Chapter 173 Pulling out the weeping willows

Lu Zhishen walked and watched, and when he slowly paced here, he heard the sound of laughter at the courtyard gate, and when he looked up, he saw more than 30 splashers, holding some fruit boxes and wine gifts, and walked over.

Walked to the manure tank and stood together, and the guy at the head hugged his fist at Lu Zhishen and said: "I heard that the master is a new abbot, and our neighbors are here to congratulate and congratulate." Please take care of me in the future. ”

Lu Zhishen could think that people's hearts were sinister, and these ruffians were here to calculate themselves, so he hurriedly walked over and said, "Since you are neighbors, thank you, thank you." ”

The short-tailed dog Li Si and the green-skinned snake Zhang San bowed when they saw Lu Zhishen coming over.

Lu Zhishen took two steps forward, and was just about to reach out to help these two up, when his heart suddenly became vigilant: "No, these guys are not indiscriminate, and they are not a good thing at first glance." Moreover, to give this great gift to a monk I met for the first time, I am afraid that there is no good intention, or it is better to be careful. ”

Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen took a few steps forward, Zhang San and Li Si saw that the fat monk was already approaching the edge of the manure tank, and exchanged glances with each other, one to hug Lu Zhishen's left foot, and the other to hug Lu Zhishen's right foot.

didn't wait for these two ruffians to get close to him, only to hear Lu Zhishen yelling: "Give it to me!" Raising his left foot, he kicked Li Si into the dung pit with a "Teng" click.

Zhang San saw that the big thing was not good, and just wanted to stand up and run away, Lu Zhishen's right foot had already kicked over like lightning, only to hear a "porphyr" sound, and Zhang San fell backwards into the manure tank.

The more than 30 ruffians who were standing next to them and waiting to see the excitement turned their heads and were about to run, Lu Zhishen shouted: "Stop! The men stood there in fright.

Lu Zhishen said again: "I look at the one who dares to run, if anyone dares to run, let you go into the manure tank to take a bath one by one." ”

These ruffians were so frightened that they didn't dare to move.

At this time, I saw Zhang San and Li Si floating up and down in the manure tank, their heads full of feces and maggots shouting: "Master spare us, spare us." ”

Lu Zhishen shouted to those ruffians: "You straight thieves, what are you doing there, hurry up and get those two dog things." ”

Those ruffians hurriedly took sticks and stretched branches to pull Zhang San and Li Si up from the manure tank.

The two guys were so smoked with feces that they stood on the edge of the manure pit and retched with their mouths wide open.

Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Haha, don't be disgusting here, hurry up and find a place to wash." ”

Zhang San and Li Si hurriedly ran to the edge of the pool, threw off the stinky clothes on their bodies, took off a few buckets of water, poured them up, and rinsed them seven or eight times in a row, and then changed into the clothes that others took off, and ran to Lu Zhishen with a fart, and knelt down on the ground with a poofa: "Thank you master for your mercy." ”

Lu Zhishen waved his hand and said, "Get up, everyone go to the shed in front, I have something to ask you." Everyone followed Lu Zhishen to the shed, Lu Zhishen pulled a stool and sat down, pointed to the ruffians around him and said: "Say, who are you dogs, who dare to run to my vegetable garden to tease the Sprinkle family?" ”

Zhang San and Li Si hurriedly took the lead and knelt on the ground.

Li Si said pitifully: "Master, the villains live here and only rely on gambling to make a living. Because there is no work to do, the villains often come here to steal some fruits and vegetables to exchange for money, this vegetable garden is our food and clothing, we can't help the money in the Daxiangguo Temple, and we can't send a few bald donkeys to make us afraid......"

Lu Zhishen glared and said, "Hmph! Who is a bald donkey? ”

Frightened, Li Si hurriedly snorted and said, "Master, master, I am talking about those monks of Daxiangguo Temple, not your old man." ”

Zhang Sanyi pulled Li Si and said, "If you can't speak, don't speak, stay there." ”

Zhang San knelt there with a smile and said, "Master, that kid Li Si can't speak, so he makes your old man angry." Master, where are you from, how come I have never seen you before. You can also get it, Li Si and I don't know what's going on, so we were kicked into the big dung pit by you, master, we are convinced, and everything will be up to you in the future. ”

Lu Zhishen said: "The Sprinkle family is the pre-official of the old breed of Yan'an Mansion in Guanxi. Just to kill a lot of people, so I am willing to become a monk, I came to this Daxiangguo Temple from the Jinxiu Peak of Wutai Mountain, I wanted to mix a ministry monk to do it, but I didn't expect the Zhiqing Elder of Daxiangguo Temple to not open his face, and sent me here to see the vegetable garden. The common surname of the Sprinkle family is Lu, and the legal name is Zhishen. What are the more than 30 of you, even in the midst of thousands of troops, I dare to kill back and forth. ”

Zhang Sandao: "It turns out that the master is an officer, otherwise he has such a ability." ”

At this time, Li Si stepped forward and said: "Master, since this is the case, isn't there such a saying, called not to fight and not to know each other, we can also be regarded as acquaintances, from tomorrow we will all take turns to sit in the village and invite the master to drink." ”

Early the next morning, sure enough, these people came again, bought ten bottles of wine, led a pig, and came to the shed in the vegetable garden.

Drinking must be happy, these ruffians, when they see Lu Zhishen so honest and approachable, they all dance happily, some sing, some talk, some clapp, and some laugh.

Everyone was eating and drinking there lively, when they heard crows "croaking" outside the shed. Everyone gritted their teeth and stomped their feet, "Bah! The mouth goes to the sky, and the white tongue goes to the ground. ”

Lu Zhishen put down the wine bowl and said inexplicably: "What are you doing there by gritting your teeth and stomping your feet?" ”

Everyone said: "The old crow is screaming, afraid of having a tongue." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Where did this old crow come from!" ”

One of those people laughed and said, "There is a new crow's nest in the poplar tree in the corner. Call from morning to night every day. It's annoying. ”

Zhang San said: "Brothers! Hurry up and find a ladder to go up and tear down the crow's nest. ”

A few ruffians responded, "Let's go." ”

Lu Zhishen took advantage of the wine, and also came outside, and when he looked up, there was an old crow's nest on the green poplar tree. An old crow watched the crowd under the tree, and even more "quacked" and screamed happily, as if it was demonstrating to everyone.

Zhang San scolded and said, "Why hasn't the ladder been moved yet?" ”

Li Sidao: "It still takes so much effort, watch me climb up and dismantle the bird's nest." As he spoke, he spat two mouthfuls of spit into the palm of his hand, and was about to climb up with his hands around the trunk.

Lu Zhishen stood there and looked at it, "Li Si, you wait first." As he spoke, he walked to the tree, took off his monk's robes, turned his right hand down, turned his body upside down, but pulled his left hand up, and shouted: "Get up! "Straighten up your waist and uproot the green poplar tree.

Those ruffians fell to the ground together: "The master is really a god!" It's the real Arhat body! Without tens of millions of pounds of strength, how can you uproot a tree with a thick bowl mouth! ”

Lu Zhishen said: "What's so great about this. Tomorrow, all of you will come and see the Sprinkle family to perform the military envoy equipment. ”

Since the day of the fight, these more than 30 ruffians have admired Lu Zhishen even more, and they have brought wine and meat to invite Lu Zhishen every day to watch him perform martial arts.

After seven or eight days in a row, Lu Zhi pondered deeply: "I'm not embarrassed to eat their wine and food every day, and the Sprinkle family will also invite them back today, which makes people respect me a foot, and I respect people." ”

On this day, Lu Zhishen took out ten taels of silver and instructed the Taoist who farmed: "You don't have to farm today, just go to the city to buy some fruits, three loads of water and wine, kill a pig, and a sheep." ”

Before noon, the Taoist hired a donkey cart to pull those things back, Lu Zhishen spread a reed mat under the green locust tree in the courtyard, and invited the more than 30 ruffians to pour wine in large bowls, cut meat in large pieces,

When the wine was excited, everyone said: "In the past few days, everyone has only seen the master practice his strength, and he has never seen the master practice weapons. How about opening our eyes today? ”

Lu Zhishen's wine was drunk on Xing's head, and he happily responded: "Okay, the Sprinkle family will rehearse it for you to see!" ”

As he spoke, he went to the room and took out the water mill, the wind, and the iron Zen staff.

Everyone saw that this Zen stick was more than five feet long from head to tail and weighed sixty-two pounds. Everyone was speechless, and they all said: "The arms are not the size of a buffalo, how can they move." ”

Lu Zhishen took the Zen staff and said, "Everyone is optimistic!" As he spoke, he moved violently, up and down his body, dancing lights and shadows flashed, and he couldn't even splash water.

The crowd cheered loudly: "Good! ”

Lu Zhishen was playing handy, only to see a famous person dressed in an officer's costume outside the wall cheering: "Really good!" Lu Zhishen heard it, put away his hand, followed the sound and looked over, looking at the officer's leopard head and eyes, swallow jaw and tiger whiskers, eight-foot long and short figure, and about thirty years old.

Know! This is a platoon of the 800,000 forbidden army that he visited when he first came to Bianliang, Tokyo eight years ago, called Lin Chong, the head of the leopard, and is the apprentice of his life-saving benefactor Zhou Kui Zhou Old Hero.

Although Lu Zhishen recognized Lin Chong, Lin Chong did not recognize Lu Zhishen.

Lin Chong would never have dreamed that Luda, who defeated the Liao State Yulu Yongshan back then, would become a monk.

Today's Lin Chong is not what it used to be, Lin Chong is now the head of the 800,000 forbidden army.

Lin Chong didn't recognize Lu Zhishen as the Luda of the year, and still stood on the wall and cheered there: "Okay, good!" This master's staff technique is really good. ”

Lu Zhishen put down his Zen staff and walked over and said, "Brother Lin, don't you really recognize me Luda?" ”

Lin Chong rubbed his eyes and said in surprise: "Yes, sure enough, it's Brother Luda, why are you here, how did I hear that you died on the battlefield of the Northwest Border Pass." (To be continued.) )