Peng flew out of the house and walked towards the village brigade. When passing by the mouth of an alley, Wei Guo rushed out of it. "Peng Fei, are you going to sign up?"

"You scared me! What are you doing here? ”

"I just went to Zhang San's house and asked him if he was going to sign up. But this guy is actually short-sighted this year, and the physical examination must be useless, so there is no need to sign up. No, I was just about to go to your house and ask you. ”

"If you want to go, why do you ask this and that?"

"Actually, to be honest, I can go or not. But if you all go, I won't go by myself, as if I am afraid of hardship and tiredness, so I want to come out and ask you. What, are you going to sign up? ”

"yes. Are you going with me? ”

"Of course, you have to look like a hero."

"Less! Tell me, why do you suddenly want to be a soldier? ”

"You don't know, veterans of our unit can be given priority to join the party, and then go directly to the management after the company's training, starting from supervision. In addition, there are many companies that give priority to veterans when hiring. So I went to join the army, mainly to expand my employment. ”

"Oh, I see!"

"And what are you for?"

"Me? I am in order to be able to become a glorious soldier of the Chinese People's Liberation Army and realize my great ideals and ambitions! ”

"!"

While talking, the two came to the village brigade. In fact, it should be called the village committee now, and the village brigade was the name of the people's commune. It's just that the villagers are used to being called that.

After entering the door, the two explained their intentions, and immediately a member of the village committee came to receive them. This person is very enthusiastic, and according to his own introduction, he is the person in charge of the recruitment work in the village this year, surnamed Jiang.

After reporting and coming out of the village committee, Wei Guo said to Peng Fei: "This Chairman Jiang is quite enthusiastic about us. ”

"Damn! It's whether the committee members are good or not, not the chairman. Who do you think you are, so that Chairman Chiang, who has settled in the earth, can come and receive you. Besides, we're supporting his work, and of course he's going to be enthusiastic about us. If you don't believe it, go back now, tear up the registration form, and then say to him: Lao Tzu is not going to be a soldier! I promise he'll kick you out. ”

"I'm not that brain-dead."

About two weeks passed, and it was time for the check-up. This day was supposed to be the day of class, and Peng Fei specially asked the school for leave. He was accompanied by Wei Guo, who also came on leave and asked for leave from the leaders of the unit.

They came to the county physical examination center to see, ho, there are really a lot of people. There are people from all over the township, and the door of the physical examination building, which is not wide, is blocked.

At this time, Wei Guo said to Peng Fei: "Peng Fei, let's squeeze inside, otherwise looking at this posture, it will take the Year of the Monkey to finish the inspection." ”

Peng Fei and Wei Guo took out the posture of squeezing the bus and finally squeezed into the corridor. They were about to squeeze into the physical examination room to check their eyesight, when they heard someone next to them shouting: "Squeeze whatever you want, line up for me!" ”

Peng Fei glanced sideways, and it turned out to be an officer with a pair of two cents on his shoulder.

"What a roar!" Peng Fei muttered dissatisfiedly.

The two Maoyi looked at the physical examination crowd like a flock of sheep, frowned and shouted loudly: "Did you hear it, all line up!" ”

At this time, the physical examination crowd in the corridor was extremely reluctant and discharged a crooked line. At the same time, he also gave this two cents and several pairs of white eyes.

After coming out of the physical examination room where the ear, nose and throat were checked, Peng Fei and Wei Guo took the physical examination form and came to another physical examination room to line up.

Suddenly, Peng Fei found that the facial expressions of all the people who came out of this seemed to be a little unnatural. "Dude." Peng Fei grabbed a person who had just come out of the physical examination room and asked, "What is this for?" ”

The man was a little embarrassed and said, "You'll know when you go in." ”

"Why, you don't know what it's checking for?" A man standing in front of Peng Fei asked.

"You know what?"

"Of course I do. Let me tell you, after you go in, you will be asked to take off your clothes first, and it will be the kind that you will take off naked. ”

"What are they going to do?" Wei Guo, who was standing behind Peng Fei, asked.

"Check your ass, measure your brother."

"What?" Peng Fei and Wei Guo said in unison: "No! ”

"Hahahaha" suddenly came from behind Wei Guo. The two looked back and saw a man with a melon seed face and a very white appearance. is standing behind Wei Guo, covering his mouth with a physical examination form and laughing wildly. Seeing Peng Fei and Wei Guo looking at him at the same time, he barely stopped laughing and explained: "Actually, we are required to strip naked, just to check whether there are tattoos, scars, armpit odor, etc., so you don't have to be afraid." ”

"Dude, are you from a medical university?" Wei Guo asked.

"No, I'm from the University of Political Science and Law. But my mom works in a medical check-up center, so I know a little bit about it. ”

"You guys come in." With the shouting of a doctor, Peng Fei and the others walked into the physical examination room.

When they came out, they also had an unnatural expression.

"Look, Zhang Minghao is also here." Wei Guo patted Peng Fei with his hand, and then pointed to the person standing in the middle of the group.

"Oh, really, this kid is here too. Zhang Minghao, Zhang Minghao, are you here too? ”

"No, I can't do it."

Peng Fei and Wei Guo came to Zhang Minghao's approach, and suddenly Wei Guo snatched Zhang Minghao's physical examination form. "Damn, both of your eyes are 4.5, and the whole one is blind. What are you doing here? You're just here to make trouble for other doctors. ”

"You think I want to come, but my grandfather made me come. He didn't do enough of it, and he wanted me to continue to do it, so I didn't do it. So when I checked my eyesight, I pretended I couldn't see. If I fail to pass the physical examination in this way, the army does not want me, and he has nothing to say. ”

Wei Guo and Peng Fei glanced at each other, but neither said anything. In fact, when I signed up, I went with all kinds of thoughts. Who can say that it is really for the realization of their great ideals and ambitions. And even if there were, how many?

"By the way, Peng Fei, what is this physical examination room for? I feel weird about the people who come out of it. ”

"This ...... You'll know when you get in. Peng Fei dragged Wei Guo away quickly and came to the back of the line outside the other physical examination room.

It took three and a half hours for the two of them to check out all the items. After handing in the physical examination form and leaving the physical examination building, Wei Guo sat on the road with his buttocks. "I didn't eat in the morning, and I drew a big tube of blood, and my head was dizzy!"

"I'm also a little dizzy. But I think it has nothing to do with blood drawing, but it seems to be caused by a lack of oxygen in many people. ”