The political hall of the fifteenth year of Yuanhe has become a real flowing water yamen, no, it should be a vegetable market: Huangfu Lu, Linghu Chu, Duan Wenchang, Xiao Li, Yuan Zhen, by the way, and Wang Bo, you go up and down, one after another, coaxing you to sing and I appear, in the end, but they are all wedding clothes for others, it can really be said that there are prime ministers in the country, each leading the way for a hundred days!

In the political hall, the second-in-command of the empire is in a mess, so what is the number one leader of the empire, our emperor, doing? The answer is simple and inspiring: play, play with different tricks!

Li You is not very sad about the death of his father, no, he is not sad at all. After waiting for fifteen years with trepidation, Li You only has fear and hatred for his father, where is there any respect and love!

Although it is not sad, but when the appearance is modified, you still have to pretend, for example, to mourn. Anyway, the long fifteen years have already been over, and there is no need to care about the short one or two months.

That being said, more than a month of waiting still made the bored Li You suffocated.

In this way, during the mourning period, the careless Li You waited and waited, and finally waited until the 24th day of the first month of the 15th year of Yuanhe, the day when the mourning period expired. From that day on, Li You's life dictionary was full of only one word: play.

On the fifth day of the second month of the fifteenth year of Yuanhe, Li You announced an amnesty to the world. After that, Li You, who was suffocated, couldn't wait to put down a lot of music, dance and acrobatics on the city tower, and began to enjoy the comfortable time of being the emperor.

On February 15, the 15th year of Yuanhe, Li You fully carried forward the noble spirit of rejoicing with the people, personally went to the camp of Zuo Shence Army, and visited the entertainment performances, wrestling and acrobatics in the army with great interest.

On August 24, the fifteenth year of Yuanhe, Li You levied and sent 2,000 soldiers, just to do one thing, a thing that seems meaningless to others, but Li You seems to be bigger than the sky, dredging the fish algae pond.

The fish algae pond is a royal pond, and since it is a pond, it naturally has rain and ducks in it. Fish, not for eating, but for ornamentation; Ducks, not for eating, but for shooting. The person who shoots the duck may be an emperor, a eunuch, or more likely a woman. In addition to the emperor's wife, it seems that only the palace maids are left. Yes, these women who shoot ducks are palace maids.

That's right, this is a game, a game that prevailed in the imperial palace of the Tang Dynasty, and at the same time, it is also a cruel game, a cruel game that trains women to kill. However, the emperors liked it, and Li You liked it even more. In order to satisfy his appreciation of "shooting ducks by the fish algae pond and watching flowers in the hibiscus garden", he ignored the strong opposition of the ministers, and dredged the fish algae pond that had long been abandoned.

On the Double Ninth Festival on September 9 of the 15th year of Yuanhe, regardless of the cold bones of his father and the hard advice of the ministers, Li You presided over a grand festival party in the palace.

On October 21, the fifteenth year of Yuanhe, Li You suddenly had a whimsical idea to go to Huaqing Palace to play, but was discouraged by the prime ministers. On the 22nd, before dawn, Li You quietly slipped out of the palace from the pathway, and arrived at Huaqing Pond like a smoke, until the evening when the sunset was infinitely good, and then he returned to the palace satisfied.

All of the above is only a part of Li You's heroic deeds of shocking the world and crying ghosts and gods, and a small part of it. In fact, he plays every day, amusement, hunting, singing and dancing, women's sex, by the way, polo, duck shooting, cockfighting, horse racing, in short, as long as it is playing, there is nothing he does not care about.

Of course, our Tang Dynasty not only plays these vulgar things, but also likes to play elegant, don't forget, Li You is still a literary young man. Ling Hu Chu's prose style, Yuan Zhen, Bai Juyi's poems, by the way, and Liu Gongquan's calligraphy, he likes them all. Because he liked their poems, their writings, and their calligraphy, Li You promoted their officials, and promoted their officials as he pleased, so that Hu Chu and Yuan Zhi became prime ministers successively, and Bai Juyi was one step away from the prime minister.

Now, the mighty imperial grace, like a fragrant and sweet cake, smashed on Liu Gongquan's body.

As we all know, Liu Gongquan is a celebrity and is very famous because he writes well. It seems that although Li You is playful, his vision is quite poisonous, and the poison is surprising, from Linghu Chu to Yuan Zhen, from Bai Juyi to Liu Gongquan, they are all well-known celebrities in later generations, and they are more famous than Li You. Because of his good handwriting, Liu Gongquan jumped from a small Xiazhou observation judge to a right-hand scholar and a bachelor of Hanlin.

The emperor's grace is vast, and Liu Gongquan, who has ascended to the sky in one step, is grateful and determined to repay the emperor's kindness with practical actions.

There are many ways to repay gratitude, some people choose to flatter, some people choose to be evil, of course, Liu Gongquan also has his own choice, a choice worthy of both his own conscience and the Tang Empire.

"Your calligraphy is so expressive, why?" There is nothing to do, Li You is very curious.

"The heart is right", Liu Gongquan replied calmly.

Although Li You is not smart, he is not stupid, of course he can hear that Liu Gongquan is writing advice. Therefore, hearing Liu Gongquan's answer, Li You's face was flushed with shame and he was silent.

In fact, there are not no people like Liu Gongquan who are outspoken, not only there are, but there are many of them, such as Yang Yuqing, who supervises the imperial history, Zhao Zhiwei, a native of Hengshan, Li Jue, who is a widower, and Zheng Qin, Cui Yun, who advises doctors,......。 The funniest thing is that the counselors Zheng Qin and Cui Yun, because Li You is too disagreeable, as counselors, they need to do something, so they united three colleagues and ran to the emperor, ready to make a direct admonition. Five people, you say a word, I say a word, chattering a lot, finally finished chattering, Li You turned his head and said a word to the prime minister beside him, which made Zheng Qin and the others completely faint: "Who are these people?" ”

As an emperor, I didn't even know the ministers around me, let alone the officials who were in charge of advice, in the face of such a living treasure, I was speechless.

Bastard! Bastard plus three levels! No, add nine levels!