There was a thick layer of straw on the ground in the back hall, and a set of bedding was thrown on the straw pile, and a person was dressed in the bedding.

The man heard footsteps and said, "It's my brother who has returned." ”

Yuan Kai said: "Yes, Yuan Fei, my brother brought you a roast chicken and eat it quickly." ”

Yuan Fei said: "Brother, the money you got to buy roast chicken for me to eat." ”

Yuan Kai laughed and said, "It was those two guys who sent five taels of silver yesterday." ”

Yuan Fei said: "I didn't expect these two people to be really fooled. I was scared and really sent the silver. ”

Yuan Kai said: "Yuan Fei, I'll go to Mr. Li's house in a while, and then scare and scare that old guy, you hurry up and heal your injuries." ”

Yuan Fei said: "Okay, good brother, just rest assured, my injury is nothing, it's all my fault that I'm not a kid, I heard a little girl scream last night that she fell from the roof in fright." ”

Yuan Fei said with a smile: "Hehe, this is still your own kung fu practice at home, you originally went to pretend to be a ghost to scare people, but let people be scared, ridiculous, ridiculous!" ”

When Luda heard this, he said: "What happened last night was really done by your Yuan Kai boy, I didn't expect you to have a helper." I'll stew your two brothers together. ”

Yuan Kai and Yuan Fei, the two brothers, were also born in a wealthy family, they went to private school since they were children, and they also had a little ink in their stomachs, so they were intellectuals in that era. But these two boys are lazy to do it, and they can still restrain them during their father's lifetime, and when Old Man Yuan dies, these two guys will become scattered mountains, scattering joy, no one cares and no one asks, Yuan Kai is the boss of the sky, and Yuan Fei has become the second in the earth. In less than two years, he ate and drank all the family property left by Old Man Yuan. In the end, when these two guys rummaged through the cabinets at home, they found that Old Man Yuan had collected "Zhuge Divine Calculation", "Six Lessons", "Five Elements Picture Book", "Three Worlds Physiognomy Method", "Tui Bei Tu", "Bone Song" and other fortune-telling books.

The two brothers first relied on their own cultural heritage to collect these books in rote memorization, and then they ripped cloth to make banners. He set up a hexagram stall on the street and engaged in the profession of divination.

In the early days, it was unfavorable to be out of school, and no one cared about it for three days. Haha, the little Guandu town has a population of more than 5,000 people, and the land with a bigger butt, who doesn't know whom? Yesterday, you two boys were still running around on the streets, how did you become a fairy who can pinch and calculate after sleeping overnight.

It doesn't matter if the neighbors don't believe it, this brother has a two-phase method to make them believe it.

So, they began to spread the word that tomorrow someone's house will be on fire, and the day after tomorrow someone's child will be injured. Sure enough, things really came according to what they said, and everyone really thought that the fairy spirit of their old Yuan family's ancestor Yuan Tiangang was possessed by the two brothers, so they were a little suspicious, and then they pretended to be ghosts. The boss plays Zhong Kui, and the boss plays a monster. The second child played Zhang Tianshi, drove away ghosts a few times, and beat away many monsters, He! This reputation spread, and it became famous, and Yuan Kai and Yuan Fei became gentlemen. Soar to become a master of clever calculations.

Yuan Kai and Yuan Fei never dreamed that it would be so simple to go from mortal to master, this is really a lot of money, if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it; If you say no, you can't, and you can't.

Therefore Yuan Kai. Yuan Fei and the two showed their thinking that they had not used for many years, and co-authored a booklet "How is a master made?" 》

For a time, both sides of the Yellow River were widely circulated, and people rushed to copy and circulate, and there was a tendency for Luoyang paper to be expensive.

Yuan Kai and Yuan Fei earned fame and earned a lot of remuneration for pen polishing.

At this point, these two brothers should be content!

Of course, no!

Otherwise, what is there to say,

Otherwise, there is something that is not enough to swallow the elephant.

Those who are content are often happy, that is to say that ordinary people are people, Yuan Kai and Yuan Feige have already transformed from ordinary people to people of the Tao, how can they be compared with ordinary people, they have become extraordinary people.

Extraordinary people have to think extraordinarily,

Extraordinary people deserve to do extraordinary things.

What's the biggest idea?

What's the biggest extraordinary thing?

That is the dream of the Spring and Autumn Family,

That's groundbreaking.

No one expected that after these two boys had a few taels of silver in their pockets, they would whimsically dream of dominating the world.

These two boys searched for evidence, traced back to the source, and insisted that they were the descendants of Yuan Shao and Yuan Benchu, the leaders of the Eighteenth Road Princes League in the late Han Dynasty, which is the habit of our people, and everything has to find a well-known person to say, just like in April this year, Mr. Liang Sili, an aerospace scientist, unfortunately passed away, and the reports on TV and the Internet are all written like this: Liang Qichao's son Liang Sili died. What kind of logic is this?

It's so easy to dominate the world, you have to have money first, so these two boys accelerated the speed of accumulating wealth with the spirit of advancing with the times.

The two took turns to set up stalls on the street, rain or shine to make money.

It just so happened that when Yuan Kai was setting up a stall, he saw two people coming in front of him, although the two people were both men's clothes, Yuan Kai still saw that the short man was a woman dressed as a man.

In order to increase his popularity among the many onlookers, Yuan Kai instructed Yuan Fei to sneak into the inn where Luda and Ma Ruer stayed in the middle of the night, pretending to be a ghost.

Luda may have been born with this fate, and he met some whimsical people, just met Chai Qigu and Huiru monks a few days ago, and today he met Yuan Kai and Yuan Fei, the two living treasures!

After Yuan Kai saw Yuan Fei finish eating the roast chicken, he poured a bowl of water for Yuan Fei and said: "You drink saliva and rest well, I will also squint first, and when it is dark, I will go to Mr. Li's house, add a fire to him, and see if the old guy is bleeding!" ”

The night gradually sank, and Yuan Kai, who was full of energy, hung a horse-faced grimace for singing on his face and ran towards the town.

Ruda followed closely behind him, trailing behind.

After walking for about a meal, I came to a high-walled compound.

Yuan Kai stopped, looked left and right to see that there was no one, took out a rope with a grappling hook in front of his arms, shook the grappling hook on the wall more than seven feet high with a few "whoosh" with his hands, grabbed the rope with both hands, climbed the wall with both feet, and jumped down with his hands and feet climbing the wall.

Ruda then jumped in as well.

In the night, I saw this boy run to the stable in the compound, squat down and set fire to a pile of hay.

Why did Yuan Kai go to this Li Dayuan's house to set fire?

It turned out that a few days ago, he and his younger brother sneaked into the Li family's compound three times and pretended to be ghosts and made trouble a few times, the purpose was to let Li Dayuan go out and invite their brothers to come to catch ghosts.

In their sleep, the people in the Li family's compound were awakened by the sound of sexual screams, and when they saw that there was a fire in the stable, they hurriedly shouted: "Fight the fire, the stables are on fire." ”

Everyone came running over with buckets and washbasins.

At this time, Yuan Kai wore the face of the horse-faced ghost on his face, pretending to be a zombie, and jumped out and cried out in a miserable voice: "Take your life, take your life, take your life." ”

The firefighters were so frightened that they threw away the buckets and basins in their hands, and ran back to their respective houses with no choice but to run back to their respective houses, shutting the doors tightly, and never daring to come out again.

Yuan Kai jumped in the courtyard and shouted: "Take your life, take your life, take your life." After turning around a few times, he saw that the pile of hay had been extinguished, and only smoke was still rising from the ashes, so he climbed up the wall and ran out of the Li family compound.

Luda jumped out and pressed Yuan Kai under the wall and said, "Look where you run." ”

Yuan Kai was taken aback and said, "Who are you?" ”

Ruda pulled the fake beard on his face and said, "Open your dog's eyes and see, do you know me?" ”

Yuan Kaidao: "You are ...... You are ......"

Ruda said: "Think about who I am? ”

Yuan Kai looked at it for a long time and suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that you are the brother of that little brother." ”

Ruda said: "I remember." ”

Yuan Kai cheekily said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't want to take your silver." Why haven't you two left yet? ”

Luda said: "Let's go, go there, I have long guessed that what happened last night was done by your kid, so I stayed here for an extra day to catch you." ”

Yuan Kai took out five taels of silver from his pocket and handed it to Luda and said, "Uncle, this is back to you, please let me go." ”

Luda knocked the piece of silver to the ground and said: "Don't play this trick, can't you pinch it, why didn't you calculate it, you will be a heel tonight." ”

Yuan Kaidao: "The villains are all liars, they are all liars." Please let me go. ”

Ruda grabbed him by the collar and said, "Go!" ”

Yuan Kai cried and said, "Uncle, you are going to take me there." ”

Luda said: "What to cry about, you will know when you get to the place." ”

Yuan Kai hugged Luda's thigh and said: "Master, please let me go, there are old nurses in their nineties in my family, there are old women in their eighties, and there are two children who are just going to breastfeed, if you take me away, how can they live." ”

Luda kicked him in the ass and said: "Fart, I have long felt the details of your kid, don't you just have a younger brother who is recuperating in the Guandi Temple, where grandma, mother, and nursing children come." ”

Yuan Kai stopped crying and looked up at Luda and said, "Master, you can pinch and calculate better than me, how do you know so clearly?" ”

Ruda kicked him again and said, "Don't slap grandpa's ass there, quickly stand up and follow me." Or I'll kick you to death. (To be continued.) )