Chapter 4: Madness
"Alas, old, old," Huang Fujun laughed self-deprecatingly, "but today he can be judged by the poetry club for all the talented people, and he will have a light on his face when he says it in the future." ”
"Then the second game will be awarded to ......"
"Huang Fujun wait a minute," Xu Yuanzhi called again, "this one, this ......"
Zhao Wuregret turned his face to the side, pretending not to hear, talking to him just now, his nostrils were facing the sky, and he didn't even know his name now, so why did he need to give him face.
Since someone whispered in Xu Yuanzhi's ear, he said, "This Zhao Gongzi, it should be a pair often, I still have a few couples here, if you can match me, I will be convinced, and it doesn't hurt to judge you to win in the second game." ”
"Oh?" Zhao Wuregret playfully said, "Could it be that your Shanglian is better than Lord Fujun's?" Also, you didn't object when the rules were set before, and you couldn't be right when the prince came out of Shanglian, and now when I win, I said irresponsible things, are you a bully for me? Are you still dissatisfied with the judgment of Lord Fujun?"
Huang Fujun immediately said unhappily when he heard this, "Xu Yuanzhi, did this mansion have a place to protect Zhao Wuregret just now?"
"This?...... I haven't found it yet," Xu Yuanzhi thought about it and replied hesitantly, Zhao Wuregret was almost kneeling when he heard it, where did it come from such a superlative, you just said 'no', you just got it, the vague statement of 'undiscovered' is easy to make people think about it.
Huang Fujun was not angry at this time, his cold gaze swept over the Xu family master who seemed to close his eyes and recuperate, could it be that the Xu family was dissatisfied with my recent governance?
Don't you know that the head of the Xu family at this time also scolded Xu Yuanzhi in his heart, and provoked Huang Fujun one after another, if it wasn't for someone in his own court, who was not afraid of Huang Fujun, he couldn't wait to go out and kick Xu Yuanzhi to death, but at this time, Xu Yuanzhi was out for the Xu family, if he suppressed it, so as not to make people feel cold, so he simply pretended to be deaf and dumb.
"Xu Yuanzhi, don't go too far," Qin Shanchang on the side said lightly.
"It turned out to be Qin Shanchang," Xu Yuanzhi nodded slightly, "It is said that the mountain chief sold the house a few days ago and built a grass house on the mountain. ”
"Far away, don't be rude," the head of the Xu family came out at this time and shouted softly.
"It's okay," the smile on Shan Chang's face remained unchanged, "It's a fact that I live in a grass hut, there is nothing unspeakable, as for helping, I won't bother Xu Gongzi." ”
Zhao Wuregret immediately admired Qin Shanchang, he had cultivation and persistence, and he only fought for the ideals in his heart, but unfortunately he was born in the wrong era.
After thinking about it, Zhao Wuregret stepped forward and said, "Listening to what Brother Xu said before, I think there is a peerless collection of Haolian, I am not talented, I want to ask Brother Xu for a lesson or two." ”
Huang Fujun weighed the pros and cons in his heart, and decided that he would rather offend the Xu family than protect his reputation, but Zhao Wuregret stood up by himself, that is the academic battle, if he loses, it has nothing to do with him, if he wins, he will also slap the Xu family in the face, so why not?
Xu Yuanzhi Zhao agreed without regrets, so he walked to the desk and wrote, 'Jun Ju Pengnei, roll Lu Bu, urge the car, and be Ma Chao'. Seeing this, the crowd couldn't help but take a deep breath, if this couplet was literally taken into account, it was just sitting in the carriage, the wind rolled up the curtain, urging the car forward, but it was overtaken by the 'horse' behind.
But there are three names in it, Lu Bu, Che Zhou, and Ma Chao, all of whom are celebrities of the Three Kingdoms, among which Che Zhou may not be familiar with many people, but Cao Cao cooks wine and talks about heroes; The story of Guan Gong earning the city and cutting the car happened at the same time, and it is more or less a celebrity.
If the lower link wants to add celebrities like the upper link, and ensure a complete narrative, it will be a hundred times more difficult, everyone frowns and thinks hard, this time even Ouyang Wan can't think of it for a while.
"Hehe, I thought it was a problem," Zhao Wuregret sighed, "Brother Xu, you disappointed me so much. ”
Before he walked to the table, he wrote, 'The bird is in the cage, looking at Kong Ming, wanting to fly, but Guan Yu'.
'Hiss', everyone couldn't help but be surprised, you must know that a 'absolute' sometimes thinks about a few days or even months, and there may be a few years when no one comes out, but it is as simple as drinking water like Zhao Wuregret, it really hasn't happened.
Zhao Wuregret's subordinate couplet means a caged bird, seeing the light outside, yearning for freedom, and wanting to spread its wings and fly to the sky, but its feathers are imprisoned.
But his next link also contains the three names of Kong Ming, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu, all of whom are celebrities of the Three Kingdoms.
Ouyang Wan's beautiful eyes flowed, and she secretly made up her mind in her heart to 'snatch' Zhao Wuregret.
Xu Yuanzhi was already pale at this time, he was planning to win this poetry meeting, so he did not hesitate to offend Huang Fujun, and did not hesitate to mess around with shame, if he won, everything would be easy to say, but if he lost, he didn't dare to imagine.
He walked over to his desk and picked up his pen to write the second couplet.
"Wait," Zhao Wuregret shouted.
Xu Yuanzhi paused, and everyone also looked at Zhao Wuregret.
He stepped forward with a smile and said, "It's not rude to say it, since Brother Xu likes the characters of the Three Kingdoms, I just thought of a couplet, please advise." After speaking, he didn't wait for others to object, and wrote a couplet directly on the paper, to be honest, Zhao Wuregret was able to get to this point by cheating, all of which are things that will be available in future generations, if Xu Yuanzhi really plays extraordinarily, he will definitely come out through the ages, and then he will have no place to cry, so he can only strike first.
Huang Fujun picked up Shanglian and said, "The lights in the tower are lit, and the layers of Kongming pavilions are bright,"
Hearing this couplet, Xu Yuanzhi almost fainted, when did the Yangzhou Poetry Club have such a difficult topic? The literal meaning of this couplet is easy to understand, but it is difficult to reach the sky, Kong Ming, Zhuge (Ge) Liang, this is the same person, if you want to match the next couplet, then it must be the same person, it is best to bring a homophony, want to break his head, no one in history can use it.
Looking at Xu Yuanzhi's ugly face, Huang Fujun couldn't help but feel a burst of happiness in his heart, but he would not mock Xu Yuanzhi in public, because Xu Yuanzhi's name was 'crazy', and he was 'crazy' and others didn't care about it and took it for granted, but he was the master of a mansion, and if he didn't have a little heart, he would only be more embarrassed.
"This couplet is exquisite, it will be difficult to think of the next couplet for a while, how about everyone have lunch first?" Master Xianping spoke at this time.
When everyone heard this, they all dispersed and returned to their own station, Zhao Wuregret was about to return, but was stopped by Lin Zichang, he smiled and said, "Brother Zhao is slow, this Daming Temple Zhongzhai meal is a must, there is no chance on weekdays, now I have to taste it." ”
Seeing this, Zhao Wuregret had no choice but to go over together, and the only ones who could be with the head of the family were Lin Ruoyi and Wei Zihan, as well as a few side ladies, Red Sleeves and the second steward took the girl and the family to stay and take care of the others.
The rest of the families were in a similar situation, leaving with their families and the three judges including Master Xianping.
Passing through the peach grove, we came to a small courtyard in the apse, where there were seven or eight rooms, the doors were all open, and you could see that there was a table in each room, and it was obvious that this was the place where the temple entertained guests.
Zhao Wuregret and the others chose a nearby room and walked in, there was no decoration at all, the tables and chairs were all made of pine wood that can be seen everywhere on the mountain, rough, strong, bulky, not even painted, there was no beauty at all.
Lin Zichang went out after a few words, and several of their heads of the family had to dine with the three judges, but only Zhao Wuregret was left alone to face the beautiful women.
The table can only seat eight people, today the Lin family's side branch of the young lady came a total of five, plus Lin Ruoyi Wei Zihan is just eight, after Zhao Wuregret sat down, the women looked at each other, not knowing how to distribute the remaining chairs.