Chapter 19, Meet the Little Scholar and the Little Scholar Again
The little scholar and the little scholar who came followed Wang Lang to a place with few people, Wang Lang let go of his hand, looked at the two people with red faces and scratched his head embarrassedly and said
"That, just in a hurry, I took the hands of the two girls. Well, I'm sorry. ”
The little scholar shook his head with a red face and didn't speak, he forgave Wang Lang, but the little scholar stopped doing it and said angrily
"In a hurry, can you pull the girl's hand in a hurry? Don't you know that men and women are not kissed? You're a disciple. Hmph~"
Wang Lang was embarrassed to hear it in his heart, it is really not good to pull the hands of other girls in this era of great defense for men and women. But as soon as the little scholar said it, he couldn't help but want to refute two sentences, not because he was angry, but because he felt that this little scholar was particularly interesting. Wang Lang said with a smile
"No, no, girl, I'm a gentleman, not a disciple, and besides, the disciple is actually quite wronged."
As soon as Wang Lang said that, the two little girls looked at Wang Lang curiously, and the little scholar spoke
"I don't know what Childe thinks."
Wang Lang smiled and waved his hand and said
"What is high and low is just some opinions. By the way, under Wang Lang, Wang Weifang. I wonder if the girl can tell me the name? ”
The little scholar was about to refute Wang Lang, but the little scholar grabbed the little scholar and said
"The little woman has seen Wang Gongzi, and the little woman's surname is Jiang Xuehan. This is my maid's name is Xiao Cui. ”
Wang Lang said with a fist
"Hello Miss Jiang, I'll say hello to you after Miss Cui."
Jiang Xuehan covered her mouth and snickered on the side, while Xiao Cui stared at Wang Lang angrily, if her eyes could kill people, it was estimated that Wang Lang had died a hundred times, a hundred times. Jiang Xuehan looked at the two of them fighting and couldn't help but help Wang Lang out of the siege and said
"Wang Gongzi hasn't said how the disciple was wronged?"
Wang Lang said with a smile
"Does Miss Jiang know the origin of the disciple?"
The maid Xiaocui rushed in front of Jiang Xuehan and said
"With your little knowledge, you dare to show off in front of my young lady, I know this story. In "Deng's Disciple's Lustful Fu", Deng's disciple said bad things about Song Yu to the King of Chu, saying that Song Yu was handsome and lustful, and asked the King of Chu not to let Song Yu enter and leave the harem. The king of Chu reportedly confronted Song Yu, who argued that his appearance was a benefit from the heavens, but he was not lustful. The king of Chu asked Song Yu to give an explanation, so Song Yu said that the daughter of his neighbor to the east was beautiful and fragrant, and had the charm of a fallen city, and often climbed the wall to seduce Song Yu, but Song Yu was unmoved, so he was not lustful. Then Song Yu changed the conversation and began to ridicule Deng's disciple, saying that in comparison, Deng's wife was ugly and sloppy, but Deng's disciple was able to give birth to 5 children in a row, so Deng's disciple was more lustful. ”
After speaking, the maid Xiaocui looked at Wang Lang proudly, as if to say more
"I'll see how you're going to make a fool of yourself."
Wang Lang said with a smile
"Then let me ask you, if Song Yu was not interested in that beauty, how could he break his fingers and calculate that she had watched him for three years, which shows that Song Yu also pays attention to her all the time. How do you explain this? ”
Xiao Cui opened her mouth and didn't know what to say, then turned her head angrily and ignored Wang Lang, Wang Lang continued
"If Song Yu has no physical problems, he must find a woman, but why not put such an extreme beauty?"
Jiang Xuehan and Xiao Cui both blushed, and Xiao Cui even snorted. Wang Lang just smiled and didn't care, and continued
On the other hand, his wife, with her hair disheveled, her ears slanted, her lips cracked, her teeth missing, she walked, bent over, limped, covered with scabies, and suffered from severe hemorrhoids. I have already had five children with her. If you were asked to marry such a woman, would you marry her? ”
Jiang Xuehan shook his head and didn't speak, as if he was thinking about something, and Xiao Cui said directly
"Of course not"
Obviously, Xiao Cui also noticed that something was wrong, and her voice became smaller and quieter. Wang Lang continued
From the above, it can be proved that Song Yu is a lustful person. Dengtuzi is a family man, although his wife is very ugly, but they love each other very much, Dengtuzi loves his wife very much, which can be seen from the fact that Dengtuzi and his wife have a total of five children. If the disciple did not love his wife, would he marry and have children with her? What's more, Deng's disciple is still a scholar. Why marry a woman who is so ugly. That's the power of love. ”
Women are sensual animals, listening to the story of the disciple, the two little girls couldn't help but envy the wife of the disciple, there is such a husband who loves him, what a happy thing. But Jiang Xuehan's eyes darkened, could she find a husband who loved her so much? But my marriage is really not up to me. Wang Lang coughed and said
"Well, the story of the disciple is over. Am I still a disciple? ”
Xiao Cui snorted and said
"Even if you are not a disciple, you are also a pervert, fortunately, my young lady and I are both wearing men's clothes, if you let people know, let people know."
Wang Lang said funny
"Let people know what's wrong?"
Xiao Cui said with a red face
"Let people know, how did my young lady get married, and your reputation will be ruined."
Wang Lang was dumbfounded, he knew that the ancient men and women had great defense, but he didn't expect it to be so serious, and hurriedly said
"I won't let you say it that seriously."
Jiang Xuehan said with a smile
"Don't worry, Wang Gongzi, isn't it that no one knows that Xiaocui and I are girls. It won't embarrass you. ”
Wang Lang breathed a sigh of relief, patted his strong chest and said
"It's okay, it's okay. Scared Lao Tzu. ”
Xiao Cui said angrily on the side
"Why, you are still wronged by marrying my young lady, and I haven't complained about my young lady. Do you know that my young lady can speak at five months, memorize poems at the age of three, and write poems by herself at the age of five? She's a talented woman, do you know? ”
Wang Lang said in shock
"Damn, did the ancients have such a developed IQ? It's no wonder that there are so many technologies in the original time and space, which can not be copied by modern people. ”
So he bowed
"I didn't expect Miss Jiang to be a talented girl, disrespectful and disrespectful."
Jiang Xuehan said with a red face
"Wang Gongzi praised it falsely, didn't Wang Gongzi also make a song "Man Jianghong" for Marshal Liu? The little woman admired the tightness. ”
Just when the two were humble to each other, a carriage slowly came to the three of them, and when the carriage approached Wang Lang and the three, Wang Lang heard the horse panting, and the monk who was driving the carriage said to the three
"Three donors, please let the poor monk pass."
Wang Lang and the three of them leaned to the side, and Wang Lang asked curiously
"Master, what are you in this car?"
The monk said with a smile
"It's all some vegetables and white rice, yellow rice. After a while, the master will finish the scriptures and let the donors go to fast. ”
Wang Lang bowed his hand to the monk, and the monk drove over. After the carriage passed, Wang Lang stared at the place where the carriage walked on the ground, frowning, not knowing what he was thinking. Xiao Cui saw that Wang Lang didn't speak, so she said
"Wang Dacai, what do you want?"
Wang Lang looked at the carriage that had gone away and said in a deep voice
"There was a problem with that carriage just now."