Section 12: Offering treasures
This is the method that the hawker came up with, the individuals who played in the movie are soaking blood everywhere, it is estimated that this thing is also made of this thing, and who has seen ketchup in ancient times, it just happened to be used to Mengren, so after a bottle of ketchup was spilled, Lao Cheng's face looked even more terrifying!
After Cheng Biting Jin heard the hawker's words and lay on the ground, before he could react to what was going on, the goods were splashed with something, and a few drops flew into his eyes, that feeling, that sour, Cheng Biting Jin howled out on the spot, like a wolf who saw a full moon, of course, the pervert also screamed like this when he saw a beautiful woman!
However, his voice reached the ears of the hawker It meant something else, and the hawker was secretly happy, this Cheng Biting Gold has the potential of an Oscar actor, this cooperation is too good, so in order to cooperate with Cheng Biting Jin, this thing is afraid of howling on Cheng Biting Jin, "Brother Cheng, why didn't you say it earlier when you were so seriously injured, you can't die, my Brother Cheng..."
Li Er heard Lao Cheng's howl and the hawker's howl, and hurried over, these people who have been on the battlefield, well-informed, we also know when we watch movies, some wounded people will move after being injured, for example, the eyeballs are blown out, because of the pain, they will pick it out with their hands, thinking that it will not hurt if they pull it out, so it will cause disability or even death, so Li Er is no stranger to this, and after coming over, he quickly called a few people to hold Lao Cheng down, for fear that he would harm himself, because Lao Cheng would have begun to scratch his face with his hands!
Cheng bit the gold is a tragedy, his face is hot and painful, I want to shout, just now the vendor didn't know what to splash and flowed directly into his mouth, and now his mouth was also spicy drool, and he just wanted to wipe it off his face with his hand, but his hand was pressed again, this miserable, in desperation, Lao Cheng screamed hard under everyone, giving people a scene of dying and struggling!
The hawker was relieved to see that Lao Cheng was controlled, he was afraid that Lao Cheng would be exposed if he didn't cooperate, and now look at Lao Cheng, that acting skills, tsk must be thirty-two likes! You see Lao Cheng's expression and the blood that remained, oh no, ketchup, it's better than the special effects made by the computer, huh? The vendor suddenly found a problem, the ketchup seems to be very thick, it shouldn't be flowing everywhere like now, it's broken, hurry up and open the bag to take a look, okay, the ketchup is intact, and a bottle of Sichuan chili oil is empty!
The frightened hawker hurriedly crawled next to Li Er's ear, "Brother Li, press it first, Brother Cheng is not injured, quickly carry it out to find someone to wash his face with a lot of water, it's really not okay to wash it in the water a few more times!" Li didn't let go, looked at the vendor with a puzzled face, and then reacted, the other party was a Taoist priest, maybe he used some tricks to help him, but why did he let people use water to wash Lao Cheng? Forget it, it's just a flush anyway!
"Come on, my brother Cheng has internal injuries, hurry over and tie him up, carry him out and wash it, and let my brother go decently!" The hawker, who got Li Er's consent, began to shout for the crowd of onlookers!
Li Er will also react at this time, this product is to be Meng Li Yuan, "Come on, take it out and wash it, there is a little dirt on your body, I will bury your whole family with you!" ”
Li Er was still more in charge than a hawker when he spoke, and a few eunuchs ran over with a hemp rope, and tied Cheng Biting Gold with a hemp rope, and as soon as he was carried to the door of the hall, a basin of water was splashed on it!
Li Yuan, who witnessed the farce below, was also speechless, "That's it, that's it, Erlang, since the prince's rebellion has failed, and both of them have already deserved it, you can let the others go, I Datang has just established the country, but I can't afford too much tossing, now I will make you the prince, deal with the aftermath, and when the turmoil is over, you will choose a good day to ascend the throne, your father is old, and you young people will be in the world after the Tang Dynasty!" ”
Li Shimin was finally excited, and he worked hard for so long, isn't it just for this sentence, "The son respectfully obeys the emperor's orders and properly handles the aftermath, but he still thinks twice about his father when he ascends the throne!" ”
Li Yuanniao didn't know the second half of his words, this happened and he also knew that the bench under his ass had been hot for a few days, even if he sat cheekily, the words couldn't reach the Taiji Palace, it was better to just be happy, maybe he would be able to leave his name in history in the future, and spread a good story of Zen Rang! The old man is a person who understands, but the old man has passed this matter, and he found the vendor in the crowd, and this thing was very eye-catching just now, "Oh, that weirdly dressed boy, who are you?" ”
The hawker saw that Li Yuan had named himself, and ran out in a hurry, but it was the first time for the hawker to see such a big living person, and the ones he had seen at home before were not counted, they were all on TV, and the only time he saw the big official was a mayor who came down to inspect, and all the stalls were driven away at that time, the hawker was unemployed for two days, and he also met with the mayor's motorcade once, and was driven to the side of the road by the traffic police.
I actually saw a living emperor today, and I couldn't spit to show respect this time, so the vendor nodded and greeted Li Yuan with a huff, "Hello, Savadika, milk dead Tumi Tiyou, uh, back to Your Majesty, little Niu Dabao, from... From Dongsheng Shenzhou, yes, it is Dongsheng Shenzhou, admiring the prestige of the Tang Dynasty, and specially entering the palace to pay tribute to the treasures! ”
The civil and military officials in the hall are full of black lines, even Li Yuan is confused, he has never heard of any nonsense or Savadika, seeing that this person is definitely an outsider, and he doesn't understand the etiquette at all, but he said that he came to offer treasures, this can have "Since you are the one who offers treasures, then present your treasures to me to see!" ”
When the peddler got Li Yuan's words, he rushed to the front of the dragon case like a monkey, huh! Pulled out a pack of cigarettes and opened it, took one in his mouth first, and the old eunuch next to him also issued one, Li Shimin saw that this thing began to smoke again, knowing that people were not used to smoking this thing at first, and he was afraid that Li Yuan would misunderstand, so he came up and took one away, asked the vendor to light it, and took a puff to prove to Li Yuan that this thing was not poisonous!
The peddler glanced at Li Er gratefully, then turned his head and taught Li Yuan, "Come Your Majesty, taste, like me, take your time, take a sip and wait until you get used to it, yes, that's it!" Li Yuan took a sip in disbelief, and then spit it out, after a few sips, he finally went on the road, the vendor saw that there was a door, and took out the wine in the bag, and called the eunuch next to him to take a few cups over, when the wine bottle was opened, Li Yuan and the people around him sniffled at the same time, their eyes lit up, and when the eunuch brought the cup over, the hawker shallow in the cup to about three dollars, and then handed it to Li Yuan, before Li Yuan took over, the eunuch next to him took a sip and was bored!
The eunuch took a sip of wine, immediately blushed and had a thick neck, and finally exhaled for a long time, "Good wine!" ”
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