Chapter 34: I Am Your Uncle
The way back is naturally familiar, and I will find a store to stay in the middle of the trip, and I will not be as hungry as when I came, only to find that I have walked to a place where there is no one. And Qing'er said that she had other things to do as early as when they left Jingmen County, so she said goodbye first. Presumably knowing that Li Shan was protected by a superior and his life was safe, he said goodbye, Li Shan knocked on the side and wanted to ask who ordered Qing'er to help, but Qing'er didn't leak anything, and Li Shan didn't get any useful information.
Don't think about things that you can't figure out for the time being, sooner or later one day you will know, Li Shan didn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, he quickly put it down, and began to think about how to fool this master of light enlightenment into his helper. Su Jinxi looked at Li Shan with a sad look, came behind Li Shan, massaged Li Shan's shoulder, and said, "Xianggong, what do you want?" Tell Jinxi, maybe Jinxi can help Xianggong? Li Shan sighed and said, "I'm thinking about how to make this Master of Light Enlightenment listen to me." "Li Shan is really envious of the protagonists in some novels now, and when the king is shocked, all kinds of masters and capable people are willing to be little brothers. Su Jinxi was puzzled: "Why did Xianggong let Master Guangwu listen to you like this? That big monk is so annoying, he has been following us, I look at him, he won't listen to anyone, only his master. For the sake of an inexplicable will, anything ridiculous can be done. ”
Li Shan listened to Su Jinxi's words, and a flash of inspiration appeared in his head, yes, this Guangwu listened to his master's words the most, and I could push the boat down the river to make a big fool. Li Shan thought of a good way, his heart was very happy, he took Jinxi behind him into his arms, kissed her pink face and said: "My little baby is smart, and a casual sentence can lead to such a good idea." Su Jinxi was already surprised by Li Shan's sneak attack, and asked, "What good idea did I say?" How I don't know. Li Shan smiled mysteriously, let go of Jinxi and said, "Well, I'll sell it first, and I'll tell you when I'm done." Wait for my good news. With that, he strode out of the room.
Coming to the door of Guangwu's room, Li Shan adjusted his mentality and took a few deep breaths. After the adjustment was completed, I knocked on the door, and heard Guangwu's voice say, "Please come in." Li Shan pushed the door and went in and saw Guangwu meditating and chanting, Guangwu still got up very politely and said, "Master Li, please take a seat." Li Shan didn't sit down, and his expression was not the same as usual, his eyes drifted away, there was a feeling of a walking corpse, and when Guangwu found that Li Shan was not quite right, and was about to ask, Li Shan spoke: "Guangwu, do you know who I am?" Li Shan thought to himself as he spoke, why is it this opening sentence every time Lao Tzu fools people, it seems that the future will be changed, otherwise it will be uncreative.
Guangwu was obviously taken aback, waved his hand in front of Li Shan's eyes and said, "Master Li, are you okay?" Li Shan ignored Guangwu's question, and said, "Guangwu, I have limited time, you sit down quietly and listen to me first." Guangwu was puzzled, but he still did as Li Shan said. Li Shan continued: "I am your senior uncle, and Master Huineng is my senior brother. As soon as these words came out, Guangwu's eyes were almost the size of an egg, and he said, "Master Li, how are you." Stunned? ”
Li Shan continued: "Back then, Senior Brother Huineng was taught the Dharma by the Fifth Ancestor Hongren Master, and then fled to Lingnan, I chased all the way to the senior brother in Da Yuling, and the senior brother was my **, and then I preached to the north according to the law of the senior brother, and then I was killed by Shenxiu. But my soul has not dissipated, not long ago I was attached to this Li Shizhu by chance, I think the reason why Senior Brother asked you to come to Jingmen must be to let you come to me. When I saw my brother's self-portrait that day, I knew that he wanted to find me with his poem, because only I and Master Hongnin had heard of it. The reason why my soul is not scattered is because I still have faith in my heart that the things about my Buddhist lifeline have not been completed, so I cannot die. ”
At first, Guangwu's face was full of incredulity, but when he listened to it, he quieted down, and seemed to believe it a little. Li Shancha felt that it was almost there, suddenly shook his head, returned to his normal appearance, and deliberately jumped and said, "Master Guangwu, when did you come to my room?" Well, I'm going to sleep, what's the other thing to say tomorrow? Guangwu basically believed it now, and asked, "Master Li, don't you remember what you said just now?" Li Shan had already laughed in his heart, but he couldn't show a trace on the surface, and said, "I, what did I say?" Hey, isn't this my room? Guangwu said: "At this time, the poor monk's room. Li Shan was "startled" again and said: "Why did I run to your room, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good night, goodnight." After saying that, he ran out of the house.
Of course, Li Shan had to run quickly, because he couldn't hold it anymore. Back in the room, Li Shan fell directly on the bed and laughed, tears of laughter were about to flow out, Su Jinxi looked at Li Shan, who was about to go crazy, and said: "Jinxi knows, Xianggong Bacheng is going to fool that Master Guangwu again." Xianggong is the worst, and he tells lies and deceives people. That's how the old bustard who deceived the drunken Red Mansion before, what he said is the same as the truth, I believe it. Li Shan smiled enough, looked at Su Jinxi who was sitting on the edge of the bed, reached out and took her hand and said, "If I don't lie to her, how can she be willing to exchange her cash cow for me?" Do you think I should deceive, or should I not change my deception? ”
Su Jinxi also knew that Li Shan did this for her good, and said: "Xianggong is for Jinxi, Jinxi understands it in her heart." This is a white lie, unlike those liars who specialize in harming people. Xianggong is to save people. Li Shanxin said, shouting, this chick still knows white lies, she will really put gold on your husband and my face. Li Shan sat up and hugged Su Jinxi and said, "I know, it's not right to lie and deceive people, there is no good intentions and malicious intentions. But I don't want to be a good person, what's the point of being a good person? I can't sacrifice myself for the sake of those so-called benevolence and morality. I don't want to be a good person, I also want to protect the people around me, not to be hurt, and to make the people I love happy every day. ”
Su Jinxi looked at Li Shan quietly, then buried her head in Li Shan's chest and said: "Xianggong is a good person, except for his father and mother, Xianggong is the best person for Jinxi, and Jinxi feels safe and down-to-earth by Xianggong's side." Li Shan listened to Jinxi's confession, and his heart was so comfortable! There is nothing more satisfying for a man than a woman's praise, Li Shan whispered in Su Jinxi's ear: "Little baby, I miss you." It's all to blame on the abbot, who let us live separately yesterday. Su Jinxi glanced at Li Shan charmingly, and exhaled in Li Shan's ear: "Bad look." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Li Shan's lower abdomen, and then slowly slid down.
The next morning, after breakfast, Li Shan and his party continued to rush to Jingzhou, and Li Shan deliberately said to Guangwu: "Master Guangwu, I beg you, don't follow me." I'm not going to be a monk. Guangwu gave a Buddhist salute to Li Shan and said, "Master Li don't worry, the little monk will no longer ask the donor to become a monk." However, the little monk still has to go to Jingzhou to find Yuan Tiangang to fulfill another last wish of the master. The little monk has a reluctant request, the little monk has no place to stay in Jingzhou, whether the Li Shi can take it in, the little monk can work for the donor to pay off the debt. ”
Li Shan was happy in his heart, it seemed that last night's plan had been successful, and the next thing would be easy to do. Li Shan pretended to be embarrassed and said, "That's it, but there's nothing you can do in our family?" Su Jinxi interjected at the right time: "Xianggong, I see that the master sincerely worships the Buddha, and he is a disciple of Master Huineng, the old lady must like it." If you don't help the master, the old lady will know that she will definitely be angry. Li Shancai pretended to reluctantly agree and said: "Okay, then the master will go to my house with me, the master is very good at kung fu, and it is good to be our family's nursing home for the time being." Guangwu hurriedly thanked him and happily followed Li Shan on the road.