Chapter Thirty-Seven: Counting the Money and Counting the Cramps in Your Hands
In fact, Li Ling's worries are reasonable, the proprietress is very red-eyed, very red-eyed, and her eyes are almost as red as a rabbit, but what Li Ling didn't expect was that he should also be blushing at the boss's wife, because he didn't expect that he himself had become a cash cow.
Fang Gongzi walked downstairs with admiration on his face, the people below were already impatient, and when they saw Fang Gongzi coming down, they couldn't help but surround him, and soon, everyone's eyes when they looked at the second floor changed.
Then, there is the second student, the third student...... In the end, Li Ling felt that he was really cramping when he counted the money, alas, the evil Dajing Dynasty, even the scholars were so rich, it was really incomprehensible!
Counting the money to the end, Li Ling was already impatient, and hated himself for why he wanted to let Zhaomei go home, and he didn't tell him when he would come over, that fool, I don't know if he will come over? Let's hope he doesn't come with that particular sign again - bruises!
Xiao Yat's champion life may be over, but the impact value is still very high - as a master, Xiao Yi's master. Of course, Li Ling is not interested in the front line of the education front, the main reason is that this student is too knowledgeable, as a person who has never even read the "Four Books" and "Five Classics" and other literati introductory textbooks in the Dajing Dynasty, it is okay to show his face, if he stands on the podium, hehe, he can only hehe! Therefore, Li Ling, in line with his sober understanding of himself, only occasionally went to take a look to see how this famous champion would pass on to the teaching industry to solve his doubts, and he actually found that he still had to rely on doing questions!
Ha ha! Question sea tactics? Ancient times?
So, Li Ling took the initiative to become Xiao Yi's assistant non-stop, and he consciously printed a series of books, what "Ten Years of Examination, Five Years of Simulation", "Collection of Common Mistakes in the Examination", "Six Points and One Test", "Analysis of Examination Knowledge", and "Examination Collection...... Busy and distracted, Li Ling felt for the first time that his life could be so full and ...... Well, valuable......
Until one day a few days later, Li Ling and Xiao Yi were secretly hiding in their rooms and happily counting the silver, Li Ling's room had already been replaced by a suite, and such a thing as counting the silver was naturally going to be carried out in the middle!
Yes, Li Ling is a person who pays great attention to protecting privacy, not to mention, this is still silver, and it is even more private!
Xiao Yi pursed his lips disdainfully, raised his head and said: "As for it, a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, let's count in your room, it's the same inside and out, are you afraid that someone will steal it in broad daylight?" ”
Li Ling sneered and raised his head, his eyes were nailed to the thin man like an awl, and he didn't even bother to speak! Notice that the look is disdainful, spurned.
Xiao Yi's face suddenly became a little sneering, scratched his head and said, "Okay, according to what you said, let's go to the inside, go to the inside!" So, the two of them started the happiest moment of the day - counting the silver! Life, it's just life, since you can count the money until you are soft, Li Ling feels that this life is really ****** it's cool! I finally defeated the local tyrants and got the land, and I am no longer a person who is tired of people, abandoned by the sky, ignored by ghosts, and beautiful women see ** silk like air! From then on, he will rely on this noble and arrogant behavior to pass the good life after becoming a local tyrant!
Well, Li Ling suddenly felt like a proud peacock, and now he finally had the opportunity to open the screen! What a gorgeous appearance!
The two are about to clap their hands to celebrate, in fact, it is best to have a firecracker to create some sound, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy!
"Bang"!
When the silver was counting happily, you and I were not divided, a brute force kicked open the locked door without saying anything!
Li Xiao and the others were stunned, I don't know who responded to the situation so quickly, actually heard their hearts so quickly, and also helped them realize their wishes and create a sound, this sound is really a fight with the sound of firecrackers!
Then, a white light flashed, and alas, when he saw that white light flashing, he already had an ominous premonition in his heart, someone had come to make trouble again!
It's really unqualified, I'm not familiar with you at all, okay? You can't be reserved from a big girl's family! Li Ling couldn't.
"Boom"!
Hearing the sound of a heavy chair moving, Li Ling sighed heavily in his heart, wondering how long the poor stool would live under this brute force?
Everyone is not very familiar with it at all, although there has been a little bit of intersection, but this is uninvited and this is not allowed to sit down, alas, it is too unqualified!
Xiao Yi's eyes were full of soft color, as if he had never seen it! "Haven't you seen this woman?" Li Ling whispered, in fact, he knew that Xiao Yi must have been stupid by this woman.
"Hey, brute, you're dead, get out of here!" Needless to say, it's the big white steamed bun again: "If you dare not come out again, the rat's head and rat's brain will be hidden, and I will go in!" ”
Hearing this, Li Ling handed Xiao Yi a triumphant look, like a god!
I thought I should harvest a forest, but I only felt that Xiao Yi was a little stupid, I don't know what's wrong, it's obvious that he is a little absent-minded, alas, it's just the same as the out-of-body Monkey King.
Li Ling frowned, his bowels were full of knots, and his head was about to drop to the ground, although this big white steamed bun was naturally beautiful and brilliant, but Li Ling really didn't want to see her, as if nothing good happened every time he saw her.
This is the third day of his education career, and this girl has come to make trouble! Li Ling hurriedly put away the silver with lightning speed, as if he was a thief who stole the silver, the big white steamed bun was the owner of the silver, for fear that the master would see it, and caught the two people who were secretly counting the silver, and when he was cleaned up, he turned around and found that Xiao Yi was looking at him blankly, as if what he did was very difficult to understand.
So, Li Ling whispered to him in his ear and gently explained: "That, thin man, this is to better protect the fruits of our labor from being stolen, do you think that this thing of daring to kick other people's doors in broad daylight will be something that ordinary people can do?" No, absolutely not, it must have been done by a guy with both nostrils facing the sky and all eyes - oh, by the way, I'll have to see if she brought someone here today. Li Ling said, he sneaked a glance through the crack in the door, and then he was very nervous, and his speech was not clear, and he began to stammer: "That, that, it's just herself, what is she here for?" ”
"Shen ......?" Xiao Yi paused: "Oh, who, who do you say?" Unexpectedly, Xiao Yi's nervousness was even worse than Li Ling's, Li Ling couldn't help but stare at Xiao Yi strangely when he saw it in his eyes, and asked depressedly, "Are you nervous?" ”
Xiao Yi rolled his eyes at him and replied lazily: "I'm nervous? Why am I nervous? I've never seen her before! ”
"Hey, thin man, you're lying! Because you use me at the beginning of every sentence, it means that you are very nervous, obviously we have only met her, the one who helped us catch the thief, alas, why did she come here again? By the way, have you noticed that she has been coming over a lot lately, what's going on? Maybe you have a crush on me! Li Ling was in no mood to delve into what was wrong with Xiao Yi now, because he had more important things to do.
Li Ling tidied up his clothes, hehe, sorry, this is a habit developed in his previous life, he must be dressed properly before going out, his girlfriend has not used the dressing mirror for as long as him, which is also one of the beautiful qualities that Li Ling is deeply proud of and deeply admires...... There are so many good qualities, and being well-dressed is just one of them.
Li Ling had already stretched out a hand, before he had time to greet the big white steamed bun.
The big white steamed bun was naturally not polite, and said fiercely: "What are you doing? It was as if Li Ling had robbed her husband - if she had any.
As she spoke, she picked up the only teapot on the old table with one hand! The corners of Li Ling's mouth twitched unconsciously, it was the only teapot! Is she so unkind? Didn't you see the owner of the house here? She is the master, and she is like a foreign guest!
Li Ling didn't bother to look at her at all, just raised his head lazily, looked at a certain place on the ceiling, fixed his posture, and said in an extremely beautiful tone: "What are you doing?" Didn't you come today to bring me money? Oh no, not a send, to be exact, a send-off! What about the silver? The outstretched hand is still beautifully there!
"Silver? No! "Dabai Steamed Bun is such a high-quality person, and the words he says don't go through his brain.
"No silver? Are you sure? Li Ling's disappointment was undisguised.
The big white steamed bun nodded coldly, why is this guy so choking when he speaks! You know, she rarely encounters this kind of situation!
"And what are you doing here?"
Yes, the big white steamed bun was really asked by this, what the hell is it for!
Li Ling saw that the big white steamed bun was silent, and felt that she must have come to make trouble unreasonably again, so he began to criticize harshly: "Look at you, the silver has not been found, and you still dare to come to me, is this because you don't want me to make money to support myself?" Are you going to let you do that...... What to feed me? Hey, by the way, what's the name of that yamen of yours? Which unit are you from? "I suddenly forgot the words when I was accusing, it's just like finding that there are no bullets when I go forward with a gun, it's a man who will feel very faceless, really, alas, it's so faceless, Li Ling feels that it's the first time that his luck is so bad today.
"Camp Kongo."