Chapter 4 The Trouble of Buns
Penglai City, at the south gate of the city, a black-faced man, dressed as a beggar, in rags, squatting on the edge of the city wall, would not have attracted attention. But this man was clutching a huge meat bun and gnawing desperately, with a paper bag at his feet and more buns in it.
This is none other than one of the dart masters of Dingyuan Dart Bureau, Li Zihao.
In other words, this person is also a little strong, but he was born with little roots and tendons, and has a great appetite, plus he doesn't know what mental trauma he suffered when he was a child, but he loves meat buns, and buns never leave him. According to Qiao Luming's black belly, he used to suspect that this Li Zihao was molested by his aunt who sold steamed buns when he was a child, so only steamed buns can calm his mood.
Originally, with his martial arts and experience as a dart master, it was not impossible to mix darts heads, but when he was an executioner in his early years, he was deceived by thieves with ten meat buns from the dart car, resulting in the robbery of the dart.
That incident made Li Zihao almost swept out of the house by the big boss, but Li Zihao found the fourth uncle of his second uncle's aunt and nephew to intercede with the big boss, and it just so happened that the fourth uncle used a pancake to relieve the poor big boss when he was young, so the big boss gave the fourth uncle a face and left Li Zihao.
But just like that, Li Zihao entered the industry at the age of ten, and after 20 years in the Dingyuan Dart Bureau, he is only a dart master, and he is only a dart master responsible for logistics support.
Qiao Luming's speed is unmatched, and he is worried about the recurrence of this meat bun incident, so he has joined the Dingyuan Dart Bureau for two years, and he has never dealt with Li Zihao, but he has never eaten pork and never seen a pig run? So when he saw Li Zihao squatting at the gate of the city, Qiao Luming smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, whether he succeeds or not, it depends on this person.
Qiao Luming is now dressed as a vendor selling baked cakes, looked around, and found that in addition to Li Zihao, there were probably more than a dozen people from the Dingyuan Dart Bureau hiding in the dark, looking at them from time to time, as for what Qiao Luming didn't find, I don't know how many!
Qiao Luming retreated cautiously, turned into an alley, found a stall owner selling clay pots, stepped forward, and said, "Boss, how much does a clay pot cost?" ”
When the owner of the clay pot stall heard someone call him the boss, he couldn't help but be happy and smiled, because usually others call him to sell clay pots, and he is directly called to feed. So he happily replied, "How many do you want for a penny?" ”
"If I don't buy it, I'll ask you to do something!" Qiao Luming said.
"Go and go, Lao Tzu has more than a dozen dollars a day, and I don't have time to deal with it!" There's something wrong with this man, right? Don't buy you ask Mao to ask? Eat and hold on, and entertain yourself, right?
"I'll give you fifty yuan, just do one thing!" Qiao Luming took out a string of copper coins.
"This master, one thing is fifty wen, do you want me to do something that hurts heaven and reason? Or is it just a pastime for me to do it and not pay for it afterwards? Besides, the clay pot in my place is expensive, it is related to my income for a year, I walked away, in case I take one or two for someone, I will not be at ease this year. The clay pot stall owner began to gush!
"I'll give you forty wen first, when you buy all the clay pots, you just do things, I'll give you ten wen later, and I won't take any of the clay pots!" Qiao Luming gritted his teeth, you have a penny and a clay pot, and it is also about a year's income, if it weren't for the urgency of the matter, you would be beaten with one punch, looking so honest, why is your heart so black? A good common man, what do you learn to be an official?
"Cheng, give money!" The owner of the clay pot stall stretched out his hand!
Damn, just now he was protecting these clay pots like calves, and he sold the child in a blink of an eye, Qiao Luming gave the clay pot stall owner forty yuan, and said: "It's best not to break your promise, if you don't do anything with the money, I will let you know what life is better than death!" ”
After speaking, Qiao Luming picked up a clay pot, stretched out an index finger with his right hand, and poked it violently, and a neat hole immediately appeared on the clay pot. The owner of the clay pot stall was shocked, it seems that he is a martial arts master, not only knows that he wants to take the money and run away, the attainments of this hand of the strong King Kong finger can be described as extraordinary, you must know that it is easy to break the clay pot, and it is not easy to make a hole!
The owner of the clay pot stall hurriedly shook his hand and said: "Look at what you said, I am reputable in Penglai City, you inquire, who doesn't know that my pottery pot has always been a quick whip and a person who will never break his word!" ”
Two pots of pottery? Is it a canner? Ancestral? Otherwise, that careless parent would have given the child such an unlucky, uh, good name! Qiao Luming was stunned for a while, and then handed over the money to Tao Ercan, and said, "I need you to find someone and say that someone invited him to eat fifty meat buns, and then bring him to this alley!" ”
"Meat buns? Fifty? What if he really wants me to buy it? Why don't you give me another 20 wen to buy buns, be safe! "Tao Ercan suspects, you are a seller of baked cakes, let me invite someone to eat meat buns? No matter how you smell it, it's a smell of conspiracy!
Qiao Luming picked up another clay pot, poked his fingers, another hole, and looked at the second pot of pottery coldly!
"Cheng, who do you say you are looking for, I'll go!" This person is too violent, this finger is a good kung fu, what if he pokes himself to death in the air? Heroes don't suffer immediate losses!
"When you go to Chengnan Street, find a person with a black face, obscene, and who is eating buns all the time, it's easy to find!" After listening to Qiao Luming's introduction, the two pots turned out of the alley to Chengnan Street to take a look, indeed, it is too easy to find, this stands out from the crowd and the crane flock is a truth, it is so conspicuous! It's easy to find an abnormal one out of a bunch of normal people!
On the bustling street, a beggar is holding a bun and gobbling it up, there are thousands of people in the world, how can anyone be so out of place? A beggar eats gobbling up buns, which is very in line with the state of the character, but with more than 20 buns packed around him, it is too! What beggar have you ever seen flaunt his wealth like that? It's not the boss of Canghai's former residence!
"This 、、、 good man!" Tao Ercan stepped forward, and after thinking for a while, he didn't sort out what he wanted to call this person, big brother beggar? Wrong! Brothers? Inappropriate! It's still a good man, in the storytelling story, the heroes are more down!
Li Zihao glanced up at Tao Ercan, and saw that he was looking at the meat buns in his hand, and immediately picked up a bag of meat buns beside him, and spit a few saliva into it, wanting to eat? No way!
Ah, what kind of person is this? Am I like someone who can grab buns with beggars? Tao Ercan was angry, feeling that he was mentally insulted by this beggar, but with a heavy responsibility, Gou Jian can still taste 、、、 what can he taste? Anyway, it's not a delicious thing, I can also use two pots of pottery, I endure it! "What a man! Someone saw that you had a red face, a full hall, and a blessed star, so they entrusted me to come and invite you, and afterwards I will give you fifty meat buns! ”
Li Zihao's face was full of vigilance, in this world, the officials of the yamen will grab watermelons on the street, it is difficult to guarantee that the person in front of him will not grab the buns, but when he heard that someone invited him to eat fifty meat buns, he immediately felt a spring breeze, in this world, there are still people who are very discerning! Well? No, although the Yushu I grew up 、、、 is not too scary, with outstanding character, please eat buns by yourself for no reason? Either treachery or theft? What do they want to plot against me? Could it be that the yamen came out to fish? Renovate the style of Penglai City? Li Zihao is at war with heaven and man!
"Good man! Hero! Are you going to go or not? The master also said, you have been dormant for 20 years, you have the ability not to be valued, you belong to the Tiansha Star in the way, success is also a bun, defeat is also a bun, now you will use the bun to break your life, and you will fly Huang Tengda in the future! "The second pot of pottery has been selling clay pots in this neighborhood since he was sensible, and he has a fight with the nonsense kung fu and the official master, but he didn't expect to be a nonsense, and he actually hit Li Zihao's lifeblood directly!
Li Zihao is sad! If I hadn't been confused by those ten meat buns, I would be a dart now, and now there are fifty meat buns waiting for me, five times more than before, even if I am fooled again, I will admit it! At least I still have the value to be bought.
So Li Zihao was taken to the alley next to him by the second pot of pottery, there were fewer and fewer people, Li Zihao felt wrong, and wanted to grab the second pot of pottery in front of him and ask, but he didn't want a figure to suddenly jump out of a window next to him, and his five fingers became claws, and he grabbed Li Zihao's front door!
The offensive came like lightning, it can be said that it has reached the extreme, but Li Zihao has lived for thirty years, and the meat buns for thirty years are not eaten in vain, and Li Zihao has his own unique way of breaking the way, this way to the alley, but his mouth has not stopped, and his mouth is full of meat scraps at this time!
said that it was too late, Li Zihao opened his mouth and spit out, and the meat scrap goddess scattered towards the people. The sneak attacker scolded in his heart, what kind of fucking ruffian tricks are these?
But the effect is really good, the person who came could only quickly collect the offensive, flashed to the side side, and avoided the meat scrap, but changed his move in the rush attack, the flaw was huge, Li Zihao saw the vacancy, raised his foot and kicked, but he didn't want to be born with a lap of legs, this seemed to be a kick that must be hit, but he wiped the placket of the person who came and went out, and kicked it empty!
The person who came seemed to expect this to be the result, his body loosened, he lay directly on Li Zihao's outstretched leg, and rolled in the direction of Li Zihao with his strength, and the internal force was sent outward, and his two fingers became a sword, poking directly into Li Zihao's chest, and then turned with one foot, took two steps back, and stood firm! Everything was done in a flash of light, as if nothing had happened!
Li Zihao hung with one foot in the air, his head looked down at the ground, and stood in the middle of the alley in a weird posture. "Who are you? Why did you sneak up on me? ”
"I'm looking for you to do something!" The person who came crossed his arms and said lightly!
"Is there someone like you are looking for? Quick acupuncture. Li Zihao said.
"Promise me first, and then solve the acupoint!" The people who came are still calm!
"Roll the calves!" Li Zihao is on the verge of going berserk!
The person who came was silent, took a bag of buns that Li Zihao carried on his waist, took out one, squatted down, and looked at Li Zihao with a little smile.
Li Zihao was stunned, Qiao Luming!! This goods appeared, I have to hurry up and notify the second master to come over, well, what is he doing with my bun? Don't eat, don't, I'm going to kill you! Li Zihao watched Qiao Luming slowly put the bun into his mouth, as if all his organs were burning.