Text Chapter 0766 I Am Your Dish

Now, the ideological struggle between Wang Mumu and Wanyan Taoping has shifted from state affairs to family affairs. In view of this, Yan Taoping was playing a five-year-old child's voice from time to time, waving her tiny arms, shouting that Wang Mumu wanted to pay for everything she was doing now, including crossing, including the hardships she endured in the white mountains and black waters, including the fact that she wanted to come all the way to make peace with her, and said that Wang Mumu had an unshirkable responsibility for this!

Wang Mumu is wronged, where is this? However, after Yan Taoping stared at him for a long time, he said something that made Wang Mumu unable to sit on the balcony anymore. He pulled Yan Taoping and wanted to enter the room, close the door and talk. However, Wanyan Taoping didn't do it! She just wanted to make Wang Mumu at a loss in front of the eyes of the Liuqiu people, the Jurchens, the Liao people, and the Xixia people.

Wanyan Taoping said: "Wang Mumu Wangye, please tell me, tell the truth!" In your previous life, was you also called Wang Mumu? ”

Wang Mumu: "That's right! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "In this life, you are an orphan?" ”

Wang Mumu: "That's right! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "In your previous life, you were also an orphan?" ”

Wang Mumu: "This should be counted, but strictly speaking, it can't be counted!" ”

Wanyan Taoping: "What kind of words are these?" Yes yes yes yes Besides, if you weren't an orphan, why didn't you study in your previous life? Why do you sleep in the school library? Why do you wash dishes and vegetables in the school cafeteria when you are young? ”

Wang Mumu: "Alas, little girl, this, I don't know if it makes sense to say it to you, can you understand it, can you understand it." I was an orphan in my previous life, and I was not. I have biological parents, but I was adopted by my adoptive parents when I was very young. And my adoptive parents jumped off the building in that revolution, and I followed my adoptive parents, and I was the Black Five. So, my biological parents' family avoided me and quickly drew a line. In this way, I will not be able to settle at both ends. Let's say that I am an orphan, my biological parents and brothers and sisters are there, and I can't deceive the organization, and lying about my life experience is also a crime; Say I'm not an orphan, I'm homeless. My original home, that of my wealthy adoptive parents, was raided. The rebels were stationed in the villa, and I was given a lecture: Why should a poor child rebel against his own class? Why should we recognize as parents the bourgeoisie who should cut off their children and grandchildren? We have come to save you, and you will return to the camp of the working people! In this way, I was swept away by the torrent of revolution, and I was never allowed to set foot in the small villa of my adoptive parents again. In those days, I was a black five-class, and I didn't dare to climb the poor and middle peasants; If you dare to persist in blending into the revolutionary ranks of the toiling masses without repentance, you will definitely be trampled on by the revolutionary masses and will never be able to turn over!

So, in desperation, I followed a relative of my adoptive parents to Wuqi Farm. Later, when the situation improved, I returned to the city, and it became my problem to settle down. Thanks to the uncles and aunts I met on the farm, I was enrolled in elementary school, I had no money, I couldn't be a student, so I worked as a handyman such as washing and cleaning, in exchange for some old clothes, old pants and leftovers. I've always been grateful to the middle school principal I met on the farm, who gave me a secondary school enrollment. The three years of junior high school were the happiest three years of my life. I began to have food and clothing, I also began to have my own self-esteem, and I still had hope for life for the first time in those three years, and I felt for the first time that life could be so beautiful. But three years, just three years. I know, what is a phoenix, what is a sparrow, I ...... to survive. Oh, little girl, I slept in the corridor, in the classroom, and in the library in my previous life, how do you know this? This is not the shame of Jingkang, nor is it the 800,000 forbidden army, nor is it the Sugong Causeway of the Three Pools of Yinyue, which has not been recorded in the annals of history, this, how did you know? Well? Say! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Hehe, Lord Mumu, you're a little surprised, aren't you?" Then, I'll give you some more ingredients. Let me tell you, I also know that in the three years of junior high school, you often eavesdropped on a female classmate's piano practice, didn't you? The female classmate was also in the Black Five category, but in the later stage of the Great Revolution, the policy was loosened. The school agreed to allow the female student to come to school to play the piano after school and holidays, and the school was embarrassed not to agree to the female student, because the piano belonged to hers. It's just that when I was sweeping the four olds, it was confiscated. The rebels couldn't play the piano, so they put it on hold at school. At that time, it will not be possible to return it to its rightful owner. But when people asked for a bullet, they were embarrassed to refuse. However, the school was worried about being slandered, so it put forward a win-win condition, asking the female student to clean the floor of the music room. You, Wang Mumu, good, you listened to the sound of the piano, knew what was going on, and took the initiative to clean the floor, and it was here that you made your first peer in your life, and you were still a little beauty. Lord Mumu, am I right? ”

Wang Mumu: "You can know such a private little thing as me?" Little girl, tell me, in addition to traveling through time and space, have you also obtained any dà method that can peep into people's privacy? Can you know a person's past life? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Lord Mumu, are you frightened?" Haha, I'm thinking about it now, should I tell you again that your female classmate also gave you a pair of leather shoes. It was a pair of red leather shoes, and the female classmate smeared it with black shoe polish, and then gave it to you, is there such a thing? The mother of that female classmate, thank you for helping her daughter wash the corridor and give you the first new set of clothes and pants in your life with gauze work gloves. May I ask again, Lord Mumu, is there such a thing? ”

Wang Mumu was about to pop his eyes out of his sockets, grabbed Wanyan Taoping, who was sitting firmly on the chair opposite, and asked face to face and nose to nose: "Little girl!" Tell me the truth! How the hell did you know about these trivial things in my past life? ”

Wanyan Taoping was wrapped in Wang Mumu's arms and couldn't breathe, and opened her mouth to stammer: "Prince, prince, demeanor, demeanor." Lord, please pay attention to your glorious image, okay? If I'm not five years old, fifteen years old, or twenty-five years old, do you think it's too inappropriate for you to forcibly hug me without my consent? Do you want to have anything else? If you don't look at it, the beauties on the lawn who are revolving around you are all starting to deflect their heads. They probably thought that the next step for the prince must be to forcibly ask for a kiss. Alas, my mother more than 900 years later! Her first kiss of a five-year-old girl was snatched away by an old prince who was more than 900 years old! I didn't choose this archaeology major quite well! ”

Wang Mumu was stunned: "What kind of nonsense, I, Wang Mumu, am so anxious in your eyes?" I'm sorry, little girl, it's just that what you said just now had too much impact on me, I'm excited, okay, now, I'm normal, you can sit down, let's continue talking! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Lord Wang, sit down, because there are more exciting things in the back!" Listen, later, I think, you took the technical school entrance examination based on the consideration of your own predicament. At that time, technical schools were managed by the Labor Bureau, unlike other schools that were managed by the Education Bureau, so there was money to pay. At that time, you were very happy because you had no worries about food, clothing, and pocket money. I think you are the leader in the technical school, and while you are a little teacher, you must also be silently paying attention to the female classmate in your junior high school, right? This is your first love, in this period of your life in the happiest and most helpless days, you dare not have any extraneous thoughts, you always look up to the idol in the clouds from afar, she is beautiful, she is generous, she is kind, she is like sunshine. She is excited in your dreams, and as the situation opens, she is more like a budding bud, about to bloom. You know your own catties, you regard her as an idol, you look up at the sun, you look up at the moon, you also know that the sun and the moon are out of reach, and even, you know, think, it's better to think about it in your dreams. ”

Wang Mumu: "Little girl, you can also read minds?" Alas, little girl, the more correct what you say, the more doubts I have in my heart, okay, don't bother you, you continue, today, I admit, I am controlled by you, you do have capital, you are rich enough! But, little girl, little monster, if you don't explain something to me today, I won't end this conversation today! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Lord Wang, genetics, genes, after all, you are inferior to your female classmates in terms of bearing, mood, and cultivation, and you are a little anxious now, aren't you?" Lord, you must promise me that you can listen to the story I want to tell calmly, otherwise, I'm really worried, don't lose control and throw me off the balcony! ”

Wang Mumu: "Then, I promise, I won't do anything!" ”

Wanyan Taoping: "There is no basis for what you say!" ”

Wang Mumu: "Then what do you want me to do?" ”

Wanyan Taoping: "For the safety of you and me, can I tie your hands and feet?" ”

Wang Mumu: "Impossible! It's still the hell of an idea! Little girl, you are very good, you are suitable for MLM, you are quite good at tricks! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Alas, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, who are you, do you know?" You don't know! If you knew, you'd regret it, why didn't you let me be willful for once? Okay, I won't insist on tying you up, if I really tie you up, your Chinese and foreign beauties on the lawn downstairs will definitely pounce on me like crazy. Eight crazy women, I can't bear it! Or, in this way, find you some restraints? You put your hands behind your back, like a kindergarten child, yes, put your feet together, okay, like a good child.

Okay, now I'm going to continue to tell you the story of your female classmate. In the first half of this story, you are the participant, the spectator; In the second half of this story, no one knows the truth except the people involved. This sin under the sun is very sour, absurd, and desolate.

Speaking of that girl, after graduating from high school, what you know is that she and her mother went overseas, and since then, there has been no news. In fact, during this time, the two of them encountered many, many helplessness. At that time, the policy was gradually relaxed. The mother and daughter have relatives overseas, and at this time, their mother is seriously ill, and the daughter has not grown up, and has no six relatives and no money. So, I wanted to go overseas. However, at that time, there was a quota for the issuance of passports for each district and county. You've picked up the kind of household registration uncle who has a penny to hand over, and controls the pass to enter and exit the country. The street where the mother and daughter are located, according to the uncle in charge of the street, there are only three quotas in this street, and your mother and daughter still have two competitors, four more than one, you can do it yourself.

The two competitors, one is the yellow flower girl, who is going to get married overseas; First, newlywed pregnant women are going overseas for reunions. Fourth, the object of competition, under the guidance of his uncle, gradually embarked on the right path, or gradually embarked on the evil path. between each other, from friendly to ambiguous; From you pinching me to you fighting for me; From shaking hands on the table to kicking feet under the table; From harming others and benefiting oneself to having no bottom line. And the uncle laughs at the money, encourages comparison, fishermen profit, and enjoys life. When the Chinese who have not yet become rich are shy in their pockets, they have no money and use their bodies. Uncle told the story, saying how overseas people are not as shy as Chinese, and how your predecessors are more open than you. So, from touching you and not daring to say, to half-pushing and half-pushing; From strong smiles to obedience; From one-on-one, to bed-ridden competition. Uncle fully enjoyed the initiative, thoroughness, perfection and innovation that came with competition.

This mother and daughter, the mother is old and decrepit, and she is seriously ill, and her uncle respects her. The reason why my uncle didn't close the door was because my uncle fell in love with Little Lori, and he fell in love with your female classmate. Mother and daughter don't do it, but is there a way out? Later, my mother thought, this uncle is right, anyway, I will go to the other side of the earth, I, let's fall for a while, except God knows, that is, the devil knows. But the uncle's taste is high, aunt, have you ever seen someone who is willing to gnaw old corn and not eat small glutinous sweet? My uncle's specialty is political and ideological work, and during a home visit, my uncle took both material and spiritual pills together, sleeping pills and threats and temptations, you don't obey, I have photos and videos, it is you who actively corrupt the revolutionary cadres, it is you who want to shake the ruling class, yes......

After chattering like Tang Seng, the uncle got his wish. The uncle realized the great ideal, one bed and three phoenixes, and soared freely. Later, my uncle had his own descendants, and when the quota for the new year was approved, my uncle fulfilled his promise and told the four of you a good news, in view of your selfless dedication, full communication, and long-term consideration, Uncle Ben also tried his best to fight, and now I have won two more places, and the four of you can travel on the same plane.

Afterwards, the smart one, who was no longer the daughter of the yellow flower girl, told the pregnant woman and the mother and daughter on the plane. said, in fact, that uncle, there are already four places, people can play, let us take the initiative to dedicate ourselves, and there is no trouble, and we will get both people and money, and we will be full of passion and ......

Before the words of the yellow flower girl were finished, my grandmother fainted on the plane, and my mother cried secretly and cried in her heart, so she went overseas. When they arrived overseas, the mother and daughter refused all care and struggled alone in a foreign country, and my grandmother finally passed away shortly after my mother gave birth to me. And my mom and I ......."

Wang Mumu: "Slow! Little girl, what are you talking about? You say, 'Me and my Mom'? You say, 'My grandmother'? Could it be that you are the offspring of this mother and daughter? Are you that girl's daughter? Are you the mother's granddaughter? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Yes! Or, Lord Mumu, how can I know about your private little red shoes and yarn clothes? I can't read minds, and I can't telepathize the hearts of people thousands of years from now, I know because I am! ”

Wang Mumu: "Oh, then, little girl, you can call me uncle." Come! Let Uncle come and hug you! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Slow! Tell you! I hate the word 'uncle' right now! I have a pact with you, don't use the word 'uncle' in your future interactions, otherwise, I will be in a bad mood. Besides, you can't call yourself an uncle in front of me! Because! A more appropriate title awaits you, because I want to call you! Shout, Daddy!

Dad, I'm your daughter! Whether you admit it or not! I've already identified it as your daughter! You must be my father, too! Dad! Ask you! You promised? Or don't agree?! ”

Wang Mumu: "This, slow!" At this stage, I have too much stimulation, Xiao Xian'er insists on marrying me, you insist on calling me Dad, let me think about it, think about it. Oh, by the way, your narrative seems to be missing a long paragraph. Since you were born by your mother, what about your father? Where is he? Why doesn't he stay with you? Why did he let you three women bear the hardships of life alone? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "My father? Why didn't he stay with us? Why doesn't he take care of our hardships? Hehe, because, he ran, he ran away, he ran to the Song Dynasty, he ran to the Song Dynasty! ”

Wang Mumu: "Oops! Little girl, what are you talking nonsense! I'm not afraid of you laughing when I say it! I was in my previous life, I was 35 years old, and I haven't been in a relationship yet......"

Wanyan Taoping: "It's normal! Because there are very few good-looking and kind-hearted women in the world who are better looking than my mother. In your previous life, in the era when the four olds were broken, you were fortunate enough to see a beautiful and talented woman like my mother up close in the chaos. Then, after the society was stabilized, there was a new order, people were divided into groups, those talented women and beauties who can only appear in high-end clubs, private parties, and specific circles, you poor bastard, in all probability, you will no longer have any intersection with delicate temperament women. People with different economic bases live in different housing areas, enter different shops, eat in different restaurants, and take different cars. used to be in the sea, so, in the future, the woman who can make you tempted has not appeared, which is normal! ”

Wang Mumu: "Little girl, don't break around!" In my previous life, wasn't I just a poor bastard? I'm worried about eating and drinking, I don't have a house, no home, and no flowers. How can I fall in love? One person suffers, one person suffers, why bother to make two people suffer? A bitter family? Oh, little girl, I'm dizzy too. I didn't even hold a little girl's hand in my previous life, how can you fool yourself and say that I am your father? I'm really wronged, I'm even more wronged than Dou E! In my previous life, I had never slept with a woman at all, so how could I have a daughter? You said! Tell me clearly! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "I say, let me tie your hands and feet, you refuse, hum, will my daughter come to harm his father?" It is said that the daughter is the lover of her father's previous life, so I didn't rush from the afterlife to my previous life to make peace with my father. Look at you, the two-character prince, the first-class master, the dry horse, the vice principal of a famous school, the husband of eight beauties, the plate of a large group of beauties, and the sandwiches of countless admirers. You, you can't control yourself? Let you put your hands and feet away, look at you, now, you are as irritable as thunder, with teeth and claws, what is fierce? Your daughter's story is more than 10,000 words! ”

Wang Mumu: "Don't be a eunuch! Don't ink! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Hehe, the truth is exposed, I forgot that I am a Song person, and even the Internet terms have come out!" ”

Wang Mumu: "Do you want to talk about it?" If you don't talk about it, I'll leave! ”

Wanyan Taoping: "Alas, after 900 years, you will abandon your wife and children, and you will leave casually 900 years ago." Women's hearts, clouds in the sky, what are you making a cameo? I despise you a little, and I suspect that my mother and my grandmother are not human! Well, men are all the same, and when it comes to daughters, they are all yelling. You don't want to think about how cruel, heavy, and unbearable it is to ask me to tell the story of a five-year-old girl!

Alas, it is said that back then, my grandmother and my mother already knew that my mother was pregnant before leaving the country! My mom has never been touched by any man, so the child must be that uncle's! My grandmother quietly hid from my mother and wanted to talk to the uncle, my mother was in his residence, and sensitively aware that the uncle had successfully organized a new round of quota competition. So, my mother gave birth to me overseas, fortunately overseas, if I was still in the mainland, my mother would not be scolded to death, but would be abused to death. However, overseas, in the Tang circle, an illegitimate daughter is not a glorious thing. So, as soon as my mother and my grandmother checked it, they pulled you in. You, Wang Mumu is my father, my mother's husband, and the man left behind by my family in the mainland.

Later, my grandmother was gone. Later, a few years later, my mother had a better life and made some money, so she brought a huge sum of money to the mainland to find you. However, your colleagues, your students, your parents, and your employer don't know where you have gone, and there is no trace of the missing and dead people in the country. Eventually, my mom found the uncle and added a large sum of money to his account. A month later, overseas, a whistleblower letter was written. The organization could not explain the reason for the large amount of unexplained property, and he was shuanggui. ”

Wang Mumu: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know anything about this. I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! So, what happened to your mother? ”

Wanyan Taoping: "My mother's health was not very good, she went overseas, and she worked very hard for me, so when I was a sophomore in high school, she was gone." Therefore, during the college entrance examination, I thought twice about it, and chose archaeology! Okay, I've said so much, Dad, do you recognize me? I have traveled through thousands of years to find you, when I was four years old, I heard that there was a Liuqiu in the Song Kingdom, and there was a Wang Mumu in Liuqiu, and Wang Mumu would build airplanes and ships, so I thought wildly, I hope that the Wang Mumu of Liuqiu is really the Wang Mumu I expected, and it is really the Wang Mumu that my mother wants to entrust. I prayed, I knelt and begged, I thought it must be yes, my crossing must be the eyes of the heavens, so that our father and daughter meet. You say, Dad, yes? Or is it not? ”

Wang Mumu didn't speak, stretched out his hands, and hugged Wanyan Taoping tightly, tightly, tightly, as if he was afraid that the other party would suddenly cross back, he didn't dare to let go......