Chapter 417
Li Bao returned to the Shicui Palace, and Ling'er hurriedly greeted him, "Liulang is back, where did you go in the afternoon, why did you come back at this time, the slave family is worried about death." ☆ →, the slave family fell asleep in the afternoon, and Rokuro did not wake up the slave family, and the slave family was ashamed. Please also ask Lang Jun to punish him. Turning to face Hu Sanbao, his apricot eyes glared, "Hu San'er, you dead slave, you don't say anything where you took Lang Jun, if something happens to Liulang, be careful of your skin!" ”
Li Bao saw that Ling'er was anxious about himself, but he didn't dare to lose his temper with himself, so he had to take Hu San'er out of anger. Hu San'er is his little brother, and he can't let his little brother carry the black pot at this time, so he said, "Ling'er, don't complain about Hu San'er, I get up in the afternoon, I see that you are sleepy, you get up early every day to take care of me, I feel sorry for you, so I will let you sleep a little longer, and I also told Hu San'er not to let him wake you up." I went to Sister Changning, I forgot the time when I was happy to play there, and then I knew it was late when I looked at the sky, and I was sorry that you waited and worried for a long time, and I didn't even agree to Sister Changning to leave me for dinner, so I hurried back with Hu San'er, I'm sorry! Don't get angry, okay? And is dinner ready, I'm starving! ”
As soon as Ling'er heard Li Bao say this, she also paid herself, and her heart was sweet, and she immediately replied: "Liulang's dinner is ready early, I have let the cook warm it several times, you wash your hands and clean your face first, and I will let the cook bring the meal." After finishing speaking, he went to the kitchen diligently, and Li Bao finished dinner with Ling'er Hu Sanbao after washing his face.
After eating, Li Bao came to the study, sat down and remembered Yun Fang he saw today, there is no doubt that Yun Fang is a white rich beauty, his own conditions are not bad is a rich and handsome, talented and handsome, the sum of genius and beauty, in Li Bao's romantic imagination, the age gap between him and Yun Fang was ignored by his gorgeous beauty, although the body of the brother is a little too positive, but the psychology is quite uncle's, for this kind of innocent little cutie is not handy? Li Baofu wanted to be linked, but when he thought of the reality, his fiery feelings were extinguished by the cold ice, which corresponded to the famous saying of later generations: The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny. In the Tang court at the end of the late Tang Dynasty, the real power was still held by the eunuch leaders who held military power, and even the emperor was a pawn in their hands, at the mercy of them. The situation in Tang's court this night was like a sharp sword hanging over Li Bao's head, which could be cut down at any time.
People like Li Bao are at heart and happy with what they encounter. In the later generations, the network gave this type of person a special name - diao. The enthusiasm of the heart dies down immediately when encountering difficulties. For a diao silk otaku like him, they are giants in thought and dwarfs in action. Otherwise, he would not have endured it in a low-key manner for ten years in this crisis-ridden late Tang court. Now that he has met the woman he likes, at this time he must make some changes, change his living state in this environment, and change his current situation, he must plan well, otherwise he will only be beaten passively.
Where do you start to change? Li Bao asked himself in his heart, it was useless to dream like this, so he wrote it down, so he picked up a brush and wrote his own questions on rice paper.
On the feasibility analysis of Li Bao's change of his living status in the Tang Dynasty court: first, try to act without attracting the attention of the powerful figures in the palace; secondly, it should be carried out under the condition of ensuring its own safety; Again, you must find a backer who is strong enough to shelter yourself and these people around you; Once again, you can make more friends with multiple forces, so that you can survive in the cracks, and it is best to be as exquisite as a fish in water.
Li Bao looked at the words on the rice paper, thought for a while, and then wrote: In order to solve the above requirements, you can try to start from the following ways1, in this Tang court this night, it is impossible not to be noticed, and the people in his palace are not even, there are those eunuch leaders' eyes, as long as what he does is not too much, it will not cause a big shock, for example, he can't immediately start to assassinate the big eunuch or similar activities, otherwise it is really a way to die. The safe way is to take the opportunity to befriend the leaders of the great eunuchs, but what do you rely on to curry favor with these eunuchs? To be resolved. 2. Under the condition of ensuring their own safety, they should still be low-key, but what does low-key rely on to fool others? Poetry and songs? is unreliable, I have memorized a few poems, but many eunuchs in this era are rich and talented, and I have basically mixed up in the ten years since I came to the Tang Dynasty. 3. Find a big backer, except for those eunuchs in this palace, there is only one person who has the ability to protect himself, and that person is his cheap Laozi - Emperor Yizong. Thinking of this key person, Li Baodeng was a little excited, thinking of the information about Yizong that he saw on the forum in later generations, without exception, saying that he was stupid and incompetent, only loved to eat, drink and have fun, never cared about political affairs, and was completely faint.
For how to please Yizong, Li Bao is also a little drumming in his heart, the only thing he can do at present is to be able to cook a few dishes, but these dishes are not guaranteed to be attractive to the emperor of a country who is accustomed to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and there is a problem, he is an amateur foodie is not a professional chef, and the dishes he makes may really be able to attract Yizong for a while, but Yizong's life span is not long, and it is now thirteen years of Xiantong, I remember that in the fourteenth year of Xiantong in history, that is, next year, Yizong immediately returned to the west after welcoming the Buddha bone relics. What to do?
Li Bao asked himself over and over again, and finally made up his mind that for love, he must try, and if he does it, half of the hope will be successful, and if he doesn't do it, the hope can only be zero, in order to improve his success, Li Bao decided to please Yizong must be multi-pronged, so that there is a greater hope of success.
Li Bao thought about it again and again, wrote and changed it in the study, changed it, wrote and painted it very late, and finally even Ling'er and Hu Sanbao couldn't stand it, and dragged Li Bao to the dormitory to sleep.
Li Bao has something in his heart, it is inevitable that he will toss and turn his mind, and toss for a long time before falling asleep in a daze, maybe Li Bao is too nervous, and he sleeps at night and dreams all night, in his dreams, he dreams of Yun Fang, he dreams of Tang Yizong, he dreams that Yun Fang admires him, he dreams that Tang Yizong disdains the dishes he offers, and he dreams that the chief eunuch wants to kill him,...... Strange to say, only Yun Fang could see the faces of the characters in this dream, and Yizong and the eunuchs were all confused. When Ling'er woke him up the next morning in Li Bao's screams, Ling'er was startled, it was already customary for Liulang to have nightmares, but last night's nightmare made Li Bao's two eye sockets blue, and the tears of distress swirled at the time, thinking that what happened to Lang Jun, he suddenly became like this when he came back from going to the princess's side yesterday. There were doubts in his heart, but he didn't dare to ask, thinking that he would ask Hu San'er later, he must know what was going on.
Li Bao is also depressed, his little life is too comfortable, he can't bear the slightest pressure, how can he be a man who is crazy about love. I began to despise myself in my heart. 鄙shì return to 鄙shì, what should be done, you still have to do it, otherwise how can you be worthy of your own infatuation, shouted to Yun Fang in her heart: For your Lao Tzu, you even have to give up your life, are you moved? Li Bao finished washing up in this self-absorption and went out for morning exercises. In order to strengthen his perseverance, Li Baochen deliberately added two laps to the run. After running the steps, Li Bao still routinely played Tai Chi. Then returned to the palace and finished breakfast, Li Bao went to the study to finish the unfinished work last night, and wrote for 2 hours (4 hours) Ling'er and Hu Sanbao didn't dare to disturb, seeing that it was noon, Li Bao went out of the study and finished lunch with Ling'er Hu Sanbao.
After lunch, Li Bao instructed Ling'er to call the cook, Li Bao rinsed his mouth with tea after eating, and the cook Shi Da Niang timidly followed Hu Sanbao into the outer hall, Shi Chef Niang is over forty years old this year, fat and strong, because Li Bao often cooks and makes some fresh dishes by himself, and slowly gets acquainted with them, these people are not very afraid of Li Bao, but the atmosphere in the palace today is a little weird, a qiē is due to Li Bao's strange changes, her lunch today is the four dishes and one soup taught by Li Bao yesterday, thinking about these dishes,I've tried it several times in private.,Other people in the palace have tried it.,Although it's not comparable to what Rokuro does.,It's almost the same.。 Could it be that Rokuro wants to punish himself for what he did badly? I came to the outer hall with anxiety in my heart, and bowed when I saw Li Bao.
As soon as Li Bao saw Chef Shi coming, he said to her with a pleasant face, Aunt Shi has been in the palace for many years, thanks to your cooking skills, I have also enjoyed a lot of happiness, the dishes I made today are better than what I made yesterday, and Aunt Shi is indeed better than me in cooking. Shi Chef Niang's initial apprehension immediately disappeared with Li Bao's words, and she stroked her towering chest with her greasy hands, breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "But it's scared to death of the slave family, the old woman still thinks that Lang Jun thinks that the slave family is not doing well and wants to punish the slave family, Lang Jun can like the slave family's craftsmanship, it is really a blessing from the slave family's three lives!" Li Bao continued, "Auntie, I have a recipe here, can you try to make it for me?" Shi Chef Niang saw that Lang Jun was going to test his own craft, and immediately said, "There is no problem with cooking, the slave family eats this line of food, thanks to Lang Jun's fancie, the old woman dares not to be dedicated, but the slave family is illiterate, and this also asks Lang Jun to arrange a personal reading for the old woman." Let the old woman listen to it once to make sure she can remember. As soon as Li Bao heard this, he immediately read the recipe to Chef Shi in the hall.