Hehe laughed, Zhang Mingwei said just now: "I haven't robbed food with wild dogs, and we have strong bones, and we have also learned martial arts. Once, I was hungry for several days, and I didn't even have the strength to walk, and I thought, ah, don't look for starvation anymore, die early and be relieved, but at this time, guess what I saw? ”

Without waiting for everyone to answer, Zhang Mingwei had already screamed out and said, "Dog, a wild dog." You don't know, I was so excited at that time, I don't know where I got the strength to run over, and I was still wondering if I was eating stewed or roasted, and my saliva was pouring out. ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Mingwei licked his lips with his tongue, and then said: "However, when I ran to him, I was dumbfounded, it was not a dog at all, it was a wolf, it was a fucking wolf thinner than a wild dog." It's funny to say, there were so many people in the disaster at that time that everyone ate everything they could eat. It's a shame that a wolf is hungrier than a dog, almost skinny and bones. ”

Thinking of the scene at that time, Zhang Mingwei shook his head and smiled, and continued: "Seeing me, a big living person, the wild wolf's eyes are also shining, green and faint, obviously trying to take me to eat, which really scared me. I was a little scared to look at a hungry wolf, I didn't have any strength at all, and I didn't have a stick in my hand. ”

"At that time, I thought that it is not time to starve to death, but if we die at the hands of a wolf, it will be too bad. So, I decided to give it a fight and see if it ate me or if I took him alive. In this way, I pounced, and finally, I was scratched on the chest, and there were two rows of tooth marks on my arms. Speaking of this, Zhang Mingwei rolled up his arms and sleeves to reveal two rows of clear tooth marks.

Grinning, Zhang Mingwei continued: "After killing the wolf, I walked on the ground and laughed, still holding the dead wolf in my arms, just like holding my mother-in-law, no, my mother-in-law doesn't have any wild wolf relatives, haha......"

In Zhang Mingwei's laughter, everyone also laughed, but Zhang Mingwei continued: "However, guess what happened? ”

Looking at Zhang Mingwei, Yang Guang opened his mouth and said, "What, Brother Zhang, do you really use the wild wolf as a mother-in-law?" That's disgusting! ”

With Yang Guang's suppressed voice and surprised expression, the laughter that Li Dazhuang and Zhu Laosan had just stopped sounded again, and it became louder and louder, even Zhang Mingwei couldn't help laughing. As for Chu Haoyu, after glancing at a few people, his eyes were on the fire again, and a fiery red was reflected in his black and white eyes.

finally stopped laughing, Zhang Mingwei glared at Yang Guang, and shouted: "Go, go, why are you so disgusting, you are still full of poetry and books!" While speaking, Zhang Mingwei even took a piece of wood and threw it over.

Catching the wood, Yang Guang hurriedly said: "Okay, good, good, I can't make it if I'm wrong." Brother Zhao, what's wrong with you? ”

Thinking of the scene at that time, Zhang Mingwei laughed again, opened his mouth and said: "When I was happy, I actually laughed and dropped my jaw, and my chin was dislocated, haha......"

In the midst of everyone's laughter, Mao Yanqing, a thin monkey who approached, shouted, "What are you laughing at? So happy. ”

Before everyone could answer, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing continued: "It was too cold, and there was nothing nearby, so I found two litters of hares, but Huotou caught a few fish in the river, and we have fresh fish soup to drink tonight." ”

Seeing the fish, Yang Guang's eyes lit up, and he ran to the side of the fire head Zhao with a smoke, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhao, I'll give you a shot." ”

Walking to the fire, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing put a hare on a wooden stick and asked, "Chief, what are you laughing at?" I'm happy to say it. ”

Taking the wooden stick handed by the thin monkey, Liu Dazhuang smiled honestly and said, "The dog head told a joke just now, and I want to ask him." Give, Xiao Song. While speaking, Liu Dazhuang handed the wooden stick to Chu Haoyu.

Looking at the hare on the stick, Chu Haoyu didn't stretch out his hand, and said lightly: "I won't." ”

Before Li Dazhuang could speak, the thin monkey Mao Yan snorted coldly and shouted, "It's really a son!" ”

"Skinny Monkey, what do you say?" With a shout, Li Dazhuang said to Chu Haoyu: "It's okay, as long as it's cooked." ”

Seeing Chu Haoyu stretching out his hand, Zhang Mingwei chuckled lightly and said, "Xiao Song, let's go on." We're going to have to eat this thing for a while, so it's better to learn it early. ”

At this moment, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing handed Zhang Mingwei a wooden stick with a hare on it, and said at the same time: "But isn't it, let's go to war, clothes to reach out for food to open your mouth is not applicable here, learn it early so that you won't drag others down." ”

Glaring at the thin monkey, Li Dazhuang shouted: "Thin monkey, you can't shut up!" Xiao Song just came, and he has to take care of the ......" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Chu Haoyu.

Taking the wooden stick in Li Dazhuang's hand, Chu Haoyu opened his mouth and said, "I'll come." ”

Seeing Chu Haoyu put the hare on the fire, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing pursed his lips but didn't say anything more, and Ma Lu roasted the remaining few hares after dressing them.

At this moment, Huotou Zhao has already dug a big pit, and with the stones brought by Yang Guang, a simple pot table is so ready.

Looking at the few fat fish in the pot, the smile on Yang Guang's face was even worse, and he ran to the fire and stuffed a pile of firewood under the stove, but the firehead Zhao said: "Yang Guang, you look first, there are a lot of fish in the river, and they are also fat, I will catch a few more and eat them tomorrow." ”

"Okay, Brother Zhao, don't worry, it's absolutely no problem with me Yang Guang here." In the shouting, Yang Guang saw that the fire was not strong, so he directly lay down and blew it with his mouth.

Holding the wooden stick in his hand, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing raised his eyebrows and asked, "Dog head, what were you laughing at just now?" I've heard you laughing from afar, and I've been saying it so that my brother can be happy, huh? ”

Zhang Mingwei shook his head and smiled, and told the story just now, but he couldn't make the thin monkey Mao Yanqing laugh.

Looking at Zhang Mingwei, the thin monkey asked suspiciously, "What is this, it's normal?" Don't talk about wolves, even human flesh is eaten, and I've seen cooking children. A wild wolf, what's so funny. ”

Before Zhang Mingwei could say anything, Yang Guang, who was squatting on the side, shouted loudly: "Thin monkey, the most important point is that the dog's head is missing, after he killed the wild wolf, he hugged the wild wolf and ......" Seeing Zhang Mingwei's murderous gaze, Yang Guang finally shut up, but after a moment of silence, he whispered: "Didn't you do it?" How do I feel that Brother Zhang, you are a bit of a thief? ”

Although Yang Guang's words were not finished, seeing his obscene smile, and then looking at the anger on Zhang Mingwei's face, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing seemed to understand, and looked at Zhang Mingwei with surprise and asked, "Dog head, did you really do it?" ”

Seeing Zhang Mingwei's gaze that wanted to choose people and devour, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing was not a little scared but continued: "Okay, dog head, I really didn't see that you are such a person, it seems that that sentence is not false at all, the dog and wolf were a family five hundred years ago." As he spoke, the thin monkey nodded even more, revealing an expression of sudden realization.

With a snort, Yang Guang laughed again, and at the same time shouted: "Brother Zhang, I didn't say anything, it was all guessed by the thin monkey himself, you can't blame me." ”

Glaring angrily at Yang Guang, who deliberately provoked right and wrong, Zhang Mingwei finally set his eyes on the thin monkey Mao Yanqing, and said: "Thin monkey, you haven't done it for a day, are you itching?" ”

At this moment, the thin monkey, who has always been hot, made a gesture of an old god here, and said unhurriedly: "It seems that your kid really did it, otherwise he wouldn't be annoyed and angry." ”

"You ......" stretched out his hand and pointed angrily at the thin monkey Mao Yanqing, but Zhang Mingwei was speechless.

Seeing that Zhang Mingwei was so angry that he couldn't even speak, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing shook his head and said: "Dog head, I don't think it's my itchy skin today, it's you who are angry, why don't I go into the mountain and find another one for you?" In the elongated voice, Mao Yanqing even smiled thief.

At this moment, except for Zhang Mingwei and Chu Haoyu, the rest of the people laughed, especially Yang Guang, who was sitting on the ground with a smile.

Hearing the last sentence of the thin monkey Mao Yanqing, Chu Haoyu had a trace of surprise in his eyes, and then he became cold again, as if nothing could move him.

In the midst of everyone's laughter, Zhang Mingwei gradually calmed down, and the anger on his face even turned into an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. Looking at Zhang Mingwei's demeanor, everyone finally stopped, especially the thin monkey Mao Yanqing muttered in his heart that Zhang Mingwei was doing that.

Slowly, Zhang Mingwei finally opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Thin monkey, is it so funny to joke about your Brother Zhang?" ”

Looking at the smile on Zhang Mingwei's face, the thin monkey finally relented, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, don't you be like this?" Brother, I can't be wrong, wait for the rabbit to roast in a while, and honor Brother Zhang first. ”

Seeing that Zhang Mingwei was still looking at himself with that kind of gaze, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing's laughter turned into a dry laugh, and finally stopped abruptly and said: "Brother Zhang, you also know that my stinky mouth is out of tune, just now I was really talking about playing to make everyone laugh." Besides, let's be here, who doesn't know that Brother Zhang, you are a person, you can't do that kind of thing, brother, I'm just joking, Brother Zhang, don't take it seriously, joke! ”

Staring at the thin monkey Mao Yanqing, Zhang Mingwei opened his mouth and said, "Then you will make fun of your brother Zhang and me?" ”

Seeing Zhang Mingwei speak, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing was overjoyed and shouted, "How dare I!" Brother Zhang, we have been in a relationship for more than ten years, closer than brothers, that time in Savage Mountain, me, you and the little wolf ......"

With a snort, Yang Guang laughed again and said, "Monkey, why did you get involved with the wolf again?" Haha, laugh at me, haha......"

This time, instead of having anyone laugh with him, Zhang Mingwei and the thin monkey Mao Yanqing were staring at him quite unkindly. Not only that, Li Dazhuang and Zhu Laosan's gazes were also a little cold. The heart stabbed Lou Zi, Yang Guang stopped laughing in an instant, and sat down as if he was listening to the teachings.

After glaring at Yang Guang coldly for a moment, the thin monkey Mao Yanqing continued: "You, me, and the little wolf were chased by more than twenty Tartars. At that time, they were carrying hounds, and I had an arrow in the arm, and we ran all day without being able to shake off the tartar. In the end, I really couldn't stand it, so I said that the two of you would go first, and I wanted to delay them, but I didn't expect that Brother Zhang, you knocked me out with one punch, and when I woke up, I was in the big tent. ”

In the sigh of the thin monkey Mao Yanqing, Zhang Mingwei also sighed, and said: "I stunned you because I wanted you to become a burden, so that the little wolf had to run away with you, I went to lure away the pursuers, but before I could speak, the little wolf saw through my intentions and ran out directly, shouting at me while running, dog head, you must bring the thin monkey back, alas! ”

A low sigh was like this boundless dark night pressing down, enveloping everyone and enveloping Chu Haoyu.

After a moment of silence, Zhang Mingwei suddenly laughed and shouted: "It's been seven or eight years, don't mention these, it's better for you to continue to make fun of me, the big guy can still laugh." ”

Taking a deep breath, the thin monkey smiled and said, "I don't dare, this is laughing and crying, I'm afraid my little heart can't stand it." ”

Suddenly, there was another burst of unbearable laughter, and although Chu Haoyu didn't laugh, there was a hint of brilliance in his eyes.

It was night, and the same dream woke Chu Haoyu up again. Sitting up suddenly, Chu Haoyu took a deep breath to calm down the agitation in his heart, got up and walked out of the cave.

Far away from the cave, Chu Haoyu said calmly: "Come out!" ”

Behind Chu Haoyu was not Wu Chang Li Dazhuang, nor was he the dog-headed military advisor Zhang Mingwei, but Zhang Qing, who was usually taciturn. Looking at Chu Haoyu, Zhang Qing said coldly: "No matter what you have experienced, it is better to forget about it when you go to the battlefield, otherwise, it will kill everyone." After finishing speaking, Zhang Qing ignored Chu Haoyu's reaction and turned back.

Turning his head to stare at Zhang Qing's back, Chu Haoyu let out a sigh after being silent for a moment.