Qiao Luming took two steps slowly, and suddenly shouted from behind: "Don't, Brother Qiao, there is something to talk about!" ”

"You're six years older than me, aren't you? Isn't it okay to call me big brother? Qiao Luming rolled his eyes, this person, once the festival is put down, the lower limit can be directly ignored.

"Seniority, all seniority, forty and standing in charge of the weak crown of the year called uncle, you are the dart head, according to the generation to call you eldest brother, just right, just right." Li Zihao looked flattering.

"Well, then you can take off your clothes!" Qiao Luming looked at Li Zihao, and then said flatly.

"What? It's not uncommon for the eldest brother to have this hobby, I think Han Gaozu still had a male pet back then, but I have rough skin and rough meat, you can't look down on it, right? But it's hard to say your taste, this, unique, but I don't have experience! Li Zihao wiped his nosebleed, his face was crimson, and he looked reluctant.

Damn, Qiao Luming looked at the expression of this product, and contacted him, and immediately knew that Li Zihao wanted to be crooked, and it was more than a little crooked. Qiao Luming shuddered and said coldly, "You don't have much time, right?" How much more can you say? ”

"Can you prepare somewhat? After all、、、" Li Zihao was about to say something, Qiao Luming directly began to pour the antidote, "Take it off, when will I stop when I will take it off!" ”

"Take off!" Li Zihao didn't say a word, and immediately took off a few clothes, leaving the white obscene pants he was wearing inside. Then he looked at Qiao Luming in a daze.

"Look at what I'm doing, take it off!" Qiao Luming wanted to pour the antidote again.

"Ahh Li Zihao is very crisp and smooth, although people who practice martial arts are not afraid of ordinary cold and heat, but they still have goosebumps. Because Qiao Luming looked at Li Zihao with vicious eyes, a lot of up and down, over and over again.

"It's small." Qiao Luming continued.

"Your sister! Ah, no, you're so right. Li Zihao was depressed, as a man, he was forced to strip naked by another man, and then he sarcastically mocked you, and wanted to refute and scold people, but he was restrained by the person who said it, because Qiao Luming raised the antidote in his hand.

"Go to Chengnan Street outside the alley, and I'll tell you how to do it then." Li Zihao was still waiting for Qiao Luming to be destroyed, but he didn't expect to wait for such a sentence.

"Big brother, you're telling me to die, right? It's immoral to openly expose your body in the bazaar! According to the consistent style of the government, to put it more seriously, I just despise the etiquette law, what if I flip through the "Da Ming Law", casually make me a crime among the ten evils, and whip me in public? In case I accidentally bump into someone's arms again, and that person shamelessly accuses me of molestment, I will be immersed in the pig cage is considered light! Li Zihao was sad and angry, now he finally fully understood Qiao Luming's plan, this plan is not poisonous.

The "Da Ming Law" was made by the Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang and the old man Zhu, and the scope is not extensive, including the five punishments (flogging, rod, apprenticeship, flow, death), the ten evils (rebellion, rebellion, disobedience, disrespect, filial piety, disharmony, injustice, civil strife), eight discussions (discussion of relatives, discussion of reason, discussion of merit, discussion of merit, discussion of ability, discussion of diligence, discussion of nobles, and discussion of guests), as well as miscellaneous miscellaneous items such as official law, household law, etiquette law, military law, criminal law, and work law.

Lao Zhu is a ruthless character, the folk have a nickname for the Hongwu period, called the Chongdian Era, in other words, Lao Zhu sees that you are not happy, then put you to death, now his son Zhu Di is the emperor, although the style has eased, but it is known as the one of Zhu Yuanzhang's sons who is most like Lao Zhu, and the canon law naturally did not fall.

But the two of Lao Zhu's family have a characteristic, that is, they focus on the implementation of the "Da Ming Law" on officials, especially Lao Zhu, and the four major cases of Hongwu are not in vain. All the officials are trembling, but the yang pole must be yin, and the object pole must be reversed, and the officials are thinking in their hearts: The top will rectify me, then I will fix the bottom, there is no charge to say, once the crime is confirmed, hum, I will act according to the law!

So if Li Zihao dares to go out like this openly, the etiquette law must be committed, if there happens to be his own elders in the crowd, show your elders**, directly unfilial piety and disrespect! Therefore, Li Zihao's face at this time was as if he had eaten hundreds of flies.

"I think if you pour some more, the rest of the medicine will not be able to solve your poison, right?" Qiao Luming glanced at the bottle. "Moreover, with your martial arts, after causing a riot, find a chance to escape, there is still a chance. If you don't get out, then you won't get the antidote, and this is a dead end! ”

"And how do you give me the antidote? And a thousand machine poisons can kill people in two quarters of an hour, I'm afraid I don't have time to wait until then to take the antidote, right? Li Zihao said with a dark face.

"Then it depends on whether you want to live or not, if you spend two more words, you will have one less chance to live! I don't think you care too much. Qiao Luming stuffed the bottle and put it away, "I will put the antidote on a baked cake stall on Chengnan Street, you can get it yourself, if you can't get it, it's your problem, it has nothing to do with me!" By the way, don't go out with your clothes on, if the riot doesn't start, I'll take the antidote at any time, I'm sure you won't doubt my abilities. After saying that, Qiao Luming flashed and disappeared into the alley.

"Ge Laozi! Every time he thinks something, he can see it. Li Zihao did plan to go out to get it directly with his clothes, but now he can only walk to the mouth of the alley bare-chested, at this time Li Zihao is already red all over his body, and his nosebleed stains a large area of his chest, has he already had a seizure? Li Zihao was short of breath.

Sister, I said that I was not allowed to wear clothes, and I didn't say that I was not allowed to cover my face, the man covered his face, and the bottom looked the same. Li Zihao could only comfort himself in his heart, and went back to tear a piece of cloth on his clothes and cover his face. The heart is really much calmer, which shows that it is easier to deceive yourself than to deceive others.

The morning sun rises, the fog dissipates, and Penglai City glows with different vitality and different charm.

On Chengnan Street, the market has entered the final stage, and the people are full of voices and cars and horses. Sell at a low price, leave when you sell out, and if you don't leave, it's not a person's slogan written in charcoal everywhere, making the whole street like a ghost painting. But the slogan of low price can't stop the buyer from bargaining, so the chopping is really chopping. Fortunately, there were officials who maintained order to stop them.

And at this moment, Chengnan Street was in an uproar, because a masked ** man suddenly rushed into the crowd, swayed away the crowd, and searched for the baked cake stall, but the sea of people was vast, except for the surprised, contemptuous, and angry faces, the rest were all the back of the head, and there was a woolen baked cake stand?

Scammed? Li Zihao was puzzled, but his body's reaction couldn't help but think about it, because the heat in his body had become more and more serious, was he going to die? But why am I so excited? Back to light?

"Catch this pervert." Suddenly, a person pushed aside the crowd of onlookers, pointed at Li Zihao and shouted, everyone saw that it was an official who was watching the city gate.

But the unity of the group when there is a lively watch cannot be underestimated, so two big men appeared in the crowd, and they lifted the official messenger out of the crowd, and the crowd took the initiative to plug the gap. Relying on their physical advantages, the two big men soon squeezed into the middle of the crowd again, and everyone cast adoring eyes.

These two people held their heads high and looked down at everyone heroically, trying to obstruct the excitement in the group? This idea should never have been.

Li Zihao thought about whether to attack a few people, kill chickens and monkeys, make them afraid of each other, and quickly disperse, but after seeing this posture, Li Zihao estimated that only a small number of people would disperse by then, and that small part was the people who were attacked by himself.

Others can't feel the danger, and looking at the impenetrable human wall, even if there are one or two people who want to retreat, they don't have the physique of a person who practices martial arts, and it is not an ordinary difficulty to quit. And the crowd is still expanding, gathering more and more.

The vendors heard the news that there was a wealthy man who was buying all their goods, and the people visiting the market heard another news that someone was selling their goods at a loss. The officials at the gate heard that someone was beating people in the market. So for a while, those who knew something, those who didn't know something, or those who knew it were messy, were crowding into the crowd.

The crowd is getting bigger and bigger, and the voice of questions is getting louder and louder, because most of the people are asking, especially in the periphery of the crowd, except for a scoop of head melon seeds, nothing can be seen, and the heart is anxious, this excitement is not waiting for anyone, so the people next to them asked, regardless of whether people saw it or not: "What happened?" ”

"It's so exciting!"

"I ask you what's going on?"

"I don't know."

"Then you say wonderful?"

"What the buddy in front of me said!"

Finally, in the chaos, the people on the periphery showed signs of dissipation, because the officials began to collect the vendors' things, and the vendors instantly turned into birds and beasts and dispersed, for them, the officials at this time behaved the same as the bandits.

But the vendors are easy to do, how can the ordinary people who visit the market get it? There's no reason to evict someone? Occupy the street? Jokes aside, today is the regular market, and the ten-meter-wide street is designed to accommodate this crowded flow of people. So the crowd is fearless, still so united, so crowded.

"What for, what for?" An official was sweating profusely, and he was finally squeezing into the crowd, but he saw a circle of indignant faces, if his eyes could kill, this official was estimated to have been executed by Ling Chi. All resistance pales in the face of a united mass.

At this time, Li Zihao was completely stunned, who could be indifferent under the gaze of so many people, even if you covered your face. And what's even more terrifying is that after the body is hot, the lower body still holds its head high, which complements Li Zihao's lowered head, which is so harmonious.

What is this special is also the effect of a thousand machine poisons? Li Zihao was suspicious?

The surrounding crowd was in an uproar again, so they began to denounce this guy who was naked in the bazaar, what a thousand people were referring to! Li Zihao really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.