Chapter 265: Pie in the Sky
The two-day training time is not long, and the kung fu passed in the blink of an eye, Li Dazhui is indeed not bragging, and his sharpshooter battalion is indeed very well disciplined. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info two days of training have steadily surpassed Tang Ming's eighty personal soldiers.
During this period, Tang Ming also discovered that Li Dazhui was a talent, and he was also an excellent material for being a sniper. It's a pity that there is no weapon that can be used as a sniper rifle now, if there is, Li Dazhui only needs a little training from Tang Ming, and he will definitely be able to become a good sniper.
The next morning, the sun had just appeared, the golden sunlight sprinkled the entire plain, in the Ming barracks, the soldiers had begun their daily routine exercises, and all kinds of slogans resounded over the entire barracks.
Today's sharpshooter battalion is exceptionally quiet, after two days of uninterrupted training, today is the time to test the final results, Tang Ming has ordered all the soldiers of the sharpshooter battalion to rest well last night, and the routine drill in the morning has also been abandoned.
What's even more rare is that Tang Ming actually went to Huotou Jun in person early in the morning and asked them to make a hearty breakfast. Huotou Jun was very embarrassed, saying that there was not enough food and grass in the army now, and it could not meet Tang Ming's requirements.
For this reason, Tang Ming was furious and beat up the Huotou army, and took his eighty personal soldiers to cook by himself.
Early in the morning, the Hou Ye angrily beat the firehead army, and led his subordinates to grab military rations for cooking, and the news soon reached the ears of the emperor. Zhu Di, who didn't understand what Tang Ming was crazy about, was also furious after hearing this, and even had to put on his clothes and armor in a hurry, so he took the imperial guards to the Huotou Army.
From afar, Zhu Di smelled the aroma of food wafting from the Huotou barracks, his nose twitched slightly, and Zhu Di, who had not eaten breakfast, couldn't help but swallow his saliva. However, the fury always prevailed over the hunger, and with a wave of his hand, the guards behind him rushed into the firehead camp like a vicious tiger pounced.
After a burst of chickens and dogs, the Huotou military camp calmed down, and Zhu Di strode in.
Tang Ming and the eighty personal soldiers were all escorted to the ground by the guards, lined up, Zhu Di walked over one by one, and finally stopped in front of Tang Ming, sneered with a dark face: "Weihai is so elegant!" Early in the morning, they came to rob the army rations, don't you know that the current shortage of food for the army must be frugal? You dare to bring a group of personal soldiers here, there is still royal law and military discipline in your eyes, and I am the emperor? ”
Zhu Di hated that iron could not become steel, and now that there was a shortage of military food, Tang Ming's trouble could be big or small, and he accidentally aroused the dissatisfaction of the officers and men in the army, and if there was a mutiny, it would be an unforgivable crime. At the very least, this is just a trivial matter that does not hurt.
But the problem is that he shouldn't happen at such a time, if there is enough food in the army in peacetime, there will be no problems. But at this moment, Tang Ming's approach inevitably makes people feel that they are deliberate.
Zhu Di also came with such an idea, he didn't know why he did this, but Tang Ming was challenging his Long Wei, and it was natural for Zhu Di to be angry.
"Back to the emperor, Weichen feels that he is not wrong." Tang Ming looked up at the emperor in front of him, with a natural expression on his face.
"Smack!"
Zhu Di suddenly raised his foot and kicked Tang Ming's ass, and said with an angry smile: "Bastard, are you still reasonable!" ”
Tang Ming's buttocks hurt, his body was unstable and almost fell to the ground, and after squatting again, he said with a mighty and unyielding face: "Today, the soldiers of the Sharpshooter Battalion will fight for my Daming, and Wechen will personally cook breakfast for them, so that they can fill their stomachs and go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, Wechen doesn't realize what's wrong with doing this." ”
Zhu Di was choked by Tang Ming and almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his chest rose and fell violently, just when everyone felt that the storm was coming, and they were all worried about Tang Ming's future in their hearts. Zhu Di laughed miraculously, touched his chin and looked at Tang Ming for a moment, then sneered.
"You kid is really slippery like a little fox, you can think of such a bitter trick. But don't think I'm a liar, I want me to arrest you so you don't have to fight, boy, you're really smart, but it's a shame that you hit me on the head, that's a big mistake. ”
Zhu Di looked proud, as if he could guess Tang Ming's ghost idea and feel proud, but Tang Ming was dumbfounded, and he didn't understand Zhu Di's play at all. In other words, he really didn't want to avoid going to war as he said.
Tang Ming actually saw that the soldiers of the sharpshooter battalion had not eaten a full meal in the past two days, and he didn't want to let the soldiers go to the battlefield hungry when they were about to go to battle. As the saying goes, the emperor is not bad for hungry soldiers, and even the emperor will not let hungry soldiers go to battle, how can he be a marquis.
After being stunned for a moment, Tang Ming snickered in his heart, he was really startled by Zhu Di's anger just now, and for a moment he felt that his life was in danger. didn't expect God to be on his side, Zhu Di suddenly didn't get angry and found such a good excuse for himself to get out.
After secretly thanking the gods and Buddhas in the sky, Tang Ming simply followed Zhu Di's meaning. His body shook off the guards who were holding him, stood up and shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "Then the emperor agreed that Weichen would take this prepared meal away?" ”
Tang Ming's performance was in line with Zhu Di's conjecture, and he smiled proudly: "Naturally, you can, but in order to punish you for your deception and punish you for a year's imprisonment, do you have any objections?" ”
As for the little money issued by the imperial court, Tang Ming really didn't pay attention to it, but Zhu Di, the emperor who picks the door, has always been a guy who has to make inches, he didn't dare to show that he didn't care, but pretended to be heartbroken and agreed.
The dark clouds finally dispersed, everyone was happy, and a farce also ended without danger, and what made everyone feel incredible was Tang Ming's good luck, especially the unlucky firehead army who was beaten.
When Tang Ming was trained and the emperor was about to be furious, this guy looked like he was gloating, waiting to see Tang Ming's bad luck. At the most critical moment, things took a 180-degree turn, and Tang Ming was only fined for one year.
Who doesn't know that the big officials in the court, no one will really care about the monthly money, Tang Ming was only fined in the end, which is not punished at all.
Huotoujun was very aggrieved and disappointed, but Tang Ming was in a good mood, and Zhu Di was undoubtedly perfect for finding such an excuse for himself to get away with it. Whether he did it on purpose, or whether he really imagined himself as a ghost idea to avoid the war, it didn't matter anymore, the important thing was that he was not only safe, but also successfully achieved his goal of bringing a hearty breakfast to the soldiers of the Sharpshooter Battalion.
The pie in the sky hit himself impartially, Tang Ming was at ease, but his heart was still frightened by Zhu Di's angry appearance just now. At that moment, Tang Ming personally felt that Zhu Di's anger was real, and his little life had the feeling of being dragged into his hands and slaughtered by others. (To be continued.) )