Chapter 55 There is a Myth Called 'Chinese Martial Arts' I
In 1917, Taizu of this dynasty published this passage in the "Study of Physical Education": "There is a saying in the neighborhood: civilization is its spirit, barbarism is its body. That's right. If you want to civilize its spirit, you must first barbarize its body; If Gou barbarizes his body, the spirit of civilization will follow. ”
At the time when the envoys of various countries were united, Qian Xianshi lived a happy life with 2B young people and many joys, and there was nothing else, because the first 'No. 1 Martial Arts Conference in the World' that he had carefully prepared finally kicked off.
As a new generation of Chinese, every boy once had a martial arts dream in his heart. What cornices and walls, what broken gold and cracked stones, what I want to fight ten, etc., have all appeared in the dreams of hot-blooded men.
However, Qian Duoduo felt very sad, because the establishment of modern civilization led to the destruction of ancient Chinese martial arts, qigong, internal strength, and divine skills, all of which had incredible magical methods, all suffered a devastating blow. Yes, that's what he thought.
But God saw that he was merciful, and he came to N planet, which is almost exactly the same as the earth, so the commotion of the heart that dreamed of becoming a hero began to stir again, began to wave, and began to be hot.
As soon as the matter here was over, as soon as he felt good about himself, he hurriedly summoned Li Shanren's family to inquire about the relevant matters of the ring match, and he was very excited to go to the scene to take a look.
"Very good." This was the only thing Qian Duoduo said after seeing the ring.
Why? Because when the Li family was designing the ring, they suddenly thought that Qian Duoduo had said that they would let their subordinates guard the ring, oh my God, who is Qian Duoduo? His subordinates are not the first-class land flying immortals?
So of course the ordinary ring is no, so I spent a lot of money to pull a huge stone from the mountain, polish it into a square of equal height, and gather it little by little, and it has become a domineering stone ring in front of everyone.
Looking at this ring, which is extremely similar to that in "Dragon Ball", a certain unscrupulous god stick suddenly became angry, and gave this ring a name that has been passed down through the ages on the spot - 'The No. 1 Martial Arts Association in the World'.
A few years later, Akira Toriyama, a painter in China's Wa province, accidentally quoted the name while creating a cartoon about the Monkey King. As a result, Qian Duoduo's descendants shamelessly sued him in court in the name of violating his rights, and finally paid a lot of compensation.
Gossip aside, back to business, on February 16, Qian Duoduo invited Yulu, Nie Shicheng, Dadao Wang Wu, Dong Fuxiang, Li Shanren and other well-known people in Tianjin, and the 'No. 1 Martial Arts Association in the World' was officially launched.
Meanwhile, in a dilapidated adobe house in the western suburbs of Tianjin, the gentle and elegant Wang is doing needlework while looking through the window at her husband who is standing in the courtyard chopping wood.
As a pillow person, she knows her man very well, and since she came back from the last time she went to Tianjin Wei to sell firewood, she has been absent-minded, and she has completely changed from the usual arrogant and arrogant man.
Asked him, he didn't say anything, but when no one was around, he sighed vigorously, as if he had done something he regretted, thinking about his own man's skills, Wang couldn't help but panic in his heart, could it be that Tianjin Wei provoked something that shouldn't be provoked?
Lu saw that he was uneven and pulled out a knife to help, or something, the man of his own family can definitely do it, but isn't he exactly what he likes to do.
Just when Wang was flustered and guessing, a person suddenly broke in outside, and saw that this person was tall, tall and big, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and on his dark skin, the bulging muscles seemed to be poured from steel, shining and reflecting in the sun.
The Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a tall nose bridge, and tight lips form a resolute and resolute face.
This strong, almost monster man, in the cold February, only wore a small short coat on his upper body, and it is estimated that he has run a lot of roads, and there is a faint fog rolling on his body, which makes him even more mysterious.
Seeing such a wicked beast breaking into Calais, Wang was not surprised or happy, it turned out that this man he knew, it was an apprentice that Huo Yuanjia had subdued in the mountains before, his name was Chen Zhen.
Yes, the one who was in the courtyard and was immersed in chopping wood was Huo Yuanjia, a generation of heroes who were famous all over the world in later generations.
Seeing Chen Zhen with a big waist and a round waist, Wang's flustered heart calmed down a little, and said in his heart: With such a meat shield, even if Junqing really committed something, presumably when the government takes people, he can block it a few more times, so that Junqing can escape.
Chen Zhen outside the door didn't know that his wife, who had always been respected, had already used herself as a bulletproof vest, but she rushed to his master and yelled with a gesture:
"Master, that Qian Immortal Master has already started to set up the ring, when I first came, I watched for a while, haha, the fight above is only two hundred and five who are ugly and obedient, not to mention the master, even if it is me, I can fight ten at a time."
Hearing this, Huo Yuanjia put down the axe in his hand, walked to the side silently, squatted on the ground against the wall, and thought for a long time before he said with some hesitation: "Ah Zhen, do you say that Immortal Master Qian is true...... Alas, that's it. Brother Yu Sun is well-informed, he must not lie to me, that Qian Immortal Master, I'm afraid it really is...... Alas. ”
Chen Zhen, who has followed Huo Yuanjia for five years, how does he not know what is going on in his master's mind? Pouted disdainfully at that grandson, numb, a loser who only knows how to brag and fart, if he hadn't been a hindrance, the master would have taken me to fight a long time ago, how could I still sit here so entangled?
Chen Zhen, who had distracting thoughts in his heart, said to Huo Yuanjia with a sincere face: "Master, alas, does he have any **** power to care about Qian Immortal Master?" The immortal master said that as long as you can win ten ring matches, you can win fifty taels of silver, my God, fifty taels, Master, what are you waiting for?
Fifty taels of silver, just go to the ring for a stroll, go to the ring and take a look, you can't go to the loss, you can't be fooled, throw it left, kick one right, you can get fifty taels, fifty taels. See clearly that it's not forty-eight, it's not forty-nine, it's fifty taels, it's the so-called happy when you go early, and sad when you go late. Master, what are you hesitating about? ”
Huo Yuanjia raised his head suddenly, his hesitation was no longer there, and he shouted firmly: "For fifty taels, walk." ”
Not to mention the master and apprentice who sharpened their knives for fifty taels. At this time, Qian Duoduo seemed a little lonely and bored.
Looking at the ring, you come and go, it seems to be lively, but it is actually a boring competition, Qian Duoduo is angry and just wants to scold his mother, what about a good move? Say okay hahahehehe? Said good chain legs, what about iron sand palms?
You old man, what about you! ~Why do you roll on the ground at every turn? And you, a monkey-like boy, you dodge left and right, are you very chic? It's been a quarter of an hour, and I haven't punched a single punch, what is this? Monkey boxing? Lao Tzu's Wang Baquan is also more lethal than this.
This kind of thing is a martial arts competition, as the so-called layman looks at the excitement, and the insider looks at the doorway, as he has never been in contact with martial arts, there is a lot of money, and he really can't see that there are any insiders in all kinds of comics.
He couldn't help it, and finally made a decision that he thought was very wise.