Text Chapter 61, release cannons, release disasters
Wang Lang saw Dezi standing there stunned and his tears were gone, and he was also frightened by Dezi, and hurriedly ran over and said to Dezi
"Dezi, Dezi, what's wrong with you? What are you crying about? ”
Dezi knew that Wang Lang was talking to him, but the voice Dezi heard was so small and pitiful that he couldn't hear what the sound was, so he suddenly despaired, crying and talking
"Young master, it's over, Dezi can't hear anything, Dezi hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet."
Wang Lang was by Dezi. kicked Tokuko in the ass, and yelled in Tokuko's ear angrily
"Okay, don't cry, isn't it just tinnitus, it'll be fine in a while."
When Dezi heard this, he immediately stopped crying and whispered
"Young Master, really? It'll be fine in a while. ”
Wang Lang nodded definitely, and Dezi was a little relieved, at this time, all the maids and servants in a group of mansions were gathered here, and they were all attracted by the sudden explosion just now. At this time, Huan'er said in surprise
"Dezi, what are you doing with a piece of bamboo in the back?"
Dezi has recovered a little at this time, listening to Huan'er say this, he also feels that his ass is hot, and he carefully touches his ass, and sure enough, a hard thing is inserted into his ass, Dezi oops, and immediately lay down, lying on the ground and humming, as if he had a broken arm and leg, Wang Lang was already angry with Dezi, and now he couldn't cry or laugh when he saw Dezi like this, and stretched out his hand to pull out the piece of bamboo on Dezi's ass. Tokuko sighed again and jumped up. looked at Wang Lang very resentfully.
Wang Lang said with a bamboo slice
"I'm a good one, a weapon of mass destruction."
Wang Lang felt the resentment from Dezi, and coughed and said
"Well, Dezi, you go back and rest first. Take good care of your injuries, and your salary will double this month. ”
Dezi immediately smiled, and then Dezi was stunned again, and then ran into the house ecstatically and said
"I'm not deaf, I'm not deaf, I can marry a daughter-in-law."
Everyone looked at the crazy Dezi, and for a while, Wang Lang pulled Uncle Fu and said
"Uncle Fu, should we find a Lang Zhong for Dezi to see?"
Uncle Fu shook his head and said seriously
"It's okay, it'll be fine in a few days. It's scared. I'll be fine after a few days. ”
Wang Lang nodded and asked again
"Uncle Fu, what does deafness have to do with marrying a daughter-in-law?"
Uncle Fu shook his head and said
"I don't know, why don't I go back and ask?"
Wang Lang shook his head and before Wang Lang could speak, Huan'er, who was standing on the side, said
"Second Young Master, do you still have that thing to do?"
Wang Lang looked at Huan'er curiously and said
"How dare you put that kind of thing? You see that Dezi's skin is rough and thick, and the flesh is injured, you thin skin and tender meat, tsk......"
Huan'er said embarrassedly
"No, Second Young Master, it's this thing that makes people excited. It's good if you can't let other people in the house put it away. ”
Wang Lang looked at the people around him, and looked at the excited looks in everyone's eyes, Wang Lang said
"Good, good. Can't I do it? However, let's say okay, I won't let it go, young master, and whoever of you likes to let it go. ”
Everyone nodded in unison, and Wang Lang made more than a dozen according to the proportion just now, this time the thinnest one was as thick as two thumbs, and the corresponding gunpowder left outside was longer, which was also to ensure the personal safety of the family In Wang Lang's words
"Since it's our family's family, we must protect it. It's all cheap labor. ”
Uncle Fu, an old and strong guy, volunteered to light the fire, Wang Lang looked at Uncle Fu who was walking slowly, and there was a sad scene of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone". After that, I heard a banging sound in front of the palace. The maids of the palace all screamed excitedly, and the surrounding neighbors also heard the roar like thunder, and they all surrounded them curiously.
The maids of the palace looked at them curiously when they saw so many people, and they all raised their heads proudly, as if they were the ones who fired the cannons, and they were the ones who made the cannons. Wang Lang, who was watching, was helpless, and just when everyone was excited, Zhao Jian came over with a team of people. The city guard said as he walked along
"Get out of the way, the city guards will handle the case."
Wang Lang looked at Zhao Jian curiously, and Zhao Jian hurriedly walked over and whispered
"I said Wei Fang, did you make this movement?"
Wang Lang pointed to the place where Uncle Fu had just fired the cannon, Zhao Jian nodded, and Wang Lang said
"It's just to make some firecrackers, add a little festivity, and just have fun."
Zhao Jian said with a wry smile
"Wei Fang, you call that a firecracker? Even His Majesty was alarmed. Just play, Your Majesty asked me to see what was going on. Wei Fang, going on a trip with my brother? ”
Wang Lang felt that it was nothing, so he nodded, and then said to Uncle Fu
"Uncle Fu, that, I'll go to the Chengwei Mansion with Brother Zhao, you and my father will talk about it."
Uncle Fu nodded, but his eyes were very anxious, the young master was taken to the Chengwei Mansion, which is a big deal. turned around and hurriedly walked to the house, apparently to report to Wang Gui.
Zhao Jian saw that Uncle Fu handed over the firecrackers in his hand to a family member, Zhao Jian was also very curious about the firecrackers, and he also pulled Wei Fang, who was leaving, and said
"Wei Fang, bring a few with you the one you made, brother, and I'm not on an errand."
Wei Fang said generously
"No problem. That, that who, you give me what you have in your hand. ”
The famous Ding honestly handed over the firecrackers to Wang Lang, and Wang Lang went to the Chengwei Mansion with Zhao Qian. When he arrived at the Chengwei Mansion, Wang Lang saw the two Uncle Zhao drinking tea together. Zhao Jian said with a fist
"Your Majesty, Father, it was Brother Wei Fang who made the loud noise. It also brought something that made a loud noise. ”
As he spoke, he put things on the table for the two of them
His Majesty's uncle looked at the firecrackers for a long time before looking at Wang Lang, and His Majesty's uncle said to Wang Lang with a smile
"Can't you kid be quiet for a while? Don't you like that the time you have been closed for too short? ”
Wang Lang scratched his head and said
"Isn't this the New Year? Let's get some firecrackers. ”
Uncle Tianxiong also took it curiously and said
"Boy Wang, can this little thing move so much?"
Wang Lang nodded, looking at Uncle Tianxiong, he obviously didn't believe it. Uncle Tianxiong said contemptuously
"Lao Zhao, I can't do it, this thing has such a big movement. Go to the backyard and give it a try. ”
Uncle Zhao was obviously also very interested, and although he didn't speak, he took the lead and was the first to go out. When he arrived in the backyard, Uncle Tianxiong chose the thickest one and handed it to Wang Lang, Wang Lang added another meter according to the length of the lead just now, who let our great Uncle Zhao be here. For the sake of Uncle Zhao's safety, let's be careful. Then Wang Lang took the incense and walked up to Uncle Tianxiong and said
"Uncle, come back quickly, this thing ......"
Before Wang Lang could finish speaking, Uncle Tianxiong waved his hand impatiently and said
"Okay, okay, I got it. You weren't born when Lao Tzu went to war. ”
Wang Lang thought maliciously in his heart
"Can this be the same as going to war? This is a thermal weapon. ”
Uncle Zhao stood at the front of the house and watched Zhao Tianxiong light the fuse, although Zhao Tianxiong said so, but immediately ran back after igniting it. Like Uncle Zhao, he didn't enter the house, but Wang Lang pulled Zhao Jian into the house, just when Zhao Jian was puzzled, he heard a voice much louder than just now, Wang Lang and Zhao Jian swallowed a mouthful of spit at the same time, and when Wang Lang and Zhao Jian stretched out their heads to look out, they saw the two uncles standing in front of the door in a daze, and His Majesty's uncle was still dragging the beard that had just been torn off.
Wang Lang stepped forward and patted the two Uncle Zhao, and the two Uncle Zhao came back to their senses in an instant. The two of them looked at Wang Lang viciously and said
"Boy, who else knows about this thing?"
Wang Lang was startled by the fierce eyes of the two men, and said with a shrunk neck
"As far as the little nephew himself knows."
His Majesty's Uncle nodded with satisfaction and said
"Very well, give me the recipe for this thing tomorrow. If you dare to leak it out, hum, I'll open your ass. ”
Wang Lang really didn't understand the formula that even elementary school students would know in later generations, why the two Uncle Zhao looked at it so important. Although he was disdainful in his heart, he was still very respectful on the surface. Both uncles were shrewd men, and when they came back to their senses, they thought of the military use of this thing. What a big killer this would be if it was really put to good use. That's why I attach so much importance to it.