Chapter 2: Extreme Sports
Miko to the right is the fourth member of the climbing group, he is from Austria Gruwell, and Fang Ming they both met at the international "X-Games" extreme sports club, they are also avid fans of wingsuit flying, Gruwell is 32 years old this year, and the oldest in the group, he has a lot of experience in climbing and wingsuit flying, and is quite famous in the international industry. This time, we met at Haydar Hill to celebrate his 32nd birthday by climbing to the top, which is today. Gruwell is the kind of person with a large skeleton, with a strong physique, tight muscles, no excess fat, fan-sized palms with strength like bear paws, the backs of his hands and arms are densely covered with brown hair, he wears a black mountaineering helmet, suppresses a curly and messy brown-yellow hair, a full beard that has not been shaved for several days, and the dark skin sunburned by ultraviolet rays is a proud mark of his outdoor sports. From the black goggles he wears, he reflects the beautiful scenery of Mount Haidar, wearing a black mountaineering suit and black climbing shoes, because black is his lucky color, so everyone does not call him by his name but simply call him black.
Fang Ming shouted at Gruwell in English, "Hey, black, are you okay?" ”
Gruwell replied resoundingly, "Couldn't be better!" And give a thumbs up.
Fang Ming smiled and said, "Watch your feet, you are a birthday star today, I will invite you to eat noodles when I go back!" ”
Gruwell shook his head: "No, it's not good, I don't like noodles, let's give me a hot dog." ”
"In China, noodles are a symbol of longevity."
At this time, Miko interjected and said, "Japanese people eat noodles on their birthdays!" ”
"There is no meaning in longevity, life is about how wonderful it is, not how long you can live. I hate noodles! Don't let me eat noodles unless I'm starving to death, okay? Brothers! ”
"Haha, well, just as you like, you're not Chinese anyway."
Gruwell said as he climbed, "There are so many delicious flavors in Chinese food, why give me noodles?" Bruce, you're stingy. ”
Fang Ming smiled: "I don't know how to cook, my mother's cooking skills are very good, if you come to live in my house for a week, I'm afraid you won't be able to climb any mountain tops again!" ”
Gruwell exclaimed, "I'll go!" But isn't there any Chinese food today? Will Miss Masami do it? ”
Masami Miyai didn't stop her hands and feet, and protested: "I'm a beautiful Japanese girl!" Why do I want to cook Chinese food? I don't even know how to cook Japanese food. ”
"But you all look the same." Gruwell muttered.
Miko stopped talking and continued to climb upwards with concentration.
Fang Ming looked at the "water monster" that had already surpassed him by more than 3 meters, and also took a deep breath, untied the safety rope, and began to rush to the top.
After a difficult few dozen meters, Zheng Yuanji was the first to climb to the top of Eagle's Beak Peak, where there is a relatively flat summit platform. He took off his goggles, looked around, spread his arms, and threw his head up and shouted, "Ahhh......h Uh-oh......"
Immediately after, Fang Ming's hand also appeared on the edge of the peak, and the "water monster" stretched out the "strange hand" and pulled it, and Fang Ming jumped up. Smiled and said, "I thought I found Wolverine's den, haha." ”
Zheng Yuanji imitated Bruce Lee's signature moves, wiped the tip of his nose with the thumb of his right hand, and then shook his index finger at Fang Ming with a provocative look and said, "Listen, I am the first person to conquer Hawksbill Peak!" You...... No way! ”
Fang Ming's right hand pressed the inner elbow of his left hand and returned a gesture to the water monster.
Zheng Yuanji lay on the ground with his feet facing the sky, panting for breath and shouting: "God, Buddha, Jesus, why am I so good!" How do you let other people live! ……”
Fang Ming ignored the narcissism of the "water monster", leaned over to the edge of the cliff, stretched out his hand to Miko, who had just poked her head out, grabbed Miko's arm, and helped her climb the eagle's beak peak. Masami Miyai climbed to the top, expending almost all her strength, breathing heavily, leaning on her upper body by climbing to a rock, taking off her helmet and backpack and placing it beside her, taking out the kettle and gulping down the water.
Before Masami Miyai could slow down, a voice rang out on the edge of the cliff: "Children, Santa Claus is here!" Before the words fell, the palm of a thick brown bear appeared on the eagle's beak peak, of course, it was not a brown bear, but Gruwell had also successfully reached the top! He laughed and spread his arms, "Children, have any of you seen my reindeer sleigh?" With that, he looked around and suddenly his eyes widened like brass bells, "Oh God! It's so beautiful! I found heaven! Gruwell jumped up and down on the rocks of the summit platform, excited, and frantically exclaimed, "This is my grave!" Let me die here! He shouted to the other three, "Yes, this is it!" Did you know? I've traveled all over the world, I've climbed countless peaks and skyscrapers, I've climbed the top of the Eiffel Tower on a rainy day, haha! Luckily there was no thunder and lightning that day, otherwise I would have turned into a barbecue! They weren't caught by the police either, because they couldn't climb up! I even climbed a damn pine tree at the top of the Alps to chase away a monkey to take its place, just to stand higher and see what no one else could see! Find my holy place! Haha, it's a pity I didn't make it to Mount Everest, but of course it was only a matter of time before I rolled into an ice cave when I was halfway up the mountain 2 years ago! Broke a calf bone. You can't imagine that I was stuck there for two whole days! But I didn't die, I was saved! You know why? Because I don't like to be my grave there, it's too cold there! Oh! Thank God for the mercy! I want to salute you! Fang Ming, Zheng Yuanji, and Miyai Masami lay on the ground and by the rock, speechlessly watching Gruwell shouting frantically, jumping on the rock for a while, kneeling down and praying for a while. Looking at each other and smiling bitterly, there is no way and no way to stop him, this brown bear has inexhaustible physical strength, and every time he completes the extreme challenge, he will vent wildly for a while, and no one else can stop his nonsense unless he stuffs food in his mouth. Gruwell stood up and continued: "Today, by the way, it's today! It's a damn very memorable day! On June 27, 2014, I finally found the perfect cemetery! My name is to be engraved on the tombstone, and the epitaph reads: Here lies one of the greatest madmen in the world! The tallest madman who has ever stood! His birthday is his memorial day, and you can pee in front of his tombstone, but don't honor him with noodles! Ha ha...... Haha......"