Chapter 36 [Finale]
After the contract was signed, Lao Huang didn't even leave anyone to eat, and he was driven away, and the hawker came back after sending the people away, and Lao Huang beckoned the hawker to sit down.
"Dabao, you and I have been thirty years younger, right?"
The peddler pinched his hands and counted "there is"
Lao Huang sighed, "It's so fast, thirty days have passed."
Hawker "....."
"It's time for me to go too, don't you miss me"
Now the hawker was stunned: "Where are you going?" ”
"Back to heaven, the rest of the things are up to you, now I will help you take care of the company here, and it will all be transferred to your name, and you will do things alone in the future, use your brains more, you know?"
"Can you not go?"
Lao Huang shook his head, "There are a lot of things in the sky, and they are all backlogged, and then I'll go back and arrange your future affairs first, didn't I tell you before, I will give you a rich and noble after you die"
The hawker "Hey...."Then the hawker didn't know what to say, Lao Huang was speechless, and then patted his knee, "Don't have this expression, we'll see you in the sky"
After saying that, before the hawker asked his question, Lao Huang disappeared, the hawker looked around, and no one answered the phone, and the hawker knew that Lao Huang was really gone this time.
I returned to the house in despair, there was a pile of documents on the table, and the vendor was in no mood to take care of it, so he lay on the sofa in a daze!
In the blink of an eye, another thirty years, the old Li Shimin finally waited for the moment when the six kingdoms gathered, and the emperors of the six dynasties gathered together and issued an order to attack Europa at the same time!
For another 20 years, the hawker always dreamed at night that someone called him, and he felt that his time was short, and the hawker called his children and grandchildren to the bed to take another look, and Li Chengqian was also helped over!
"Uncle, are you really leaving?"
The hawker nodded, "Well, the gods have recruited me again, in the future, you juniors will have to take care of each other in this world" Li Chengqian held the hawker's hand for a long time and did not let go.
In the end, it was Li Yue'er who pushed him away, "While playing, our old husband and wife have something to say" Li Chengqian nodded silently, "Auntie, uncle, take care, the people of Datang will always remember you"
The peddler looked at the few flower-like old women around him, and smiled faintly, "It's worth it to have you in this life."
Li Yue'er threw herself into the hawker's arms on the spot, "Woo... Old man...."
The peddler stretched out his hand to touch his great-grandson, but his arm drooped down halfway, and for a while, the entire Niu Mansion, the entire Datang, and the entire Six Dynasties changed color!
After Li Chengqian received the obituary of Niufu, he immediately ordered people to erect a monument in the most conspicuous place on Zhuque Street in Chang'an, echoing the monument to the heroes of the Tang Dynasty in the distance.
When the soul left the body, the hawker and several daughters-in-law also left the body at the same time, looking at the crying family members in the house, the hawker knew why Lu You had the feeling of death and knew that everything was empty!
Wiping away the tears that did not exist, the hawker took his nine daughters-in-law to the underworld to report, and Bao Zheng went directly to the front of the Nai He Bridge to greet "Welcome to the underworld"
The vendor waved his hand, "You're welcome, I'm not so happy to come to you"
Bao Zheng smiled, "The national teacher misunderstood, you just came to go through the motions, Wong Tai Sin is waiting for you in the sky, oh, and your nine wives"
Then the hawker became happy, "Then take me quickly"
As soon as Bao Zheng stretched out his hand to "please this way" to lead the way, Bao Zheng introduced the current situation of the underworld, although the oil is still being used, and the endless sea is still decreasing, but the ghost army of those birdmen in the west has not been replenished, and is gradually weakening and decreasing, so the underworld is now gearing up and waiting for the endless sea to dry up and go over to occupy the territory!
The peddler nodded, "That's good, but you have to beware of those guys playing with new technology and not burning oil."
Bao Zheng is as good as a stream, "Thank you for the reminder, Yao, it's here, you and the nine ladies will stand here."
The hawker took his nine wives to stand on an elevator-like conveyor table together, Bao Zheng waved his hand from the hawker, and the light flashed in front of him, and he reached the heavenly realm!
Looking up at the celestial realm, the hawker took a deep breath, comfortable, and a team of flying goddesses flew over not far away, surrounded by a group of flying goddesses, and a fairy chief in the lead said, "Welcome to the return of Taurus Xingjun"
The hawker was stunned, "Me? Taurus-kun? ”
The fairy nodded, "Yes."
"Who sealed it?"
The fairy doesn't say, "Xingjun will know when he sees it"
The hawker complained, it must be Lao Huang's ghost, "By the way, what kind of official is Lao Huang in the heavenly realm?" The fairy laughed and trembled, but did not tell the vendor.
With this doubt in mind, until thirty-three days away, looking at a palace in front of him with a misty fairy aura, the hawker felt a pain in his eyes, because the plaque hanging on the palace was Taiqing Holy Realm!
The peddler stopped at the door, "This is the place of Taishang Laojun?" ”
Before the fairy could speak, Lao Huang, oh, it was Lao Huang's law and appearance came out, and the vendor jumped in front of him, "I'll go, you can start pretending to be in a different place. Forced, you're really too good? ”
Lao Huang nodded, "It's like a fake"
"Then why did you change your surname to Huang instead of calling Li Daxian in the mortal time?"
Lao Huang "Oh, it's just a casual call, you can't take it seriously" The hawker knew why his eggs hurt, he was angry, and he spent his whole life guessing in vain!
"Okay, let's not talk about your surname, why am I Taurus-kun, where did I come from?"
Lao Huang had an expression that was once difficult to turn into water, "I think back then, when I practiced in the 17th life, I incarnated a man named Li Er, and I once rode a scalper"
The peddler didn't sound right, "Hey, aren't you riding a green ox, and you fought with Sun Wukong in the end"
Lao Huang waved his hand, "That's the one I took with my ascension time, you can't think that I only ride one cow in my life, right?" ”
Lao Huang stretched out his index finger and gestured, "You are the first, and you also know that the mind of a person who has just practiced is unstable, so I sold you to a butcher once when I was short of money."
"I'll go, no wonder I hate you so much in my life"
Lao Huang spread his hands, "Won't I arrange a good role for you now?"
The peddler pointed to his ethereal body, "That's it?" ”
Lao Huang looked at the vendor, "Don't worry, listen to me, that's the case, the reward is not only for you, but also for your ladies, we plan to do so, one is to beat them to the reincarnation of several lifetimes, and then return to the sky to become immortals, and the other is to go directly to the dragon pool to soak for a hundred days, and become a god with a dragon body, but the dragon body becomes a god without a stable personality from cultivation, which one do you choose?" ”
The peddler glanced at a few daughters-in-law, and then asked Lao Huang, "Why is the dragon body still so bad, aren't dragons rare and rare?" ”
Lao Huang waved his hand, "There is a whole dragon banquet in the sky, haven't you heard, Long Shao has been eaten up"
I went, the vendor finally understood, it turned out that any cat or dog thrown into the dragon pool can become a dragon, no wonder there is even a well in Journey to the West, the reason is here!
But it seems that only this method is relatively fast, and the hawker immediately decided, "Don't say it, just turn the dragon pool directly, and the dragon body will become a god, anyway, you will cover it in the future."
Lao Huang nodded, "It's okay, those female dolls, you heard it, do you agree?" The nine girls nodded together, and Lao Huang stretched out his hand to summon the guide fairy, "Go, take a few ladies to evolve the dragon pool, by the way, this is some immortal medicine, don't forget to put it in, it will be a five-clawed golden dragon when it comes out"
The peddler knew that Lao Huang had opened the back door, and went over to comfort a few ladies, "You guys go to take a bath first, let's see you later" The ninth girl nodded and went down to take a bath!
Lao Huang was very depressed, and the hawker said that he turned the dragon into a bath, and when the nine girls walked away, he looked up and down at the vendor, "In this way, your daughter-in-law went to take a bath, and it took exactly a hundred days, I will arrange something for you, okay?" ”
The peddler's heart lit up, and he came to the pit again, but the person was under the low eaves, "What's the matter?" ”
Lao Huang replied embarrassedly, "That's the case, didn't you wipe out all the dynasties in the West, but we can't guarantee that they won't produce any moths in the future, so we want to send someone to the West to play around and replace their religion, how about it?" ”
The hawker was excited: "You tell me how to do the task first"
Lao Huang shook his head, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed, you just say whether you agree or not"
The peddler thought for a moment, "If you don't promise to be punished?" ”
Lao Huang looked at the clouds for thirty-four days, "In recognition of your previous contributions, we want you to go through a hundred calamities and be promoted to Da Luo Jin Xian"
Hawker: "........... what about agreeing?" ”
"At the end of the mission, you are directly Da Luo Jinxian"
"Do I have a choice? By the way, can I find a spokesperson like you? “
Lao Huang smacked his eyes, "You can give this a try, I'll give you a chance, you go find a spokesperson, it's done, how about you go directly to Da Luo Jinxian, grandpa is worthy of you."
The hawker clenched his fist and said, "Thank you, how to go to the nether"
Lao Huang waved his hand "Let's go"
The hawker stumbled on a mountain road, surrounded by black rumbling, touching his pocket and half a pack of cigarettes, first lit one and then said, in the process of smoking, the hawker felt that he had to find a good heart like Lao Huang, just right, a bright light appeared in front of the mountain road, the hawker stepped on the cigarette, dressed up, and then hid behind the bend.
When the car lights shone on his own time, the hawker flew out one by one, but the strength from his body made the hawker regret it very much, Nima, it was a heavy truck pulling coal, not bread!
I feel that my body is flying out thirty or fifty meters like a feather in the wind, poof, the hawker's head is pinned to the ground, fortunately, the heart is still beating, but the limbs do not obey the call, now it depends on the performance of the driver.
The hawker who crawled on the ground prayed in his heart that the driver would come to save him, and sure enough, the heavens heard the hawker's prayer, and the driver drove the car to the hawker's side, shining the hawker with the headlights, and the hawker saw the scene he didn't want to see from the corner of his eye, and the driver of the cart clenched his teeth!
Then there was a roar, and the cart passed directly from the hawker, and then it fell back and forth a few times, and when the hawker woke up, it was already in the Taiqing Holy Realm!
Lao Huang smiled evilly, "It seems that you have failed"
The peddler was extremely depressed, "Who would have thought that he would drive backwards"
Lao Huang waved his hand, "Forget it, don't get entangled, what should be yours is yours, you can't run, anyway, your daughter-in-law is soaking, and you don't have anyone to play, a hundred years to find something to do for yourself, and it will soon pass"
The hawker had no choice but to "just do this, send me there"
Lao Huang waved his hand again, "Go you"
When the vendor woke up again, he felt a shiver on his body, so cold, and looked around, where was this? But the surroundings seemed to be blocked by wood, and when he looked up and down, left and right, the peddler found that he seemed to be in a manger, because the saliva of a horse sleeping was running down his face!
The peddler opened his mouth to drive the horse away, and suddenly a shiver in his heart was, Nima, how can I sleep in a manger, so who am I now? Suddenly, the hawker thought of a possibility and scolded the sky, but the hawker's scolding heard bursts of crying in his ears, so the hawker really cried!
Just when the hawker was crying happily, a Western woman with big came to pick up the hawker, and without saying a word, she unbuttoned her clothes, and she didn't know what she was muttering, but the hawker had already translated it into Chinese in her heart, "Be good, don't cry, eat milk"
So the hawker cried even louder, and when he grew up, after the hawker knew his identity, he gave his birthday a special name to commemorate, and this day has also become a popular holiday in the West---Christmas! (To be continued.) )