The wedding preparations convened by the eldest princess continued.

Yuwen Rounu continued the eldest princess's words and said, "Sister, I feel the same way as you. Little Helen has always called me my second mother, and if she changes her name to my second sister in the future, she is really not used to it. But, seriously, she is not really our child, and we support her so unreservedly, which is indeed a coexistence of risk and opportunity. ”

The eldest princess was a little helpless: "I first said these two anonymous letters one after another, I was thinking that if we accepted Hu Erniang, then Little Helen's problem would be half solved." She will no longer have any ambiguous strange thoughts of 'one daughter marrying' and 'being Hu Erke's wife'. Alas, I'm now in the mood that a mother doesn't want her daughter to go astray, isn't it, it's a little funny? A bit confusing? Well? ”

Hu Sanniang was very straightforward: "Sister Princess, why don't we turn Little Helen's husband into our prince's wife first, so that Little Helen can be more sober in the chaotic relationship, and the follow-up will depend on the development of the situation, okay?" ”

The eldest princess smiled bitterly: "Alas, third sister, don't you think you are full of sick sentences?" What someone's husband becomes someone's wife, you are Nuwa? Are you making clay figurines? However, this can only be the case. Then, Hu Erniang, third sister, you go and tell your second sister; On the prince's side, let me tell you. That is, the third sister, our relationship here is a bit complicated, in terms of precedence, Hu Erniang will have to call us sister in the future, including Hu, east, west, north and south, all of them are her sisters; But she's your sister again, hehe, it's a twist and turn, another riddle. ”

Hu Dong hurriedly said: "Sisters, in fact, it's no problem for me to call Hu Erniang with the three people in the southwest and south......

Yuwen Rounu soothed: "Fourth sister, you don't have to be modest about this, seniority is a must, let's all listen to the princess." ”

The eldest princess faced the facts: "Alas, emotionally speaking, I really don't want to face it, but, intellectually speaking, it seems that it can only be so, then, the principle of handling the first two anonymous letters is so tentative, now, let's take a look at the third anonymous letter." This letter asks: Once our enemy and captive, now that he has surrendered, does he have the right to pursue his own love? Oh, by the way, third sister, look at it, is this your brother's handwriting? You nodded? Haha, this should be Hu Cheng marrying someone, at the invitation of the beautiful flower, and asking for directions for the other three flowers! This reply should be in the affirmative. As for who they want to confess to, this is a second-level question, and it will be discussed separately.

Okay, let's look at another anonymous letter. In this letter, he asked: 'Can the little beggars and liu*s who used to be courting their teachers?' 'Hehe, teacher-student love is coming.

Okay, another letter, it's a question: 'What if people with different religious beliefs want to come together?' ’

Hehe, there are a lot of questions in this letter, it's a serial question, a question in question, it's so weird, three sisters, listen carefully, you have to use your brain, even if I'm asking now, can you answer it? ”

The three girls said in unison: "Good! ”

The eldest princess asked, "Is it okay if I want to get married?" ”

Hu Sanniang's interface was extremely fast: "Nonsense! ”

The eldest princess asked, "Can I be free to fall in love?" Do I have the freedom to marry? ”

Yuwen Rounu said slowly: "The marriage law of the sea area state protects you. ”

The eldest princess asked, "Is it okay if I want to participate in a group wedding with the prince and the queen in attendance?" ”

Hu Sanniang felt that this person was brain-dead: "People who are eager to sign up for the rose wedding, don't they all mean this?" ”

The eldest princess asked: "But I also think that marriage is my private matter, and I am willing to let the family know that I am married, but I am not willing to let the family know my marital status, that is, I don't want to disclose my marriage partner, is it okay?" ”

Hu Sanniang is black and white: "This can't be!" Think about what the six wedding rites are! Nacai is preparing for a marriage proposal, she wants to collect other people's money and still wants to stuff her bag? Asking the name is to check the names and birth times of both parties, with the names and birth times, the right number to sit down, what secrets do you keep? Najib is the man divination of the woman's situation in the ancestral temple, don't the people in this ancestral temple know about it? The levy is a dowry from the man to the woman, and this woman has received the dowry from others, why do you have to be sneaky? After the invitation period, it is necessary to advertise the auspicious day of marriage, so can the marital status be kept secret? Welcome, in broad daylight, who do you marry, can you keep it a secret? Really, who? Ask such a stupid question! ”

Hu Dong said softly: "Third sister, indeed, under normal circumstances, these six rites are a process of matching, determining, and disclosing your marital status, so your point of view is correct." However, in our unprecedented group wedding, the management will donate the wedding house and wedding to the qualified people, and the government will pay for all the marriage expenses. In this way, the Nacai and Nazheng in the Six Rites will also be gone. Since the object of our marriage this time is orphans, most of them are orphans, so the name of the six rites, Najib, and the invitation date are also gone. Besides, since it's a group wedding, will there be a personal welcome? Therefore, the person who raised the question in the anonymous letter just now is not only very smart, but also extremely shrewd. ”

Yuwen Rounu also has a problem: "Everyone, I have a very practical question, if this person wants to get married, but also doesn't want to disclose the name of his husband (or wife), and wants to hide the marriage, then, how to write our wedding list?" ”

The eldest princess showed a wry smile again: "Hehe, second sister, you really asked this question; Fourth sister, you are not a queen at a loss, and your judgment is very accurate. You said that the person who asked this question was not only smart, but also shrewd, and I agree. Listen to her next question. She continued to ask: If the wedding organizer has difficulties in making wedding lists and wedding cards, I have a suggestion to throw bricks and lead the way: Generally, when we write the list, aren't we all men on the left and women on the right? So our list of collective weddings, can we divide all the grooms and brides into two groups, and only two groups, men on the left and women on the right, we protect you from hidden marriage, but we don't protect you from pseudo-singleness, can we? ”

Hu Sanniang was confused: "What does this mean?" I don't quite understand. ”

Hu Dong explained: "What she means is that there are tens of thousands of men and women participating in our collective wedding, and the list on the left when posting the list is that today's groom is Zhang San and Li Si, etc., etc., all male; The list on the right is written that today's bride is Wang Wu Zhao Liu, etc., etc., all female. In this way, the people on the list are married, but they are not single; But this kind of listing method, which does not disclose the other party of the marriage, supports hidden marriage. ”

Hu Sanniang was shocked: "Ouch! What is this? Is this good? A group of people marries a group of people, a group of people marries a group of people, what is this called? Isn't that all about being arrested? Oh my god! What a big deal! I'm scared to death, and I'm going back to the primitive society! ”

Hu Dong said with a smile: "Third sister, don't use your brains again, we are holding a group wedding, not a collective marriage." The two groups of people are just holding the wedding together, and after the wedding, they don't immediately turn off the lights and open the shop, but go back to their own homes, a screw and a shell, a bolt and a nut, a pair of mandarin ducks and a nest, and a couple of couples and a bed. So, third sister, you want to be crooked again. ”

Yuwen Rounu sighed: "Alas, Sister Princess, I think that the person who wrote this letter is no longer a matter of being smart and shrewd, how can you say it?" I can't even find the corresponding words, this person is at least brocade-hearted, blue-hearted, ingenious, and extremely smart. ”

Hu Sanniang was not convinced: "What is smart!" In this way, who is who, can you still figure it out? ”

Yuwen Rounu is more transparent: "Aren't people just wanting this effect?" I just want to keep outsiders from knowing who is who, or who she is, how smart! ”

Hu Sanniang was convinced: "That's not a mess?" ”

Yuwen Rounu replied, "What's the? For the person concerned, it's like if you come home from work every day, will you go to the wrong door? Will your husband and wife be called wrong? As for outsiders, like men and women on the road, you don't and don't know who their marriage partner is! If you hold a stranger and ask, who is your husband? You say, choose one of the five: call the police, scold you, ignore you, treat you as a psychopath, and sit down with you to talk about a man you don't know at all, which one will you choose? It's not the fifth, is it? So, for unrelated people, does it matter if a person's marriage partner is open or not? Just like some celebrities, they want to hide their families, is this wrong? Of course, I am against this becoming mainstream in today's society, but I am not against the existence of this non-mainstream. ”

Hu Sanniang faced Yuwen Rounu: "Second sister, I am confused by you, are you engaged in reform and opening up?" Or are you doing a hard job? As you said, won't our household registration book be reprinted in the future? Didn't you agree to keep it secret? Isn't there a marital status column in the family register? ”

Yuwen Rounu hesitated and said: "Originally, in the relevant materials that need to be filled, the marital status column is filled in, and the current requirements of * doors and enterprises and institutions are inconsistent, the former must write the real name of the other party, and the latter is often ticked or crossed. Therefore, I think, is it possible to set two standards in the future, * door internal control materials, real surnames and real names; In other cases, it is allowed to only express whether or not it is married, and not to be specific to who or who. ”

The eldest princess was also very entangled: "Is there a precedent for this kind of style, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign?" If we were to set this precedent, would the four of us be pushed onto the judgment seat of history? ”

Hu Dong was very calm, and said slowly: "Sister Princess, I think that at the beginning, Wang Xiangye changed the law, so I said that the sky is not enough to fear, the ancestors are not enough to be afraid, and the words of people are not enough to be compassionate." Therefore, first, whether a law is practiced or not is not determined by whether people have it before or whether others have it. Second, in the Ryukyus, there is no clear provision in all the published laws and regulations that both parties to a marriage must disclose their marital status to the public. Then, from the perspective of law, the civil category, which is not prohibited, is feasible. Therefore, regardless of the attitude in our hearts, as a government worker, we cannot object to this. ”

Hu Sanniang had a whim again: "Hey! I said the three of you, don't be selfless, I also have a question, listen well, if, Cheng eldest sister is compassionate, Cheng second sister is sensible, and Cheng fourth sister understands the law, the situation of your nodding has appeared, on the happy list, there are more than 30,000 men on the left and more than 30,000 women on the right. In the end, more than 60,000 people ate good wine, and as a result, more than 30,000 women climbed on the bed of our prince. So, according to the announcement, more than 30,000 women are here, the three of you, I ask weakly, are the three of you going to laugh? Or are you crying? ”

Hu Dong rolled his eyes: "Hey, my lovely third sister!" You are too imaginative, right, there are black and white words on the marriage registration form before marriage, who is who, there are legal documents before marriage! You have to understand that a group wedding is nothing more than a wedding together. It's like going down to a restaurant, meeting acquaintances, moving the table to drink, and after eating, each goes back to his own home and sleeps with his own wife, isn't it very simple? Why do you think it's so complicated, so elegant, so jumpy, so nonsensical, so versatile? ”

Hu Sanniang also learned to sigh: "Alas, I didn't mean you, the three of you, you are really full and don't know how hungry you are, we are just such a prince, and we are already divided into four equal parts." If all the dogs and cats come up and divide the soup again, there are only 365 days a year, more than 30,000 people, even if you ignore the substitutes, once in 90 years, there are more monks and less porridge, and the nuns in a temple drink a drop of water, do you still laugh? Hmph, it's no wonder if you're not thirsty to death then! Also, think about it farther, if the next time the prince and Hu Nanbei get married, it will be on this scale, okay, ninety years have changed into one hundred and eighty years, and there will be only one chance in the second life! Then, those who went to bed didn't go to death to fix our prince. Before leaving, to commemorate, just pull out a hair, less than half a handful of people, our prince will have nothing left, and he will be made a monk. What's even more terrifying is that our Wang Ye has a good heart, has affection, for a lifetime and one night, if he is also moved to burn a love scar, not to mention ninety Chinese New Year's Eve, that is, nine months and three months, our Wang Ye will have no skin and become a Dalmatian. Our prince's life is miserable! Do you want to ......"

Yuwen Rounu really couldn't listen to it anymore; "Hey! Feed! Feed! Stop! Stop! Third sister, did you say that about my brother? Love you? Hate you? What are you going to do with my brother?! ”

The eldest princess smiled: "Dongdong sister, go and see if the vinegar jar has been knocked over in the kitchen, and the flavor has come to this room." ”

Hu Sanniang sighed: "Sister Princess, it's not that I'm small-minded, I understand, Sister Princess wants to strengthen management and consolidate the regime through marriage, but don't you think that when the regime is consolidated, your human rights will be missing?" Our territory has expanded, and our beds have become crowded? ”

Yuwen Rounu whispered to Hu Sanniang: "Third sister, you say, isn't this exactly what we women can do for this family, and what we should do for this family?" Why do we only want to get and not give? Giving is not necessarily dedication, not asking is also a kind of giving! ”

Hu Dong said thoughtfully: "Three sisters, in fact, there has always been a monogamous knot in the heart of the prince, and I don't know which of the three bowls of soul soup he was poured out, so the prince insisted on helping us wash our feet every night, and the prince said that this is also a kind of enjoyment and a kind of fun." But I always feel that there is a sense of apology and compensation from the prince in the heart. ”

Hu Sanniang has another problem: "Then it is impossible for our prince to wash the feet of 30,000 people?" In that case, won't our palace become a foot-washing center? ”

The eldest prince mainly exercised the right of management: "Alright, alright, this topic is suspended. Now, I have an anonymous letter that I want you to analyze and interpret, come, listen to it first. The letter reads: Ladies and gentlemen, can I register my marriage and attend the wedding first, but I am not sure who my marriage partner is? Leaders, don't think of me as a scheming woman who wants housing, money, and welfare, and I don't have Robb's recruitment or detour to enter people. I'm just in love, deeply in love, but I don't dare to confess. I know that my weight is too light, so I will not pursue the person I like, I just want to tell myself, I, married, for that person, and that person! Excuse me, but please don't bother me. I got married for the person I loved, and I registered my marriage with the person I liked, and then I was satisfied. In this regard, I know that I am more counterattacking than those who are married and unwilling to disclose their marital status, people have a husband who refuses to post it, and I have no one to admit that it is my husband at all, so I can't show it even if I want to. People like me, do you sympathize with me, tolerate me, useless me, despise me, criticize me, arrest me, or are you ready to destroy me? But, no matter what, even if you kill me, my heart will only be in my heart, I will not talk about my heart, and I will always bless my heart......"

Hu Sanniang sighed: "Sister Princess, why are there so many strange things today?" ”

Yuwen Rounu also sighed: "Everyone, this person's mind is heavy. In fact, this is the same as the essence of the burning love scars of the four sisters in the east, west, south and north, but her scars are burned in the brain. ”

Hu Dong was also a little worried: "Three sisters, I'm afraid, this is not just a person's voice, this is already a phenomenon, but I don't know, how big has the scale of this phenomenon spread?" ”

The eldest princess also sighed: "A rose wedding, people all over the world come to congratulate, all of them are happy, what a scenery." However, how many people know that in order to set up this bureau, create the environment, prepare props, how many nights of insomnia, how many brain cells have died, how many years of delay in Hudong, and how many problems have to be faced? Positive energy, negative energy, general direction, small bumps ......"