flower-faced cat grinned.
Seeing that other people have no opinions, Qian Duoduo also thinks, anyway, it's all out, big health care can't be done, it's not too much to have a massage, anyway, it's not **, so I agreed.
In this way, our Qian Daxian Master, spent 1,000 yuan, and after being hammered and kicked by an old demon woman for forty minutes, his back hurt, his body was purple and blue, and he limped back home.
Looking up to the sky without tears, comrades, Qian Duoduo cursed with tears streaming down his face, the aunt who was not skilled in business but greedy for an extra 200 yuan was not authentic, while sighing, prostitution to such a level, the prostitution world can be compared with Huang Haibo, 'Xue Manzi' and the like.
Lying on the bed, I recalled my two prostitution journeys, the first time, I was half-paralyzed by a group of little Japanese. The second time, I was bruised all over my body by an aunt. Could it be that he was born with a tall existence like a brothel, and he recoiled? In this way, Qian Duoduo fell asleep in a daze while he was thinking wildly.
Early the next morning, after Qian Duoduo finished breakfast outside, he took out Chen Chuchu's number and dialed it, and as soon as he connected it, Chen Chuchu's magnetic voice containing excitement came out of his mobile phone: "Oh, it's Qian Gongzi?" I haven't called my sister for so long, have you forgotten my sister? ”
"Oh, really, hearing your voice, my injuries on my body are half healed, brother." Qian Duoduo said with a relaxed expression.
"What's wrong? Are you hurt? ”
This greeting directly evoked Qian Duoduo's painful memories, and he whispered in a melancholy tone: "Don't you know what crime I suffered last night...... Balabala......"
"Hahahahaha."
After talking about last night's tragic encounter, the laughter on the other party's side never stopped, and finally under the threat of Qian Duoduo's fierce voice, Chen Chuchu panted and smiled: "Giggles, it's not that I have no conscience, giggles, it's really my brother you deserve it, giggles, it's not good to find a girlfriend, you run to such a dirty place, giggles, fortunately, it's just a little bit of flesh and skin, if you accidentally get any disease that starts with the word love, haha, it's time for you to cry." Giggles, gurgles. Before he could finish speaking, there was another burst of fierce laughter.
"Giggles, you think you're an old hen laying eggs? What's so funny? Besides, didn't I do it all because of you women? Qian Duoduo retorted indignantly.
"Oh? If you go to prostitution, how can you blame us women? The little woman would like to hear her brother's high talk. Chen Chuchu's puzzled and ridiculous voice came from there.
Qian Duoduo raised his head and said into the phone: "Look, do you women have such a saying, what is it called, 'When a man is rich, he becomes bad?'" ’。 ”
"Yes."
Qian Duoduo slapped his thigh and shouted: "Ah, you all say that men have become bad when they are rich, who will become bad if I don't become bad?" How much does that disappoint you women's love for me? ”
"Hahaha, no, I have a stomachache to death, and it is the first time I found my brother that you are so humorous, oh mom, laugh at me, you are so cute."
Qian Duoduo, as a senior prostitute of the two Qinglou, heard Chen Chuchu's prodigal laughter at this time, and suddenly said in his head: "Oh, what's the use of being cute?" It's not about doing it. Love, huh? My sister has always loved me, otherwise, my virginity would be dedicated to my sister. ”
When Chen Chuchu heard this, his voice suddenly changed to a tone, and he scolded with a smile: "Oh, you little thing, you dare to tease your sister, phew, don't look at your sister and I are beautiful, with a convex and backward figure, but people are really good women, you are not allowed to think about it." ”
Phew, open your own dog's eyes and see, which word in this sentence can reflect the word 'good family'? I think it's about the same as the Lang family. Qian Duoduo, who was like a cat's claw in his heart, pretended to be deep and said: "Uh, in this way, it seems that I am self-inflicted, I thought that the person who understood me in the world was my sister, so I wanted to kiss my sister Fangze, and I also wanted to give my sister a business of 400 catties of gold, but unfortunately, ......"
A piercing eardrum-piercing voice came out of the microphone: "Four. White. Catty. Yellow. Gold? Brother, you didn't lie to me? ”
The heavy wheezing sound made Qian Duoduo, who was thousands of miles away, smell the toothy fragrance of the orchid exhaled from Chen Chuchu's mouth, closed his eyes, and said in a shy, thief: "Oh, my sister is so smart, I know that my brother is lying to you when I hear it." ”
A big gasp came from the phone: "You little thing knows ......"
"To be exact, it should be four hundred and forty-eight pounds......"
"Uh......" Chen Chuchu, who was interrupted by Qian Duoduo's words, let out an unconscious moan, and the next moment, a coquettish and sweet tone came over: "Where is my brother now?" I'll be there soon, and I think we should have a good talk......"
“o… k。 ”