A staunch believer in socialism, a Nobel laureate Irishman - George. Bernard. Shaw. The playwright George Bernard Shaw once said, "When I was young, I noticed that nine out of every ten things I did failed, and I tried tenfold to do it." ”

In the Qing Dynasty, the governor of Zhili, Yulu was anxiously pacing in the house with his hands behind his back, and after a while, his good friend and master hardened his anxious gaze, hurried to arrive, and before he entered the door, he heard this old glass who usually disdains Qian Duoduo, and shouted in a straight voice:

"Ask clearly, ask clearly, the few bandits who have been cured, as well as the testimony of Lord Bai, plus the people who hid on the side and witnessed the process at that time, their confessions are the same."

said that he hurriedly handed the thick stack of confessions full of handwriting in his hand to Yulu.

Yulu held the paper a little tremblingly, and after looking at it quickly with slanted eyebrows, he was furious: "Fucking a group of straight thieves, it's really a thief's guts in the stomach, even the immortal master dares to collide, okay, it's okay now."

The immortal master and the maid don't know why Yunyou went, I can't say that his old man has returned to the heavenly realm, hey, I drop God, this will cost me my life. ”

Yulu didn't know what was in mind, and a big fart sat down on the ground, like a child, and began to cry.

Master Zhang on the side was stunned and watched Yulu like a shrew scolding the street, crying while cursing at these boxers who killed a thousand knives. I was stunned and didn't know what to say.

He has always regarded Qian Duoduo as a first-class performer in the rivers and lakes, but after reading the testimony of the witnesses with a hundred beaks, he suddenly felt a cool breeze on his back.

Yulu cried and shouted for a while before he stood up scolding, and said angrily: "This group of bastards must have made the immortal master angry and returned to the fairy world, straight mother thief, originally the old man had a recommended place, but this is a bad animal, bastard, I drop the fairy fate, woo woo woo woo." ”

"It's okay now, I was waved by the immortal master and entered the land of the Nine Secluded Places, it's cool. That is, the immortal master is merciful, and he will leave you a few living mouths, and according to me, you will be slaughtered directly by the damn. Woo woo woo ......woo woo

"And the white light of that dog day, on weekdays, it's not uncommon to see him showing off his martial arts, isn't he able to fight? Isn't it a man who is known as a vajra covered iron cloth shirt, and everything is invasive? I grass your grandma, I was killed by a group of mud-legged people, I should be killed, I should be killed...... I'm dripping immortals......"

"The most hateful is that Nie Shicheng, this old Wang Ba, the old man has long seen that he has bad intentions, and his heart is towards foreigners, you look at his martial arts army, the two devil soldiers who are alive and well, how can there be a trace of our Qing demeanor? The old man asked him, and he also said, Westerners are such a way to practice dressing up, and your fucking Westerners are this combat power?

Carrying a foreign gun, was he chased out of 800 miles by a group of old farmers who had just put down their hoes? If the Westerners have this combat power, we will create a unified universe.

This bastard, on weekdays, talks about how much he can fight, how much he can fight, it seems that if we get rid of him, no one will lead the troops, but what is the result? Running faster than a rabbit, the bastard's old puppet must have wanted to kill the immortal master with the help of the hands of the chaotic people and help the foreign demons solve a big problem...... Woo woo woo woo should be killed...... Woo woo I'm dripping immortals......"

"I'm a dripping immortal...... Hey, the end bird...... The old man is hallucinating, how can he see the immortal master? Oh, I'm dripping mom, it must be that the old man's time has come, and I'm back to the light, I'm dripping...... Hey? How can there be gas? Hey? Oops...... The Immortal Master is back. The Immortal Master is back...... Uh......"

Qian Duoduo looked at Yulu crying, laughing, going crazy, and then fainting with a painful face...... My lord is very talented in postmodern performance art! ~

The moon hung on the star, the lights were on, and there was a lot of money after being full of wine and food, Da Ma Jindao was reclining on the main seat, enjoying this Xiaolan's gentle massage, while picking his teeth and asking lazily: "Oh? Even the white light was caught? Monkey business. Hurry up and release the person for me, this kid is a good person. ”

Yulu nodded excitedly and glanced at Master Zhang, who understood and hurriedly walked out.

"As for those thieves, hmph, although there is remorse, but the crime of offending the deity cannot be held accountable, so you can watch and do it, boss. By the way, you now order, let Nie Shicheng review the criminals he caught before, and if they are innocent, they will be released, and the others will be sent to the altar for me, as well as foreign demons or something, all of them will be sent over. I'll do it tomorrow morning. ”

Yulu received the orders one by one, and then said cautiously: "Lord Xianzun, this time I can frighten the old decay, when I heard that the immortal master soared in the daytime, my heart, I don't know how to describe it."

At that time, I was thinking, and I was going to follow Xianzun and go like this, but the heavens were very merciful, fortunately, Lord Xianzun fell from the sky again, if Xianzun came back a moment later, then ...... That's really an eternal separation from old decay. Woo woo ”

As the saying goes, when you see people, you talk about people, and when you see ghosts, you talk nonsense. After a few contacts, Yulu found that although Xianzun has the best power, he definitely doesn't know anything about poetry and songs, if you drag the text with him, then nine out of ten sentences must be incomprehensible.

So Yulu also changed his usual crepe tone, and when he spoke in the vernacular, he slipped more than anyone else.

Hearing Yulu's heart-wrenching words, Qian Duoduo was still very pleased, and then gave him a box of 'fast-acting heart-saving pills' with a changed packaging, and said with a big grin: "This is a bottle of 'Heart-Saving Pill', if you feel uncomfortable in your heart, take two to make sure you're okay." ”

When Yulu heard this, he almost flew out of the glass bottle in his hand, and he was so frightened that he turned his palm quickly, and the glass bottle disappeared, and then there were all kinds of sycophant words of loyalty, and he desperately smashed Qian Duoduo as if he didn't want money.

Qian Duoduo responded perfunctorily twice, and when he had other plans in his heart, he asked Yulu to arrange a car, and as soon as Bai Guang arrived, he took people away.

Watching Qian Duoduo's carriage disappear into the empty streets, Yulu stomped his feet, looking like he had made up his mind, and with a resolute and excited look on his face, he hurriedly walked towards the inner courtyard.

Qian Duoduo, who returned to his base, comforted the aggrieved crying white light with kind words, and distributed a large number of medicines to him, so that this excited man who was swinging all over his body returned to his room to rest.

After getting rid of everyone, Qian Duoduo cheered up and plunged headlong into his steel fortress, it was time for this group of scum to exert their residual heat