The archway chooses a son-in-law, and the second time. The middle-aged man has already entered the first level of selection and is rushing to participate in the second competition.

"Master, have you shaved?"

"What's the matter, it's not good?"

"Look, look, look!" The short man replied to the words of his prime, "You have shaved your beard like a little white in the crane bridge tower, you are graceful, and you are the one who opens your mouth, this is said, which one is said." ”

"Bastard. Am I like that sissy little white face! The prime man suddenly shouted angrily.

"No, no," the short man said in fright, "Oh, how can you!" You, you're like, like the general, majestic. ”

"Really?"

The short man hurriedly replied: "Really, really, although you don't have that beard, although you don't have the majesty you used to, you are so handsome, if it weren't for the leper who follows you all the time, you really wouldn't be able to recognize it." ”

"Hahaha,"

The man was obviously flattered by the short man, and his sycophants were beating loudly. Indeed, the man has no Luo beard, and the little eight characters are indeed much whiter, and the person is also a little better-looking. instructed the younger brothers to wear red and green, and left together.

This trial competition is "shooting, royal". The arena is in the eastern suburbs of the forest, please move.

"We're ready. Master, you've been a little sick lately, and you'll ask the groom to change your clothes and drive a car, and you'll be ready for a bow and arrow

"Bastard!"

The prime man scolded the flattering scholar angrily, and then raised his bow and got into the car.

This time, the "shooting, royal" is different from the usual, this is a live target, shooting on the uneven road, there will be a lot of obstacles along the way, half an hour of regular hunting the most wins. Into the forest.

The prime of life personally got on the car, and rushed into the forest like a 100-meter sprint. The road in the forest is really muddy, and the forest often haunts the messy branches and leaves like cow hair from time to time, which is really an eyesore. At that time, a rabbit cub panicked out. Take the arrow and pull the bow, the bow is like a crescent moon, the eyes are like an eagle wolf, and the one who is a hundred steps is not hit, and the cub rabbit moves to the neck, and an arrow kills it. Suddenly, "You don't want to die?" "The prime of life was pulling out an arrow to send out the hunting rabbit, but unexpectedly a person rushed out of the side, and the prime of life hurriedly fired two shots in succession, blocking the previous one.

The prime man was scolding, and the woman who was almost shot by the prime raised her head in response.

"It's you!"

"Miss, Miss" quickly rushed out of the side. It's the spicy girl from last time. "You bastard, why are you shooting at my young lady. It's you again! ”

"I'm fine. Sister Yin, I'm fine."

The woman hurriedly tried to get up as she spoke. Suddenly, the woman fell to the ground again. I'm afraid what's wrong?

"It hurts" The woman somehow dropped a drop of autumn waves, and the frightened maid hurriedly stepped forward to check.

"Ahh Miss, your feet are red and swollen."

The maid was screaming at the woman's red and swollen ankle, as if it had been sprained.

"Miss Bai, why did you come out, where are you hurt?" The prime man hurriedly got out of the car, and was about to help the woman, not wanting to be stopped by the maid's head splitter. "What do you want to do? Rogue hooligans. "The good intentions of the prime of life were scolded all over the place, and he provoked whoever he provoked.

"Little Sister Yin" The woman stopped the maid's head, as if she was a little embarrassed. At this time, the little rabbit cub in the woman's arms slipped out, and the woman stretched out to grab it, but how could the flexible rabbit cub that couldn't move her feet be grabbed by her soft little hands!

"This little thing" the prime of life grabbed the little rabbit cub and looked at it viciously.

- "Don't"

The woman was obviously worried about the rabbit cub and shouted in a hurry.

"You want little things?" The young man asked the woman, "This little rabbit cub is not fat, and it must be boiled into broth, and it must replenish qi, but it just so happens that the young lady is injured and twisted." You take it back. The prime man commanded the maid.

When—

It was as if the gong was ringing to tell the time. The competition is over.

The prime of life left, and the woman hugged the little rabbit cub with a sad expression and endless sadness in her eyes, "I want to kill so many little lives in such a competition."

The winner of the home field of "Shooting and Royal" is this Li Ang, Li Gongzi.

The prime man is on the stage, with the defient eyes of the overcomer, looking at the group of losers below who are competing with him for favor, and his eyes are so proud.

The home of the "ceremony" is Wen Gongzi's victory

The home of "Le" is Chu Gongzi

The home of the "book" is Wen Gongzi winning

The home of "counting" is Chu Gongzi

"Where did it come from?" A young man is watching the audience chattering.

At the end of the day, the prime-aged Li Ang only won one game, and the others were taken away by the two of them. "I don't know what it is?" Although Li Ang only won one game, it was two subjects, so he naturally came in.

The next day, the competition was intended to be divided into defenders and challengers, but because the situation has changed, the three are planned to compare. Leon was the first, and he retired in the first game. It seems that he withdrew from the field because of some accident.

"Fuck. Lao Tzu's things are also robbed by people. Godmother's"

"Master, someone sent this."

The inn sent someone to send a ball of red hydrangeas, and a little message. "Say hello. The next day, the archway of the examination room"

Leon took the hydrangea. "What does that mean?"

The next day, Li Ang went to the archway and watched the two guys surnamed Wen and Chu eat dog, and he was still angry about the previous incident below. On the stage, Chu Zhendou was hot, but unfortunately the son of Wen had the upper hand because of the wonder of the couplet, but unexpectedly, he dipped the ink on his sleeve when he wrote the pair, and he was considered to be not good at learning, and he was unexpectedly eliminated. The surnamed Chu was obviously inferior in skills, but he won unexpectedly, which made everyone present sigh.

"Master, tomorrow it will be the master and the surnamed Chu again, and the master can just be ashamed, teach the surname Chu a lesson, and embarrass him."

The minions on this side are really funny. Obviously, he was defeated in the first game last time, saying that it was because he was suddenly unwell in his prime, and he had no choice but to quit, but he knew that a large group of people were operating in the dark under the stage, and he was not forced to be forced to pretend to be garlic and escape like a turtle grandson.

"What's your idea?"

Three days later, the archway was elected. - Hey, why is this Leon so powerful? also wore a colorful coat, and he looked like a poor scholar, but under the colorful coat, he was burly and unpresentable, which always made people feel weird.

The Chu people began to enter the room with Li Ang to do the questions. There is a waiter on each side, to prevent misconduct and pass the test strip, and no other entry and exit except for the waiter is allowed during the time of doing the question.

"It's open, it's open."

Opposite; Chu Chu; "Beautiful"

Lee: Yes; "Farming, good"

Chu Chu; "Soaring Jinpeng spreads its wings."

Lee: Yes; "Lying on the ground and looking at the thousand autumns"

Dewen Chapter: Chu out of "Twenty-eight hairpins, talented beauties and beautiful women are beautiful and my heart is greatly beautiful." ”

Lee: Yes; "A hundred days know, a child knows a child, a child knows a little child."

(Okay!) This is obviously scolding me. ）

Half a pillar of incense. Chu Chu; One mouth, two rows of teeth, three back dog legs, four legs, feet and arms, hardware, wood, water, fire and earth, six intestines wrapped in wine bags and rice bags, ask you if you are dead at seven o'clock.

(What kind of poem is this!) Guessing? ）

Half a pillar of incense has passed, and there is no sound in this room. only made the audience who got off the stage shout, "Is this Li Gongzi right?" Why is it so grinding. ”

"Hurry up. Call the cloud out. "

At that time, there was a lot of noise outside the room, but the room was somehow quiet at this time, and the messenger did not make a sound, and there was no movement, and the contact was cut off.

"Brother, brother. You, what was your brother wearing? Are there a few people in the back? ”

A drunken man was seriously asking his buddies who were drinking on the side.

"It seems to be a bird-singing flower-scented colorful gown, and when you go out, you should be accompanied by three brothers," the thought of accompanying the wine replied for a while, "Isn't it?" The man asked the others.

"That's right! Got it! ”

"It's right. It's right. ”

Li Gongzi is right; Seven virtues, six arts, five mountains, the four seas embrace hundreds of rivers, the three worlds exist in heaven and earth, the two ears are in hundreds of thousands of filth, and the society is supporting the prime minister's boat.

"Good!" Someone in the audience couldn't help but applaud

"This started with a battle of dependence. Big to long, wide to far, the sun and the moon are bright, and the place of transit is vast and empty. Big beauties are okay with children. Later, the surname Chu was a little aggressive and hostile like a sword. Scolding people's internal organs, wine bags and rice bags, how not to be angry? Fortunately, the surname Li borrowed his strength to use his strength to take a bite to the seven virtues, which is nearly seven spirits, seven feelings, seven yao, etc., and has some connections, with the reason for the reason, the vast Taixu Xinghai is all-encompassing, and then it is the six arts that must be known by Jingxue, and then the five mountains, the four seas and the three worlds enter the right five viscera and six organs, and the limbs, hands and feet have become the four seas, and the advantage is to show domineering self. but there is no evil word. The two ears are full of the sky, and the water is melted into the belly. When it comes out, there's nothing.

——A good one who values harmony and turns hostility into jade"

"End of Competition"