The people around Luo Ming all looked in pain, and it seemed that there was no one who was immune to Luo Ming's narcissism. When the faces of more than a dozen people became darker and darker, Luo Ming said simply: "That old man is not simple, we can't afford to provoke him!" ”

"In the territory of Penglai Mansion, even the government has to give us three points of thin noodles for the Dingyuan Dart Bureau, can this pickled old man go to the sky?" The bearded man said disdainfully.

Luo Ming still looked at him with contempt, in his eyes, what other people said was almost equivalent to fart, so after Luo Ming despised it to his heart's content, he said leisurely: "He subconsciously returned the salute to the fullest, it can be seen from this point that he is from a rich and noble eunuch family, but he has the smell of urine on his body, what kind of status, educated person will let himself have the smell of urine?" ”

Seeing that Luo Ming stopped talking again, the people around him had black lines on their faces, the advantage of this Luo Dart is that he has many friends and is thoughtful, but the shortcomings are also very prominent, that is, narcissism, and what is more prominent is that he loves to show off and show off his narcissism. Luo Ming's mantra is: I am jealous of my own wisdom.

Seeing that the inquisitive gaze of his subordinates slowly turned into hateful eyes, Luo Ming said: "Eunuch, as a royal servant, his upbringing can only be better than anyone else, but because the eunuch has lost the man's tools, he will always stand on his clothes when urinating, so the eunuch will have a smell of filth." ”

Luo Ming's eyes turned cold, and he continued: "And the handlebars of the cars behind are all high and bulging, and the blood vessels are swelling, and you are a master at a glance." When I spoke to the old men, their right hands were in their arms, and I was sure they were holding weapons in their hands, ready to kill us. ”

"Even if that old man is an old eunuch, they add up to only eight people, how can we beat them with a dozen of us!" The bearded old man's personality belongs to the rectum, even if Luo Ming is his superior, but if he doesn't say anything, it's not him.

Everyone else looked at the bearded man, aren't you cheap? Show off your analytical skills in front of Luo Ming? So the others didn't speak, and looked sympathetically, because Luo Ming's eyes of contempt were even stronger.

"It could be Jinyiwei, who knows! And there is no flying fish suit, anyway, a eunuch can walk outside with seven masters, in the final analysis, it is for the royal family, we can't talk about it, what can we do if we fight? Kill the royal man? This is the sin of the Nine Clans, and we can't afford to provoke it! Let's go, go back to town! Luo Ming waved his hand, turned around and walked towards Penglai City.

"Luo Tou? We haven't caught Qiao Luming yet! "The bearded man is in a hurry, these are three red arrows, the highest level of command, you just shake the orders of the big boss and the second boss? At most, you will be scolded by the big boss, but we still have to eat in the dart game!

"Catch a fart, with Qiao Luming's consciousness and martial arts, it's just a gesture to get into that convoy! And he's sure we don't dare to search for that guy, this guy is probably already gone by now. Luo Ming showed a look of chagrin in his eyes, everyone thought that Luo Ming was sad because he let go of such a good opportunity, and was about to step forward to persuade a few words, but Luo Ming then said: "I hate my wisdom too much, why can I see at a glance that this group of people can't be provoked?" Sometimes stupidity is a kind of happiness! If the second master is here, it is estimated that he will go directly, right? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" A few people behind him coughed wildly, and their eyes looked around, this Luo Ming slandered the second leader in public, and seemed to classify all the people around him into the stupid industry. But just by looking at it, you can conclude that Qiao Luming ran away with the team, where does this confidence come from? Everyone looked at Luo Ming in front of them, and they were immediately relieved, this product is so confident!

On the avenue far away from Penglai City, the old man suddenly raised his hand, the convoy stopped at a moment, the old man was on the mule cart, there was a tremor, 'boom' The goods were scattered, a figure jumped out and landed leisurely, it was actually Qiao Luming, Qiao Luming patted the dust on his body, and then hugged his fist at the old man and said: "Thank you!" ”

"Xie Mao Xie, pay quickly!" The old man was not surprised by the sudden appearance of a person at all, and he did not have the kind of self-cultivation he had before, he crossed Erlang's legs, stretched out his hand, looked at Qiao Luming who was standing next to the car and said.

"Talking about money hurts feelings!" Qiao Luming smiled and waved his hand, disapproving!

"Feelings? Can this thing be eaten? What a money! You, pay quickly. The old man spat and foamed: "It's easy for me to pour urine on my body and pretend to be a eunuch!" If you don't give it to me, you'll do it! As soon as the old man's voice fell, the seven handlebars behind him pulled out the knives in the car one after another, and looked at Qiao Luming coldly, with a posture of not cutting you to death immediately.

"Don't, I can't give this money! Am I like that? Qiao Luming looked at the seven masters with high temples, weighed it, and singled out seven, it was really not an opponent! Why Heads-Up Seven? This group of people is about to rush up at a glance, can they still come with you one by one? So Qiao Luming took out a money bag directly from his arms, and threw it directly to the old man without counting it.

The old man was still hungry for money just now, but now he put it in his arms without counting, and he was about to leave with a wave of his hand. Qiao Luming suddenly spoke: "Old man Mo, where did you get so many masters?" ”

In Qiao Luming's heart, the masters are very arrogant, just like himself, although he works for the Dingyuan Dart Bureau, he has never really obeyed the orders of the big boss, let alone the second master Li Zhong, Qiao Luming is not negotiable about Li Zhong, and there will be no psychological obstacles!

"Master?" Old Man Mo squinted at the seven fierce handlebar styles, and then said, "Master fart!" ”

"What? Then this temple 、、、," Qiao Luming pointed to his temple.

Old man Mo looked down at Qiao Luming, and the contempt in his eyes was about to catch up with Luo Ming: "Is the bulging temple a master?" Who told you that a master will have a bulge in his temples? You're a master, do you have a bulge in your temples? There is a saying in traditional Chinese medicine that this is called fire, which causes the blood qi to be too strong, swelling the blood vessels, and making the temples bulge, don't you know? Also ranked fourth among the masters of martial arts? I just found a few tall and cruel-looking ones, and used the fierce medicine to make them angry. ”

Qiao Luming's heart was surging at this time! It has always been rumored that the temple bulge is a master of deep internal strength, although I don't know when I heard this statement, but I have believed it for more than 20 years, and today I was said by Old Man Mo, and then touched my temple. Bulge a hair, damn it, empiricism is harmful! I've listened to the theory for so many years, but it's just a sign of fire?

As for this old man Mo, he is a well-known liar in the rivers and lakes, and Qiao Luming has a lot of ways to teach and teach nine streams, knowing that there must be people from the Dingyuan Dart Bureau ambushed outside Penglai City, and according to the character and ability of the dart head in the dart game, Qiao Luming guessed that it was Luo Ming who was ambushed outside the city.

So in view of Luo Ming's character, Qiao Luming decided to use some special methods to hide from the world! Because thoughtful people think too much, they are often more likely to fall into the trap of thinking logic, but they can only fool the past if they have a clever layout.

Qiao Luming was very lucky, because Old Man Mo, the number one liar in the rivers and lakes, happened to be in Penglai City. So in front of the No. 1 liar in the rivers and lakes, Luo Ming was unfortunately shaken. And it was shaken by the raised temples after the fire, if Luo Ming, who was narcissistic about his IQ, knew, it was estimated that he would vomit blood three liters and die immediately.

Just now, I was thinking that I couldn't beat seven masters, but now Qiao Luming found that this is all a fart, and he estimates that it will only take two rounds to cut down this gang of fake masters, and the gap in Qiao Luming's heart at this time is not ordinarily large.

"What did you give them?" In Qiao Luming's opinion, these seven handlebar-style temples are about to explode no matter how much drumming is done, if it is according to Old Man Mo's theory, what kind of fire does this have to be to drum like this? Why does it have to be a perfect tonic soup, right?

"Korean ginseng! One pound per person! Boil the soup and drink it. Old man Mo said calmly.

'Poof', Qiao Luming seemed to hear an arrow in his heart, a pound of Korean ginseng, and a pound per person! Qiao Luming found that he underestimated Old Man Mo too much, this guy succeeded in the scam, it can be said that he was going to die, but this dead hand was all on others.

Seeing Qiao Luming's uncertain face, Old Man Mo covered his clothes and looked guarded: "What? Still want to grab money back? ”

"Can you be sunnier in your heart?" Qiao Luming scolded this old chrysanthemum in his heart, how does this action look like he wants to do something to him, anyway, I am also a real master, will I do anything to grab money?

"Hehe, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Where do you go next? Old man Mo was thick-skinned, and there was no embarrassment in his eyes.

"Tell you what?" Turned around and went to the Dingyuan Dart Bureau to sell my whereabouts? Qiao Luming had no doubt that this old man Mo would do this! And with Old Man Mo's professional ability, a single piece of whereabouts news can deceive the Dingyuan Dart Game to the brink of bankruptcy.

"Can you be a little sunny?" Old Man Mo despised Qiao Luming again, then waved his hand, pulled the reins, and the mule cart jingled and quickly disappeared.

"Damn, what about the horses?" After a while, Qiao Luming picked up the bushes and scolded in the direction where Old Man Mo disappeared, this old chrysanthemum even cheated on the money of a horse, and said that he would prepare a horse for himself on the side of the road, but Qiao Luming found that he was still too simple, because he would actually believe the words of a number one liar in the rivers and lakes.

It's a long road, but how can you go? Qiao Luming looked at the rising sun, he couldn't go to the village or the store, did he have to rely on light work? Just kidding, right? This internal force is not enough! Ordinary people think that martial arts masters are in a hurry, that's pure nonsense, have you ever seen a boat that can swim and don't sit, do you have to swim across the river by yourself? Even if there is such a neuropathy, it is difficult to say whether there is such sufficient internal strength!

Although facing the rising sun, Qiao Luming suddenly remembered a sentence in his heart: Withered vines and old trees are faint crows. It's so desolate!