"Hehehehehe" After listening to Zhang Chen's experience, the other three people let out a gloating laugh. Peng Fei joked by the way: "Do you know, this is called talent (heavenly dung), which means that you are more talented than us." ”

"What bullshit talent, give it to you if you want it?"

"I don't have your life!"

The four of them were talking and laughing, when they suddenly heard a trumpet.

"What does this mean, is it a lights-out sign?" Liu Liu asked.

Peng Fei looked at his watch, "It should be the lights-out number." ”

He Bei was a little hesitant, "Do we really want to turn off the lights?" But the squad leader hasn't come back yet, what if the lights are blind after entering the door, what should I do if I fall and fight? ”

Zhang Chen glanced at the stains on the sleeves of his clothes, and said hatefully: "You deserve it, it's good that your front teeth are knocked out!" Then he got up, went to the door, and turned off the light.

After the lights were turned off, the four of them took off their clothes and went to bed by the starlight outside the window. After a while, squad leader Xia and Zhou Changzhi led four recruits into the house. Because the lights had been turned off, the summer squad leader turned on the flashlight to arrange the beds for them, and then let them sleep first, and talk about other things tomorrow.

After getting up the next day, squad leader Xia stared at Liu Liu's head and said, "Hey, your hair is too long, this is not qualified." Come with me and I'll cut your hair. Deputy squad leader, you come to teach the rest of the people to tidy up housekeeping. ”

Peng Fei looked at Liu Liu's back as he disappeared at the door, a little worried about his new hairstyle. "Hey, I just hope that the squad leader's craftsmanship is passable, otherwise it will be miserable!" Then Peng Fei, under the guidance of the deputy squad leader, began to fight with his quilt.

Their quilts are all newly issued by the local armed forces, so there are a lot of folds. The deputy squad leader told them to put the quilt on the ground, and then smoothed out the folds with force. If there are wrinkles that are difficult to smooth, tell them to use a jar of boiling water as an iron and iron it. And before ironing, remember to spray some water on it.

When Peng Fei was in military training, the biggest headache was folding quilts. Fortunately, at that time, it was just military training, and the instructor turned a blind eye and passed. But now it's different, the squad leader is definitely not an instructor. Peng Fei really didn't understand why the army's quilts had to be folded into tofu blocks! Who invented this torturous tofu block!

An hour later, Peng Fei's quilts had all become flat and unfolded. Just as they were happily carrying the quilt to the bed, ready to turn it into tofu cubes under the guidance of the deputy squad leader, Liu Liuliu came back.

Peng Fei stared at Liu Liu's head with surprised eyes. If you want to say that this hairstyle, although it is not up to the level of a professional barber, it can be said to be reasonable. The key is that Liu Liu's head is still stuck with a piece of gauze? What the hell happened here?

With a dark face, Liu Liuliu came to his bed and pulled the quilt, ready to join the battle. Just now, the deputy squad leader used Liu Liu's quilt as a teaching aid, so the folds on it have been smoothed out. Although this kid has a lottery on his head, it saves trouble in this regard. Anyway, it took Peng Fei and them an hour to make the quilt flattened.

Peng Fei originally wanted to ask Liu Liu, what happened? But the squad leader came in later, so Peng Fei was not embarrassed to ask. But you can guess it, it's nothing more than when you get a haircut, the squad leader's hands tremble, and then he ......

Half an hour later, the eight people finally turned their quilts into tofu blocks under the guidance of the squad leader and deputy squad leader. It's just that it's all fried tofu!

"No, re-stack!" The two paws of the summer squad leader flew up and down, and everyone was covered with quilts.

"Damn quilt!" Peng Fei cursed in his heart while continuing to fight with the quilt.

So when it was lunch time, the squad leader took them to the cafeteria. A song before the meal, or the one, two, three, and four songs that I sang yesterday.

They could have rested for a while after dinner, but Team Leader Xia actually asked Peng Fei and them to continue practicing folding quilts. Then he and Zhou Changzhi were lying on their respective beds, looking at them like overseers. I don't know how long it took, and Peng Fei didn't look at his watch. In short, when I felt that the two arms and the quilt were straight and sore, the Xia squad leader finally gave them a favor and allowed them to rest for a while.

Then eight people, some drinking water, some going to the toilet, some sitting on the bed and pinching their arms.

In the toilet, Peng Fei asked Liu Liu: "Liu Liu, what did squad leader Xia do to you, why do you still have a color on your head?" ”

"Hey, don't mention it, I have a red mole on my head." This red hemorrhoid, also known as a blood hemorrhoid, seems to be called a benign superficial hemangioma in medicine. "As a result, when the squad leader gave me a haircut, he broke the red mole on my head and bled heavily." Although Liu Liu's description is a bit exaggerated, the red mole is indeed thin-skinned and filled with a bag of blood. If it were broken, it would indeed bleed more than a normal, equally large wound.

"Hehehehehe, who made your mole grow out of place. Where does it not grow well, it is not on the scalp. ”

"But when I was a child, no matter where I got a haircut, the barber never broke it for me. When I came to him today, why did he break it for me? Revenge, he is definitely waiting for an opportunity to retaliate! It's really condescending for him to be a squad leader here, he should be a killer. ”

"Makes sense! And I promise that anyone who is killed by him will be labeled as an accidental death in the end. ”

"That's right. So if I don't bleed more today, I won't let him go. ”

"Hehehehehe"

The injury on Liu Liu's head was actually fine for a long time, but he deliberately kept holding the gauze all the time, as if someone had done something to him. And the poor Xia squad leader was given a resounding nickname by Peng Fei because of this: Killer 47.

But soon Peng Fei and each of them had a nickname, which was given by the Xia squad leader, so this can be regarded as a flattening.

As for what the nicknames of each of them are, let's not mention them for now. In the afternoon, one of the recruits who had come from the previous night went to turn on the water, but he didn't come back after half an hour. At this time, the squad leader couldn't sit still, and ordered the deputy squad leader to take the rest of the people to learn the regulations, and he himself took Peng Fei and Liu to stay out to find someone.

But as soon as the three of them walked to the door of the building, they saw this guy coming back with a thermos. It's just that next to him, there is also a crutch.

"What's going on? Did you make a mistake? Peng Fei guessed in his heart.

And the Xia squad leader seemed to know the two crutches, and stepped forward and asked directly, "What's going on?" ”

After the two crutches said this, everyone knew. It turned out that the recruit came out of the boiling water room and went in the wrong direction. But he didn't notice it, so he walked on and entered the wrong building. When he opened the dormitory door, he found that they were all unfamiliar faces. At this time, he knew that he was in the wrong place, but he was sweet-mouthed, stunned by the squad leader, the eldest brother's call, and then begged the veteran to send him back.