Chapter 650: Makeover
Xiao Qi has lived in this environment all the year round, and has developed a remarkable skill, although he has suffered some unwarranted disasters today, but he forgot everything after two sips of wine.
It's just that the amount of alcohol he drinks is really not very good, and after only two sips, his face is already red and his drunkenness is faint.
Yue Shao'an looked at him like this, and laughed softly: "Xiao Qi, your amount of wine is too bad, how can you do this." ”
"No, no......" Xiao Qi waved his hand and said, "Big brother, you don't understand this." I'm a shell lang climbing the scale pole, and I know how many pounds and taels I have. I can control the amount of alcohol I drink. Drinking is a kind of enjoyment that seems to be drunk but not drunk, and now the wine I buy there on weekdays like me is to drink it once in a while, and the amount is pitiful. If you don't learn to drink a little less, you can talk about enjoyment there......"
Yue Shao'an was slightly stunned, nodded and said, "That makes sense." As he spoke, he poured all the remaining wine into his throat, and the two of them looked up to the sky and sang, howling the tune in their hearts, in this ruined temple, the two beggars were so emotional, if they fell in the eyes of others, it would be a wonder.
The breeze is quiet, the cool air is gusting, on the small mound in front of the gate of Xuxian County, the sound of the wolf crying ghost in the broken temple is faintly transmitted into the city, the crying children are scared, and the passers-by are afraid to go out, and in the middle of the night, it is indeed a little scary.
After being suppressed for so long, Yue Shao'an was "indulged" this night, and the next morning, before dawn, he got up. Xiao Qi was still woken up by him in his sleep, his sleepy eyes were hazy, and he said, "Shell Lang gets up early, go to the." ”
Yue Shaoan couldn't help but laugh in surprise, slapped him, and said, "You kid, where did you get so much nonsense." I'm going to leave here today, and I want to ask if you'd like to come with me? If you don't, you can say something, and if you don't, you will sleep with you, and I will leave. There's some gold here, and you can take it and do some small business, so you don't have to beg in the future. If you wish, then get up and hurry. ”
"Let's go?" Xiao Qi rubbed his eyes and said, "Where are you going?" ”
"Why do you ask so much, to go or not to go?" Yue Shaoan looked at him with a smile on his face. After waking up this morning, he thought a lot, it was never a way to go on the road alone like this, and now the entire Song Realm was full of people who arrested him, and every city had his portrait, and if he was not careful, he might fall into the hands of the other party. Therefore, he decided to take Xiao Qi on the road, so that he could come forward for many things that were inconvenient for him to come forward. Of course, the most important point is that Yue Shaoan really likes this little beggar. Although he has no special strengths, he is even greedy and lazy, flamboyant, and his mouth is dirty, but he attaches great importance to love and righteousness, which is even more commendable after Yue Shao'an has fled from all sides.
Xiao Qi thought for a moment, nodded heavily, got up, and said, "Okay, big brother, I'll listen to you." Let's go! ”
Yue Shaoan stretched out his hand and rubbed his messy hair, smiled slightly, got up and walked to the door, and with a gentle push, the door collapsed. "Bang dang!" The sound of the door panel falling to the ground came into Xiao Qi's ears, and Xiao Qi slapped his head and said, "Big brother, don't jump out of the window!" So saying, he ran over a few steps, and after lifting the door panel and erecting it anew, he clapped his hands and jumped out of the collapsed window on the side.
Yue Shaoan looked at him, a little helpless, and said, "I'm already leaving, and I don't think I'll come back here in the future." Why do you care so much? ”
Xiao Qi smiled and said: "After all, after living for so long, how can I have some feelings, even if I want to leave, I can't just leave it or not, whether it is ...... or not."
Yue Shaoan looked at him meaningfully, nodded, and said, "Okay!" It's up to you. ”
The two of them went on the road in the morning, and Xiao Qi suggested going to the city to get some dry food, but Yue Shaoan didn't want to cause more trouble, so he didn't enter the county seat again, and went straight to the detour. In this way, the two of them really suffered a little, because from morning to evening, there were no more people on the road, and Yue Shao'an fled for a month. Xiao Qi was a little unbearable, a pair of shoes that were already tattered, and at this moment the sole and upper of the shoe were completely separated, and he couldn't walk at all. He learned from Yue Shao'an to tear his clothes into strips of cloth and wrap them tightly around his feet, which made him feel better. Knowing that at this moment, he understood why Yue Shao'an was dressed like this. also understood that Yue Shao'an should really not be a beggar, because at the end of the day, his clothes were not much worse than those on Yue Shao'an's body, and some places had begun to show his flesh......
Xiao Qi looked at Yue Shao'an with a bitter face and asked, "Big brother, we don't eat and drink water, and we are walking on such a rugged mountain road, how long will it take to fall to the ground." If it goes on like this, I think we're just a shell lang giving a bride price and sending it to death......"
Yue Shaoan laughed and said, "You can still say ridiculous things, it's obviously okay, you just refuse to accept the bride price of the shell lang." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and said, "Look, there is a river ahead, let's go wash it later, and catch a few fish to eat." ”
Xiao Qi looked at it for a long time but didn't see where the river Yue Shao'an said, but there was hope in his heart, it was always good, so he couldn't help but speed up his pace, and the two of them walked for about half an hour, and there was really a river in front of him, Xiao Qi was overjoyed and said: "Big brother, your eyesight is so strong, and you can see it from such a distance?" ”
Yue Shaoan smiled and shook his head, without explaining, where is his strong eyesight, but he had passed by here when he was marching in the past, so he deduced it from his memory, in fact, he was not sure when he spoke, he just wanted to give Xiao Qi some motivation. He only knew this moment that he dared to be sure that his memory was not wrong.
Since this river can be determined, in his memory, Yue Shaoan still vaguely knows that there is a small town not far from here, and at the moment, the two of them are not fishing to satisfy their hunger, but they just wash their faces and look for that town.
After another hour, the sky had completely darkened, and the two finally found the town in Yue Shaoan's memory. Stepping into the only street in the town, there are very few pedestrians on the road, and it looks unusually deserted. At the same time, there were no official errands and portraits, so Yue Shaoan was relieved. Xiao Qi couldn't wait to walk towards a tavern. But he was pulled back by Yue Shao'an, Xiao Qi was strange, and said: "Big brother, I am very hungry now, you let me beg for some food to satisfy my hunger first, and the rest will be talked about later." ”
Yue Shaoan slapped him on the head angrily, and scolded with a smile: "You are a worthless product, what are you begging for now that you have money, and you are afraid that he will not sell food and eat with you when you give him money?" Why endure the scolding to eat his leftovers. ”
Xiao Qi smiled, with an expression of sudden realization, scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and said, "Hehe...... Get used to it, get used to it......" With that, he hurried back towards the tavern.
Yue Shaoan dragged him back again and said, "What are you anxious about?" Wait a while, can you starve to death? ”
"Big brother, I can't die of hunger, but I don't feel good." Xiao Qi looked hungry and said: "Since he has money, he will sell us to eat, so what are you waiting for, the sky and the earth are big, and the belly is the biggest." The shell lang also knows that I am at home under cow dung, so I am not hungry, let alone us? ”
Yue Shaoan smiled a little bitterly: "Then you have to change your suitcase, just like this, don't you want people to blow it out when you go?" Besides, what should you do if you run into a group of officials from Xu County again? ”
"This ......" Xiao Qi was a little embarrassed. Shaking his head, he said, "I don't know, big brother, what do you say?" ”
Yue Shaoan did not answer, but strode away with his hands behind his back and his head held high. Xiao Qi looked strange, and then followed. The two came to a ready-to-wear store, Yue Shaoan walked in, but Xiao Qi was a little hesitant, he frequented restaurants and restaurants most often, but this kind of place is rarely visited.
At first, the owner of the ready-to-wear store saw a man dressed like a beggar walking in, frowned and was about to drive the person out, and was about to speak, when he suddenly saw Yue Shao'an Sui's clothes in tatters, but the look on his face was not like a beggar at all, but like a military master who had lost a battle. In the past, there were also some soldiers who had lost the battle and did nothing when they fled for their lives, making themselves disgraced, but once they were safe, they were in front of the people.
Therefore, the boss hurriedly swallowed back the words that had reached his lips, changed his words with a smile, and said: "This ......" He thought about it, and felt that it might not be appropriate to call him a military master, and people might not want to reveal his identity, so he changed his name and said, "This uncle, do you want to buy clothes?" ”
"Uh-huh!" Yue Shaoan nodded arrogantly and said, "I said shopkeeper, I not only have to buy clothes, but also pants, shoes, and hats, do you have here?" Oh! By the way, I met a strongman on the road and was robbed of my clothes and luggage, but I still had some silver on my body. Moreover, I am a person who knows the goods, and the shopkeeper must not criticize me, if it is ......"
"Uncle, don't worry." When the boss heard that he hadn't asked the other party how he could do this, he hurriedly explained to the convenience, and affirmed the idea in his heart, the so-called people don't fight with the officials, and in this kind of war and turmoil, the people dare not fight with the army. Immediately, his expression became more respectful, looking at Yue Shao'an as if he was a little anxious, and hurriedly said: "Although the things in the small shop dare not say how much they are compared to those high-end goods in the city, but the price is absolutely fair, Tong Su is not deceitful, everything you need, our store has it, but these shoes are only high-quality cowhide boots, the price is a little more expensive, if you need other styles." But wait until tomorrow, there are more styles of shoes in Wang's mother opposite the store. ”
Yue Shaoan nodded, suddenly waved his hand again, and said, "Forget it, this ...... Well, I'm in a hurry, I can't wait for tomorrow. Bring me what you have. ”
The boss didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly brought up a pair of clothes for Yue Shaoan to pick and choose. Yue Shao'an picked up a scholarly shirt and shook his head, pulled it up and threw it out the door, and said, "Shopkeeper, what are you doing?" Don't you see the image of Uncle Ben? Be rough, wild, and able to support the mighty ...... of Uncle Ben," he said, and subconsciously touched the long beard on his chin that had not been trimmed for a long time.
The boss wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Uncle, you, you...... If you don't like it, don't throw it away, the small one will be changed for you again......" said as he ran out to pick up the clothes.
Yue Shaoan waved his hand and said, "Forget it, although Uncle Ben doesn't need it, but there is a brother at the door, let him wear it." You write down the money first, and then pay it to you later. ”
The boss hurriedly nodded in agreement. I went to find the clothes that were "rough, wild, and able to support the majesty of this uncle" for Yue Shao'an.
Xiao Qi, who was a little nervous outside the door, heard Yue Shao'an showing off his martial arts inside, and couldn't help but feel envious, and gave a thumbs up in admiration, and sighed in his heart, if he could do this one day. However, as soon as his emotion came out, a piece of clothing was thrown up on his head, and then he heard Yue Shaoan's words. Knowing that the clothes were given to him, he hesitated for a moment, then immediately took off the rags on his body and changed his clothes.
However, although it was dark at this time, and the pedestrians on the street were extremely scarce, it was not nothing, and his "bare buttocks" on the street suddenly attracted the exclamation of an aunt, only to see the aunt running with her eyes in her hands, cursing something over and over again, as for the hands covering her eyes, whether the fingers were forked, it was unknown.
Xiao Qi was shocked in his heart, and he didn't know what to do. I heard Yue Shaoan scolding: "You said that you changed your clothes on the street." By the way, that woman scolded you, and you were scolded by him like this? Why don't you beat her up? Lao Tzu's people have all been thrown away for you. Shopkeeper, do you have a place to change clothes here, hurry up and let him in. ”
The boss sweated in his heart, and wanted to say something, but he endured it again, we can't afford to provoke it, and it's better to have more than one thing, so it's right to let them buy clothes and leave. Immediately, he let Xiao Qi in outside the store.
Yue Shao'an put the score for a while, and then he and Xiao Qi packed up and walked out of the store. The boss sent the two out like a plague god, and hurriedly closed the door of the store.
When Yue Shaoan and Xiao Qi walked on the street from the beginning, they had already changed their appearance. The so-called people rely on clothes and horses to rely on the saddle, at this moment, Xiao Qi is not only messy with hair, but the whole person is unusually delicate, and he looks like a young man.
And Yue Shao'an has returned to his former appearance, and now he is basically the same as before, except for the addition of a big beard, which makes him a little stronger than before, there is basically no big change in others. Xiao Qi looked at Yue Shao'an, his eyes were full of brilliance, and he said in surprise: "Big brother, it turns out that you are so good-looking, it seems that this dress does have a lot to do with it." ”
Yue Shaoan kicked him lightly and said, "Don't pat the sycophants." Aren't you hungry? Hurry up and eat. ”
"Hey! Ay!! Xiao Qi agreed and ran quickly towards the restaurant.
As soon as it came to eating, Xiao Qi became energetic and asked for a table of dishes, he first gnawed most of the chicken, and then drank a sip of wine, and then opened the conversation. The topic, naturally, is inseparable from the dish, what dishes are a little excessive, what dishes are a lot of ingredients, he said exactly the same, and in the end, the chicken that he had eaten most of the chicken just now was also devalued by him. Yue Shaoan was dumbfounded.
"I said, Xiao Qi, were you really a beggar before?" Yue Shaoan asked tentatively.
"Of course." Xiao Qi nodded heavily and said, "I think back then, my master and six senior brothers, I also ate all the streets and alleys of Bianjing City, what ......?"
"Okay, okay......" Yue Shaoan hurriedly stretched out his hand and pressed it, and said, "Stop." Eat vegetables, talk less......"
"Full ......"
"Uh......" Yue Shaoan feigned anger and said, "You're full, so I don't have an appetite, right......?"
"Big brother, I didn't mean that......"
"And what do you mean?"
"This ......"
"Clucking......" There was a sound of clenching fists that moved the joints. Yue Shaoan smiled at Xiao Qi.
Xiao Qi's scalp was numb for a while, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Big brother, I was wrong......
After dinner, the two found an inn and stayed. Yue Shao'an was reminded by Xiao Qi's words, which made him have some ideas in his heart, and decided to let his appearance change a little. Today he deliberately tried to make himself pretend to be rough, but he didn't expect to get a miracle effect, so he decided to start there. Today he bought a samurai suit, but what he bought for Xiao Qi was a scholar's suit. After the two of them bathed and changed clothes, Yue Shaoan made some hair and stuck it on his eyebrows and beard, and then deliberately blackened his face, so that he completely became a "big man".
The two of them came out again on the second day, but they had completely changed their taste, Xiao Qi was like a scholar who was studying, and Yue Shao'an had completely become a thug who took care of the house, if he wasn't an acquaintance, he would definitely not recognize him.
After making this cover-up, Yue Shaoan felt that it was almost over, and he should no longer be as cautious as before, so he hired a carriage and headed straight for Hangzhou City.
The carriage was galloping on the pipeline, but it was not as provenance as Yue Shaoan imagined, but there were a few places, and most of them were also coping, and those poor people would not check how to study on their own. This made his hanging heart gradually relax. Knowing this moment, he noticed that in addition to some clothes and dry food, the two of them actually had an extra package.
Driven by curiosity, Yue Shaoan picked up the package and asked Xiao Qi, "What is this?" ”
Xiao Qi's face turned red and said, "Nothing." With that, he hurriedly snatched the package back. But the more he was like this, the more suspicious Yue Shaoan became. I couldn't help but reach out and grab it again.
"Big brother, there's really nothing ......" Xiao Qi hurriedly explained, but didn't snatch it from Yue Shao'an again.
Yue Shao'an untied it, but saw that it was actually the beggar suit that Xiao Qi was wearing before. I couldn't help but be surprised: "Why are you keeping this?" ”
"This ...... I ......" Xiao Qi was a little embarrassed, and said: "I think, maybe I can use it in the future, so I kept ......"
Yue Shaoan couldn't help but be angry and funny, and said, "Why, I have so little confidence in your eldest brother, and follow me, will I still let you beg?" ”
"No, no, no......" Xiao Qi hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Big brother, I didn't mean that, I just ......"
"Can't you let go of your previous identity?" Yue Shaoan wondered.
"I don't know......" Xiao Qi shook his head.
Yue Shaoan looked at him, smiled softly, and said, "Forget it, if you want to keep it, you can keep it, I won't embarrass you." With that, he digressed the topic and turned the matter over.
The carriage galloped all the way, extremely fast, and in the direction of Hangzhou City, a long shadow was left behind the car......