Chapter 43: Two Mistakes

Inside Hancheng's camp! Zhang Yun and Zhang Liang are running one after the other, constantly running wild in the camp! As long as everyone who sees it pays attention! I don't know what kind of trouble this master and servant duo is making today?

After chasing for a long time, Zhang Liang finally had no physical strength, and stopped in place and bowed down to breathe! "Emma! Uh~~Tired~~ I'm tired of Lao Tzu! "Childe! I can't run anymore! “

Zhang Liang looked at Zhang Yun when he heard the sound, and saw that although his breathing was a little short, there was no tiredness on his face at all! There was no interval between the words just now! I can't help but be even more angry! "You little turtle calf! Are you tired?! You say it yourself, this is the first time you've been! That's it for the first few times! But this time...... I...... I'll kill you! The more Zhang Liang spoke, the more angry he became, and he wanted to get up and catch up! However, his physical strength has really reached the limit, and his legs are like stone pillars, and he can't move at all!

Zhang Yun saw that Gongzi really couldn't catch up with him, and he was really a little angry! Hurriedly ran to Childe's side with an apologetic face and said, "Childe! Hack me to death! I really damn it! It was a big deal for this son to continue the incense for the Zhang family, but I repeatedly obstructed it, and I felt that I deserved to die! “

Hearing Zhang Yun's words, Zhang Liang's anger had already disappeared by half, and he said sharply to him: "Get out!" Don't pretend to be garlic --- my daffodils don't bloom! “

Seeing that Childe didn't make a move, Zhang Yun hurriedly whispered: "Childe! I know I'm wrong, but I can make amends! "Make it up? How do you make up for it?! After Zhang Liang listened to the other party's words, his curiosity rose!

I saw Zhang Yun smile slightly, put his mouth close to Gongzi's ear and whispered: "Lord Han asked you to go, I have already listened, it seems that I want to ask you to buy food!" Although there is still food and grass in the army, it is still necessary to take precautions for the long run, and in the last homeless incident, there are not many medicinal materials in the army! Here's the chance! You can go with the lady! Everything is arranged by me Zhang Yun! “

I have to say that Zhang Yun's words have come to Zhang Liang's heart! This buying food and medicine is not as dangerous as the march, so naturally you can go with Shu'er! This is at least a few days back and forth, and it makes sense to stay outside! Lonely men and widows, and they are concubines, naturally anything will happen! Thinking of this, Zhang Liang almost burst out happy! But he only dared to believe half of Zhang Yun's words, after all, he had lost countless times by eating him!

Zhang Yun saw that Childe smiled slightly, and then stared at him with slightly questioning eyes, and immediately understood Childe's worries! He continued in a low voice: "Childe~~ I can go to the city market first to arrange." Let's just go to the path! You and the lady walk slowly, arrive at about dark, I will arrange the inn accommodation in advance, and I will have my own way to let the two of you live in the same room! "Really?" Zhang Liang is still a little skeptical, but he thinks Zhang Yun's strategy is still feasible!

Zhang Yun made an OK gesture, which was also taught by Zhang Liang! Seeing that he was full of confidence, Zhang Liang hummed lightly, nodded his head, and decided to give it a try! The good things that were disturbed in the past are gone!

Zhang Liang then found Han Cheng! Everything is as Zhang Yun said, Han Cheng hopes that he can buy food and medicine, and as for his cavalry, it will be led by Wang Fang for the time being! Zhang Liang naturally agreed, but how to make Shu'er walk with him has become a headache!

Seeing that he hesitated slightly, Han Cheng opened his mouth and asked, "Ovary! Isn't there something unspeakable?! “

Zhang Liang hesitated for a long time before slowly replying: "My lord! It is my duty to buy food and medicine, but Zhang Yun and I are not good at it! Regardless of the quality of the grain and rice, they know me about the medicinal herbs alone, but I don't know them! “

When Han Cheng heard this, he immediately said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about this, I have already thought about it, I originally planned for Shu'er to purchase medicines, and she has studied medicines, but I have always been worried about the inconvenience of her going alone, so I thought of you!" With you with me, I am naturally relieved! This time, you, Shu'er and Zhang Yun will go, how about it?! “

What a thought! I want to breastfeed my mother! Like his mother's family, his uncle is here! Zhang Liang is afraid that he is going to jump high happily at the moment! But on the surface, he did ask with a look of doubt, "Is this appropriate?" My lord! ”

Han Cheng looked at Zhang Liang with some disdain in his eyes! He replied to him, "Okay! I've got it! "Words and eyes are like saying: Don't pretend to be a wolf with a big tail! You're looking forward to it, aren't you?!

Looking at Han Cheng's expression, Zhang Liang also knew that the drama couldn't be too much! Hurriedly replied: "Your Excellency has thought it through, and everything will be done according to your wishes!" ”

After everything was agreed, Zhang Liang arranged for Zhang Yun to return to the camp and told the sergeants to follow Wang Fang in unison! Then he sent people to bring more grain and grass to the king's place! When Zhang Yun came back, the two rested in the Hancheng camp for a day! On the second day, I set off with Han Shu!

The three of them are all dressed up, after all, he Zhang Liang is now a "celebrity"! Han Shu is even dressed in men's clothes, and she is a handsome boy! In Zhang Liang's eyes, there is a special flavor, I can't wait for the sun to be beaten down now, and the two of them hurry up to check into the inn!

Just half a day after leaving the camp, Zhang Yun said to the two: "Son! Miss! Even fast horses can't buy today! Why don't I go to the city first, just in case! You two go slowly! When you arrive, I'll arrange your accommodation! How about making it convenient for us to purchase tomorrow?! ”

After hearing this, Zhang Liang pretended to think, and then commanded him: "That's good! You must pay attention to the movements in the city, although the city we are going to is not guarded by too many Qin troops, but we still have to be more careful! Do you understand? There is also the problem of accommodation, which is also a big deal, don't let us be rounded by others! “

Only Zhang Yun can understand his off-string sound! To Han Shu, it sounds like just a general advice!

Zhang Yun nodded and replied, "Don't worry, son!" I'll do it! “

After Zhang Yun left, Zhang Liang and Shu'er walked slowly on the forest path! Zhang Liang looked at Han Shu's mount, and asked as he walked with a lost face: "Shu'er, why do you want to learn to ride a horse?!"

Han Shu didn't understand what he meant, so he could only ask back puzzledly: "I learned to ride a horse just to make it easier to travel~ What's wrong?" Isn't that good?! “

I saw Zhang Liang hanging his head and muttering to himself: "Of course it's not good, you learn to ride a horse, why can we ride the same horse again?" How can I take advantage of you again? How "Ma Zhen"? “

At this moment, he said this neatly and generously, without pretentiousness! Han Shuzhen didn't know whether to cry or laugh! Fortunately, there are only the two of them, if there are still others, I am afraid that Han Shu will be completely faceless! But even if it was just him, Han Shu still didn't know how to deal with his words, especially that "Ma Zhen"! Not only does it make people think about it, but they also have some expectations for it! (Who doesn't love difficult moves?!) Hey, hey, hey, hey) can only scold: "Shock you big-headed ghost!" Don't forget, I'm a man now, if you speak lightly like this, beware of being heard, when the time comes, it will be exposed, I have you good-looking!"

"People?" Zhang Liang kept looking around on horseback, pretending to look around! "Where? Who's there? “

Han Shu was powerless to reprimand him for his actions! Just choose to ignore it! Let him play treasure alone!

Seeing that Han Shu had no longer cared about herself, Zhang Liang simply played the moth to the end! shouted loudly: "I'm going to overlord the bow now!" Let's take a look!! “

Before he could finish speaking, four or five strong men suddenly ran out of the forest, holding sharp blades in the middle of the road!

Zhang Liang was startled when he saw it, and immediately scolded softly: "! There are really people! “

Han Shu was also taken aback, and after seeing the number of the other party, she teased at Zhang Liang: "Don't you want to be an overlord?" Here's your chance! ”

When Zhang Liang heard this, he secretly said in his heart: I am also on you as an overlord! What are these people doing?! Zhang Yun, this little bastard, is really good! The pathfinder was stunned that he didn't find them! Was it really attracted by the shouting he just had?

The strong man who was in the way saw that the two did not panic, but still laughed as usual! Suddenly a little annoyed! The first one immediately said to the two, "Damn! Do you really think there are women?! It turned out to be two Longyang men! I passed by just now, and I ran over directly before the brothers could react! You two hurry up and hand over your belongings, and your uncle will spare you from death! I'm sick to see you!! “

It turned out to be a robbery, and Zhang Liang was immediately happy! I had nothing to do to rob Qin Jun, but this time I actually let my family rob me! Listening to the other party's words just now, he immediately shook his head and said, "Wrong! You're wrong! “

The robber was stunned for a moment and looked at Zhang Liang for a long time! Then he asked, "! What's wrong? “

Zhang Liang stretched out his index and middle fingers unhurriedly and replied: "You have two mistakes!" “

The more the robber listened, the more confused he became, but he still listened patiently to Zhang Liang's words! "First! Your robbery language is very unrepresentative and has no deterrent effect! How can others fear and value you? “

Although the robber leader didn't understand everything, he felt that Zhang Liang had a little sense, and then asked, "Damn! So what should Lao Tzu say? “

I saw Zhang Liang straighten his waist, his eyebrows were cold, and he put on a robber's posture and said, "I drove this road!" I planted this tree! To live from now on; Leave to buy road money!! Half a tooth no, the head falls off! Uncle just kills it, no matter how !! bury it “

After listening to it, the robbers were all whispering and repeating it, and they just felt that this passage was very catchy! Immediately overjoyed, the robber leader blurted out, "Damn! Good! That's what Lao Tzu said in the future! A minion behind him suddenly lowered his eyebrows and asked Zhang Liang, "What about the second mistake!?" “

This question amused Han Shu! This is Zhang Liang deliberately playing with them! They took it seriously!

The leader of the robbers was even more furious, and he raised his foot and kicked the questioning minion, scolding in his mouth: "Damn!! You don't have to be a robber anymore!! So studious, go teach! ”

The minions were kicked and quickly apologized with a smiling face, for fear of offending the boss again! It's funny! But Zhang Liang had a straight face, frowned, and said to the robber leader: "He has a studious heart, how can you be so strangled!" The world-famous Zhuangzi also talked about the way of robbers! Guess how much money the other party has, that is called "saint"! The first person to rush in is called "Yong"! The last one to withdraw is called "righteousness"! Judge whether it can be successfully called "wisdom"! After the robbery is successful, the equal division of property is called "benevolence"! Only with these qualities can you be called a thief! ”

The robbers were already fascinated by the moment, and it was a long time before another minion whispered to the boss, "Boss! He said you don't seem to have any of these! “

When the robber heard this, he immediately became furious, and beat the person who spoke, but fortunately his subordinates stopped and dissuaded him! But he was still angry, and turned to look at Zhang Liang, as if he wanted to vent on him!

Without waiting for the robber to speak, Zhang Liang continued to himself: "Your second mistake is blindness! As soon as he finished speaking, he grabbed Han Shu and hugged him into his arms and kissed him! Han Shu was suddenly arrested, and he was forcibly kissed in front of everyone, although it was not the first time that the two were intimate, but they were still a little shy, plus the incident happened suddenly, only to hear Han Shujiao exhale: "Ah~~~"

The robbers were all staring at the two people on the horse, and the robber leader was even more surprised! This shout is clearly a female voice! It was a long time before one of the robbers reminded, "Boss!! That's a woman!! “