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On the top of the mountain, Wu Zhi, the king of Northern Yan, Zhang Liang, the second commander of the Wufu family and the big leader of the black crows, Wu Gang, the third commander of the Wufu family and the big leader of the iron-blooded thirteen eagles, the three big people who can shake the mountain with their feet stomped in Yanyun, are all taking off their pants, revealing their crotch and bottom, and the peerless murder weapon is ready to go.

Don't get me wrong, they don't have the ambition to be higher than the sky, they just want to compete to see who is the real bird king.

Tianxie was temporarily pulled over to act as a referee, and from the corners of his mouth that kept twitching, it could be seen that he was about to lose this unique "big competition".

I have never seen it, there is such a shameless person, it is actually better than this.

However, since Wuda asked him to give orders and act as a referee, he had to come.

"Ready...... Put! ”

The heavenly evil shouted reluctantly, and those who didn't know the inside story probably thought that they were going to release some large-scale arrow attack, but in fact, only three strands of steaming urine, drawing a beautiful parabola, gushed up.

Zhang Liang straightened his chest and raised his buttocks, his face was solemn, and he looked very solemn;

Wu Gang put on a posture of luck dantian and exerted all his strength...... Pee!

And the dignified Beiyan King Wuzhi is also dignified and concentrates on peeing!

The three of them worked at the same time and made a judgment.

Wu Da urinated at the highest and farthest, Wu Gang followed closely, and Zhang Liang ...... Poor fellow, at the bottom.

Wu Da laughed heartily, his eyes were as much as he was scared, and he was very untwitched.

No way, martial arts has always been the weakness of Wuda, among the many hardcore henchmen, Wuda's martial arts have always been at the bottom, and today I finally raised my eyebrows!

However, at this moment, the mutation suddenly occurred.

Zhang Liang, who has always been at the bottom, suddenly exerted his strength again, soared into the sky, and directly surpassed Wuda!

As we all know, peeing is usually the most powerful at the beginning, but Zhang Liang, the "scheming", has obviously been holding back, Gu Yi kept a hand, and sprinted at the last moment!

Wu Da and Wu Gang were caught off guard by the "beating" and were extremely unwilling to admit defeat.

There is no way, there is just that little bit of goods in the stomach, and Zhang Liang is yin.

Zhang Liang shook his body a few times and won the championship of the "Bird King" competition!

"Hahahaha...... Bird King, I am the Bird King! Zhang Liang glanced at Wu Da and Wu Gang provocatively, his face full of rampant.

Wu Da was annoyed and embarrassed, glanced at Wu Gang, and the two of them kicked out at the same time, and directly kicked Zhang Liang down.

……

There was a blister on the top of the mountain, and on a hot summer day, the sweaty Wuda three jumped into it and took a bath happily.

Zhang Liang asked, "Boss, what do you want to do when you brought us to this deep mountain and old forest?" It's all here, can you say it? ”

Wu Da leaned against the shore of the blister, rubbed his back comfortably, and asked, "What do you think of the strength of our Yanyun's sailors?" ”

Wu Gang replied: "It's very strong, and it will get stronger and stronger as time goes by." If it continues to develop like this, I, Yanyun, can be invincible in the world with the power of the water master alone. ”

Yes, the giant ships of the Yanyun Sailor have reached a terrifying twenty, which means that Wuda may transport 10,000 elites from the sea at any time to carry out a sneak attack, which is also one of the main reasons why the world is even more afraid of Yan Yun.

Wu Da pursed his lips, "Invincible? Invincible is what it is meant to break, you know a fart! ”

That's right, as a traverser, Wu Da has not seen ironclad ships in later generations, and these huge wooden ships of Yanyun Sailor will soon be wiped out once they are attacked by ironclad ships.

Of course, in terms of the current military strength of various countries, they do not have enough level to make ironclad ships that can sail on the sea, in fact, even Wuda can't, he has limited knowledge, and it is impossible to build ironclad ships.

To be precise, it is easy to build an ironclad ship, and with Yan Yun's financial resources, it can be said to be effortless, but how to solve the power problem? Without a powerful engine to support the ironclad ship to sail on the sea, build an ironclad ship to put on the shore to enjoy and play?

Zhang Liang and Wu Gang looked at each other, a little unconscious.

Wu Da was silent for a long time before he said slowly: "I forgot before, I saw the power of the sailor a few days ago, and I suddenly remembered, since the sailor is so powerful, if I can toss a group of air elites out, wouldn't it be even more powerful?" ”

"Poof!"

Zhang Liang sprayed directly and screamed: "Air elite? How can it be! That's going to have to make people fly first, it's absolutely impossible! ”

Wu Da glanced at him with disdain, and finally regained the face that he had not won the title of the Bird King before, and said lightly:

"Turtles! Since I want to form an elite in the air, I naturally have a way to make people fly, is this difficult to understand? ”

"It can't be!"

Zhang Liang and Wu Gang almost went crazy.

Since ancient times, it has always been the dream of most people with lofty ideals to make people fly in the air like birds, but dreams are just dreams after all, and it is impossible to move them to reality.

Wu Da stretched his waist, climbed out of the blister, wiped his body casually, and said while getting dressed: "In the past, you all thought that it was impossible to make green vegetables out of nothing, and I planted them, but now I say that I can make people fly, what's impossible?" ”

When it was over, Wu Da also threw down a sentence of turtle again.

Obviously, Wuda has always been obsessed with the title of Bird King, and he is full of resentment.

This is nonsense, there is no man who does not want this title.

Zhang Liang and Wu Gang glanced at each other, still confused.

……

On the top of the mountain, according to the instructions of Wuhan University, the family general has already roasted the game, especially in the ground, there is also a bunch of chicken called flowers, all of which are the most authentic pheasants, and they are delicious.

Don't forget, in later generations, pheasants are protected animals by the state, and if you kill too much, you will be sentenced, how dare you eat so much?

Wu Da dug one out at random, smashed the mud lumps wrapped around the pheasant, and devoured them.

Not far away, Zhang Liang and Wu Gang smelled the aroma of barbecue and jumped over directly.

And the two of them are very shameless, all naked, squatting by the fire eating barbecue and digging gnocchi.

Wu Da glared at Zhang Liang, and said angrily evilly: "You can put on a pair of pants, I know that you are the king of birds, but this is all dragged on the ground, and it is just stained with ashes, in case you are burned by the fire, your family Fang Jinzhi is still not allowed to stay alive?" ”

Zhang Liang glanced at his crotch, glanced around again, and said with a proud smile: "It's all big men, what's so embarrassing?" It's also good for them to open their eyes and see things for a long time. ”

Dogs, days, are obviously deliberate, a big lump of black bars, swaying and shaking, shaking people dizzy!

This picture is so beautiful that the nearby families can't bear to look at it directly!